Merry BeX-mas Edition
Theme/Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHUy81jKls
Entrance Shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nBkPSV1-k
Previous Thread: >>2030383
>tfw we will never see the bex and paige team up again
Describe what you're feeling.
>>2055574
Joy because Paige is poopoo
>>2055574
Sad because Paige is definitely gonna be dead within the year
>>2055574
Good, because Paige is shit. I would like to see Becky teaming uo with Charlotte or Bayley.
Bex lookin goofy in a giant helmet
Bex lookin goofy holding a gun
>>2055547
i'd like to peel the bloomers off that big ass
>>2055617
>Reminder.
>>2055547
>>2055694
Just what my dick ordered
>>2055874
>Just!
>not just "JUST"
JUST
>>2055879
>>2055613
top tier pun here
Beckys doing a Q&A on twitter right now, if anyones interested in that
>>2056172
She can't ignore nando now
>>2055632
Kek
>>2056172
That's a big tree
>>2056373
you'd think, but she managed somehow.
Things we learned: Her favorite food is now toast, shes gonna write an autobiography, also she cant spell hustle.
>>2057242
Becky and Paige didnt really team up in Shimmer, Bex managed Paige and her mom a few times while she was still retired.
That said, the best way I've seen to watch old Shimmer stuff is here http://www.clickwrestle.com/v/shimmer-women-athletes but you have to pay like 2.49 per match.
>>2055694
delicious
>Becky's not a dr...
>>2057686
aw
There you go, friend :)
>>2056544
Based, toast is God tier
>>2057686
>Crews
>draw
She's the token woman just like he is the token nigger. Means nothing
>>2056544
>Irish
>writing
Oh this should be good
>>2058036
Yeah, can't think of any Irish writers ever.
>>2058036
Whatever you think about the accent, to say that the Irish can't write is just incorrect.
>>2058070
The guy who did the Chronicles of Narnia was from Ireland.
>>2058111
They're not too good with civilised people stuff.
>>2058647
>you will never be that Santa
JUST
>>2058647
Since when did Santa start using Horses?
>>2058755
whats a reindeer but a tiny horse with horns
>>2058647
What the fuck is wrong with her shoulder
>>2058883
she got boulder shoulders, mate
>>2058647
Did they?
>>2059134
Sasha seems too prissy to be a lesbian desu
>>2059151
It might be a facade. Sasha is probably a carpet muncher behind closed doors
No Becky at tonight's house show for some reason
>>2059228
she mightve gotten the weekend off, she was doing Christmasy stuff with Coolhands
>>2059239
Based cool hands
>>2059151
They both looked better before the clown hair
>>2059361
This. Not a fan of the bright orange or pink/purple hair
>>2059151
Sasha looked way better before the change in hair color
>>2059239
Becky looks like a cuck
They aren't even being subtle anymore
>>2059828
whoa thats old. Chamera!
https://streamable.com/z1g3w
>>2059871
damn, A CUTE!!!!
>>2059151
I feel like Sasha and Becky were at the peak of their attractiveness here
>ywn ride in a sleigh with Becky
>>2060154
shit, forgot the picture
>>2060165
So why is she not working this weekend? To spend time with coolhands now instead of Christmas?
>>2055547
for christmas, i want to see becky get slimed
>>2060073
You've got the haircut of a Soccer Mom That Chaperones the Prom
Go job yourself
>>2060249
I'm assuming, plus besides her mystery medical emergency a few months ago she hasnt had any time off this year, so shes earned a free weekend. Sucks for the people that went to these shows expecting to see her though since she was still advertised.
>>2059871
I want the other divas to pin her down and take turns licking her tummy
>>2060292
Yep, I looked at the house show hashtag on twitter are there are definitely some people that are going to be disapointed
>>2060764
yeah, I saw a kid excited to see Becky, unaware that his dreams are about to be crushed.
her little beauty spot on her arm gets me every time
>>2060424 #
I am a fan of Becky's belly
What did she mean by this?
>>2061140
She gives everyone that fucking look
>>2061151
she looks at everyone like shes deeply in love with them
>>2061178
It's called eye contact you fucking virgin maybe if you have a conversation with someone once in your life you'd know that's a common thing
>>2061189
I know what eye contact is mate, she just has very loving eyes is all I'm saying
Speaking of her eyes, does anyone else think she's got a bit of a HBK lazy eye going on?
>>2058936
Hot
>>2059151
Wow. Both of them lost like 3 points after the skittle hair colours came in
>>2059151
>ywn lick those sexy tummies
life is cruel
>>2060073
It's a great shirt. I bought myself one for Christmas
>>2059896
Kek. Witcher 3 combat music was blasting into my ears as I watched which made it even funnier.
>>2061140
Sometimes I forget that AJ is a pretty buff manlet
>>2060061
Becky yes but I think Sasha looked best with her natural hair
>>2059151
Also whoever did their make up back then did a better job.
>>2061630
Forehead aside she's cute when she actually looks black.
>>2061676
christ she looks so much better there
Wavy hair Becky is best Becky
>>2062735
agreed 100%
>>2055632
based big bomber bobby working the imperialist swine
Excited for Beckys congratulatory post to Charlie later on Instagram
>>2063697
big fan of how all the replies to her tweet about this are either complaining about kayfabe or complaining about the booking
>>2064544
Let the manchildren be. It's still real to them
>>2064544
Can you imagine thinking that Becky Lynch cares about your opinion about how poorly the women's division on Raw has been utilized.
>>2059151
They both look so much better in this
>>2061676
Why does Sasha hate her heritage so much that she's become a white girl instead of the chocolate goddess she was born to be
>>2059151
Cute!
>Becky's thighs
>>2066326
I want her to crush my pathetic throat with her big thighs desu
>>2066326
hnnnng
Bex is nominated for Woman of the Year at this Irish website, if youre interested in that sorta thing https://www.balls.ie/olympics/vote-balls-ie-woman-year/354783
>>2066538
>those literally whos
Based Becky will cuck them like she did McGregor
>>2066365
I want to nibble her lats
>>2066365
Death by snu snu pls
>>2056544
I'd buy the shit out of a Becky autobiography.
>>2057242
XWT has Rebecca Knox stuff
>>2066663
same. I want the audiobook version of it, though.
>>2061140
She's contemplating turning heel as a female member of The Club
>>2068740
The Club sucks, tbqh.
>>2068758
Bad booking
>>2068758
So it's perfect for her
>>2069068
I dont really like audiobooks either, but if Bex is the one that read it I would be all over that.
On a scale of 1-10, rate Becky's
Hair
Face
Tits
Armpits
Thighs
Ass
Boulder shoulders
>>2069246
Hair: 5/10 her previous hair color was much better
Face: 8/10
Tits: 5.5/10
Armpits: 9/10 smooth as fuck
Thighs: 9.5/10
Ass: 7/10
Boulder shoulders: 9/10
>>2069246
> hair
6/10
I love me some ronald mcdonald
> face
3/10
Manjaw and a complete plainjane without 2 inches of makeup
> tits
3/10
She has none
> armpits
> MUH LOVELY ARMPITS WE SO QUIRKEH XDDD
kill yourself you sad cunts
> thighs
8/10
Juicy and delicious
> ass
3/10
Very very dissapointing seeing as she has nice thighs
> boulder shoulders
Obelix/10
She looks like that pokemon Golem in a wig when she tries to run around the ring
> voice
1/10
Talks like a literal retard
Sounds like a deaf octogenarian that has smoked 40 a day his whole life
So is this Christmas photoshoot out yet?
>>2069669
no, but photoshoots tend to be posted on Thursdays, so I'm thinkin this week it'll go up
>>2069246
>Hair
looks pretty stupid right now, better with brown hair 6/10
>Face
square and weird, but cute in an odd way 7/10
>Tits
Flat n' flabby 3/10
>Armpits
>having a forced meme as your fetish/10
>Thighs
great, best part of her 10/10
>Ass
it's alright 6.5/10
>Boulder shoulders
she's fucking jacked and i love it 9/10
>>2069246
Hair: 3/10 Not a fan of the bright orange
Face: 6.5/10 Manjaw and she has a bit of deadeye syndrome, but still somehow cute
Tits: 3/10 she has tits?
Armpits: 8/10 Not an armpitfag, so i'm not sure what to look for. I guess they're fine and she shows them a lot?
Thighs: 9.5/10 Fantastic
Ass: 6.5/10 Ok, but a bit disappointing given the god-tier thighs
Boulder shoulders: 8.5/10 walking the fine line between hot and too jacked. They are great they way they are now
>>2069246
>hair
8. I know nobody else here likes it but it looks good on her
>face
9, it's lovely
>tits
5. They're small but she'd look weird if they were bigger, so *shrug*
>armpits
12. Amazing.
>thighs
10. I want her to crush my skull with them
>Ass
7. Room for improvement
>Boulder Shoulders
10. Boner city.
>>2069246
10/10
Her ass looks decent from the side, kinda depends what she's wearing though.
>>2069246
>Hair
4
>Face
7
>Tits
404
>Armpits
10
>Thighs
10
>Ass
4
>Boulder shoulders
9
>>2070197
I just don't get how it isn't big and fat when she has all that meat on her lower body
>>2070410
She's Irish
>>2070441
My Irish ex had a big ass though, like almost naomi tier
>>2070410
its a mystery, mate
>>2070410
Shes irish
They may have pale skin but they are actual niggers, as evidenced by their low IQ, prediliction to laziness and substance abuse and prevalent inbreeding/paedophilia
>>2070453
Dont lie
Post pic now
Please
>>2070504
She was under 18 so I don't have anything like that. Too risky
>>2070560
> lying on the internet
But why?
>>2058070
joyce, yeats etc etc etc there are disproportionately large amount of irish writers
becky still getting that sweet, sweet tea money https://www.instagram.com/p/BOQg-5nBpz-/
>>2070808
Based Becky helping the tea business thrive.
Becky gets another title shot next week
>>2070808
OM TELOLET OM
Lucha Becky!
La Lynchadora
>>2071963
>>2071995
La Lynchadora gonna be on Talking Smack later
>>2072011
might just be the body suit compressing everything down or something
Reminder that Becky will be feuding with Eva after next week
>>2072154
I read that as "fucking eva after next week"
The only acceptable storyline for eva
>>2071988
Hngn
https://twitter.com/BeckyLSource/status/811407773598679040
>>2072433
What a racist bitch. Cultural appropriation is disgusting. She should be fired. Let's get a hashtag going
>>2072043
>>2071963
HNNNNNGG
La Lynchadora got to use her Santa pun on Talking Smack, this was a good night.
>>2072784
so who is the Santa again? I didnt watch the whole thing
>>2072864
Rhyno
>>2072492
Something about this is terrifying
>>2072673
>there are ''''people''' who think she is fat
>>2072795
>an autistic person being charismatic enough to make it as a wrestler
Doubt
You think she's into anal?
>>2073338
Fuck man I hope
>>2073457
that's a lucky guy right there
I think I should cap these after total divas
>>2073465
based cool hands
>>2073470
Was this a work or is she really unstable?
>>2073534
Shes playing to the back row, essentially.
>>2073546
Are you beckylynchwaifuguy?
>>2073561
I'm not, but its fine if you dont believe me since Its not like I can prove it
>>2073571
No i believe you, you're way nicer but I just had unfinished business with BLWG
>>2073338
ask based cool hands on twitter
>>2073546
>>2073470
>Blissetty now wrestling in a shirt because she's getting fat
kek
>>2073602
That's how she won the title
>>2073575
oh, well thanks, I try to be.
>>2073624
why.
>>2073575
are you implying that Ethan wasn't a nice guy
heres a bit from Talking Smack https://streamable.com/m4sir
>>2073571
Post some of your hair with a timestamp. If its gross, long and greasy you are BLWG. If not you are somebody else
Simple as that
>>2074015
autism
>>2072795
I agree but I can't figure out why. What is it about her that's so fucking endearing?
>>2074015
He gave her the good lucha thing ;)
>>2073338
I get the feeling she's into a lot of things, anal being one of them.
I wish she'd go back to this hair color
>>2074029
This
>>2074029
>>2074734
seems like a weird thing to do, but I'll consider it. But its not like it bothers me that some think I'm him, its a reasonable assumption to make.
>>2074800
:(
>>2074467
Looks much better than what she currently has
>>2073845
>ywn be called to help Becky and nurse her back to full strength
>>2075852
So are you posting a pic of your hair with timestamp?
>>2076036
maybe.
In the meantime, Bex-Mas pictures are up
>>2076264
>>2076266
>>2076270
>>2076271
>>2076373
thats it for her, unfortunately. They may put up a small little 'behind the scenes' video later that'll give us new screencaps and stuff.
but yes, hnnng
>>2076266
>>2076270
>>2076271
Oh shit, those legs
>>2076382
speaking of, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KL0hxUY_fg&feature=youtu.be&a
>>2076270
Wew lad, her thighs are thicker than Sasha's torso
>>2076276
>>2076264
>not showing feet
Could have been perfect
>>2076418
>>2076415
GOATs
>>2076895
Such a womanlet
currently on Instagram Live, Becky is struggling to use a can opener
>>2077064
Fuckin women
>>2076895
I didn't think there was that much of a size difference between them.
>>2077064
Is there a way to watch it back?
>>2077095
I honestly don't know, someone probably was able to record at least part of it, I'll post it if I see it.
>>2077119
Thanks and how the fuck are you supposed to know when she goes live?
Got a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_MAc5T2GQA&feature=youtu.be
>>2077133
Stalk her page 24/7
>>2077133
You can apparently get a notification whenever a person posts something on Instagram and I'd imagine that'd notify you about when she goes live. I just happened to check at the right time I guess.
>>2076895
>>2058070
The irish are world renowned writers and drinkers
>>2077143
That was equally autistic as fuck and incredibly adorable. I just want to teach her how to use that can opener and pretend that her shitty chicken is delicious just to make her happy
And then lick her thighs.
>>2077143
What a cutie patootie
>glossy stocking thighs
HNNNG
>>2077143
God dammit, I think i'm a Beckyfag after watching that. She's qt as hell
>>2076841
autism
>>2077143
>becky will turn heel because she had trouble with a can opener.
>>2077143
My heart...
I just want to give her a hug
>>2077143
I just can't get mad at this.
>>2077363
Such a babe
>>2077143
>women
>>2077155
kek
>>2077143
thanks, I missed the first half of this as it happened. Kinda amazing that she didnt stab herself or swear throughout that, also I love her.
also the face she made after her little momentum quip <3
>>2077256
I want to eat the chicken off of her thighs
Choosing to believe that Beckys implying that shes the second coming of Christ here
>>2079475
I seen the thumbnail and thought this was JoJo for a second
>>2079751
How was that Jojo?
>>2079776
This JoJo. The tree kinda looked like her hair
if you havent had enough of Becky being goofy this week, heres 10 more seconds https://twitter.com/BeckyLSource/status/812522989132587008
>>2080200
autism
>>2080200
Dat fivehead
People are gonna start trying to give her can openers at signings and stuff now
>>2080200
So fat and rank
She is turning into denise from the royle family
>>2080324
Wrestling fans are too boring for that. Haven't even seen any giant cockroaches ask Asuka for a picture yet.
HOLY FUCK BECKY JUST PINNED ASUKA AT A LIVE EVENT
>>2080324
That would make her gush and sperg out
>>2080611
at first, then shes gonna find herself with a shit load of them like she did after she said she loved seasonal M&Ms.
Becky won't stop tweeting about the fucking pineapple can
>>2080997
its more people tweeting her about it, and it sorta went viral. She must be getting a kick out of the fact that so many people found it amusing.
what did Natty mean by this
>>2081046
Kek
>>2081350
HLA
>>2081350
>you will never see nattie force bex to do ass 2 ass
>>2081046
> dole
Funny because that is exactly what the fat ronald mcdonald cunt is going to be on in a years time
>>2081046
Tin would go over easily
>>2081759
what does that even mean
Merry BeXmas, you guys.
>>2081759
What? Learn English, Fernando.
I wonder if ethan got a Becky shirt
What do you think Becky got for BeXmas?
>>2083250
bet she got a lot of can openers
>>2083250
hope she got a pug
>>2083250
Fucked
>>2083951
Poor Fernando :(
>>2083951
Was it autism?
Did they?
>>2084473
She going for the titty
>>2084473
>>2084553
so how do they even interact with each other
>>2084562
>HULLO DERE ASKA
>hello
>WOT
>叫ぶのをやめてください
>DAT REMINDS ME OF DA TOIME OI WRESTLED IN JOPAN
>DID OI TELL YA ABOUT DA CAN OPENER AND DA POYNAPPLES
>>2084562
Asukas English is bad but its probably passable enough to be able to go over wrestling related stuff. Becky might know some Japanese maybe, to fill in the blanks, but I'm just guessing on that.
>Push Pop
>good at sucking
>>2085809
(she didnt actually win btw)
>>2085873
looking at the hashtag I cant tell, assuming Alexa won via cheating.
Someone got the aftermath though http://www.mobypicture.com/user/kimberlasskick/view/19594117
>>2085945
Her hand taped up? looks cool.
>>2086108
shit, didnt even notice that.
>>2085945
Wew laddy those legs
>>2086162
Becky BLACKED when?
>>2086932
Have to be white to get blacked
>>2086883
>>2086883
The fact that I know I won't die via those legs wrapped around my head depresses me greatly.
>>2086960
What is she then if not white
>>2087400
She's clearly brown, jacksss
>>2087400
Irish
lets get hyped
>>2088097
spoiler: becky loses
>>2088097
>getting hype for an alexa bliss match
She can't wrestle at all
>>2088117
fair point
>>2088117
>>2088122
>>2088129
Shes only been doing this for like 3 years so its understandable, and she'll get better, but shes hella green still. Like that match from 2 weeks ago where she faked that injury she was like way behind everything Becky was trying to do and it made the whole thing look not great.
>>2088145
Only the one with Cool Hands is, the other 2 you responded to were from NXT. She did spend Christmas with him there though.
>>2088129
Literally her only talent is being le quirky face girl that tumblr can make reaction gifs of