1st for Smack
CRUISERGREAT
BASED TJP
SMARKS CRYING
Owens
Seth
Charlotte
Zayn
C&S
Ruzev
what the fuck is sam roberts doing here and when did this start?
havent watched wrestling in awhile but familiar with him from opie and anthony
>>2061460
who is the cucky ducky with the weird haircut?
based, fuck 2Cold AutismOs thread
Why is the guy defending his wife the heel?
The fuck is wrong with Vince?
>redditors actually like the shucky ducky quack quack shit
I fucking hate Booker T.
>Rusev not beating the shit out of Lana after she tried cheating
C U C K O L D
>>2061493
Thanks Dean Mark
Carter triggered again
I AM GOING TO GO DOWN ON THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!
is AJ styles main eventing?
>>2061497
I thought it was a set up to attack Enzo.
>>2061496
>Not black
What is the point?
Are you guys ready to see him win tonight?
I hope the bad guys, enzo and cass, lose
Got a hard dik
>2old Paedo RN
Carlito return confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hnnnnngggg
>>2061525
Send me some pictures
>yfw Rusev saves the US Title from the Pre-Show, only top be put in there himself
>0 fucking reaction
>rusev is over, not Roman, it's rusev that's the over one
SMARKS on suicide watch
>>2061528
What did Messi do now?
>>2061527
Shadilay brother
>>2061527
Here
>>2061526
KEK
Why'd they make Rusev into a cuck?
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
who /putin/?
>>2061536
probably tapped a ball into a net
WIKILEAKS RUSSIAAAAAAAA
DEAD CROWD
E
A
D
C
R
O
W
D
>>2061538
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
>wikileaks
>russia
what did enzo mean by this?
>>2061540
They actually made him into a legit cuck.
this is pretty funny desu
>>2061529
Tits are on point but really weird makeup/eyebrows
DAMNNNNN
ENZO IS GOING IN
>>2061540
vince has a cuck fetish
not joking
wow the crowd is pretty dead
>>2061549
phs
RUSEV CALLED OUT FOR THE KEK HE IS LMAOOOOO
>RUSSIAN HACK
For how retarded Enzo and Cass are as a team, Enzo is fucking brilliant on the mic.
How does that guy in green afford to sit front row at every fucking PPV
dead crowd t b h
>>2061549
I wish my gimmick was that she sits on my face
Roman as the babyface against Rusev was some unbelievable shit, but this is fucking next level.
Just posted my Roadblock predictions.
Please like, comment, and subscribe guys! :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM79HcJsYes
enzo going heel?
>This shit segment
THE STATE OF RAM
Fire Cass
He is cringier than anything New Day has ever done
>>2061567
WWE plant
Also is he /ourguy/?
>mfw this segment
State of these faggots
0 reactions without Roman Reigns
>>2061567
WWE lets him in free
>>2061579
yes he is.
I am indifferent about Enzo And Cass, but when does it become Big Cass, and Enzetty?
Please screencap enzo as rudolph and big cass as santie clause
dead crowd
>>2061527
/pol/ here
I don't feel as bad about New Day burying Enzo and Cass for months now.
>>2061581
>filename
Is Vince ever going to forgive Rusev for cucking him with his supid story line with Ziggler?
>ADS
RAM at it again
>>2061579
Yes
>>2061581
post the other 11
am i missing anything so far
>>2061579
>Unbeaten at Wrestlemania
>Unbeaten at Presidential Elections
Absolutely
>>2061586
They are both the janetty of the tag team Enzetty and cassetty
>>2061592
rusev gets paid to do quick opening matches and got married to a hot chick so he's probably good
>>2061596
no, this is literally a throwaway ppv
>>2061541
Alright, this made me laugh a bit, I'll admit that.
>>2061528
Wasnt Carlito the only reason for Shining Stars existence?
>>2061603
>implying roman isnt going to win tonight
You dont know the big dawg.
Why does Vinnie Mac like cucking his Slavic athletes?
Reminder maties that tonight is the night he becomes a 4-time WWE world champion and (you) can do nothing about it but watch and cower in fear of the big dog
FUCK, i tried to lace my predications during my break but it didn't work so I ended up forgetting all about it.
STEVO please tell me you're here and it's not to late.
will rusev ever have another storyline that doesn't have to do with his wife?
BASED BIG CASS GONNA KEK RUSEVETTY
>>2061614
No.
What the fuck do the retards in nxt teach. This big Cass fag has been in nxt for years and he's fucking dogshit
what a shit match
dead crowd btw
Cass' proportions, wet hair and gear make him look like something out of a horror game in motion.
>>2061617
Nice try 2old PedO
trip back on
ayyy, 1-0 in the prediction baaaayyyy beeeee
>>2061623
look in the mirror and you'll see a faggot, dumb bitch dick
Well....Im already out because of booking 50/50.
I thought for sure Cass would win to end this feud already before it becomes Ziggler/Rusev 3.0
that was an offensively bad match
who is that white carlito on the panel?
https://discord.gg/kv8f6
officicial discord link
D E A D
R
O
W
D
Who is this jewish faggot?
even the pre-match matches are better on smack
What the fuck is Seth Green doing on the kick off panel? Filthy fucking Jew.
>>2061614
Based Big Dog gonna save us from anymore of EAT OWENS EAT's failed championship run
>>2061614
based titanic man's best friend
Gotta make sure Botcha and Charles aren't the worst match of the night
Who the fuck is this cuck?
did Booker just say "fuck it"?
>my child is worth less than 9.99
>>2061631
Nope.
>>2061635
It's mere existence was offensive. It was DOA.
crowd is dead
>This feud will go on
Boy I'm glad I don't watch RAM anymore
>>2061652
Sam "Cathy used to peg me" Roberts
>>2061652
Saved.
I don't know why, but I think I'll need this picture at some point in my life.
>>2061652
Sam Roberts from Opie and Anthony
>THE JEW WOULD GIVE UP HIS FIRST BORN TO SAVE $9.99
LIKE POTTERY
Okay, so here we go. That match was fast, but a count out is a type of DQ so don't worry, no preshow eliminations tonight.
> 172 participants
Solid number, blows the Smackdown PPV numbers out the water.
>>2061617
Sorry buddy, it's too late... actually since it's the preshow and it ended in a count out, quickly give them to me, I'll add them.
guys give me reasons for dead crowds in ppvs
>>2061655
>My wife's son
They fired Lita for this jew
Sam Roberts is funny
I like him
are enzo and cass even a tag team?
when do they wrestle as one?
>>2061652
Sam Roberts
Hes a smark whose been a wrestling fan his whole life. He was an intern on the Opie and Anthony show from like 2004-2012 and was able to use those channels from SiriusXM radio to start his own Wrestling Podcast and was actually able to get off the ground and get big interviews
For the last 4 Years, hes basically been the manlet brother of Joe Rogan, but for Wrestling instead of UFC.
>>2061670
If I win you have to leave /asp/
>samolian
>>2061670
>replying to yourself
RIP Lex Luger
>Samolian
Samolian
>Samolian
Samolian
>Samolian
Samolian
>Samolian
Samolian
Who the fuck is that curly haired cuck who hates his unborn child?
this ppv is going to suck ass and is irredeemable
>>2061652
carrot top nephew
ROMAN FUCKING BURIED ON WWE PROGRAMMING
>>2061670
Not a single dime reporting for /pol/
Booker can be fun
Let him host Talking Smack with Bryan
>>2061685
Just be happy you made it on WWE television
OH SHIT THIS FUCKER JUST SPIT ON VINCE'S LOVECHILD. HE JUST DID THE SAME THING JOEY STYLES GOT FIRED FOR
Why isn't the main event title vs title?
>>2061496
Any guys wanna watch roadblock and see what happens?
>>2061689
Please leave
>>2061670
Sasha, KO, Rollins, New Day, Strowman
>>2061695
probably so roman can lose but still be a champion
>>2061691
I actually did when they came to the UK. I was in the crowd for an O2 show, a few years ago now, it was both Raw and Smackdown I went to, Smackdown was actually a lot more fun. Edge gave his retirement speech to us after his televised one the previous week.
>>2061670
Wait me too!
Owens
Sasha
Jericho
New Day
Strowman
Name is Buried by Kane
Just tuned in.
Why the fuck was Will Ferrell's character from Austin Powers on the Pre-show?
If roman wins i will want to kill myself and I'll likely cancel my network subscription. He is so cringey and terrible in the ring. Please win Owens. It's been such a good reign so far and I don't want it to end.
>>2061702
go to sleep retard
>>2061698
Still need your Crusierweight mate.
This promo is awesome
>>2061705
lmao, hey everyone look at this fuckin retard
>>2061670
Owens, Botcha, Jasethy, Sheamus and Cesaro, Stronkman
>>2061670
Owens
Charlie
New Day
Seth
Rich
Brawn Strowman
90 percent of that promo was about chris and owens
>>2061708
First I was like
Then I was Like
Now Im like
Lets get this pain over with
Okay show is starting, I'm not adding anymore, you've had your chances, no more below this post.
SIERRA
>>2061670
The New Day
Rich Swann
Braun Strowman
Seth Rollins
Kevin Owens
Sasha Banks
>>2061702
I like you because you are an actual retard and not pretending to be one to get attention
>>2061729
HOTEL
>>2061710
Swann
FUCK THE BIG DOG
This intro looks like student made shit
>These Sirens
BIG POPPA PUMP RETURNING TO WIN BOTH TITLES
>>2061722
nigger I'm just trying to stay alive
>>2061710
>Caring about memeweights
>>2061738
Tell me about it. Looks cheap and corny
post wwe booty babes
>>2061734
INDIA
Goodbye Sami Zayn
Realistically boys how much would those fireworks cost? the ones used in the opening
This official song is fucking dreadful.
MAYUYA PROTEGENOS
>that shit pyro
Why even fucking bother
>yfw the New Day retain tonight
>>2061745
>>2061747
ECHO
What happened to Jewbacca?
I fucking hate that little faggot Xavier Woods
>No cruiserweights in intro
Did Vince already forget?
>>2061757
LIMA
When was the last time Stale Gay won clean?
Kevin dunn loves the shitty crowd shots
>COCKBLOCK XD
Time to lose, niggre'
>>2061757
BRAVO
>>2061759
Wtf if Ur prob
>>2061755
That guy in the crowd looked like Baron Corbin
>It's a WWE spends half the show filming the audience episode
Why the fuck do they always do this now. I don't care what some spotty faggot in the crowd thinks of the New Day entrance.
Cockblock jokes are PG?
Fuck the new day and fuck black people
I fucking hate Big E.
Okay, then 176 people. Two of the last guys have instantly lost due to not telling me who they want for the CW match.
>>2061732
Hey, I like you too.
If Evens, KO wins
If Odds, Roman Wins
If Even Doubles, KO wins thanks to Jericho
If Odd Doubles, Roman wins thanks to Jericho
If Trips [spoiler]Goldberg interferes and ends the match in a no contest[/spoiler]
Cesaro Sheamus in a 30 second squash please.
Big E is such an embarrassing charisma vacuum. Never ever give him a fucking mic
>jojo
Even if I hate New Day reign and a lot of things around them on the last months, Im not mad that they got the record.
At least great wrestlers as Big E and Kofi are going to be remember for something
>>2061761
DELTA
>>2061771
>>2061750
Enough to not pay the wrestlers travel expenses
THIS AWESOME CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>2061768
>talk shit
>cry like a faggot baby when BTFO by otunga and espn guy
>>2061768
BFAWTM
>Xavier Woods
Which team is the heel in this match?
i hate everything about the new gay, their faces, music, voices, clothes, skin
That entrance was fucking based
Just because Demolition have some beef with the WWE, they let these pathetic faggots take their title record.
>>2061776
Damnit
So, can someone explain to me why Cesaro and Sheamus get yet another title match? I thought they were giving one after their best of 7 but after losing multiple times it must of been "You keep getting titles shots until you win".
>>2061787
>cry like a faggot baby when BTFO by otunga and espn guy
What happened
Cesaro entrance is so fucking gay what the fuck man
I was at RAW last week and I can't tell you how much time I spent staring at Jojo's ass
That was a pretty cool entrance.
I fucking love that entrance
Cesaro and sheamus is way better than expected
>>2061775
WIT WAIT
SWANN
Corey's hand gestures are so annoying.
>>2061793
I mean, they're suing the company. It's a little more than "some beef"
>Neon Sheamus is back
YES
>2017
>i hate black peoples
lmao fat white trash
Are the niggers dropping the titles to the European invaders?
who the fuck /fox sports/ here?
How does Sheamus not blind himself
CARLITOOOOOOOOOS
>Marcelo advertises iron woman match
When did Marcelito became a cuck?
Sheamus and Cesaro have the best tag team entrances on the roster.
>>2061775
You said it was too late
I pick Swann tho
Come on the New day and Shesari maych hasn't ended yet
No.
>>2061775
> Instantly lost
Ha!
>>2061793
Get a load of this mark
>>2061812
He's the heel commentator. Of course he'll promote the shit match.
>>2061820
2cold stop samefagging
sheamus has the best titantron + music in WWE right now
I hope WHITE EXCELLENCE wins.
>>2061822
Even foreign teams have heels and faces?
>>2061830
Of course, dummy
>>2061784
You ain't hype
>>2061782
ECHO, TANGO, TANGO, YANKEE, SIERRA
>>2061830
At least the Spanish commentators do. Carlos is the face, Carlos is the heel, and Jeri shows up so little that it doesn't matter.
Cesaro is one of the strongest WWE performers, right?
>>2061830
Is Funaki a good guy or a bad guy do you think?
>>2061834
Carlos and Hugo are faces tho
>>2061841
I'd reckon Good Guy
>>2061839
yes
>>2061839
He lifted Big Show over the top rope for a battle royal, so yeah he lifts.
>who?
Is all these nuggets do steal memes
If New Day wins I'm buying everyone WWE 2K17
I'm a britbong and I'm nowhere near as pale as Seamus.
Sheamus looked like shit
>>2061460
>big e changes the complexion of the match
i lol'd
>>2061768
>Owens trying to be an epic heel when he throws shitfits every time he gets BTFO
He is literally a comedy fat jobber in real life and wrestling
>>2061849
Thanks anon
Can Cole ever fucking pronounce bodhran correctly?
Pasty ass cheek
>>2061849
getting in on this
>>2061849
I'll keep that in mind.
>>2061849
Screencapped and printed out and put on my fridge
>>2061838
*Marcelo is the heel.
>>2061849
Did Fallout 4 run out of stock?
Does Xavier still get paid if he doesn't wrestle?
>>2061849
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KuletXCore
PSN: KuletXCore145
>>2061815
>not Bray & Randy
Kys
>>2061849
Thanks anon
Cesaro and Sheamus have incredible chemistry.
>>2061849
The Xbox One version, if you please.
>>2061839
>liking Memesaro
if New Day win, I'm going to piss in my own mouth
who non murikan here?
>>2061839
If the WWE were Punch-Out! he would be Super Macho Man.
>>2061864
don't buy this guy anything
>>2061849
pls
>that absolute spaghetti
>>2061849
OK thanks
>>2061871
You better post proof, faggot.
>>2061849
psn: tuyinet
>>2061775
>people think Banks will win
CF always wins at PPVs.
IS THIS IT
Face announcers should be crying about the cheating
Kek the frankensteiner
>>2061864
>being mod of 17 subreddits
*tips*
>>2061872
Ireland here, hoping to see our great white take the belts.
DON'T THIS THIS BORING BALD FAG WIN
Did that nigga just get styles clashed?
I literally don't understand how tapping someone from behind breaks the pin.
>Annoying balding jewfro dipshit.
Why am I watching this.
What's with the random shots of the crowd lately
>>2061890
It's the neutraliser you fucking child.
I'm so fucking tired of the new day with the distraction shit. It's gotten old after the 500th time.
These false finishes are killing me
>>2061781
am i getting worked here?
decent match so far senpai
Shesaro are based af please beat these faggots
>punching someone on the back breaks a pincount even though the person pinning is still covering the other person
This always flares my autism 2bh
BASED WHITE MEN
yeahhhhhh boiiiiiiiiiii
holy fucking shit what a match
This match is fire
FUCKING YES SENPAI CESARO PUSH LADS LETS GO
>>2061897
stay worked mark
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK OFF NIGNOGS
TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW
This has actually been pretty good, hopefully New Gay dont ruin it by winning
HOREY FUCKING SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
BASED CESHAEMUSaRO
this match was Chubby Checker
RUSED
NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO NIGGERS BTFO
Damn, that was a good finish.
Decent match and now the crowd is into the PPV. Great start, boys.
WHY THE FUCK CANT IT BE GALLOWS AND ANDERSON????
OUTSKILLED
>>2061871
phew, that was a close one
YESSSS
This is exactly what the Tag Team Titles needed.
>>2061888
cool
WWHHHHAAATTTT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIG DAY BTFO
YEEEEEEEESSSS
NEW GAY BTFO
What did Vince "come home white man" McMahon mean by this?
>>2061896
Like I give a fuck what they call the alternate styles clash.
I knew he'd win too
Nice finish
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
YESYESYESYES
NEW GAY BTFO
WHITES WIN! POST WHITES
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BASED. GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED MEME NIGGERS
why did i even ask to join if I was going to get eliminated on the first match?
wew
Looks like everyone is buying their own game
WHITE MAKES RIGHT
turn heel damn it
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Get werkd faggots
W H I T E E X C E L L E N C E
I lost the clean sweep for the predictions but oh well.
>>2061888
>trips of truth???
nice finish desu
Wow, not even giving it a couple of weeks to let the record set in. Give me a sec to adjust the predictions, I can tell we've been BTFO.
FUCKING FINALLY
THE PAIN IS OVER
FUCK YOUR #BLACKEXCELLENCE
WHITE EXCELLENCE BOYS!
BASED CESARO
Welp, there goes my clean sweep. Worth it, though.
NOD 2.0 imcoming
i bet trump did this
THAT FUCKING ENDING WAS GENIUS HOLY SHIT.
Fucking Cesaro and Sheamus are awesome
based shemoose
Well there goes my prediction. Not even mad though.
>>2061944
I already know I've been eliminated but holy fuck am I glad for once.
THAT FINISH WAS GREAAT
Revival tier tactics, love it
>>2061919
Because now it'll be Gallows and Anderson feuding with Sheamus and Cesaro, I hope.
Wait was this Sheamus's GRAND SLAM?
what a dead crowd
HOLY SHIT THEY MADE THOSE NIGGERS GIVE THE TITLES TO THE WHITE MEN MY FUCKING SIDES
>>2061931
Cesaro is so good.
BASED SHEAMUS, FUCK YEAH ,WIN , FUCKING GREAT CELTIC WARRIOR FTW FUCK YOU CESARO FOR HUGGING THOSE CRINGY NIGGERS
>>2061919
Because they lost about 200 times to New Gay?
>>2061741
Based meme
KEK NIGGERS BTFO
tsundere Sheamus is best Sheamus
BASED CELTIC WARRIOR
BASED SWISS SUPERMAN
>>2061957
Still needs IC
>>2061957
No IC champ
>>2061961
Am I literally the only one who thought that gimmick was based as fuck?
>no pop for owens
haaha
Vinnie Mac still believing in white privileges. Man atleast there is some light in this dark tunnel?
Take the hit make the play.
please have shames make a deal with steph to have is title belt be a bigger than cesaors
>>2061987
That beard, he needs to brush it.
> 85 out of 176 remain
> 91 people eliminated
More than half baby. I better go see who is /ourguy/ for Raw.
>Triggered white bois
Wew
Owens is so cringe on the mic
>>2061987
Great champ, Vince.
>>2061885
Whycome the announcers don't call out that move?
Sami Zayn about to be BTFO
>>2062014
They actually do sometimes
>>2061960
Ugh get a load of this guy
everybody is looking down on you
I still don't understand why Chris is mad at KO.
Because he didn't get saved in the parking lot or some shit?