TLC: Tabkes, Ladders and Chairs + Taloong /smack/ GAMETHREAD #7

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SMACK WINS YET ANOTHA ONE DONT EVEN BOTHER AIRING RAW TOMORROW TAKE THE EARLY L

wtf is Danial's brain damage surfacing?

Where are they showing this live at? How is it that quite?

>>2021475
Raw is opening with a 20 minute Horse promo. RAM has no chance

>Ford's swerves on Westworld
>Now Ellsworth's swerve on TLC
WHAT A NIGHT TO BE WATCHING TV

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>>2021475
BASED

How bad will Ambrose fuck up Ellsworth?

That opening exchange between dbry and Renee was fucking hilarious

>>2021482
hes been hanging with foley

THE CHEEK THAT _______ THE _______.

aww eyes all puffy from tears of joy.
BasedBilss

>>2021477

I keep forgetting that Renee is dating Dean

I fucked renee in high school

Blissfu face turn!

>"Alexa, how does it feel to win the title?"
>"Honestly, I didn't expect it."
way to keep kayfabe, Bliss

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>bliss crying

I want to cum on Bliss eyes

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>Alexa

BASED EL RATO BLISS WORKING THE BECKETTY SPERGS INTO A SHOOT

>>2021486
I don't know but I would have been dead too if I was there. Shit was 2/10 pham. Main event was ok. 9/10 swerve

BLISS A CUTE

CUTE!!

> ywn comfort Bliss

Kill me please

m-muh wrestlefu :3

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12 PPVs worth of clean sweepers right here baby.

>bliss breaking character

/asp/ turning on bliss in 3... 2...

She's a rare beauty. My gf is jealous of my new crush.

At least she had the decency to not break character and cry in the middle of the ring, and instead saved it for this thing hardly anyone watches

Bliss is gunna make me cry, I love this bitch

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>this guy gets to plow her tonight

>>2021496

Man, non wrestling fans will never get why titles mean so much to wrestlers despite it being scripted.

Yeah ok what the fuck does nxt teach. How to break kayfabe and cry after you win a title? Jesus's christ

>alexa crying

uh isnt she supposed to be a heel dude

TURN HER FACE RIGHT NOW BRYAN

COME ON

>>2021512

Do it yaself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q

Jesus fucking christ how do you guys keep up with the shitposting and also watch the show? It's so hard to keep track of one or the other

>Tfw bliss is 2 cute

>>2021518

Your anime pillow isn't real

>This turn from crying qt back in character
wew lads
wew boner

BECKY BTFO

>>2021524

Natalya broke kayfabe worse

>>2021537
You wish

>Non-Horsewimmin holding main roster title
Feels good

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It's actually disgusting how many divas HHH is getting pegged by with/without Stephanie's knowledge.

>Literally booked her to win.

based bliss keepin kayfabe

How drunk is Daniel right now?

>>2021516
>most clean sweeps behind Backlash
Smackdown = predictable

>immediately turning back into heel mode naturally

holy SHIT bliss is too good of an actor for WWE

>started promo emotional
>restrains her emotions to resume her heel persona when appropriate

bliss is the best character in WWE (except based Miz)

Bliss within a 5 min promo, did a full face turn, then managed to turn heel towards the end and made it all believable. Holy shit is she deserving of the title.

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>Bliss and AJ won
best possible outcome

>>2021558
Too bad Miz gets no reactions

>>2021564

>>>/woo/

WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN?

>preshow
4/10
>Wyatts vs Slyno
7/10
>carmella vs nikki
5/10
>Ziggler vs Miz
7/10
>Corbin vs Kalisto
8/10 but fuck that rockbottom was very dumb
>Bliss vs Bekky
6.5/10
>Ambrose vs BMAJ
10/10. i really enjoyed the whole match

overall:7/10

here we go with the amazing revolutionary women speeches

Can Corbin get anymore based

>>2021558

Seek sex

MANLETS BTFO

>>2021572
>>>/wew/

BIG BANTER CORBIN

BASED CORBIN
IS HE /OURGUY/

>>2021578
manlets BTFO'd

BASED BARON DREW 100,000 AT MANIA

/OURGUY/

BASED CORBIN

MANLETS BTFO

>>2021548
Gaytch is such a fag.

When did Corbin become so good in mic?

He could be IC champion material soon

MANLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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SmackDown is SUCH a good show
back to based 2009 levels

BASE BIG CORBIN
BRYAN BTFO

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>>2021451
Based Big Bants Baron
And Sexy 1986 dress Renee

MANLETS SEETHING

REMINDER 6'3" IS THE NEW MANLET CUT OFF

DEAN MALENKO BTFO

>Corbin shitting on the kids

Talking Smack is a great way to help talent get over

>>2021597
>based 2009 levels

You need to be 18+ to post here you underage mark.

Ziggler should've won to feud with Corbin. Now they might feud in a boring no title program.

lol fuck Kalisto's little lucha heart

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FUCKING BASED

why does corbin sound alright here?

WTF I LOVE CORBIN NOW

>>2021609
>not liking a show that had Edge, CM Punk, John Morrison, Kofi, Jeff Hardy, Jericho, Rey Mysterio

dumbass

Did anyone get that Renee titty bounce at the beginning?

>smackdown has big banter corbin
>rawtists get Cass

nice >flagship show you got there

everyone deserves an opportunity but not EVERYONE deserves an opportunity in the main event c'mon man

I WILL MARK OUT HARD WHEN OUR GUY BARON WINS THE WORLD TITLE!

wtf where did this charisma come from

>>2021550
not as drunk as Renee

I'm kinda interested in seeing Corbin after a title.

Dbry is so meh at these things...

>>2021617
Not heavily scripted

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>>2021624

>Ripping your pants in the main event

You gotta be kidding me.

Baron should retire the undercarder

>>2021640
Don't pretend we all didn't want that to happen, because we did.

WITH A FRIGGIN BROKEN ASSHOLE

Does Daniel Cuckyan have a blood nose?

>>2021649

Sorry I'm not gay.

>>2021638
his job is basically to get BTFO and put other guys over

and to bury Raw

he's very good at it

>>2021653
Hittin that coke real hard post retirement.

ELLSWORTH

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And finally the stats screen
> Gregor secures his place in 2nd for most clean sweeps and closes in on my 6-time record
> Takfu and Bopman push the rest of the multi-time winners down into 4th place
> WWE TLC 2016 becomes the 3rd most clean sweepered PPV in history

Oh god this is not gonna be good

>>2021653
I was wondering if it was just my shitty stream quality or what, but his nose does look red.

BASED JAMES
4D MASTER CHESS PLAYER

>>2021640

That's just it though, AJ did that fucking spot with the chairs, we all shit theb ed, the we noticed his pants were ripped and AJ still manage to overpower the memes with the 450 splash.

EAW simply has no one as good as AJ.

oh shit, DBry is going to make fun of AJ's pants ripping on talking smack

HE HAS ARRIVED

>>2021653
Based Corbin making Manlets to bleed only with his mic skills

>>2021653

>Cuckyan

Is he your new step dad?

>>2021660
literally who care

base logic

holy shit based stupid and naive ellsworth

We will witness AJ murder Ellsworth on TV
What a time to watch wrestling lads

>>2021670
How does he do it?

Oh fuck this is perfect.

Ellsworth is delusional.

How the fuck is Ellsworth a better talker than 90% of the WWE roster

>>2021675
>What a time to watch wrestling lads

18+

based Ellsworth!

This poor bastard

UNIVERSAL TITLE BTFO

What's Ellsworth saying

FAT OWENS FAT BTFO

>stupid universal champion
LICORICE STRAP BTFO

Well can't argue with that logic.

holy shit ellsworth is fucking killing me not giving a FUCK

Daniele blowing raw and ko the fuck out

>>2021686
He did it because he truly believes he can beat AJ because he beat him 3 times.

He thinks Dean won't care.

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fucking state of ellsworth

>RAW jobber is a star on smackdown

My sides!

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>Ellsworth

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Renee looks fucking delicious tonight

>that fat black dude in the front row

>>2021697
better than faggy jericho managing owens vs sef for the upteenth time + Roman

Holy shit

Ellsworth going 3-0 against AJ was actually thought out it seems

Pretty good booking. This should lead to the end of the AJ-Ambrose-Ellsworth feud, maybe a triple threat, that will have AJ win

Then we get our Royal Rumble winner challenging AJ

Based ellsworth playing intergalactic chess and everyone else is playing checkers

How do they calculate the trajectory of the Ladder falling so Ambrose definitely hits the tables?

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>>2021697
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN

>>2021679
He knows his role, The Rock called him a jabroni and Ellsworth said I'm a Chinese jabroni

>>2021708
>Ellsworth going 3-0 against AJ was actually thought out it seems

this is the best part. i love they actually gave ellsworth character too.

based smack

>yfw James Ellsworth is an actor paid by BMJ to piss off AJ and Dean while he's away

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>>2021702
>not machop

>>2021711
Practice, and you can always tell when a spot like that is coming cause they always put the ladder in some weird ass spot that isn't directly under the title

>>2021708
>was actually thought out

Get worked mark

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>>2021711

>>2021719
>Quagsire
>Oblivious

>>2021713
Let's see Roadcock end of the ratings be a better show than this, rawtard.

>>2021716
Fuck autocorrect, this is supposed to be chinless

Hey whatever happened to that Mika Mizanan guy

THE MIZ IS BACK!

BASED MIZ

BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ BASED BIG HEEL MIZ

>"Are you in the locker room?"

RENEE BTFO

>>2021719
>>2021725
dumbfucks, his ability is Unaware

>The two Angelic-looking French-Canadian girls aren't licking each other's pussies out like crazy right now
What a shame.

LAZY HACK

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>>2021697
>WCW jobber is a star in WWE

SEETHING 2.0 LETS GO

NIGGA WE SHOOTING

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Based Miz

Why is Talking /Smack/ so comfy and better than /Raw/ Talk?

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>even talking smack is better than RAW

im scared

Oh fuck man.

BRYAN SEEEEEEETHING

Do miz and dcry really hate each other?

FUCK YES

TALKING SMACK IS THE BEST

MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ

CUT THE MICS THEY'RE SHOOTING CUT THE MICS DAMMIT

Miz fucking losing it on DB on Talking Smackdown and vice versa is the single best thing about wwe everywhere.

APOLOGIZE

This is a really good episode of Talking Smack, lol, even Maryse is throwing shade.

Senior Joe WHEN?

>Bryan wants to say "If I didn't draft you, you'd be doing sketches with Titus and the Shinning Stars!"

>>2021750
No, they're actually friends.

>GOING OFF THE AIR
LMAO WHY

BASED FUCKING MIZ

>Talking Smack is better than RAM

You can't make this shit up

>I had to fill in for you

W-wasn't that Mike Mizanin, though? W-what?

SHUT IT DOWN

>>2021750
Looks like it.
I felt Miz was genuinely jealous when Bryan came up in 2010 and he was forced to be his mentor

Maryse is having a fucking ball

THEYRE WORKING EACH OTHER TOO HARD

>>2021756
>>2021756
>>2021756

THEY ACTUALLY SHUT IT DOWN LEL

CUT THE FEED
CUT THE FEED

> they started shooting hard and had to go off the air

>>2021764
Kek

CUT THE MICS

>going off air

was this a work or a shoot

>STREAM CUT OFF
FUCK

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this segmentg rite now

>ending it there W H Y

FUCK YOU WWE!!!!! I REALLY WANTED TO WATCH THIS!

AAAAAAAAAAH, CUT OFF

what happened? shoot? the cut it? what happened

Why would you cut off just as it is getting good?

STAHP STAHP DAMMIT THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER AGAIN
ACHOO

They have to have a match.

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SHUT IT DOWN

Miz is so good he's in the funniest episode of UpUpDownDown ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w76oruSg8Yk&t=762s

Oy vey, shut it down!

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>>2021660

why are you so autistic?

SHUT DOWN

>>2021796
>watching video game youtube channels
kys

>>2021750
it's a 5 year old storyline

probably the longest running storyline involving an active wrestler

Why would they cut the feed?

Fuck god dammit.

>>2021750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_Ic8bTyDU

>>2021803

UUDD is great because everyone gets proper into it

>>2021810

They ran out of time

>>2021810
so autistic marks would think it's a shoot

and it worked, judging by this thread

>>2021796
>funniest episode of UpUpDownDown ever
But that isn't the episode where Rollins gets caked and then Renee walks into shirtless Rollins in the bathroom

>>2021807

As seen in this GOAT promo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU

So who enjoyed SEETHING 2.0?

>>2021824
I liked HACK

>>2021823

Whatt he fuck episode was that?

All I know is is I fucking lost it when Miz asked Xavier Woods for another match and Kofi started chanting "That mani sa fool!"

>Bryan SEETHING so hard the feed got cut

>>2021840

>The Miz
>AJ
>BMJ

Smackdown is so fucking lucky

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I'm reposting this here to make sure all of my fans can see it.

I'm sorry guys. I just . . . I don't know what happened. Maybe my gems need more time to fully recharge, maybe inference from Russian hackers interfered with my connection to the eighth dimensional time wave, or maybe the fuses on some of my world famous boomballs just got a little wet and couldn't burn properly.

Either way, I am really embarrassed to call myself Trooth Bombz right now, which is something I never imagined myself being able to say.

But, I know I can do better at Road Block. I can be the board regular you all expect me to be. I can be the board regular that you all deserve. I will forgive myself and I hope you all can too. Four out of six predictions is not a total loss. I plan on exercising hard and eating healthy bowl of Booty O's every day and returning more powerful than I have ever been before. We can do this, friends. I have learned my lesson well.

A man cannot return after over a year of absence and without any preparations but still expect perfect results. That was the real Trooth Bomb© tonight.

>Trooth Bombz!
>BOOM!
>Trooth Bombz!
>BOOM!

>Jerigoat

>Braun Strongman: The man responsible for turning Chince McMahon into a star

>Based THE Brian Kendrick

RAW is the GOAT show

>>2021812
>no miz, miz he is better than you

based fucking regal

>>2021812

Miz and Bryan went a long, long way, shit.

>>2021812

What, Bryans buries Cole pretty hard there.

>>2021850
Podesta is the creepiest fuck in existence.

>>2021522
>Carlton
scum

>these """"""""""people"""""""""" getting worked

Miz and Bryan have no heat against each other, their shoot feud has been going for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVYBhWpwT70

>>2021872
Cole was heel at the time and spent the whole time Bryan was on screen shitting on him. This is the same Cole that had that shit match against King.

>>2021880
/tiges/?

>>2021849
BMJ has been gone for a while, and they wasted BMM and BMAJ in bad feuds. BMM v.s. BMAJ to unify the titles