I AM THE TABLE
STOP
those fake punches
>>2020544
have sex
> ywn have a gf as qt as Bliss
First smackdown event I've watched in months and the crowd is dead
Kek
>>2020544
first for big dog
>>2020544
really waiting that meme
I fucking love Becky's 'Straight Fire!' sequence, but she never gets to do it uninterrupted anymore.
This is so fucking boring
CROWD CAN EAT A DUCK
>>2020544
Stop making your weaboo threads you spastic
>DDT yourself onto table
Fucks sake
based
rate each match so far.
When will waifu nu-males be banned from this board like they are from /tv/?
holy fucking shit ow
Just skip to the part where it ends please lol
>camera zooms in as bliss asks if lynch is okay
Welp that guy lost his job
Damn that was actually a pretty great ddt spot
>>2020576
Can't keep up with thread that well. Send me (You)s if my Blissfu wins.
>>2020574
I dont, it means we have to listen to her
FIGHT FOREVER
Lynch wins, you can all go take a piss now
I wish I was that table leg
>>2020590
(You)
Who has the tighter boipussi?
>>2020594
Alexa is winning bud.
HHH booked her to win.
>>2020598
The ref
>this match is still going
here comes a meme
>>2020598
Why do I get the impression you're a fat NEET who watches anime all day?
1st for Undertaker will attack BMAJ after the ME, setting up Taker vs AJ at Royal Rumble and then WWE Champ Taker vs Royal Rumble Winner Cena at Wrestlemania
JUST END THE MATCH REEEEEEEEE
Holy shit this is boring
>>2020605
Where do you think you are?
BASED BLISS
>>2020591
The way she screams aftert he clotheslines/dropkick and shouts "Straight Giya!" has more energy in it then anything in this entire PPV so far.
womens wrestling was a mistake
bring back divas
Dead crowd
Whole night
Dead crowd
>>2020601
Speaking of Haitch, did that shit on that terrible other show that made KO champion ever get explained? It's been, what, 4 or 5 months now?
>garbage match
>garbage ending
GOAT GOAT MOTY MOTY
FYCKING WHAT
>>2020590
>Cena winning a third RR
Not happening anon.
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
BASED BLISS WORKING THE SMARKS
BASED
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>>2020618
Yeah that happened
POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO POTATO BTFO
WAIFUS ARE CHAMPIONS NOW
yeeeeaaaaaaaa booooiiii
BLISS
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
wut wut wut
>>2020615
Seek sex
BLISS!!!!!
WEW LAD
BECKETTY BERRIED
I'm now fully erect
>Based bliss
Pawa bomb!
Reee when will i get powerbombed by a qt
B E S T G I R L W I N S
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Another shitty, sudden ending.
FUCK there goes my clean sweep
>Bliss wins
>Irish
>White
Well, that escalated quickly!
The crowd didn't even react to the finish. They didn't know it was over. The state of smackdown wow
Crowd is dead
>>2020609
You only think it's boring because you're a dummy, these ladies are making history right now
>Bliss wins
I love it when Heels have EVERY TITLE in WWE
>becketty
>>2020614
lol ill give you that one, you got it
>THAT ENDING
>>2020590
BLISS IS CHAMP
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THE STATE OF BECKETTY
>cried at TLC
>Becky gets powerbombed through a table
>back on her feet before Bliss is even out of the ring
way to sell, Becky
POTATO FAMINE BLESS
WE DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
blissfag must be so happy
smiling at his waifu from heaven
HEEL BECKY INCOMING
>>2020617
No he didn't.
But he loves booking his waifus to win. This was written on the wall a long time. He just praises Alexa Bliss on twitter shamelessly.
>"I'm upset with you putting the mic in my face right now"
>continues talking
>becketty crying AGAIN
l m f a o
literally most autistic wrestler in the company
Absolutely Based
is blissfag still around?
>f-fok off
>>2020620
Gonna be honest, I at least had my attention held in this match more than that fucking Heck in a Kek match.
Not that that says much. But at least this one had Bliss!
>>2020617
>slow build.
BASED BLISS
WEBM PLS
I missed it
;_;
>not doing the sparkle moonsault through a table
CRY BABY
Thank Christ they took it off Becky.
inb4 APOLOGIZE
>>2020544
All Hail the tight boypucci, well-hung thicc cock'd Champ Queen.
Wot de heiul es dees sloot sayen
>>2020658
Did he legit die? He always looked malnourished
Wew Becky is salty.
> 30 people eliminated
20 out of 148 remain.
Potato on suicide watch
>>2020645
Because it came out of nowhere, where's the suspense? It felt like a botch.
>Tell chumps on here that Alexa is booked to win
>They don't believe me
That was the gayest shit I've ever seen
>>2020647
Roman Reigns
Rich Swann
Sasha Banks
Technically New Day, they're definitely turning heel though
>Smackdown Women Titles picture is now worst than RAW
Wonderful. There is 0 people for Alexa to feud with.
>anthony and eva literally drawing no dimes
>>2020654
Add it to the list!
Welp, atleast we can use this meme again
>marrying a crack whore
>implying a wrestling fan will ever find love
>kay jewelry gets plugged into wwe
This dude did well for himself
What a straight fire match!
Match of the year contender????
>>2020680
>Not a single dime
Let's fucking go!
>Actually able to maintain kayfabe instead of turning her first title win into a crying hugfest with the whole women's locker room
I like our new champion already
Holy shit this blatant Jew Kaye commercial
>>2020642
Imagine not betting on Alexa knowing that they need a heel so they finally put the belt onto the closet thing they have to a female draw
Was hoping for Twisted Bliss through a table but fuck it. Just happy for Blissfu.
Becketty BTFO
HOLY CRINGE
which one of you was this
>>2020684
>It felt like a botch
The perfect description for smackdown live
>marrying a girl with tumblr hair
>trying to sow the seeds for Nattie being some covert, backstabbing heel
>show multiple videos throughout the PPV showing her taking some schlub and helping him buy an engagement ring and encouraging him to pop the question
Marketing and creative really don't talk to each other, do they?
>>2020680
Everyone left voted for AJ. If he loses, no clean sweep.
>>2020674
How Long until Nikki gets it?
Does she have to squash Natalya first?
>Kay's jewellery
>Implying men who watch children's mandrama have girlfriends
>>2020647
I don't think the Wyatt family are heel
Becky nooooo
Oh shit! It happened! That was a good match. I don't give a fuck about the crowd. Kinda sucks for Becky though. Think a nice reign was needed for her and the belt but Alexa must've really impressed a lot of people in the back. Well deserved.
>Cena hosting the Fuck Donald Trump show
Might watch
>>2020581
Pre-show 10-man tag team match: 4/10
Slater/Rhyno vs. Wyatt Family: 3/10
Nikki Bella vs. Carmella: 5/10
The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler: 8/10
Baron Corbin vs. Kalisto: 7/10
Becky Lynch vs. Alexa Bliss: 4/10
This whole PPV is pretty ass so far.
>>2020689
>Roman not a tweener
>Cruiserweights mattering
>Sasha not a heel in face's position
>New Day cheats every match
BMJ hosting SNL
>JEWelry advertisement in wrestling
>>2017395
>Becketty is going through a table.
WHO CALLED IT.
>>2020689
Man those are some shitty "faces"
>Kay promoting that on a show watched by kids and virgin manbabies who will never leave their parents' basements.
Yeah, I don't think their marketing department is good.
BECKETTYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Cena better delivers a AA to the whole SNL crew
Smackdown with all heel champions how based
>>2020719
>That was a good match.
You wouldn't know what a good match was if it came upto you and introduced itself to your face
much deserved. congratz Alexa
#TeamBliss
Is there going to be a BMJ SNL gamethread?
>guy brings his girlfriend to the ring.
>"there's only one way to make sure we can experience this for a lifetime."
>gets down on one knee.
>ties his shoe.
>works his mark gf.
>dean amrose getting booed
LMFAO
>>2020727
Every betting site on the internet mate
>>2020721
tag team was a normal tag match, No Gore through table.
Fucking Booking
>mfw ellsworth comes in again
>>2020722
A heel is not a tweener
>I-it doesn't count because I don't like it!
She's a face, a terribly booked one
They haven't fully turned heel yet if they keep pandering to the crowd
>>2020720
Found the cuck guys
>tfw no potato gf
>>2020718
>>2020736
Make it yourself
>>2020663
>tfw 1 loss kills my clean sweep
>>2020601
How many times have you crushed that puss, paul?
Can a TLC match be won by pinfall or submission or do you have to climb a ladder?
>my 2nd clean sweep ruined by nikki bella
>>2020727
Wow, you predicted that one of the two possible outcomes would happen.
>>2020544
Got anymore of these images besides the OP's from the last few threads?
I like how Becky had to quickly correct herself that she wasn't mad at the woman with the mic, to keep up the babyface act.
>>2020690
Umm...Nikki....or natty...or a multi girl feud. Could book anything now.
>>2020755
This
Fucking skank
>>2020736
Seek sunlight
>>2020744
Is there Talking Smack after this?
>>2020751
VICTORY IS WITHIN MY GRASP
>>2020755
Then it's not a clean sweep.
>>2020714
Good eye.
It's going to be 20 vs. 0. If Ambrose wins, this will be the first time in 11 straight PPVs we will have no winner. All or nothing!
>tfw getting my 4th cleansweep
>>2020752
Well you see pal, here's the thing....
Becky is great. I don't know what you guys are talking about.
>>2020743
Crusierweight title DO NOT MATTER as normal guys on the roster dont fight for it.
CW might as well be an NXT title or a completely different promotion.
I just got home and can't watch from the beginning on the network, how the fuck do I watch it?
>>2020768
Good thing all the janetties are losing tonight.
>AJ shows on the screen
Yaaaay
>Deanetty shows on the screen
Booooo
What did they mean by that?
>>2020744
>cuck
>still using that word
please seek sex
>>2020754
Usually Ladder, but there are TLC matches that are Pinfall/submission.
but this one is definitely ladder.
Whoever pointed out that there's a monitor under the ring, implying a Joe debut... it's obviously for Ellsworth.
>>2020771
Shes hot, she's okay in the ring.
But this is /asp/ and all that matters is cutting promos.
Bitch cant cut a promo
>>2020777
Deanetty is now hated by Kek himself
Deanetty BTFO
>>2020774
>he doesn't have $9.99
That Styles Clash on Ellsworth still makes me cringe considering how close it fucking was to Ellsworth being dead
"Hey.....bastard!"
>>2020780
aw sonuvabitch
The champ is coming out last for once
>>2020744
gain height faggot
>Deanetty booed
The promo package was pretty cool
>>2020764
Post a picture of yourself expecting for me to be insulted.
Go marry your libtard gf in a live event ring you cuck
99-00 and Undertaker returns
Evens and Ellsworth costs AJ
Odds and Ellsworth costs Ambrose
ZERO POP DEANETTY
>>2020787
Shouldn't have tucked his non-existent chin in
>>2020768
>all AJ
>Uncle Deano wins
>mfw i can't for the aftermath
>>2020737
>Piledrivers her
>botches and breaks her neck
>Doctors say she'll never be cleared to wrestle again
>>2020754
If title isn't involved then it's usually pinfall/sub unless it's a contract or something
What happened to Cena's stake in this?
>>2020720
Cuck Cena
>>2020680
ALEXA BLISS RUINED MY CLEAN SWEEP
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>>2020804
Cena is winning the title at mania
CARTER BTFO
>>2020797
You were so close, I'll take an Ellsworth turn, though.
>yfw samoa joe probably debuts
>>2020786
Blows my mind too. If I can afford a mortgage, a car, and $50-100 worth of drugs every day, I think you can afford wwe network. I'm not rich.
This is so much worse than last year's tlc what the fuck
>>2020804
He had to host that reality TV show. He'll be back for the Rumble and the Military shows next week.
Talking Smack looks based
>>2020780
i was only memeing lad, it's there for every event, part of the ring setup
Oh hey Dean found the old jacket
When was the last Time he had it?
based big pop Deano
Im impressed how AJ built up this heel persona so easily. I already forgotten his face run.
>>2020778
Hi, Cuck!
Webm of the bliss finish yet?
2:1 odds Elworth gets involved
5:1 Undertaker comes out to challenege AJ
8:1 Undertaker comes out to fuck up Dean for betraying Team Smackdown Live
>>2020780
Taker will show up to deal with Dean for costing Team Smanckdown at SS. Ellsworth will try to make the same, double chock slam.
>>2020787
Based AJ botching his own finisher to save lives, I honestly don't know any other wrestler that would have noticed Ellesworth going full retard in time, let alone mid fucking finisher.
BMAJ
>>2020774
No I pay for it, but the farthest I can go back is the IC title match and I can't figure out what to do
AJ's bulge is pretty amazing tonight.
>>2020663
She can throw me through a table any day
That video package was 95% of Dean kicking AJ's ass so AJ must be winning
>>2020796
>Absolutely ass blasted
ALRIGHT /asp/ - FIRST DOUBLES PREDICT THE MATCH'S ENDING
>>2020823
Heel AJ is the best AJ.
>>2020833
>heels won tags
>heel defended IC
>heel won womens
Not sure about this booking to be honest with you lads
I mark out so much when AJ bounces of the ropes
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2020835
Wait until it's over
Boooooooooooooo!
>>2020845
Are the Wyatt's heels?
WWE REALLY likes to crap all over Becky Lynch it would seem. This feud did nothing but make her look like a total joke and a loser.
FULL METAL MAYHEM MATCH, LADS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy shit deanetty btfo
>>2020841
It ends by me fucking your mom
>>2020845
>nikki bella is the only face to win
>>2020843
he's been great in WWE so far but gaijin AJ is GOAT
Big Dog is the only Shield member that's over.
>Booing Ambrose
Check yourselves.
Man, boos for everyone.
>>2020845
Nothing wrong with this and wyaats are pretty neutral
>>2020768
>>2020768
The realization just kicked in that I'm this close clean sweeping this bitch. Surreal
>>2020825
AJanetty has never drawn a single dime.
>those boos on Ambrose
>>2020845
And the heel will likely defend the World Championship. What are Smackdown thinking?
>>2020858
Blame her mic skills.
>>2020837
Gay community is out.
>>2020856
Are Rhyno and Heath?
>>2020837
Faggot!
It's Phenomenal!
>Deanetty getting booed
LEL BASED BIG DOG
>>2020858
She made Nia tap at SS. That was Nia's only real defeat since getting called up.
>>2020841
JOEY SAMOEY TURNS IT INTO A NO CONTEST
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR THEM
>>2020858
>waifufag seething
Ambrose's offense is so shit
http://educationslearn.com/gov/dshop.php?result8=
Turn on adblocker and enjoy some free streaming of TLC anons
Fuck everyone booing Ambrose. This needs to be the end of the feud though. Gonna get sick of seeing these two fight otherwise
>>2020841
How about TRIPS
Undertaker will reveal himself to AJ after he wins to set up Royal Rumble.
>yfw Taker returns after the main event.
>>2020880
That's got nothing to do with anything. The Wyatt's aren't really heel or face, they're just themselves.
>>2020837
>>2020872
>being a loser
>still being this mad about losing
Is this finally a match where Ambrose can shine with his hardcore shtick?
>>2020841
James Ellsworth
> MFW Gregor get's his 4th clean sweep and makes it that much closer to my record
Does JBL think before he says anything?
Who has the tighter boipussi?
>>2020893
>yfw Taker returns at Main Event
Becky goes away for a little while (her promo was like a "I need to take some time to reassess" deal), in the meantime Nikki beats Bliss for the title after going through Nattie, who maintains she didn't attack Nikki. Becky returns in a pissed off "I'm back" mode to reveal she took out Nikki and wants her title back at Wrestlemania.
>>2020887
I never really understood his popularity.
Some of his promos are good but his in ring is pretty shit. His look is a lazy CAW
>>2020866
This
>>2020906
GayJ
Vince decides to swerve everyone by hiring Christopher Daniels instead of calling up joe
how hard do you mark?
>>2020906
The gay community
>>2020897
THE GAY COMMUNITY?
>>2020903
Are you sweeping Steve?
>>2020781
We've said this before and WE WILL ALL SAY IT Again. Becky is the best female promo period. Nobody puts in as much emotion as she does into promos.
>>2020903
HAVE SEX
>>2020903
Just make your predictions the same as his and you'll never have to be concerned again
>>2020768
>if Ambrose wins, this will be the first time in 11 straight PPVs we will have no winner. All or nothing!
>>2020908
>reveal she took out Nikki
but for what purpose?
>>2020897
What's this gay community thing about a jab towards bullet club?
>>2020912
Only if he and Kaz become the Los Conquistadores
>>2020906
>>2020917
>we
>>2020845
yeah it's almost like they want faces to chase the belts so that they endear themselves to the crowd......or something gay like that
>>2020903
Careful, this is my 4th as well
This will end like in the Summer Slam 2009 TLC ME where CM Punk stood over Jeff Hardy after winning, the bell tolls/lights go out, and Undertaker's underneath Punk when the lights come on.
Except replace Punk with Styles and etc.
Screencap this.
>>2020915
Na'h, Carmella fucked me.
>>2020866
>Reigns
>Over
Why do you continue to be contrarian solely for the sake of it? Sad!
>>2020921
No, AJ was once on a radio show and a caller asked him how he felt about his large following in the gay community. AJ responded "the gay community!?" really incredulously.
>>2020921
In an interview a caller mentioned that AJ was a big icon in the gay community and AJ was a bit taken aback
Imagine James Ellsworth and The Undertaker making small talk under the ring. Because that's what's happening right now.
>>2020903
Seek companionship
>>2020931
>>>/wew/
>>2020866
Yup
Vince was right all along, like always
>>2020928
What's your name?
>>2020923
imagine daniels sadat uniform made by the wwe
also kek @ doing a garbage can spot after KOR and Cole
>>2020906
Back in the day the 'trashcan overt he wrestlers top half' spots had them dent the fuck out of the trashcan with attacks, Dean didn't even do shit.
>>2020941
>Tfw tied with third along with a bunch of jobbers
>>2020941
the "most participants in one PPV" stats is all fucked up
>Humiliating the Best Wrestler In The World by having him lose to a jobber repeatedly for the lels
>Putting him inside a garbage can
Fucking hell
>>2020900
>He thinks I'm a American
>>2020941
fucked it by using different names each time
>>2020946
>>/woo/
>>2020942
What did the referee give to Ambrose?
So chair shots to the head are back?
Or is it just for tonight?
why does ambrose run like such a homo?
>>2020955
>>>/wew/
>>2020935
>ywn sit underneath the ring with your childhood legend, Undertaker, cozily chit-chatting and watching the show on a tiny monitor, waiting for your cue
man ellsworth really made it
>>2020941
>>2020928
>>2020903
a little too perfect
>>2020841
AJ wins and Broken Matt Hardy appears to set up a match at Royal Rumble, so The Day of the New can appear at TND
>>2020937
So you're admitting that you're only saying reigns is over because wew says he isn't
Good God man.
DEAN BTFO
>>2020960
Prosthetic leg from his CZW days
>>2020941
>tfw I would have three if I had no used a different name every time
>>2020964
Lol just imagining small as fuck james under there with Taker all cozy as fuck yet awkward makes me smile
>>2020949
Fixed.
>>2020941
How do you participate in these things?
>>2020966
>Just days after Returning to a fucking huge pop at ROH
Based Matt working the feds
Holy fuck!
AJ is so good
>ajs booty meat peeking through
>AJ's ass showing
THE GAY COMMUNITY?
AJ STYLES CATERING TO HIS LARGE FOLLOWING IN THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>2020947
Because it was a real trash can not the plant metal can, he had to pull the bag of trash out to use it.