/lu/ - General

First for Doku

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another match announced a 4-Way Unique Opportunity

>>2030868
I hope watermelon mask man goes over, though I'm cool with any of these dudes

>>2030859
The Stardom girls are never coming back to the shithole that is Lucha Underground. Hope you realize that.

>>2030868
>muh cuddly bear Mack is here

S T U N N E R

>>2030868
Who's /moth/ here?

>tfw jumped the shark

>>2031003
i'm really starting to like that chubby bastard

>>2031055
Marty is just Dean Ambrose done right

also a better wrestler

>>2031070
we need marty and the mack to form a trios team with mascarita sagrada named "healthy at every size"

It's time boy

Who's your guy: Based Mexi-Bantz Texano or Based Flippy-Giant Cage?

BASED ANGELICO

Battle of the bulls

>Vamp's censored shirt

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>Blurring out Vamp's shirt
What does it say?

>>2031760
what do you think is on it?

>even the band is shitchanting

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>battle of the bulls
>"we have four bulls in the ring"

AJ Lee getting hot as fuck watching this.

So all the matches are 4 ways?

>>2031775
i think cage vs texano are going to go at it in a singles

>>2031775
Yep. 4 Fatal 4-Ways then one elimination Fatal 4-Way. Total of 16 Bulls

Based Cage

we /comfythread/ again

Who's Dr. Wagner?

>>2031805
a luchador

BASED JOEY RYAN GETTING OVER

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First for best chink

Also, BASED CAGE

C A G E D

I'M A MACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

the robot won

>>2031763
>>2031760
>>2031764
Probably some trademark.

>it's a sexy star buries another one of the worldwide underground members

Why is Dario being bullied tonight

>tfw sexy star will never shit in my mouf

My dick

BASED PJ BLACK

>>2031851
yeah the Darewolf is hot

>>2031862
faggot

>it's a good wrestler jobs to sexy episode

>>2031862
He has a great look and is very talented, crazy how WWE dropped him

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>>2031863
>not finding PJ sexy
You some kind of fag or something?

>THIS MOVE
MY SIDES

dat ass

AJ STYLES BTFO

>kicked out of the Styles Clash
Little Dog Sexy does it again

I think I saw some vag

>it's a sexy star vs the odds episode
I hate this episode

JACK BTFO

>kicking out of the styles clash

Sexy Star confirmed as strong as Reigns

WHAT THE FUCK

>Battle of the bulls

I hope you cucks are ready

Kobra makes my dick feel funny

Based Lizard People

Based Sexy Star

Kobra Moon doing things to muh dick

who the fuck are these guys?

damn those fucking legs yum

ACTING

Drago sucks

was that Snek Sting?

>>2031900
One of them is probably bestia 666 from AAA.

>>2031893
Who's in the match?

>>2031900
literal snakes

>>2031916
bulls

OH SHIT

MATANZA IS FREE

Matanza can fuck my wife anytime

Oh man. He's unleashed.

FUCKING DRAGON AZTECA BREAKING MY BOYS ARM

>Mack

fuck it's a jobber match

>>2031941
fuck off mack is based

>That catrina

Mack is the only bull in the match

Muertes mah nigga

>>2031954
Mil is the only one fucking Catarina senpai

BASED MARTY AND MACK

I kind of expected Marty to dodge

Marty has cuts all over him

>tfw I will never attend a live lu taping

I SWEAR IF DRAGON AZTECA WINS

LEAVE MUERTE ALONE

RIP Azteca

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA DRAGON AZTECA BTFO

Based Muhtanza making watermelon juice

>THAT STUNNER
BASED MACK

Holy shit that sequence was great

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

I expected mil or azteca. Color me surprised, Mack got a huge victory.

>bull match
>the only black guy in the match win
hmmmm makes me think

So what happened to the best of 7 for unique opportunity (that box)?

Another really good episode. Real happy that The Mack got a win in the main event.

>>2030859
My nigga

>>2030957
Implying based rodriguez isn't gonna shell out all his bucks to get them back for another taping because of how based they are

>>2030957
>>2032044
no one wants to see those chinks again

why is mack so based bros?

>>2032083

Speak for yourself nigger

>>2032087
>MUH CHINKS
kys

>>2032083
>>2032092

Please

My wife is still better

>>2032092
t.pentagon DARKED

>>2032085
>has the body of asp
>does the moves asp likes

Is he... dare I say... /ourguy/?

>>2031883
I definitely saw some vulva

It was after PJ blew a kiss to Melissa

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from last week but who cares; if you can't appreciate this because "lol chinks", fuck up.

>>2032183

Io got DARKED

>>2032183
fat teen chink boy getting BTFO

>more sneks
>castro gimmick change
>based cage and mack
>Matanza is free
i love it maggle

>>2032183
I do love how hard they sell Pentagon's offense they fucking flip from his shin kicks

Great episode, knew the bull meme was gonna get beaten to death itt

>>2032092
t. SEETHING pentamark

>>2032183
This nigga can't sell fatigue unless it's a deathmatch. He gets beaten up for 10 minutes, does one counter and starts looking at the crowd like a pigeon.

>>2033198

Its the "le dark side" meme Vampiro explains on commentary. Think of it as something like a zenkai boost

wtf i love kobra moon now

>you can see and hear Melissa "wooo" into the mic when the Mack wins
cute

>>2033198
That's because he draws power from violence and THE BELIEVERS IN THE TEMPLE give him a second wind

t. not Vampiro

>>2033198
it's strategy, dumbass. pentagon is pretending to be more exhausted than he is so hitokiri lets her guard down, then he strikes by kicking in her babymaker.

>>2033348
>pretend to be hurt and exhausted
>literally letting someone do moves on you for no reason other than you rusing them, instead of NOT being kicked and slammed
Adorable admiration for kayfabe here

>>2033365
That's just dedication to baiting someone into thinking they're winning.

Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

>>2033369
As are wrestling moves :^]

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FAP4SEXY

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I want another Mil push please!

>>2033631
Sexy looks like she'd be the sexiest woman alive without that mask.

sneks

>>2033638
>41 and does one of the best spears in the industry

kek

Also post your top 5 lads

1. Pentagon DANK
2. Mil Muertes
3. Cage
4. Matanza
5. Mundo

Honorable mentions : Rey Rey, Jack Evans, Son of Havoc

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>>2033742
1. Hitokiri
2. Pentagon CERO BRAZOS
3. Dario
4. Johnny Puto
5. Ivelisse

>>2033742
1. King Cuerno
2. Mil
3. Pentagon
4. Fenix
5. Mundo

>>2033790
>Io Shesfat

>>2033631
the ref looks like he's already having a furious tug

>>2033365
that's exactly what rope-a-dope is, and that's used in legit boxing matches

>>2033742
1. Based Bantz Texano
2. Based Machine Cage
3. Based Moth Marty
4. Based Spaceman Aerostar
5. Based Deadly Muertes

>>2034155
heh

>>2033742
1. Pentagon Dark
2. Johnny Mundo
3. Angelico
4. Son of Havoc
5. Mil Muertes

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>>2033631
Muh nigga.

>>2033649
She's kinda cute.
>6/10 Face
>9/10 Body
The mask only shows off her good features and the rest of her face looks kind of bland. They should seriously put a mask on Bailey and let her drop that ponytail.

>>2033742
1. The Moth
2. Mil Muertes
3. CAGE
4. Pentagon Dark
5. Son of Havoc

season 2 torrent where?

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>>2034446
>>2034447
Hojobros/sexybros broship stay winning senpai

Also, my fave five
>FROM XALAPA VERACRUZ MEXICO, PENTAGON DARK
>Based Machine from the 555
>Mil "greatest spear since Goldberg" Muertes
>Stupid Sexy Cuerno
>MY BRODER, DE MONSTER MATANZA CUETO

>>2034677
This. I got season 1 but not 2 and watchwrestling.to has had season 2 removed.

>>2034900
Where's the season 1 torrent?

>>2034918
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/12522423/Lucha_Underground_Season_1_(All_39_Episodes)

Lucha Underground viewership for season 2 and 3; it's worth looking at to see how the show is going. Check the bottom to see the different charts.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18Ii1-GpZq8SWxPOG9Pph2d4hXiJ1FwHnUTiOBwYes6U/edit#gid=1087417929

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>>2033742

1. Muertes
2. Pentagon
3. Drago
4. Mundo
5. Jack Evans

Forgot to put on my trip sorry

>>2033742
Basically this. Just throw in kill shot and Dante in there.

>>2034931
is this the torrent where the guy's tivo alerts pop up in a bunch of mid-season episodes or is there finally a good one

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>>2034677
>he hasn't been saving the episodes as they come out

>>2035978
More like Killshot and Cumshot amirite

>>2030859
BASED

https://twitter.com/darewolf333/status/806719623655804934

wtf I love PJ now

>>2036048
Kek

>>2036048
B A S E D

>>2036048
BASED DAREWOLF

>>2036048
Absolutely based

>>2036048
is he some kind of furry or something

>>2036048
the absolute madman

How long does the fucking Sexy Star push last?
As much as I enjoy looking at her body, I don't want to watch her wrestle every week.
Even ignoring the in-ring action, this storyline is just bland.

When is she gonna quit wrestling for porn?
I would pay a lot of money to watch that.

How have the ratings been so far this year? Genuinely curious.

>>2037780
>I SUMMON CRYSTALFISSURE

>Battle of the Bulls to determine the #1 contender for Johnny Mundo's title

kek there's no way this wasn't a rib