if she ends up going to the raw or SD, will she flop?

wish she'd flop on my cock iykwim

wish she'd Smack Down on my cock iykwim

main roster fans like bright colors, dancing and short matches so she'll be fine

>>2032479

If she doesn't talk

i'd do her raw

>weird asian in bright colours kicking the shit out of people in short matches

Main roster casuals are mouth breathers, so yes, she'll get over. Her act endears her to everyone (oozes sexuality, wrestles great, squashes people, great entrance and good, colourful gear and look) who isn't a joshi fan that resents her for shitting on the scene and having a big ego. So bar like 5 fat asses she'll do fine.

>gook

Already flopped

why is she so fat?
>select all the images with pizza

fitting

>>2032764

Because she eats Divas for lunch pham
>with chop sticks

I hope she goes on Smackdown so that she doesn't just fight Bayley and Nia forever again. Plus Mauro would do a good job explaining her history in Japan to the normies.

>>2032483
>>2032492
kek

Asuka will be the biggest woman draw WWE has seen since Paige when she debuts on RAW. She has all of the tools.

>>2032975
>delusional weeaboo

>>2032975
She can't cut an english promo, but other then that she shits on the whole female roster.

>can't speak english
dead on arrival

>>2032479
I dunno, depends how she's booked. I maintain she should be a monster that just shows up for shortish matches

Why does she draw a line under her eyes? I'd really like to know.

>>2032975
Knowing RAW's piss poor booking, she'll turn up in the midcard, trade wins with Bayley and Jax, get squashed by Charlotte in a tag match to further the never ending Banks/Charlotte feud, get frustrated at how she's being used, and not renew her contract at the end of 2017

>>2032479
yes, hard. at least kids might like the bright colours and the mask. her screaming might scare them though

>>2033047
>implying sasha or becky can cut an english promo either
they seem to be doing fine. well one of them is

>>2032479

She'll never be called up to the main roster.

>>2033060
it's like war paint

>its another indy outlel darling being overrated by smarks only to bomb harder than Nagasaki and Hiroshima on the main roster episode

>>2032479
Her belly flops when she rolls out of bed.

>>2033168
thats hot

>>2032479
Yes, she's ugly.

>>2032479
She'll be booked to shit on Raw.

>>2032479
>that complete lack of definition
>that frumpy mom-body

Gross as fuck. Only virgins actually like this shit.

>>2033047
she should get a manager

>>2033192
Then it's perfect for you

>>2033057
I don't know if another bork is a good idea. Just like with Brock I think it's a waste of her talent to restrict her to squash matches, she can have great competitive matches.

>>2033192
>Not wanting to bang a frumpy mom

>>2033189
asuka is going to run out of opponents in nxt and start showing up at both raw and smackdown to find more victims

screencap this

>>2033316
You are fuming

>>2033330
ewww

>>2033341
Can't wait to see her tap out to the bank statement

>>2033244
She should get a hot male valet like everyone used to get hot chicks

>>2033047
YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!

>>2033400
That was criiiiinge

>>2033192
>Not wanting an experienced woman who knows how to please.

>>2033341
i hope she squashes carmella

>>2033434
please have sex

>>2032479
whatever happens, i pray that she gets slimed

>>2033381
>bayley beats sasha
>twice
>asuka chokes bayley unconscious

asuka wins via transitive property of logic. and she'll keep sasha's wig as a trophy and wear it to the ring every week

>>2034178
>logic
>wrestling

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>>2032479
>Asuka at RAW
>perpetual title hot potato going on between the same two women

No way they bury their overselling male pattern baldness for Asuka. It has to be SD.

>>2032479
No, she'll instantly be very over. It will start to become a problem because at that point the women will be getting bigger pops than the men on average in the WWE.

>>2034773
no one is over nowadays except for roman and cena

>>2034882
I'm speaking from a relative point of view, of course. I don't agree that Roman is over btw, and I would be hesitant with Cena.

No one in wrestling right now is even as over as the mid-carders of the late 90s. Raven was a bigger name then than Cena is now.

>>2034883
Raven didn't even debut in the WWF until 2000.

>>2034883
>Raven was a bigger name then than Cena is now.

that's just not true

>>2032479
She will flop on either brand unless she gets a gimmick in which she does zero talking and gets new gear

>>2034971
what's wrong with her gear

>>2033061
Pretty standard for NXT to main roster then

>>2034899
So? Not talking specifically about WWE.
>>2034902
lel yes it is

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DON'T TELL ME
NO
IT CAN'T BE
FUCK YOU JAPAN
NOOO
COME ON

>>2035915
What am I looking at? That she has a gut?

>>2035920
vagina hair

Doesn't she have the longest active win streak in the entire company by a lot? I dunno how many matches are in there, but it's not a small number, either.

I have to believe Trips would protect her if she came up. He wouldn't give her this massive push in NXT just to let her get stuck in 50/50 booking hell on the main roster.

>>2034971
she has some of the best womens gear of anyone

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>>2035915
>implying this is a bad thing>>2035920

>>2035959
haitch isn't in charge of booking outside of NXT

>>2036078
I don't think that's true. He doesn't have as much control as Vince, but he has control.

>>2033192

> literally proving to a cambodian basketweaving forum that you are a virgin.

>>2034971
full retard

They'll do what they're doing with Nikki and put her in stupid bullshit storylines away from the title

>>2036097
that would be the best case scenario, probably an angle where a midcarder has yellow fever and tries to get her.

>>2035915

have you not fucked an asian? asians dont shave. maybe asian americans but not straight out of the exotic orient.

>>2036104
no. it sucks.

>>2036108

spent two years stationed in korea. korean girls will only put out if you buy them lots of fancy stuff.

filipino bitches though, they'll suck your dick for canned food practically.

>>2036007
>being fat isn't bad

Amerilards, lads.

>>2036112
>korean girls will only put out if you buy them lots of fancy stuff.
so basically white girls in the U.S.
>filipino bitches though, they'll suck your dick for canned food practically.
lel

>>2036112
I was in Kazakhstan back in 2010. Kazakhs women are awful. For some reasons, their vaginas are always dirty. Just fucking always. Not full asians btw.

>>2036157

They had kazakhs at the barbershop on bagram, they just looked like attila the hun, not a looker in the bunch, and im not sure i can get over their throaty asiatic russian hybrid language.

when you fuck one do they sound like chewbacca?

>>2034773
>instantly very over
oh yeah just like bayley was? her shirt should fucking read 'i'm a cricket' kek

>>2035959
Her streak is like 133-0 now or something, month 14. It's not for her though, it's all about giving the person that beats her a massive rub. Asuka herself will be tossed aside after that, they'll have no use for her

>>2036461
bayley has been booked terribly though. she got a big pop when she debuted

>>2036464
Kek pls dont tell me you are unironically counting untaped house shows

>>2036534
Zero reason not to

>>2034971
1 out of 2

You're right about he not talking and just kicking ass. You're wrong about needing new gear. Her gear is better than anyone else that's signed with them.

>>2032479
if they make her the female Tajiri... then the answer is no, but next week yes.

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>>2036647
I don't like her current attire much desu. The one she wore from Brooklyn until Toronto was fantastic though. Great colours.

>>2034971
How likely is it that they make her stop wearing a thong outside her trunks

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>>2034971
Her gear is fine. It's unique and colourful. Wouldn't mind seeing the GOAT black and gold come back though

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i just hope if she fights nia jax again we get to see this

>>2036696
is asuka autistic

>>2036819
did they?

>>2032483
>>2032492

>wish she'd Smack Down Raw on my cock iykwim

>>2034971
Most of the females don't talk.
Seriously, outside of Charlotte which diva cuts a promo weekly? How about even monthly?

All they have to do is have her go out and destroy people. Maybe do some pretaped bullshit to help get her character across with fans. Askua doesn't need to cut 3-5 minute live promos every week.

>>2037929
bliss and carmella

>>2037929
they all talk too much. the only ones that don't get mic time are the literally whos such as alicia fox and summer. the rest get a few segments a month and asuka will not survive that

>>2037914
have sex

>wanting NXT talent to go to the main roster

why would you wish for such a terrible thing?

>>2039563
fucking this.

>>2039563
I don't want any more NXT talent going to Raw or Smackdown until Vince is in the ground and Papa Haitch can protect them against Big Shoe and farting gimmicks.

>>2032479
Kana was brought in as a veteran to help train green talent in front of a crowd and camera. She is more of an asset in NXT than having her go to the shows with the 'Divas'.

>>2032479
>will she flop?

Simply put...yes.

She can wrestle, no doubt about it, but that's pretty much it. In today's WWE, you need more than just wrestling ability to be successful. In fact, wrestling ability is probably the least needed talent to be a successful wrestler nowadays....see Carmella, Alicia Fox, Naomi, Lana,...

She can't cut a promo....she's even worse than Becketty. Her gimmick is pretty bad and she's not hot enough to get over with the average fan. The smarks on the internet like her and think she's hot but they aren't the ones buying merch and tickets to shows.

She's quite frankly the opposite of Sasha.

>>2032624
I wonder if she threw her Amiibos at the TV when she saw old pal Io Shirai look like million bucks on LU while she's stuck working a developmental fed

>>2036819
Sakura Hirota is a million times the worker Kana is or will ever will be

>>2039637
io shirai looks like a million bucks anywhere but asuka probably believes NXT to be the dream, so I'm leaning toward her not caring

>>2037929
>Most of the females don't talk.

Have you missed every WWE show for the last 6 months?

Charlotte, Carmella, Nikki, Bliss, Becketty, Sasha, Natalya, Foxy.....have all had major interview time devoted to them.

You seriously have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

>>2039669
>SEETHING

fox hasn't talked much

>>2039623
>opposite of sasha

how? sasha can't cut a promo either

>>2039623
becky has cut some alright promos but she tells to many bad jokes and puns

>>2039554
go home babby

>>2039623
Bliss is literally the only one that can cut a promo, and even then she isn't that great. Carmella is pretty shit, but at least responds to crowd chants. The rest are objectively trash on the mic. Asuka doesn't need to talk, she's got a presence that if booked right will translate.

So yeah, she's fucked. Though it's incredibly easy to get her over. Like, just her squashing shitters will get over. She delivers in the ring in big matches, in fact, she delivers too well and makes everyone else look like retards who can't keep up, well, except Emma.

>>2039623
Ah yes, I remember people saying Sasha and Bayley would flop because only le internet smarks like them. Then Sasha regularly got pops on a weekly basis and continues to be one of the most popular people on Raw. When will you fucks realise that 'smart' fans are the majority now? The casuals are almost entirely gone. Sasha is absolutely terrible yet you can count on her to get a reaction every single week, sometimes among the top pops of the night.

>>2039637
Asuka genuinely believes NXT is superior to whatever the Joshi are doing so I doubt she gives it even 10 seconds of thought. She made that clear by shitting on the entire Japanese women's scene again back in April.

>>2039623
>She's quite frankly the opposite of Sasha
Great? I knew that already, Einstein.

>>2040399
sasha and bayley aren't over, their entrances are over.

though to be fair you could say that about most of the roster

>>2040455
>sasha and bayley aren't over, their entrances are over.
this is one of the most pathetic excuses i see this shitty board throw out on a daily basis. with bayley you MAYBE have a case, but not sasha. not in the slightest. fans are clearly into the mediocre ass matches she and charlotte have, they don't suddenly die after the entrances

>>2040455
Could be worse.

Could be Diva matches.

>>2039637
>>2039657
>>2040408
>>2040408
Considering Asuka just wrestled in front of a sold out Edion Arena of 5000+ fans in Osaka, something most joshi will never do in their life times, I doubt she gives a a single fuck about some lowrate wrestler on a show no one watches.

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>>2040548
>believing WWE attendance figures

>>2040399
Neither one of them though are gooks who can't speak proper English and both are better than average looking.

I never heard anyone say Sasha would flop. She was actually better in NXT when she was a heel. Having her as a face is limiting her gimmick.

>>2039940
>The rest are objectively trash on the mic.

I don't dispute that but Asuka is 100 X's worse than even the worse Diva on the current roster.

>>2039940
>Asuka doesn't need to talk, she's got a presence that if booked right will translate.

Wrong. She'll need to cut a promo or she'll be done within months of being called up. Battle Cow doesn't say much but that's cause it's part of her gimmick of being a femadon.

The WWE has had talented female wrestlers in the past that couldn't cut promos and despite their in ring talent, they got cut.

She's not hot enough to get by on just her looks and her wrestling ability.

>>2040548
You're right about her not caring, but do you really think there were 5000 people in that building?

>>2040868
>Sasha and Bay Leno
>better than average looking
kek. bayley may as well not be speaking english, her promos are that fucking bad

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>>2040884
>Battle Cow
You know, if you didn't include that, it wouldn't have been as blatantly obvious that you're try to bait. 3/10

>>2032479

I don't know, what I do know though is the aspies who post here will hate her a lot.

>>2034630
>It has to be SD.

Ah yes take a hot commodity like her and tuck her away on the B show that no one watches lol.

>>2040886
>Bay Leno
Welp I'm dead from laughter

>>2040548
>wwe attendance figures
>Io being low rate

Io is better than Asuka.

>>2040868
Asuka is way more attractive than Sasha because Sasha is ugly as fuck. Bayley at least has the body. Asuka's broken engrish promos are unironically better than Bayley's trash. Asuka would easily translate to the main roster because she's completely different looking, booked differently and wrestles differently than literally everyone else and she can play to the crowd in matches better than almost anyone else in the company.

>>2040949
>flabby gook
>hot commodity
el oh el

>>2040947
we already do

>>2032479
Japanese-American here.
Asuka is overrated as fuck and I cannot wait until she debuts because that bubble will pop as soon a she goes on national television. Asuka in America is like Roman Reigns in India; the fans are blind to the flaws because everything gets lost in translation. Same goes for Nakamura.

>>2041266
Just saw Asuka and Nakamura wrestle this week in Australia.

You are full of shit.

Rich, creamy shit.

>Japanese-American here.

Weeb Detected

>>2041286
>Weeb Detected

If that were the case wouldn't I be eating this shit up? A weeb is exactly what i'm describing, an all things Japanese fetishist. It's pure fantasy. Japan has Western fetishists too. It's a product of the two cultures being entirely alien in almost every aspect.
I'm just putting my two cents in as a wrestling fan with another persepective.

>>2036620
House shows are non-canon, you pathetic fucking weeb.

I hope she flops that ass onto my face ifykwim

>>2041266
kek imagine being this wrong

>>2041286
'sup Ausbro

>>2041350
Yeah it's not like the NXT title has changed hands at two of them you dumb piece of shit.

>>2041266
>>2041334
>>2041350
>Japanese-American here
Kek. You're an angsty whiteboy in his mid-late teens.

>>2041266
>the fans are blind to the flaws because everything gets lost in translation
This is the most retarded thing I've seen on here in a while. Everybody can plainly see her most obvious flaw: she can't speak english. Nobody is blind to that, you fucking simpleton. It's acknowledged as a very real issue.

You mouth breathers that think only a weeb can like anything Japanese are just as bad as the weebs. I've never watched anime in my life, never read manga, I have zero interest in any country but my own and I like Asuka. What bullshit argument are you going to put forward now?

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>>2042073
my dick