Worst of all Time

>>2055760
Machettey? Or Machete?

Either way, he was also second to Hogan.

>>2055760
Another low hit for Cuckter

>>2055768
*always* not also

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>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Didn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Read comic books
>Pathetic quitter
>Most overrated guy in any room at any time
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a woman
>Ultra-sensitive
>Raped an underaged girl
>5 minute boring pre-taped promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take advice from the great Vince McMahon
>Failed to take advice on how to talk to women from the great Scott Hall
>Never took a shower
>Never hit the weights
>Never got a clue
>Jew
>Failed baseball career
>Cucked by Hulk Hogan
>Cucked by Linda Hogan
>Cucked by every nWo member
>Cucked by every WWF wrestler in the mid 80s-early 90s
>Cucked by Lex Luger
>Edward Elgar fan
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being the cream of the crop. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Pomp And Circumstance for his theme is cool. It isn't
>Piledriver stolen from Wild Bill Longson
>Adored by beta morons
>Cried about Hulk Hogan
>Cried about Hollywood Hogan
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Road Warrior Hawk
>Cried about the boys backstage for walking near his former wife
>Cried about not being in more WrestleMania main events
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Lanny Poffo
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWF champion for over year, made millions of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "actor" in movie history
>Most laughable "rapper" in music history
>Will always be the B+ to Hogan's A+

He was just another meme wrestler that Hogan dragged across the finish line

"""""""""""""""Golden""""""""""""""" Age WWF was so fucking shit

+Great entrance attire.
+Great entrance in general.
+Great voice.
+Great at cutting high testosterone promos.

-Shitty in ring performer
-Looks really stupid without his fancy glasses, hats and coats.

>>2055760
18+

>>2055760
His elbow drop was /aesthetic/ as fuck

>>2055793
I wouldnt label him as a shitty in ring performer by any means
I mean his matches could get a bit boring sometimes and devolved into muh toprope double arm axehandles a bit too much but he wasnt exactly a shitty wrestler

>>2055760
Iconic, always loved the image and character he carved out for himself. If i had to say anthing was bad back in the day it was only hise back stage interviews. Either they were awesome or flat out lame/crazy.

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>>2055760

not even giving you a you