Steroid fags btfo

>>2040344
Maybe he'll be put in a tag team with Oreowens kek

>>2040344
Look forward to his match against Braun tomorrow. Hope they use a better name than "Kassius Ohno", this time.

>>2040344
Imagine if they let him go over roman and then form the REAL shield

>>2040344
WWE is smark central nowadays I'm not surprised they're hiring more horseshit.

>>2040354
like Kassius Oreo

Cool Bull Dempsey is back

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>>2040356
>hiring more horseshit

yeah we want more finn balor and roman reigns. it seems to have worked so far. more new day!

>>2040363
>hating the sizeable labrador
Only smelly people hate Roman, children used to get what they want now it's adults with the mental capacity of a child.

>>2040374
>Only smelly people hate Roman
pajeets love roman you ignoramus

>>2040385
Omitted "neckbearded"

>>2040355
>REAL shield
>no Roman
(lol you wish

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>>2040400
not sure what that has to do with the previous post, but /asp/ is known for being retarded

>>2040451
>sufferin' soccotash, son!

>>2040385
He's more over in America considering deanmark makes 50 threads of him a day. The rest of the world generalizes Murcia as being exactly like Deanmark

>>2040468
>considering deanmark makes 50 threads of him a day
the standard measuring stick of anything that's over

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>and then form the REAL shield

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>>2040468
>The rest of the world generalizes
no shit

>>2040473
>The Big Dog is the pinnacle of wrestling acumen

worse than frank the clown

>>2040477
>The Big Dog is the pinnacle of wrestling acumen

Based

I'm from France and this is true. The guy is obsessed with India and has no fucking clue of anything outside his space. Ironically he is more obsessed with Roman Reigns than anyone on this planet. Also prove that Americans are ignorant trash that should spend more time in school

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>>2040480
last post

>>2040486
???

>>2040385
>pajeets
>not smelly

Sweet, maybe they can give him a Playboy Buddy Rose-type gimmick, where he claims he is 225 or some crap & brings a rigged scale with him.

I'm sure he can handle doing one-handed pushups without getting winded like the fatass that he is.

They can even bring back the Blow-Away diet & have him push that as a product that "helped" his sorry ass "lose weight"

Hero has been having the GOAT indy run on the level of Bryan's run in ROH, PWG and DGUSA when it existed. This kind of sucks, I'm glad he's going to make money because he deserves it, but he's going to be wrestling 5 minute matches in the midcard forever now. He's going to get over as fuck though if he goes to the main roster and doesn't fuck around in NXT for a year.

>>2040344
This only proves how hypocrite and opportunistic "HHH" is.

>>2040344
Based NATTY Hero

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>>2040344
literally no one wants to see this disgusting fatbody on tv.

Going to win the rumble because no one can lift him.

>>2040355
Please throw away your fedora, lose weight and seek sunlight

Good he is better than any Shieldetty, especially Roman

>>2040979
"Hero is too fat" is a top quality meme desu
>Nobody wants to see this disgusting Dusty Rhodes on TV
>Nobody wants to see this disgusting Stan Hansen on TV
>Nobody wants to see this disgusting Mick Foley on TV
What he needs to do is change his gear, his weight is fine. He still wrestles like a fucking machine even with all the chub

>>2041118
>comparing some Indy guy who couldn't even lift weights to keep his job and stay in shape to legends
Fucking smarks

>>2040344
he is going to have to use A LOT of steroids to lose that gut unless he is OK with a fat jobber gimmick

>>2041195
He's still taller than literally everyone on the main roster besides Cass, no way they treat him lightly

>>2041230
he'll be a Wyatt

>>2040344

>wwe signs fattest man alive

>>2041118
>forgetting a difference in era begets a different standard of appearance
>pretending Hero is a tenth as charismatic as Dusty
>pretending Stan is even nearly as fat, and not a lumbering Texan beast of a man
>pretending Foley wasn't an entirely different thing to anything Hero has ever hoped to be, and therefore not comparable in his own way

You're dumb.

>>2041636
Remind me who the current Universal Champion is

>>2041646
Someone who wears a shirt.
Besides, did I say where those standards for appearance currently sat?
It's still retarded to compare someone from one era to different ones entirely with entirely different rule-sets, and different characters to boot.

>>2040363
You just named 5 wrestlers literally nothing like Hero.

Dummy.

>>2040902
>Hero
>winded

Laugh at this fucking moron.

>>2041121
Bet he can outlift Roman.

>>2040385
kek expertly-played

>>2041684
My name's Aloysius.

>>2041694
Post "t. Chris Hero" again boy, it'll totally make you seem not triggered.

>>2040344
>Steroid fags btfo

???

Hero was the one who fucked up his testosterone cycle prior to joining the first time and the company had to save face with the ridiculous "naturally high levels" claim.

>>2041807
>the company had to save face

Explain how naturally elevated test levels embarrass the company.

>ridiculous

But they're a thing. Jericho has them and he sure as shit isn't on the gas.

triple cuck is running out of former indie cucks to put the nxt belt on

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LE MELTZ BTFO

>>2041812
Do you seriously think a 40 year old man throwing his body at the ground for living isn't on some shit?

>>2041812

You know nothing about testing, AAS and are an overall dimwit. Google "testosterone estrogen ratio" and see how 'natural' Jericho's 10:1 ratio is. The WP, IIRC, requires 4:1 to pass. 5:1 without drugs is a genetic outlier. Jericho's 10:1 is the fucker ballsing up his dosing and failing the drug test.

Jericho is a user, so was Hero. The smarter ones in WWE use HGH to beat the WP now though. Rollins, Balor, Zigler, Ryder, Shaemus, HHH, Neville being the obvious ones. They use HGH because it can't be caught on WP testing methods.

>>2041829

Meltz is a hack. The only ones who disagree are too stupid to form a wrestling opinion that isn't his.

>>2041829
That doesn't say he's wrong.

>>2041829
Hero MAGA as fuck.

>>2041851
>journalist is a hack because I don't agree with his opinion pieces

Sure thing pal.

>>2040962
This. As loon as they give him a Roman style attire he is set. He's the perfect mix of mic, amazing in ring and even is tall as fuck. Sky's the limit, watch to see WWE fuck him up.

>>2040344
So he will be a comedy jobber of some type?....

>>2041888
If he is, he'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

>>2040561
>this lack of reading comprehension

Is he still fat

>>2041842
And you evidently know nothing about PEDs. There are tons of anabolics and prohormones with a short enough half life to pass a test. People on this board toss "muh hgh" and "muh roid gut" around to sound like they know shit. They (You) don't.

>>2041864
He's a hack because he released actual true info one in ten times, if not worse. Whenever something goes not the way the wrote/said, he just goes "V-v-vince changed his mind last second y'know *coughs*"

>>2041867
>As loon as they give him a Roman style attire

Actually
>Roman's music hits
>but Roman doesn't come out
>it's Hero in SHEBD gear
>gets in the ring
>cuts a promo about how he was supposed to be in the SHIELD and that Roman injuried him (or some shit) and took his righful spot in it, making him wrestle in bingo halls and so on
>and he wants revenge
>Roman's music hits
>this time Roman comes out, gets in the ring
>says that it's all true, and now that Hero is here it looks like he has to take him out again
>Roman turns heel and destroys Hero, maybe kayfabe breaking his arm/leg

And then Hero comes back out of nowhere during one of Roman's title matches to screw him over, building their feud again.

>>2041953

This. Meltzer is a salesman selling content to a defined market.

>>2041953
Not really, almost always Meltz is right. And everyone who has ever worked for WWE has gone on the record saying they book on the fly and change things at the last moment.

The problem with Meltzer is he never really reveals anything that interesting, because even his sources aren't going to release information to him on the record that WWE isn't happy about being out there. He's only really interesting to read/listen to his editorial stuff and opinion pieces, given all his years of experience covering rasslin.

>>2041941

HGH is undetectable under WP testing, so it's used. It's also leaves obvious tells in the body (3d muscles, leaness) that are very obvious to spot. Hence why people may say "muh HGH".

Under WP guidlines a wrestler is tested at random, potentially before any TV. They'd have to be an idiot to use steroids or hormones anywhere outside of an injury period and I see little evidence they are. Of course under WP guidlines they can use testosterone with a doctor's script, so most of the above I referenced above will be on 100-250mg/week in addition to the HGH.

>>2042050
wow, actual rebuttal without shitposting or memeing. I'm impressed I won't lie.

>>2042039
Like that time he reported CM Punk coming back in Chicago
and Lana having backstage heat, BTFOing him on twitter later on
and now with Hero signing for WWE

and so on

>>2042105
If you actually read the observer, he never outright says shit like that is happening, he just reports what he hears about WWE's intentions, from sources within the company (that no-one would dispute he has).

Then the rest of the dirtsheets repeat what he suggested might happen as 100% fact.

>>2042119
But anyone can do that. He doesn't reveal his sources and leaves things so vague it's open to interpretation so if he's right, he'll take the credit, and if he's wrong he'll say he never specifically said it would happen in the first place.

>>2042159
This is exactly why he's a hack.

>>2041121
Legends weren't legends from the day they started wrestling.

>>2042039
>Not really, almost always Meltz is right

HA

>>2040344
>Leave catering to me

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>>2041829
>check reddit
>"i-it's a w-work, guys. Meltzer-sama is never wrong."

>>2042243
So fat he manages to distort a photograph

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>>2040344
>5 years since he was last in
Jesus..
How old is he again?

>>2042535
36. The average age for up and coming new stars in WWE's developmental brand NXT!

>>2040344
It'd be cool if he goes after Roman when he gets to the main roster.
>you stole my spot, you stole my life

>>2040902
Chris Hero literally wrestled a 3 hour gauntlet match for charity you retard. His cardio is insane.

>>2042243

Chris Gyro