We're the A-Show, bros, we're the flagship, why the fuck did Vince desert us for those fucking Smackcunts?
>Women's """""segments""""" closing our show
>Botcha Stanks is our top girl
>Divashit main eventing our PPVs
>Micropenis Seth Botchins
>Baloring will soon return
>tfw no BMJ
>tfw no AJ
>tfw Smackdown got a chinless jobber more over than our """top champion"""
>Our champ will never be a healthy weight
>Oreowens embarrassed by Ramen weekly
>Pooniversal is the D-Belt
>Manlet Division
>JeriGOD wants to go to Smackdown
>Braun wasn't even there this week
>Zzzzzzayn
>Rusev getting cucked for half the episode before the tamest beat down ever
>Enzno Adrawe and Big Ass
>dancing niggers are our champions instead of based snek and bray
>Darren Young on our roster
IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING, WHEN IS IT GOING TO GET BETTER?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GONNA DO IT BROS
I'M GONNA KMS IF THIS DOESN'T IMPROVE
Watch the women main roadblock.
smackdown cant keep getting away with it we need to steal dbry
>SJWdowns so pathetic they have to false flag
>>2027429
*puts paw on shoulder*
It's okay, bro, it will improve soon.
We rawtists will get through this drought.
#StayStrongForSteph
>>2027413
Are they?