Monday Night RAW pre-gamethread #1

>>2024165
Kevin owens road to jobber staus.

Charlotte to challenge at roadblock in an ironman match, all nu-males begin to chant "you deserve it" and "women's wrestling".

Universal title doesn't main event again

>>2024165

I hope you'll finally hit the weights and stop watching anime like a manchild.

What's with wwe burying guys that they made, or more accurately made themselves, into stars?

Kofi
Morrison
Ryback
Bray Wyatt
Roman Reigns

>>2024189
>bury
>Roman Reigns
Excuse me?

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I really hate Raw and its writers, I know tonights show is gonna suck, but still I have nothing to do since I have no friends and my gf is mad at me so I will have to watch it.

Feels like shit

>>2024171
This.
Fast forward to Sasha winning the rumble while mick foley literally dies from a cuckgasm

>>2024189
John Morrison did it to himself

Prediction: a long, boring show

Have fun Rawtists.

>>2024165
Pre-show cancelled??

>>2024235
10 minutes now, for reasons i dont know

>>2024201
y-you wanna go hang out, anon?

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This is bullshit because I was looking forward to Cathy tonight..

Also which one of you is jamjam?

>>2024249
kek

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For the Smackneets watching the A-show tonight (I know you're silent and plentiful):

>The main event of SS featured two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order

Feels good to be a RAWlpha

>>2024267
top lel m8.
>The WWE title has always been the top title.
>BMJ a manlet
>Raw tag team titles is bronze

>>2024214
How?

>>2024267
Enjoy the New Day, Cuck Foley, and Women's Revolution show you idiot. Lel.

>>2024235
It's on Youtube

So what was the explanation about preshow being 10 minutes?

please open with divashit I wanna go buy eggnog

>previously on RAW

so this is literally a soap opera now

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>previously on RAW

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>recap

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>previously on Raw

>the main feuds on both brands are centered around comedy shit

Thanks smarks

someone start a thread wtf

>>2024189
Kofi should've stayed down

I wish the monday night wars resulted in both companies failing

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>previously on RAW
>the narrator's voice
>having a narrator

>>2024298
you got your wish

>previously on Raw

State of RAM.

>>2024310
we all just stayin cumfy here? or new thread?

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>>2024310
they should add a narrator to the commentary booth imo

>>2024277
He refused to do anything about Bootista cucking him lost a lot of respect backstage.

Seth sounds like he just hit puberty

>wwe show
>opens with a promo

What the fuck is wrong with these faggots

>I put together the Shield

Rollins = Cuck Man Punk?

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>Rollins not giving credit to Phil for making the Shield

this reminds me of a southpark episode

>WWE Creative Humor@WWECreative_ish
>The irony is that the WWE paid for insurance on the car but not @IAmJericho #RAWTonight
kek

>>2024319
"The architect"

Hey Seth...why not attack......Steph?

>show starts
>Jasethy

Fuck this, I'm out.

Why don't you just go to his office

>Literally no pop

>>2024319
>>2024320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQZtFIQWyk

Owens: Ohh Sethy boy Sethy boy, you created the shield? for 20 long years I've been wrestling all around the world...

the crowd knows they're allowed to make noise, right?

>I want triple h
>we haven't seen triple h since
>where is triple h
yet there are posts of him backstage all over social media. kayfabe is ded

BASED FAT ASS
A
S
E
D

F
A
T

A
S
S

>You know seff...

What's the ratings like with KO as champ?

Better than reigns?

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>this is how rawtists are welcomed to their "A+" show
my eyes are getting heavy and I diddnt even burn yet

Im honestly surprised that Sasha didnt open the show...

Who else excited for crash bandicoot?

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>you don't have any friends

>>2024338
Literally record low

Worse than anyone in history

>this crowd

Holy shit, is anyone even in the building, or are those cardboard cutouts?

kevin is hte face right?

why is this thread so dead?

I will give RAM a chance, let's see how bad this shit gets

>>2024335
they explained on the raw pre show (like a month ago) that triple h exists concurrent to the footage we see but on a different plane. Booker T laid it out pretty well but I still didn't get it all the way

>>2024338
very doubtful. they both suck

Seth, the piece of shit that he is, deserves the zero reaction he gets now.

>>2024346
Everyone watches Smackdown now.

wheres goldberg

Holy fuck dead crowd!

a ver donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>2024353
I watch both

>>2024348
He's like Ford, COO of Westworld

>>2024344
on twitter people had pics of super low attendance, the crowd just got shuffled around I guess

Good promo

>>2024357
aca estamos papi

>Owens vs Zayn
LET THE FUCKING FEUD END

Why is the champ fighting on tv every week for free lol

>>2024335
You say that like it hasn't been dead for years

Where's Poochi?

Hola mis panas, listos para otro RAW de mierda?

FIGHT FOREVER

>>2024344
Austin isn't a wrasslin town

>>2024367
They should've been the tag team champions

"At Roadblock, End of the Line (tm)!"

Seriously how the fuck are people supposed to cut good, natural promos when they're required to say shit like that?.

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>>2024357
Aquí!

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>>2024348
so he's in the upsidedown? brilliant

BASED BEEG

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

BEEG

Reigns confirmed dropping the title to Jericho

BEEG IS BACK

BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!

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>KO vs. Sami AGAIN
>The Big Show vs. Sef
The state of this company

EL GRAN SHOW PITO GRANDE BASADO

Big Show looks good, lost a lot of weight

Oh god no

Kek. Big Show

SmackDown won already

BASED
FUCKING
BEEG
Someone get the photo

>same feuds and same matches every single fucking monday
what the fuck

crowd is hot as fuck tonight

>>2024363
Lel

Clearly people aren't excited about the Raw product.

>Been
Oh, that will surely help

time to get buried seth

I can't remember the last time I seen Big Show. Where has he been?

Based Beeg in better shape than Rollins and Owens

BASED FUCKIN BEEG HOLY SHIT

IS DIS NIGGA FACE OR HEEL HERE

He looks like mini-me next to Big Joke

>big slow

>the state of raw

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Guys BEEG is looking great. Shit the weight loss really helped.

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>BEEG IS BACK

>Beeg 395lbs
holy shit

>>2024384
back to sd faggot

>>2024389
CLOCKWORK

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Braun
Braun
Braun
>WEEEELLLL
Goddamn it.

I actually marked for big show wtf

Crowd is dead

>>2024389

Every fucking time

>>2024389
I knew you'd come

Send BEEEG to smack, he needs to join the Wyatt family with that beard

I love Big Show, i'm glad he's back.

Apparently he's down to 390 lbs.

>>2024389
You Beauty

>>2024389
CLOCKWORK

>The worlds largest jobber.

>>2024389
I've missed this

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>"The world's largest jobber" The Big Slow

RAM pulling out all the stops this week

dead crowd

>>2024389
Like clockwork

BEEG has really slimmed down for his WM match against Shaq. He looks good, for his size/age. He wears 380-410 pretty well, and according to his own words, its where he feels most comfortable in his own body.

>>2024389
what's the original story behind this?

ESTE RAW SERA UNA MIERDA. VAMONOS DE ACA MIS /SMACK/ HERMANOS.

>Rawtists show is so bad they get excited for Big Show

B A S E D
E
E
G

CROWD IS ELECTRIC AS FUCK

>big show in 2016

fuck off

lmao yet ANOTHER reason why SD is much better

>>2024375
They realize everyone makes fun of them for saying the subtitle every time as well? Why not just simply say "Roadblock."

It's like the In Your House's all over again...

>>2024424
a guy is jerking off to the big show

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Strowman BEEG feud when?

Wow, crowd is fucking dead

Oh shit Smacklads, we are in trouble. They brought out Beeg.

dead crowd

>>2024405
Sorry I'm not exactly marking out for Beeg or another repeat match from a full year ago

how does a crowd get this dead?

Part of what makes wrestling fun to watch (for me at least) is seeing new young guys like the Big Show come up and get a shot at impressing the crowd. I'm super pumped for this match

>crowd so dead it's like we're in japan

>>2024429
Yea because a 20 minute Kane v Harper match with Kane going over clean is so much better

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>>2024424

>he wasn't around for /sp/ threads

>>2024424
I want to know this, too

>>2024430
You might as well bring them back

IYH:TLC
IYH:Payback
IYH:beware the big dog

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>I don't like the Big Show

holy shit BEEG looks great

Dead fucking crowd.

>>2024165
slim giant?

I like when the crowd is really quiet. Super comfy

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Crowd its like Benoit's family, because it's dead

>>2024448
>>2024440
>>2024438
>>2024437
same fag

Oh, so Big Show's a heel now?

He's somehow even slower than he was before, despite the weight loss...

EL PUBLICO ESTA MUERTO PAPIS

I can't believe Braun GOATman is almost as heavy as Beeg now.

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Who /partypeacock/ here?

Beeg lost some pounds but forget to lift apparently

I wish Beeg could do his flippy shit on TV

>>2024389
Clockwork

no pop from the crowd, this is embarrassing

Crowd is dead.

>>2024451
Kinda like when you fuck your girlfriend?

>KO hiring people to wrestle for him

Should be his gimmick honestly

When are they gonna start the Beeg/Shaq feud

>>2024432
Should have been Beegs retirement match. Would put Braun even more over and would gain heat for taking him out of the WWE

>>2024425
no hay nada que ver en este timeslot, solo veo RAW mientras empieza Hannity

>>2024454
Raw doesn't have faces or heels. That's why no one besides y2j get reactions, no one knows what to do.

Such shitty writing desu, or laziness. Either way the product sucks.

>>2024456
De dónde eres hermano

Are smarkbusters good yes or no?

Haven't ever seen a crowd as dead as this

This crowd is on fire tonight

>>2024469
RAW no es bueno, crowd es muy merte

>>2024467
Kobe special guest referee

>>2024464
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a boyfriend (soon to be fiance) and no, we aren't very vocal in the bedroom

>this dead crowd

>>2024478
So you're gay.

>>2024389
Like
CLOCKWORK
L
0
C
K
W
O
R
K

El público está totalmente en silencio

>>2024475
To be fair, it's hard to get excited for Big show vs. Seth after the show opens with a KO roadblock end of the line promo

>Tfw its not even 30 mins in and Im already looking for something else to watch
RAW is fucking dreadful

>>2024478
fag

>>2024478
How big is dick?

BASED BEEEEEEG

honest question, how do the wrestlers hear the ref when the cord is this deafening?

BASED
BEEG

Why does Beeg have a neck beard?

>>2024478
I can change that. I'll make you scream of pleasure

SHOW FACE TURN

>Smackdownies so pathetic that they have to steal memes

Come up with something original, cucks

Why is BEEG so fucking based?

Are they at a normal sized arena? Have live shows downgraded to smaller arenas?
They are at some University

Holy shit, a Big Show match I actually enjoyed.
Good shit

>>2024476
Concuerdo, la crowd esta muerta.

>worst pedigree EVER

Beeg so tired he quits already kek

Why would Big Show voluntarily lose a match?

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>Fat ass can't pick up fat ass

>>2024496
theyve been doing shows at U of T in Austin forever

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>Big show turning again

>big show and Goldberg are the most over guys in the company

Move over new dimeless dandies
Based wcw

Seth needs a new finisher.

I didnt like the Pedigree when HHH did it. Its even worse when Rollins does it.

>>2024494
>SEETHING

>It's a Big Show face turn

>>2024496
Bro it's the Frank Erwin Center. I saw my first RAW there

>Record Lowens

Dansu! De Jump! Na Daibouken

>>2024499
gracias, senorita. mucho appeciato

wow, what a dead crowd

>>2024480
>>2024485
yes

>>2024486
below average, we've been into using hormones to get it smaller though

>>2024492
oh I'm sure

Here is the Big Show's best match of his career:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3D-_QmwXf8

>the world's largest athlete and the world's smallest penis getting along

based

>>2024502
To turn tweener, from tweener, after taking on a tweener.

>>2024504
Hm. Alright thanks.
>the state of that pedigree

>>2024515
retard

Dead ass crowd

Beeg switching from heel to face every week is funny as hell.

>>2024516
Kill yourself, degenerate queer.

Lel cruisercucks already got kicked off Raw

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People still watch this shit?

>>2024432
>>2024468
>Braun, Show, and Corbin get together and invade 205 Live destroying the whole roster .
>Reveal shirts calling themselves the "Huge World Order".

>>2024516
My god THAT is fucking homosexual.

Damn nearly 30 minutes already over, this shit is going by fast tonight

>76 posters

GALLAGHER ON RAW MY PENIS IS HARD

>>2024472
Sinaloa. fierro pariente

Based Jack is Based

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>>2024515
>Smackdownies spamming raw threads
+18

>>2024516
Good luck on disfiguring your future husband. All the best xoxo

dead crowd

GENTLEMAN JACK IS HERE BOYZ

BIG MONEY GALLAGHER

The Memerweight Division was a mistake

>>2024537

how can one person be so white?

Crowd's dead

Mini Sheamus?!

Pero que es este crowdio tan muerto?

>>2024537
So you think the crowd is hot tonight?

>>2024538
I'm the one on spiro, but thanks anyway

Crowd is absolutely dead

Is Jack /ourguy/?

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This pale brit would have a based gimmick, if he was maybe 2 feet taller and 100lbs heavier.
he looks like a small child

Where the fuckkkk is Tozawa. Go back to Dragon Gate, Stupid Jap

Tell me

Is this Pasty white ginger really a draw?

>>2024545

pretty sure jack is some how whiter

>tfw cant into ghost mode

Jacky boy!!!!

You know...I REALLY love the gimmick of Vaudevillains because I think 1920s Strongmen should be neat.

This Gentleman Jack guy could also be cool, because its basically the same thing but British.

The problem is Smarks EAT these gimmicks and make them worthless due to their need for everything to be about themselves and that rubs off on normies and normal marks would who normally be ok with these gimmicks if they perform in the ring good enough, but are too afraid to because of Smark pressure to follow them.

dead crowd.

I haven't heard a crowd like this since Rock vs Hogan WM X8

Based Corbin not letting these faggots to /smack/

>jack galla-im-with-her

Sereiously?

>>2024555
Sheamus? Of course not

Dead crowd

>>2024473
Yes watch them

>>2024555
Yes BMG brings the ratings, lad

Do Americans seriously call the Knick Knock Noggin Drop the "Tombstone Piledriver"?
Do Americans seriously call the dump a chump and land on your rump the "Stone cold stunner"?
Do Americans seriously call the behind the neck hit the deck the "DDT"?
Do Americans seriously call the lumbering lift-and-launch the "powerbomb"?

>send my mom a amazon link for the thing I want for Christmas
>she send me a Fuck you
thanks mom

>>2024561
Why do I get the feeling you are pulling my leg?

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>All these butthurt Smackneets bitter over not getting the legitimately athletic and entertaining cruiserweights.

D E A D
E
A
D

C R O W D
R
O
W
D

inb4 the earth shattering pop for based Jack

>>2024570
I laffed

>>2024569
Top fucking kek

Holy shit this dead crowd.

>>2024572
Fuck the cuckweights we've got Big Forearms Corbin

Este publico esta muy muerto papis que sucede?

>>2024570
>not buying your mom sexy lingerie for christmas and thus having a New Years Eve Romp

>commercial for a 3ds thats sold out everywhere

thanks Nintendo

Another shitty cruseigweight with no entrace attire and conedy version of some okd guy.

RAW in philly next week. I'm not even wasting my money.

>>2024584
how r u supposed to get her measurements

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>>2024572
>The literally whos
You aren't even trying

>>2024579

I'd be dead too if I was there. I tried tuning into the stream a few minutes ago and gave up right after seth vs. big show.

How in the fuck can anyone watch this terrible shite every week?

>JOBBER ENTRANCE

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>Raw

>>2024581
the guy looks pretty soft, but those forearms were popping last night. i was kinda surprised

Holy fuck this dead crowd LOL!

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What did they mean by this?

https://twitter.com/wwebige/status/805877600266702852

>Muslim vs Brit
I bet the Jews did this

>>2024581
Corbin should show up with the crowd eating popcorn while laughing at the memeweights for fun.

Holy shit....are they actually airing this match on RAW right now? I can hear echoes of normies talking.

>>2024588
>Not knowing you mothers bust size
If in doubt ask your dad

Dead crowd

>>2024594
>faggot vs mudslime
i wonder why...

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>purple ropes
>shake hands
this is fucking stupid

Jack Gallagher is horrendous

replay match?

>>2024594
Crows always dead for manlet pro wrestling.

based persian prince and gentleman jack

this crowd is peak Hogan levels of noise, it's unbelievable

>THE SAME EXACT MATCH

Even commentary is fucking bored

>X-Pac being anyone's idol

The crowd dead.

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>Based Jack Gallaher wowing even this smarky crowd

RAW got it all

Michael Cole's voice is excruciatingly annoying tonight

This show is fucking awful holy shit!

based daivari

>favorite wrestlers
>X-Pac

Fuck this clown

Some should tell the crowd that halloween was long ago and they can stop acting like they are dead

Serious question, why does this looked so based on CWC and look so shit now?

Based Jack waking the crowd up

how is that level of whiteness even allowed? its not fair brehs

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After Kendrick lost the belt everything went to hell

>xpac

Lmao fuck this guy

>>2024613
"no c'mon guess!"

just can the memerweight division already

>heroes are SCSA, Fuck Foley, and fucking X to the P-A-C

>>2024616
>literally who
I just see tiny sami zayn vs tiny mohammed hassan

>>2024629
What?

LMFAO is his finisher a fucking dropkick

Lmallllllloooooo

>>2024621
It's in Austin, hard to top someone shooting at you from a tower

I like this Jack Gallagher guy, i hope he becomes a major star.

So when's based Jack gonna win the cruiserweight title

Well this is gonna be a fucking quality feud

>muslim dominates a brit

kek

>>2024631
NEW
>>2024631
NEW
>>2024631
NEW
>>2024631
NEW

This crowd right now it is dead

wtf why is there a terrorist in the ring?

>UK immigration: The match

Sandnigger attacking a brit.

No suprise there.

>>2024634
No, his finish is a heel hook submission

That dude should be with the Vaudevillains.

If these two manlets fuse they'd form Sammy zain

>>2024634
In all fairness, that was a pretty brutal dropkick.

>>2024645
>>2024644
>>2024643
/pol/ as fuck. My brothers.

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>tfw you realise that gallagher is what a son between sami zZZzZZzayn and simon gotch would look like

>>2024662
Jokes on you, I'm a Chink

>>2024664
More like Sheamus and Simon Gotch

>again with rusev getting cucked angle

These two should just leave WWE. They keep playing these two.

Is Rusev gonna get cucked?