Do you agree with Ryback's secrets to success?

>>2030603

So the big guy posts here

>1

Explains why Ryback has been a failure.

>>2030603
Such a shame he failed the first one anyway.

>Hurt co-workers
>Become delusional of your worth
>Cry on Tumblr
>Get fired
>Struggle to get bingo hall bookings
>Lie on podcasts
>Legally changed name to Ryback
>???
>Profit

>>2030603
6. synthol and roids will help you succeed.

>CM PHIL SEEEETHING IN THIS THREAD

>>2030603
>1. Don't be a fucking mark
Get a clue
>2. Lose weight
Lose weight
>3. Move out of parent's basement
Seek sunlight
>4. Find a woman for consensual sex
Have sex
>5. Shower/Brush teeth daily
Take a shower

Literally our guy

>>2030623
Even Phil has more important things to seethe about than Ryan, mate.

Considering he struggles to even get booked on shit tier indies because he overprices himself and he got cucked from the Bullet Club by Cody Rhodes? He should probably rethink his strategy

>>2030609
>>2030615
>>2030619
>>2030627
>>2030668
Based ourguyback living in your heads

>>2030626
t. 14 year old spic from a roblox forum

Yes, I am a loyal pukester

>>2030608
He's been btfo in several threads he obviously made.

It's sad how stupid he really is.

His entire visualization of goals board is just a rip off of The Secret, which is aimed at gullible, weak minded fools.

Hi big guy, sorry for truth.

Being a mark is what makes wrestling fun

>>2030603
Ryback probably made this thread

>>2031114
>>2031139
How does Ryback make them seethe this hard, bros?

>>2031144
Ryback why did you start doing CM Punk's moves? Were you that butthurt over the podcast?

^^^^
Ryback did it again bros. He worked him.

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>>2030603
That's.... really sad.

@2031168
seething

>>2031172
>can't even greentext

How new are you?

^^^
How does Ryback do it

Join the bullet club and you'll be a big star ryboy