Blissmas Edition
Continued from
>>2031316
>>2063359
>>2063381
>>2063399
w-when is the blissfu girlfriend xmas delivery?
I'm getting worried just 6 days left and I haven't received mine yet.
I can't believe Balor is tapping that
>>2065191
Buddy
>>2065191
unless alexa is hiding a dick, i doubt it
>>2065191
Bálor is a faggot.
>>2065191
Yeah totally, he tapped her hand when she touches his lego set.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BOK1JjxAhzf/?taken-by=alexa_bliss_wwe_&hl=en
she used to be such an aesthetic dork, d'aww
>>2065997
blaybn iberkern
>>2065854
>tfw you will never be driving around on a cold, snowy day singing 90's boyband music with bliss
I honestly don't know why people say Alexa isn't pretty without makeup.
>>2065854
I wish they werent feuding so we could see videos of Becky and Bliss like this on the road
>>2066298
agreed
https://get.google.com/albumarchive/111062667009875925035/album/AF1QipNCjHyi74YAndWfVSZv-8qRcvump3mFFb_E11p9
>tfw current year thicc Alexa hasn't done any bikini photoshoots yet
>>2065194
Murphy
alexa has some good cleavage
like fortune teller's crystal orbs
>>2065191
Everyone is
>>2066298
>>2066306
Weird question .... Is there any Yuri hentai of WWE wrestlers?? U would think someone on deviant art would want a niche audience no? The possibilities are endless. Japans fucking up!
>>2066306
She is such a disgusting freak midget. Her head looks freakin huge
>>2067497
Give Becky a break, she can't help it
>>2066288
She certainly doesn't need it
>>2067572
Of course she doesn't after all the plastic surgery she had.
>>2067572
literal perfection
>>2067572
PHS
>>2067572
I. WANT. TO. MARRY. HER
Ass gifs?
On a scale of 1-10, rate Alexa's
Hair
Face
Tits
Armpits
Thighs
Ass
Nose
>>2069673
I got you senpai
>>2069679
>>2069681
>>2069675
Hair - 8
Face - 8.5
Tits - 8
Armpits - 7
Thighs - 8
Ass - 9.5
Nose - 7
>>2069758
I honestly don't remember where they are from. I have a bunch more I could post, but they're too big to upload here
>>2069675
>not rating her feet
You have to go back
>ywn spank alexa's phat ass
>>2070158
She was amazingly thick back in nxt
I want to lick her anus
>>2070540
but her poop comes from there...
>>2070902
So?
>>2072464
>this is an ass to white neckbeards
Holy shit lmao
>>2072468
post some ass you like my man
>>2070902
How can we be sure that she even does that? We don't have all the facts.
>>2072943
would you trust the chance tho?
You are a brave man.
>>2072482
:^)
>>2073485
I hope she's not just there to build becky, maybe now that they've given her merch they can incorporate something from it into the plates.
The gloved hand maybe, or the whole face, idk.
It needs to kinda sink in a bit otherwise it'll just seem oddly there like Charlotte's Eye plates.
>>2073485
>Are they ever going to give her side plates
I'm thinking that one of them is going to be that Harley Quinn head on the front of her shirt and the other might be that cupcake logo on the back
>>2073488
I never understood whether her boobs are real or implants
Why did she kill her ass?
was it rape?
>>2073491
They're fake, but not obnoxiously big
>>2073491
obviously implants, she probably went cheap on em too.
>>2073488
I'd love either honestly but I don't think they'd be different things. Aren't all sideplates just the same thing twice or sometimes mirrored images?
>>2073487
I think both her new logos would be great for side plates, I'm leaning more towards the cupcakes for the side plates though. It'd be super cute. I think maybe they're going to do the same shit they did with the Raw Women's championship though sadly and just do a fuck ton of stat padding. Which is bullshit because it ruins the prestige of the title and makes it look really bad.
>>2073438
hnnnnng Bliss tummy
>>2073496
Since they're fake they obviously had to have been smaller. Could you imagine a flat Bliss?
>Alexa Bliss, age 40
>>2073504
I'm pretty sure she was flatchested before she got them.
>>2073516
I think I'd like it. I don't like fake tits desu
>>2073515
'no'
Literally the best heel since CM Punk
>>2075204
I think Bliss needs better entrance music. Her music right now is just a little too generic.
>>2073496
Thanks, super clear here. She was probably better without
>>2075285
I really like her current theme because it's a heel remix of her face theme. They could add some more detail to it though.
Maybe instead of "glitter, glitz, sparkle, bliss" they could say "glitter, glitz, sparkle, bitch" or something.
Rate this idea, lads
>WM 33
>Bliss vs Charlotte
>bitch vs bitch, heel vs heel, champ vs champ (non-title) match
>Optional: winner fucks loser with strapon (Bliss wins)
>>2075953
>WM 33
>Bliss vs Charlotte
>bitch vs bitch, heel vs heel, champ vs champ (non-title) match
That actually sounds like a pretty interesting idea, but might work better at a survivor series.
>Optional: winner fucks loser with strapon (Bliss wins)
Disregard the above, book it.
i want to kiss her toes
hmm, pretty nice photoshoot but the big earrings make her look like a slut even if they are christmas trees
>>2076356
thats what theyre supposed to be? I thought they were just a random shape
>bliss' tummy
>>2076755
>>2073516
Seen big tits teen girls and natural big tits women better than this. And they wasn't fat girls either.
Shame how women with big tits are not being hired.
From having stalked her Instagram over the course of a month or so I've determined that she really likes shopping at Target.
Has Bliss herself ever acknowledged the fans opinions about her ass?
>>2077388
No but give it time. Even Bayley has sort of alluded to it
>>2076858
>I've determined that she really likes shopping at Target
Definitely
>>2077401
>tfw you will never take your Star Wars loving Jewish gf to see rogue one
Fuck lads, Lexi is just the right amount of nerdy. Not too over the top with it.
>>2063359
God damn I'm tryna pee on her face
>>2077401
There's a lot of Targets in Columbus. She probably grew a preference for it.
Is Alexa jewish?
>>2077401
I want to target her tummy with my semen
I'm addicted to sexy lexy pics
>>2069681
God
Damn
It
EVERY pic or video of EVERY women in the WWE working out triggers me because they are ALWAYS doing the dumbest shit.
I can't fap to this crap. Someone teach Emma how to squat to depth so I can finally nut.
>>2078034
iirc that webm is from a photoshoot she did for some mag (muscle and fitness for women i think) and it was a pre-arranged workout that they put together for her.
bliss is a pro bodybuilder, i'm sure if there's one thing she knows its how to work out with proper form
>>2074895
>Becky doing an actual retard dance after the somersault
I chuckled
>tfw your face will never be in the middle
It's time to get the rope, boys. They say the holidays are when you see the most suicides, and I think I just understood why.
>>2078048
>Bodybuilder
>Proper form
Bodybuilders are notorious for not knowing what the fuck they're doing with the actual weights. It's all steroids and diet.
Probably not steroids for a 105 lbs bikini competitor, but I'd shit a chicken if she could go a genuinely good squat. Even money says she doesn't hit depth, and does at least one other objectively stupid thing like look upwards or point her feet forward or use the goddamn pad or some shit.
>>2078069
I wonder if Natty has "initiated" Alexa into the inner circle with the strap on yet
>>2076365
They are the flawed labia of lesser women.
>>2075633
Saying bitch in promos (which they've done a lot recently and I'm enjoying it), and having it be a part of their champions theme are massively different things.
That would be good though.
The old one was fine anyway, just have her say it with a darker inflection, she's good with tone so she could definitely do it well.
>>2078075
t. fat "powerlifter"
>>2078082
Pretty weird how everyone is saying bitch lately
Last year only Roman was allowed to say it
>>2073500
>it ruins the prestige of the title and makes it look really bad.
No.
This is said a lot, but it's not necessarily true.
What makes a title prestigious is a history of being held by wrestlers who were, even just for 3 seconds, the best in the company.
Trading it between 2 well respected competitors doesn't diminish the belt by itself, the often overly drawn out fueds that usually lead to a repeated trade diminishes the value because it bores people away from money matches.
What gives the title weight is that it's seen as inherently desirable, and people are willing to go through hell to earn the title.
Best example is the Miz right now. Dropping the belt didn't set him back at all, nor did it hinder the belt, because Miz is good enough at conveying to the audience how damn important that belt is to him.
>>2078088
Yeah, I was kinda shocked when Becky said it a few weeks ago, but now even Natalya is saying it.
It's kinda weird to hear Nattie swear, even as a heel.
>>2078094
The worst example is also The Miz. The IC Title was SO important that it took a backseat to him disappearing for a fucking month and a half to film a shitty WWE movie or some bullshit.
But you're not wrong. The best Title Elevation in recent memory was the US Open Challenge. People were lining up to fight for it, and ultimately Rusev, Cesaro, and KO were trying to kill each other for a chance to fight for it.
>>2077897
On Cheap Heat/Peter Rosenberg podcast interview she confirmed NOT Jewish. Also said she gets that question all the time because of real last name.
>>2077397
source?
>>2077897
Yes. She tries to keep it hidden out of shame.
>>2078069
Based thicc queens
>>2078094
>Trading it between 2 well respected competitors doesn't diminish the belt by itself, the often overly drawn out fueds that usually lead to a repeated trade diminishes the value because it bores people away from money matches.
You can't have a title switching constantly between two people without there being an overly drawn out feud.
>Bringing up the Miz
But he hasn't lost the title 3-4 times within several months.
>>2078225
She got her ass pinched by lil jimmy on the Edge and Christian show
>I've got something for you anon
>>2078076
>Implying Natty doesn't have a dick
>>2078214
wtf I love Bliss now
>>2078950
What is it? :3
>>2078034
HURR DURR MUH GAINZ.
If you're training for any kind of actual sporting activity you need good cardio and agility, skiers hops are fucking quality for that.
Alexa did a Tapout ad
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/812447926605619200
best attire
>>2079619
I wanna lick food off of her tummy
>>2078625
she looks like an angry little dog.
I'd want to put her on a leash and raise her like a pet.
Who #blissfit here?
>>2079656
Would you fuck her as well?
>>2081038
>Fucking your animals
>>2081130
>Tara Reid.jpg
Help please.
Let's say I really need to fuck Alexa and I am convinced I have saved enough money for it. How do I contact her? I need to make sure she notices.
>>2081700
I doubt she really needs the money and she's already in a relationship. She's not a slut so she won't cheat, either.
Sorry bud. Give Sasha a call, though.
>>2078625
Hot mom with cheapo blue camera is hot.
>>2081709
>She's not a slut
>>2081700
Hire an escort who looks like her, ask for her to pretend to be Alexa Bliss.
Far cheaper and easier than actually buying Alexa, plus the escort will almost certainly be much better in the sack.
>>2081754
You are right, I'll do this
Alexa wants an unlimited supply of Christmas cookies for christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHrr2wkc85w
>>2082119
>Muted
For what purpose?
>>2082119
Booker T is the only one with any class
>>2082786
Which one is blissboi?
>>2082796
The little girl, last row
>>2082809
He wishes.
>>2081038
that seems a very lewd thing to do with your pet.
but maybe she could have a litter of bliss puppies
>>2082119
Cutest girl and hottest girl. How is she not the face of wwe women?
>>2084420
... Did they??
>>2084333
It's just a matter of time senpai
>>2063359
How the fuck can people even contemplate living with the knowledge that this girl will never be your girlfriend. There's a reason monasteries don't allow women anywhere near them, and it's because they remind the men there how fucked they are without a meaningful loving relationship in their lives. This girl has literally ruined my day through her beauty, and I know tomorrow will be a bad day due to my being unable of dismissing her image from my mind. I am so attracted to this girl and there is nothing I can do to prevent myself from feeling this way. I am incapable of articulating how torturous it is for me to accept this. The likelihood that I will continue to live alone, longing for a love that I will never be able to achieve, makes me so unhappy that I know I won't be able to exist much longer if life continues this way.
This girl, this princess of light, this cherub whose feet I would bathe and whose forehead I would kiss each night as though she were my daughter, my lover, my mother and my friend simultaneously and without contradiction. I would absolutely make you love me and any struggles you are likely to face would be faced with the knowledge that I am standing by your side. I will never live a fulfilled and meaningful life with the knowledge, subconscious or painfully self-aware, that you are out there, probably in the United States, living your life beside another man, resting in his arms at night, thinking of him during your lonely hours, seeking him when you are in heat, whose children you will bear and whose family you will grace. The idea that his surname will replace your own, and not mine, makes me want to turn on the gas and selotape the windows and keyholes so my suffering will end as quickly as possible. I love you, my cherub and angel, my darling girl. I am one hundred percent serious when I say that I will love you until the day I am forced from this earth.
>>2084420
She URGENTLY needs a nose job, disgusting ratface
>>2084446
>Asgooka fag this salty that Bliss is gorgeous and gooka is disgusting
>>2084450
> Defending a rat face dumb whore with fake boobs
BRAVO
>>2084456
Have sex fatty
>>2084462
18+
>>2084446
her face is adorable, you blind fuck
>>2065191
Based Bliss not only cucking the flaming potato but also curing legoman's autism
wait theyre in chicago right now im going to go camp the target right across the street from Allstate Arena. wish me luck bros; if i dont come back i got lost in dat ass
>>2087430
I literally had this exact same thought, but tbqf I'm too lazy to bother.
Alexa is defending her title against Becky tonight on Smackdown.
>>2087893
Is Based Alexa /ourgirl/?
>>2076750
Jesus Christ is she a natural. I go from worrying she will just be a quick bump for Becky to worrying she will leave for Hollywood (and not porn like I would prefer)
>>2084333
She is gonna light up in 2017 and will pulll ahead of the pack on SD like Roidgut is top girl on RAW
>>2084446
Her witch nose is fucking hot dude. My ex had a long pointy fucking witch nose and I used to love feeling it hit my balls when she would deepthroat me whilst 69'n
She got her side plates!
>>2088803
Too bad they'll be gone by tonight
>>2088741
$40k should be enough
>>2088820
I hope they don't book them like the Raw's division.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIxHBNkbWl0
>>2088990
that is EXACTLY what i said when ol' Bexbro and others were upset about Becky losing it; I like both women but I seriously hope they do not book it like that and let one of them hold that shit longer than one PPV. But knowing WWE's track record it may just happen
>>2089024
Raw is booked as crash tv. Smackdown mre of a american wrestling show.
In desperate need of some Bliss belly right now
Lads, I'm kind of scared. I'm sensing a title change tonight.
>>2089124
Well you weren't wrong
>>2089124
So this happened too.
>>2090887
>worked
>>2090887
>>2091046
Wtf did she botch a move or something.
>>2091067
I'm assuming shes double jointed, because here she is after the show at a Dennys not looking at all like she just had her arm fucking snapped. https://twitter.com/jimmyshortzzz/status/813971489162690560
On a related note, I'm kinda mad that they didnt work something about this into the storyline more, like the fact that she can do that makes her kinda impervious to the Disarmher, or that she uses it as a distraction or something.
>>2069763
>dat filename
I felt that her match tonight was kind of bleh. There were a lot of botches in general on SDL tonight but this match in particular felt spotty, not to mention just plain unexciting.
Both Alexa and Becky are good but I don't think they have very good chemistry in the ring together.
>>2063359
bepis LOL
>>2091046
Armbreaker and Disarmher spots.
The Armbreaker looked fucking menacing, but the Disarmer is what left her arm looking like that.
Considering her arm went back to normal with no assistance a few seconds later to do the finish I'd assume she's just double jointed.
>>2091835
>>2091837
>>2091839
>>2091835
I want her to do that to me but standing on my face
>>2091840
How is she so perfect, bros?
>>2091075
It's not being double jointed. It's from being a gymnast and cheerleader at a young age. All those handstands and flips where you use your hands to support your body cause your elbows to bend extra like that when you're young since your body is still developing.
Does Blissy have Snapchat?
Fucking disgusting ringrat Alexa over here could barely even keep up with Becky last night. Holy shit she's barely a step above Eva Marie/Dana Brooke in terms of being passable in-ring. Proof that Alexa truly is a disgusting ringrat who doesn't have the real talent to make it in this biz.
>>2092314
I don't think so.
She occasionally appears on Nia's though
>>2092344
You're not allowed to talk that way in here. This is a Bliss controlled zone.
>>2092379
>Bliss controlled
Cool. She can control her pretty looks, varied facial expressions, and promo delivery very well. A pity she can't control her godawful in-ring pace and disgusting ringrat behavior. Also not her fault, but she can't control having such ugly loser fans like >>2082786 people either.
>>2092344
I am going to find you and cut your little dick off for saying that!
>>2092385
Kys becketty backer
>>2092385
Any source for this ringrat bullshit?
>>2092703
She fucked HHH to be part of his harem on the Wrestlemania. She also got doubleteamed by the tag team she was valet for. Also she fucked Albert
>>2073496
SAUCE
(Link at bottom of pic doesn't work)
>>2075953
>>2075966
You two realize Charlotte is booked as an ultra-monster heel that walks off top babyfaces (okay, a horses) late-match offense like it was an angry child slapping at her, right? And that Bliss is booked as the chickenshittiest of heels? It would be a 30 second squash. And then Bliss gets ravaged with a strap on bigger than her torso.
>>2092715
Nigga if you think HHH is fucking her you are nuts. Steps has his balls firmly under watch I guarantee.
>>2092726
You really don't think she is fairly solid on the mic, very natural in her heel role, and improving in the ring?
That broken arm stuff last night was great dude.
>>2092916
BOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!
>>2092916
>Bliss gets ravaged with a strap on bigger than her torso
DO WANT
>>2091338
She looks so much better without makeup, what the fuck
>>2093239
Wow is it real ?
>>2093268
No, because she has a clit piercing.
>>2093272
>she has a clit piercing.
Bullshit, she is not a whore
>>2092916
>offense like it was an angry child slapping at her
that is literally a part of Sashas moveset though, theres no 'like' about it
>>2093274
She said on Twitter that she has 11 piercings. I counted 3 in each ear, 1 in her nose, 1 in her belly and 2 in her back. So, where's is the last one?
>>2093274
she said she has 11 piercings, we figured out that 10 are visible, but the last ones a mystery. soooo...
>>2093332
I mean its either her clit or a nipple, these are both good options.
Maybe her clit piercing is the cause of all her facial expressions, theyre just natural reactions to the constant mix of pleasure and pain.
>>2093268
Not real, look at the blurs around her neck. Pretty good shoop though.
Anyone know her next fued?
>>2093976
Probably against Nikki.
>>2094037
Is she face? I don't follow those Bella bitches.
>>2093857
Is that Todd Crisley's faggot ass?
>>2094040
Becky and Nikki are the only two faces on SD.
>>2093274
The 2 on her back are already ultra-whorish
For anyone that missed the title match this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO2CUKduVAE
>>2094051
Fuck I don't want that. Why would they bring this La Luchdora chick in as a heel if they are so short on them?
>>2095691
maybe theyre moving Carmella out of an actual 'wrestling' role for the time being with the whole Elsworth thing?
>>2095691
Apparently is Mickie James. Sadly both shows rosters have tiny rosters.
>>2092726
>I can confirm this to be a valid source.
KEK
Bro I've been on The Dirty in my city because I hooked up with a crazy bitch and never returned her texts. She wrote an entire essay about how I was a cheater, womanizer, scumbag, etc. and absolutely none of it was true. Literally anybody can submit a story there, people even submit themselves to get more facebook friends or ig followers.
>>2093141
>that Eva Marie/Cameron tier performance
>Improving in the ring
Not even gonna beg you to have sex, but beg you to get yourself a pair of better eyes.
>>2096055
Shit nigga, you shouldn't have been such a cheating, womanizing piece of shit. But then, you're an Alexa Bliss fan, so you're bound to be a pathetic weirdo.
>>2095941
Shes not as good as Alexa, but shes fine.
>>2096567
>midget
>green hair
>glasses
>a fucking wrist tattoo
the state of deanetty marks.
>>2094714
I want her to look at me with disdain while I jerk off furiously and finally cum
>>2096242
Why would you beg me to have sex? Like with you? I am a dude too you fag!
>>2096055
You sound like a piece of shit. Honestly, I just came into this thread and the first thing that stood out is how much of a cunt you seem like.
>>2097589
>calling others losers here
>>2082119
Bayley looks like Renee's foot. She is seriously disgusting
>>2075953
BOOK IT!
>>2079619
did she get the trump special at the tanning salon?
>>2099286
Did you like her performance this Tuesday?
>>2079635
she has a lot of butte for such a tiny girl
usually petite girls have no ass
>>2099344
I want to kiss it and use it as a pillow
>>2090887
>wasting a once in a career spot on some random smackdown
>>2099341
Definitely. Her selling with her arm was insane.
No idea what that post match interview was suppose to be though.
>>2099344
>usually petite girls have no ass
So here's the thing she has no ass
>>2100416
I am also confused about the interview.
Who is Bliss gonna feud with next?
>>2100450
Are you kidding? She has plenty back there dude open your eyes
>>2100455
I'm thinking we are going to see a feud with Nikki at some point that will likely end with her winning the title.
We'll probably get a filler Naomi feud before that though. Hopefully they can get some better ring chemistry. Their previous match wasn't exactly amazing.
>>2100470
Ok thx Blissboi I am on the Bliss bandwagon too and want to see her have a great 2017.
Is Alexa on the total divas show at all?
>>2100994
She isn't.
>>2100999
Ok thx. Good to hear I would hate to have to start watching that shit.
I have never been so behind a diva and I just can't explain why. Such a little hottie
>>2100999
Not yet. She seems perfect for it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEGlIBcpEeQ
>>2081130
why is Sweet Dee in this thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKz4ALmuas
>>2102495
>cutting like 25kg of Nia
why doesn't she show them off more?
What' is she gonna be up to this week? Hope she doesn't start a feud with Nikki I have no interest.
>>2103397
I'd fuck with that shirt all damn day
>>2065191
But that's Albert.
>>2067209
If there was then /u/ would be all over that. I've only seen Bayley hentai. Although it was just a glimpse.
>>2073488
>IT WAS ME BLISS, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>>2073519
Is that the only picture of Bliss' mom?
>>2093857
Even after moving to Smackdown we can never escape the Chrisleys.
>>2075953
>Optional: winner fucks loser with strapon
>(Bliss wins)
I'd rather see Bliss on the receiving end desu, suits her.
Only person I'd like to see Bliss peg is [spoiler]myself[/spoiler]
I am worried Emma's debit will mean less time for Bliss in my life. Help!
I would pin Alexa against a wall and make her my fucktoy, I'd spank her ass, squeeze her tummy and fill her five foot tall body to the brim with my fucking jizz
Murphy is a fucking ginger drongoloid who doesn't realise how lucky he is to have her on his chode
>>2107963
I wouldn't be too worried, Emma is never going to debut
So Gorgeous
>>2110390
Why is that ring on her wedding finger?
Help!
>>2111378
"Wedding finger"
It's a RING FINGER because that's where RINGS go.
>>2111378
Because she's engaged to based aussie
>>2112926
Never.
The life range of these Alexa threads show how hot she really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JDla8GOwOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6mBzgJjQ0k
>>2114316
What does that mean?
New
>>2117215