>50K tweets for Benoit and counting
could it be? He's coming back?
Please step outside
Leave your house
>>2036506
Exit your basement
>>2036506
seek sunlight
>>2036506
Have sex
Based Big Hang Chris working the entire world for almost a decade.
It's just a bunch of spics tweeting the word Benoit for some reason, I can't understand it.
>Royal Rumble 2017
>29 entrants so far
>Roman, Beeg, Cena and Ellsworth are still inside the ring
>Fans booing and hijacking the show
>3....2....1
>Our lady peace-Whatever starts playing
>Crowd roars of amazement and surprise
>Announcers are bamboozled
>Chris benoit back in shape comes running and eliminates everyone except roman
>Triple H comes out surprised and asking the camera crew to not film him
>Lights go out
>druids comes out with two coffins
>Chris opens coffins, sees his dead wife and child in them
>dead wife was actually undertaker dressed as her and chokeslams chris benoit
>Chris Benoit vs. Undertaker at Wrestlemania 33 in a buried alive match
>no one actually won the RR PPV
>>2037104
>>2037104
>this is how smarks would book
Fuck off to whatkekture, adam
>>2037349
>Being this boring
>>2037104
What the fuck?
>>2037104
>This happens
>Except no Undertaker nonsense
>Benoit wins the Rumble, revealing the longest work in professional wrestling
>Or so we think
>Benoit takes on AJ at Mania for the WWE Title
>Benoit wins to a massive ovation
>His music stops playing
>VIVA LA RAZA!
>To the shock of everyone, most of all Chris, Eddie comes out and heads out to the ring
>Without even greeting Benoit picks him up and does the 3 Amigos and a Frog Splash
>Grabs a mic
>I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED
>Eddie vs. Benoit is booked for SummerSlam
>>2037898
>Lying about two men's deaths for a decade
>Not only somehow hiding it that entire time, but vilify one in the process, and put your entire industry under scrutiny
>All for a dream match when the industry is at it's lowest point
>All for an angle
Is Vince enough of a madman?
>>2037967
Easily. Also, best heel-turn ever.
>>2037967
He was crazy enough to do a god angle
>>2036506
>Implying Sullivan didn't frame him