/mg/- mastodons general #5

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THE LAST THING WE NEED ARE EVEN MORE LITTLE PESTS ON MY SHOW

these guys would get wreck by my nigga cage

>le vanilla gorilla circlejerk

savin it

>>2042088
Thanks mate

will they fuck up Braun by making him cut a long promo? So far most of his mic work has been short and it's been pretty good cause his voice is top tier

>>2039597
>mastodon thread
>start with baron "the flablet" cuckbins

>>2039597
Corbin is NOT a mastodon. He's just tall and skinnyfat.

Real mastodons look like they could tear you apart in less than a minute. Braun, Beeg, Henry, and so on.

>>2042714
His voice sucks. Doesn't match his face AT ALL. He should just try with falsetto

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>mastodon
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

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Daily reminder that Braun was put on this earth to breed with Charlotte

>>2039597
Corbin wouldn't last a year in WWF, he'd be jobbing to Scotty 2 Hotty

>>2042819
Corbin is the best shooter among those 4 by a fucking mile.

>>2042819
Like it or not, he is a mastodon in current wwe. Not a behemoth, sure, but definitely a lesser mastodon

>>2046290
lolno
He's a skinnyfat lanklet
Just because you empathize with having a face on your belly doesn't mean he's a mastodon

>>2045698
The most masculine children ever bred

>>2039597
Read that in his voice. Love how his gimmick is that he fucking hates manlets.

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>>2042805
>>2042819
>>2046731
He has a Gaahl vibe about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROmkJAl96BU

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Good specimen