What the fuck did Rusev do to deserve this?

BASED ENZO

>>2025685
Same with the Dolph thing not long ago. WWE creative is just shit.

Watching this Raw have you honestly thought "wow, that was a good segment" even once?

>>2025685
Rusev just single-handedly ended the PG Era. Put every strap on him, right now. I want to see the first unified heavyweight intercontinental US Tag Team Women's champion right fucking now.

>>2025685
Vinces McMahon is a cuck fetishist. Guy genuinely gets off on it.

>>2025811
Is he dare I say it, our guy?

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>>2025811
This.

>>2025811
lol, he's a homosexual hedonist who gets off on power and he uses his show to destroy and emasculate straight men with wives and he's been doing it for 30 years. It's fucking gross.

So Rusev is the opposite of a cuck. He wants his wife to warm up a guy and then Rusev wants to kick the ever living shit out of the dude.

Thankfully Maryse is on Smackdown and avoids these stupid storylines

Sasha ran out and got literally 0 offense as the fucking champion in an even opportunity

The state of Raw booking, holy fuck

>>2025685
Either this strengthens Rusev and Lana's relationship even more and give a Vince a bigger fuck you like having a babby or they just quit and go to Japan.

>>2026115
being a champion is a power nerf on raw

>owens was stronger before
>new day now has to cheat every match or lose non-title matches
>charlotte and sasha trade off losing the title
>roman pretends he doesn't even have a title so he isn't nerfed

>>2025878
Shut the fuck up

>>2025685
She's too pretty for him dammit ACHOOO
Seriously though, everyone is REALLY jealous of him backstage, it's pretty damn clear by now. We just need haitch or Corbin to confirm it here.

>enzo had a boner on a staged, pre taped segment in front of a camera and a production team

>>2026140
Based Big Dog outsmarting the bookers

>>2026179
No he did not

>>2025935
Does Linda have breast implants?

>>2025685
Be a complete cuck and let his wife fuck other guys.

>>2026183
Very unlikely.

>>2026181
Yes, he did retard

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>>2025811
>>2025935
>Vince booked Eric Bischoff, the guy who was his mortal enemy in the 90s and tried to put Vince out of business, to make out with both Linda and Stephanie, his wife and daughter.

>>2026208
based

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>>2026208
Bischoff said in a shoot as well that Vince was right there behind the cameras watching him do it as well.

What did Vince mean by this?

>>2026197
this

>cucked by Rock
>cucked by Jhon
>cucked by Doloh
>cucked by Enzo

Cucksev is officially NOT /ourguy/

>>2026241
Enzo didn't cuck him, he got killed

>>2026083
She just does it in real life

>>2026223
He was getting off on it.

>>2026241
Wrestling is fake.

>>2025685

Did Enzo grow eight inches?

>>2025878
Copying/pasting your shitty previous posts for the future.

You're that fucking troll retard that everyone including me is feeding. Must suck being hated in both, the real world and your virtual one where you spend all of your time.

people still watch wrestling kek

>>2025987
Who is Randy Macho

>>2026341
A cuck lol

>>2026223
Vince only cares about money

Enzo isn't remotely attractive. We're supposed to believe this would happen in real life?

>>2026363
He his charismatic. Now rusev is ugly and uncharismatic yet he bagged Lana irl

>>2026169
If you've seen her on total divas, her personality loses its charm as without the accented euro sexy chick, she's just another stupid blonde bimbo. Shame too cause she's great as the character.

Huge turn off tbhwyf

>>2026367
That episode when she's kinda seducing Neidhart, nattys dad, but she's retarded so she breaks Marty's windshield with a hammer toss jawn

>>2025685
vince and all his cuck storylines, sick mother fucker

>>2026367
This. She's so annoying and dumb. Total brickhead

>>2026367
I agree, but it kinda feels good knowing she doesn't have such annoying fucking accent.

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>>2025935
I hope I am never married to a woman with a gut that reaches a foot below her belt

I know I'm not a prize but that would be a gain height wake-up call

So in this scenario, Rusev is supposed to be the bad guy just because he's foreigner right?

>>2026444
He's the bad guy cause he's a fucking cuck using his woman to fulfill his cuck fantasies

>>2026295
I know I do when I see Lana.

>>2026365
>Now rusev is ugly and uncharismatic

How can somebody be this wrong?

>>2026365
>uncharismatic
oh anon, he's the best promo most nights and english isn't even his first language

Is Enzo standing on a box, or did they have Lana stand with her feet a yard apart like Tom Phillips?

>>2025685
he couldn't control Lana and he's paying the price for it

>>2026515
>wifed her up

Sounds like he's got too much control of her for Vince's liking.

>>2026515
>implying
vince is just mad a midcard heel cucked one of the top stars of the hottest diva, in his fantasy she's getting railed by roman or seth

>>2027055
but they got together in NXT and i'm quite sure Vince didn't watch it

>>2027062
dont you remember how he put him in a cuck storyline with ziggler? that was meant to break them up.

thats what happened to guys like benoit, storylines turn to reality.

he got btfo when rusev popped the question during the storyline kek, he knew what vince was trying to do

>>2027066
Oh yeah, i forgot about that embarrassing storyline. My bad man

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>>2025987
>>2025811
Not surprised since he was sexually abused as a child and has been a millionaire/billionaire for the majority of his life.

>>2027068
all good senpai

>>2027071

WHO
H
O

>>2026179
Wouldn't you?

>>2026365
Rusev is actually pretty hot, in an unconventional, bearish way.

>>2026140
>roman pretends he doesn't even have a title so he isn't nerfed

Unlike most other champs he actually holds the belt up in the air to show it off when entering.

How do people like Enzo?
Every segment I see of his is just children's and/or moron's comedy for the lowest common denominator.
I don't watch RAM so I don't see his shit consistently, but the snippets I have solidify this.

>>2025858
If you're a 2015/16 /tv/edditor then I guess.

>>2025935
>>2026208
And he was in the room both times. Vince is a madman.

>>2027520
L O N D O N

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>>2026208
>>2026223
>>2027552
Do you think Vince had to stop Triple H from beating the shit out of Bischoff?

>>2027722
Triple H beat Randy when he kissed his wife in front of him? What about the very blatant cuck storyline between Steph and Rollins?

>>2026115
It's the same way on Smackdown
>Put over AJ Styles as the champ and how he's unstoppable
>have him either get laid out by Dean or lose a match to Ellsworth

All the feuds on these shows have been going on for way too damn long and never end.

>>2027528
That is sort of the character. Its somewhat endearing how he's sort of this loudmouth idiot but then has these moments of self-awareness where he knows how much of an idiot he is. The stuff they did with John Cena was really good.

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>>2027751
>Cuck storyline
>Haitch destroyed and betrayed Rollins
>Haitch is too alpha to even spare Rollins a second glance
>WWE Universe knows Rollins has got a 5 incher
>Stephanie and Chyna have both gone on record saying Triple H has a huge dick
>Implying a multimillionaire would cheat on her alpha multimillionaire husband for an injury-prone Armenian manlet with no future or stock value
>Implying Haitch is a cuck like Vince
>Implying Stephanie would stoop so low
>Implying Haitch doesn't fuck her senseless every night

18+

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This is the ideal male body shape anyone who disagrees is an obese, under 6 foot, smark

>>2025988
I like how Rusev is allowed to banter in Bulgarian during segments. As a Bulgarian,I think that's pretty based way to do a Bulgarian gimmick.

>>2025685
Seriously. Didn't he get cucked by Ziggler for a while last year? Why does this keep happening to him?

>>2025761
>"wow, that was a good segment" even once?

Brian Kendrick's "man with a plan" promo was pretty good. But that was it.

>>2026179
If Lana were pressed up against me, I'd be diamonds too.

>>2027528
And this last storyline on RAW is exactly that. He understands he took it too far. He is just bravado, putting on some facade for the world to see. He wanted to get out.

>>2029812

i wish girls felt the same way. ;_;

>>2030094
Post your photos and put the next to Rusev's. You are not in his league probably.

I would love to cuddle next to him.

>>2030094
>I wish girls felt the same way

Lana did, and she's a 10/10

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fuck wwe creative

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>>2029812
Rusev:
>man tits
>chubby
>no muscle mass
>no definition
>looks like an overweight Turkish Fedor Emelianenko
>thunder thighs
>no neck
>round face

Triple H:
>large pecs
>visible obliques
>narrow hips
>wide frame with large lats
>strong, square jaw
>doesn't skip leg day
>big, toned arms
>tight traps
>thick neck
>beautifully tanned skin

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>>2030341
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>2030343
But is he packing?

>>2030341
>That tiny winky-bulge
>gay muscleman physique instead of Rusev's bear-mode bruiser
>ugly as fuck

based ruru blows gaytch out the water

>>2030358
>>2030409

>>2029566
>Stephanie and Chyna have both gone on record saying Triple H has a huge dick
>Stephanie and Chyna have both gone on record saying Triple H has a huge dick

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>>2030409
Listen to the pops women give Haitch throughout the years. The only people who think Rusev's attractive are other dudes.

Haitch has got the strong features and genetics you'd want to pass on to your kids. Rusev looks like a potato.

>>2030625
>Chyna says Haitch's dick is huge
That's not fair, her frame of reference was X-Pac and I've seen that video.

>>2030631
She said he was a good lover when she went on Howard Stern, then during her porn career when asked, she said his problem was that he was a bit big for her, so it was less maneuverable than X-pac.

>>2030341
>Rusev
>No muscle mass

Rusev is built like a pure powerlifter. Try checking any strong man contest, they are all built like him. That is almost all solid muscle. HHH is built like the typical bodybuilder, and it's all for show.

>>2030789
But it's all legs. His upper body looks weak, and he doesn't look nearly as strong as he did when he started on the main roster. Powerlifters are built more like Braun Strowman. And pound-for-pound he's one of the weaker guys on the roster.

>>2026139
Are Rusev and lana an irl couple?

>>2030821
LOOK AT THIS MARK

>>2030341
>>2030343
HGH is weak as shit though, he could barely bench 3plate for 1 rep by his own words.

>>2030803
>But it's all legs

Dude, powerlifting is ALL about legs.

Rusev might have to act a cuck on TV but he still gets to plow Lana's asshole whenever he pleases.

Can't wait to see a pregnant Lana in a few years.

>>2031256
Maybe when he first came off roids, but since getting an actual workout routine, he's a beast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oE3lX_OeSc

>>2025685
So is Enzo wearing 5 inch lifts or something

>>2031397
Nah, he's actually 6' but looks small next to Cass and other wrestlers because his sneakers don't have lifts.

>>2030789
>it's all for show

I hear what you're saying but those guys lift a ton of weight

>>2026429
>be billionaire
>fat wife cant get tummy tuck

>>2030629
>>2030343
>>2030341
Hunter, shouldn't you be fucking your hot wife, or working on NXT instead of shitposting here?

>>2032042
he's 5'11

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>>2032453
>implying he's not fucking his wife at the performance center while shitposting on 4chan

>>2032453
Hunter is very insecure. See his entire run on WWE

>>2031335
Nice bumper plates, Paul.