>6 foot plus
>200+ lbs
>ripped as fuck
>handsome but attainable – a female Bayley. but not as masculine
>carried green-ass shawn "who"chels to being one of the greatest midcarders of that era
>GOAT IC Champion
>best member of the Rockers
>took the most memorable bump in History
>put over an entire era of talent
>works needles into his arm
>blows Steph out on Twitter
>didn't take Vince's shit
>drew dimes whilst he was over
>left when he realized HBK was going to kill the business to disassociate himself with such michaels
>forever coined the phrase "He was the Marty Janetty", meaning the successful member of the team
>everyone now refers to the lesser members as "The Michaels" (i.e, Romichaels, Xavier Woodicheals"
O U R G U Y
>>2058550
Hey Marty.
>>2058550
Based. HBGay btfo
>>2058550
>>left when he realized HBK was going to kill the business to disassociate himself with such michaels
kek
Marty jannetty was the best wrestler in the world
He is actually Jerichos favourite wrestler, but wwe makes him say hbgay instead in all the interviews. Really sad.
>"HBGay"
>"Gaytch"
You guys do know that Shawn Michaels and Paul Levesque are both married and are completely heterosexual men right?
>>2058593
>completely heterosexual men
>>2058550
I see based HBK renewed Marty's internet service
Marty Jannetty
More like
>Marnetty
>Marjannetty
>Jajannettynnetty
>>2058550
Based
>>2058550
Everyone without a single digit IQ knows Marty was the better man of The Rockers. Only marks who love sipping that Kliq koolaid believe HBGay is GOAT.
>>2058601
wtf i hate shawn now
>>2058550
he's accomplished more in life than anyone on asp
>>2058550
You forgot about
>invented Marty Selling aka the best type of selling
>>2059867
Hey Marty! Did Shawn's sympathy check clear this month?