TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs GAMETHREAD #4

Primero para el lobo solitario basado

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>>2020180

First for Trump

>>2020180
jajajajajajaj

THE SOUND OF SILENCE

LUCHA LUCHA

KALISTO
>Power: 1245
>Toughness: 1510
>Charisma: 1635
>Speed: 1740

CORBIN:
>Power: 1785
>Toughness: 1760
>Charisma: 1375
>Speed:1350

Corbin will BTFO Kalisto.
WE /tg/ NOW

>>2020180
jajajajaja>>2020189

Based Lone Wolf

that spot wasnt bad

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Bryan brings in an even bigger monster in Samoa Joe to take the title off Miz. Joe turns out to be worse than Miz and it backfires on Bryan. You're welcome.

Cucklisto looks hella gay, yo

Just started watching. How's it going?

im enjoying this match

>>2020202
Nice Palindrome

>>2020197
I missed the stats, they actually had numbers like this??

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Kallisto will win, mark my digits

>kailsto could literally have any gimmick since he wears a mask
>lucha lucha

Sick Deep Six

>>2020205
pretty boring and dead crowd

The crowd is actually dead kek

>>2020197
What's Based Big Dog's power level?

>>2020205
How many times are you going to keep saying this?

Bryan's retirement is a work.

>>2020209
I think it's their supercard stats

>>2020211
Im tired of luchdores they are retarded. Are we going to see less of them now that Trump is president?

>The lone autism

>>2020180
Que buena papi

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Nice shots of Kalisto boipussy tonight lads

>This dead crowd for a PPV
>We are the A show

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>i'm missing westworld for this shit

>>2020217
Until wrestling gets good again

Kalisto gonna fuck up my predictions aint he

Comfy watch on a tablet, no freezing like on my laptop.

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>>2020220

>>2020197
JAMES ELSWORTH
> Power: 13
> Toughness: 4
> Charisma: 1732
> Speed: 46

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>>2020216
don't have BIG DOG yet, so here's BMJ

Dead ass crowd.

>>2020204
remember when they wanted to give him a gay hairdresser gimmick?

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>>2020225
>I missed Ash vs Evil Dead, Blunt Talk, and Walking Dead

>>2020228
Im in Bolivia and Im not having problems watching on a laptop. How poor are you?

Surprised Mauro hasn't thrown something out like...

"This Dallas crowd tonight is dead like former President of Cuba Fidel Castro!"

>>2020202
Oh snap didn't realize he dropped the title

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>I'm missing the walking dead for this

>those stats

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at TLC

>>2020225

>Missing a good finale for a trash PPV

>>2020236
>Walking Shit

Neck yourself, buddy

>>2020225
great now we're going to get spoilers, thanks anon

im kinda enjoying this

I literally didn't even know TLC was today until now.

this match its actually doing better than miz/ziggler

Botchlisto

>>2020242

It's OK you can be lonely still and enjoy something else

How do we make Kalisto not so fucking generic?

>stick with a simple mask design and no neon colors
>change finisher to something more flashy and memorable like something from the top rope
>new distinct music, no more LU-CHA shit

>actually watching television outside of wrestling and /sp/

Why is kalisto wearing a cock flag?

>>2020216
If going by SuperCard standards, all we know is his higher stats will be Power and Toughness.

>>2020232
This is from season 1 you fucking retard.

> that qt

feelsbadman

The chick in the flannel shirt was qt

>>2020250

I actually just tuned in a few minutes ago.

>Baron vs. Kalisto

Why wasn't this on the pre-show?

So who's gonna eat it on the pile of chairs

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>>2020245

Surely putting a chair on his body before landing on it is like putting his knees up for you to land on and fuck yourself.

>>2020255
>How do we make Kalisto not so fucking generic?

He's a fucking luchadore, generic is the defining characteristic.

>>2020263
Its pretty good so far.

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>>2020261
This desu

This match is pretty good actually.

>>2020263
this match is pretty awesome so far though

>>2020197

agi/dex will BTFO str/vit

GOD DAMN

>>2020261
>>2020262
pic? i missed it

BALLGAME

>>2020251
What PPV are you watching? This is easily the worst match so far.

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>>2020242
>twd

Chair > Face every time

> chair shot to head

Fined for 10 million goodbye Corbin

rock bottom urself on top of the chairs my man

Chair face shot? I thought that was banned

Unironically go downstairs to make a sandwhich and this match is still going. wtf is this

>Rock bottom yourself into a pile of chairs
>Win

At least Alexa Bliss is taking the title off Becketty

BASED

>>2020281
No it isn't, it's the second best and close.

What have I missed?

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Jesus christ

RIP Kalisto

This match is great! Probably the best so far besides Miz and Ziggler. And I would say its pretty sub par with that match!

Based Corbin will Rock Bottom himseld on top of chairs.

I like this match

>giving yourself a rock bottom on chairs

>rock bottoming yourself on chairs

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That retard just rock bottomed himself onto a pile of chairs

El basado lobo solitario ha ganado

>rock bottomed himself on the chairs

Now all I need is the potato skirmisher to win to lock in my sweep

HOLY FUCK!

>Rock bottom yourself onto some chairs
>Win

Which manlet will Corbin crush next?

>no qt Baron Corbin/Kane feud.

>>2020304

Alexa is winning buddy. HHH said so on twitter.

>>2020292
Orton and Wyatt are the new tag team champs
Nikki beat Carmella
turns out Natalya had attacked Nikki at Survivor Series
Miz retained the IC title
Corbin just beat Kalisto

>>2020309
[spoiler]Styles[/spoiler]

You go Corbin. Get your finish over.

Did this dude rock bottom himself on a bunch of chairs to win

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>>2020167
>Chairshot to the head
>2016
>Follwed by a DDT on a chair
Jesus Christ he's either killed or about to Double benoit

MOTN, calling it now

I hate chairs matches nowadays because it's so blatant that they're not trying to hit each other in the head, which would obviously be the most effective move.

>>2020309
Daniel Cryan

>>2020311
Source?

whos feuding miz next?

What's baron corbin's gimmick?

Oh Fuck. Its the battle of the Waifus now.

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is corbin /ourguy/?

BTFOing the spics?

>>2020320
Twitter

>>2020312
>actually replying to Broken Reddittor seriously
rock bottom yourself lad

>>2020239
I usually have 30 or so tabs open.

>>2020321
The smiling black guy!

>>2020325
Yes

>>2020321
zayn

>>2020325
>>>/pol/

>>2020321
Dean? What other faces they got?

So when are we gonna start playing supercard?

>>2020320

On his twitter he always brings up about how Alexa is the next big star. Literally never said it about someone else.

Baron "Midget Killer" Corbin

>>2020326
>Make a claim
>Can't prove it
>Ok guy
Post a picture of said tweet

>>2020336
RIGHT NOW

>>2020336
Already do man, I'm WrestleMania tier

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>>2020325

Seek sunlight Kevin

>Natalya interview
GOAT modern era PPV instantly turned into WOAT PPV

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> 7 people eliminated
50 out of 148 remain.

Time for the women's title then, can say I've enjoyed every second of Becky's reign if this is it!

>2 weeks from Sunday

>>2020336

Are you a moron? Do you think it's a new game or something?

>>2020334

Trump is actually /wwe/

His kayfabe power level is leader of the free world tire though so we all know he's going over.

>>2020348
kys BLWG

NEW MARVEL VS CAPCOM 4 CHARACTERS REVEALED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND MORGAN GET HYPED FAGGOTS LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udJXP1qjfUM

>>2020321
heath slater

I literally don't even know what incident they're talking about in this storyline

>>2020312
>Orton and Wyatt are the new tag team champs
FUCK, WYATT ACTUALLY WON ONE.
>Nikki beat Carmella
Obvious
>turns out Natalya had attacked Nikki at Survivor Series
Well then.
>Miz retained the IC title
SENIOR JOE TIME
>Corbin just beat Kalisto
Good, Corbin needs to look strong

Thanks anon for catching me up. Much appreciated.

>>2020346
>GOAT modern era PPV
>State of smackdownies

do you think roadblock will be better?

>>2020321
>>2020341
>spoonfeed me

If you're so interested you look for it. Or stay ignorant. Your choice

How does Carmella know Natalya attacked Nikki?

Baron Corbin is one angry motherfucker. That match sold me on him

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i think Kalisto is one chair shot to the head away from becoming Benoit'd

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On the note of the Royal Rumble, gotta bring back the Entrant Bet.

>Only two matches left
We're getting an unannounced match prior to the main event, aren't we? Or are these two matches really going to last one and a half hours?

OOGAA BOOGA

>>2020366
"Sexy" sTard can get rekd for all I care

>>2020347
This is the longest I've gone without being eliminated

>Bobby sitting outside the table

Kek

>>2020356
that would be great,but what up whit rhino?

Becky the queen and Alexa the princess!

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What a disastrous "PPV"!

>>2020368

deanetty and aj can go 40 mins

There are way too many high profile Irish people in WWE I don' tlike it.

>tfw unironically have tinnitus in my right ear
>turns into Pulsatile tinnitus the past few days
>every time some gets slammed to the mat it triggers it


this is retarded

>>2020368
Well the TLC match has to make use of everything, so that'll probably last a while.

>>2020347
First time I've ever done this and I'm still in. Wwe is such predictable shit

So does anyone think this women's table match will be better than the HIAC match?

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>>2020347
>I have alexa

Bliss is such a good heel, Carmella must be jealous

>>2020376
Better than survivor series desu

They cut Alexa's "potato farm" comment out of this promo

Fuck was really hoping my guy Kalisto would go over balding Corbin

ALEXA BLISS IS GOING OVER

HHH SAID SO!

>>2020382
It will be harder to do worse

>>2020377
>>2020380
Fair point.

LITTLE BITCH

>>2020373
i think they should have rhino turn on him, feud until rumble, then have heath slater win + eliminate miz in the rumble

build it up til mania

>>2020382

can they break tables?

I kinda wish a tables match didn't end when someone goes through a table, and instead just ends with pin or submission. That way, everyone can go through tables.

>>2020367
You're betting on the order? Or just that they'll show up at all in the rumble?

is it me or did Becky's voice got deeper?

Becky>Alexa and it isn't even close

MUH DICK

I wanna see Alexa's bum hole lads

>>2020376
Yeah, if only we could get the women main eventing to make it better.

Oh no wait, that was fucking terrible!

>>2020381
Basically put your name in and you get a number, who ever comes out at the number is your guy for the Rumble.

>>2020331

That was Summerslam though.

>>2020379
Shit sucks man.

webm of Alexa Bliss' rope twirl please

>little bitch

what did she mean by this?

>>2020395
Well from what happened in that Smackdown in which they did the contract signing yeah.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha this midget

You know what makes this match better than anything in the Raw women's division? We haven't had it shoved down our throats that it's the first ever women's tables match.

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>>2020378
What are you some kind of intolerant bigot?

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>Alexa Bliss

>alexa bliss is my waifu sign spotted

autism

How the hell are either of these girls going to break through a table?

Becky wears too much clothes

>Bliss is my waifu
Which one of you guys is that

>>2020386
too real for tv

>>2020406

Make it yourself

So now we see if WWE will complete their systematic destruction of Becky's credibility, turn her into a total chump and a loser, and cement hers as one of the most incompetently booked title reigns in recent memory.

Given what's already happened, I'm not optimistic about this.

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Who has the tighter boipussi?

>>2020379
>tfw when tinnitus for the past 16 years
>can't remember what silence feels like

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>>2020410

(you)

>>2020378
There's only 3 of them

>>2020419
Please have sex

Alexa's lips look made for cock tonight
Hope Corbin gets another, better go on that ride after his solid match.

>>2020408

can alexa break one tho?

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>>2020376

>Becky's 11/10 Jacket

Why doesn't she also throw that into the crow? I bet at least 4 people in the crowd would die.

>>2020420

That guy looks like he weighs 400 lbs

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>wasting the table match on the women

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What does he mean by this?

When did becky get so jacked

>>2020410
Because it's not the first ever women's tables match

>>2020427
We'll see.

Big Pop Becky

>>2020413
>>2020416
probably blissfag

>>2020421
Bliss forsure, the irish slag is a loosey goosey

POTATO

F
A
R
M

>>2020421
Alexa.
But only because she uses her huge cock more often.

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>>2020420

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>Becketty will drop the title in a few minutes

Feels good lads

I've really loved the Becky/Alexa feud. Becky's already got a great character down as the defiant warrior babyface, and Alexa is coming along well as the impish, childish-yet-dangerous upstart. I feel like both are much more defined for me as a viewer than Charlotte and Sasha are, even though the latter two have been putting on great stories in the ring.

>>2020433
Based Harper not breaking his character in twitter as everyone else

>>2020432
>wasting a HIAC match on the women

>Alexa's gear
Thanks doc.

>>2020433
That it's Sunday. Are you retarded?

Holy shit Will is the MIB!!!

>>2020435

Yes it is. The last one was a Diva's match.

>>2020379

>had really bad tinnitus early october last year for some ungodly reason
>it took till about now to feel normal again
>sometimes it acts up a little bit but most of the itme its very very low

Take lots of fish oil, vitamin b1,6 and magnesium

>>2020433
You know what that means.

>>2020446
have sex

>>2020422
>See Death Grips Live few months back
>End up real close to Zach and the Speakers
>Happy I brought earbuds and won't get tinnitus

>>2020426
I'd pay to see Corbin and Alexa have rough sex

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>that bliss booty

The state of these chick's gear

They even changed Nikkis gear to be less sexy

Cuckdown is literally a gay show

Crowd is also dead

I thought Announcer's Tables didn't count

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im fapping

Ok memes aside

This crowd is really quiet

>>2020444
fug nice tribs :DDDDD

>>2020448

>Getting triggered by the match position on a children's show
>Trip on an anonymous imageboard

Where did it all go so wrong for you friend?

streaming checking to see what more he must suffer untill the end.

>>2020448
>Wasting wrasslin on wimmin

>>2020446
I appreciate this post, anon

>>2020420
>>2020420

one of us?

>>2020462

Sad life!

>>2020461
Apparently they do

>>2020446
Agreed, Sasha and Charlotte put on better matches but I much prefer Becky's feud. Sasha is an awful face

> YOU HAVE NO SOUL BECKY

>No soul, Becky

>>2020463
who cares

HOW DO FOOK I UISE A TABELLL M888888???

>>2020467

>Spelling it wimmin like a brain dead neanderthal

>womens """"""""wrestling""""""""

I want to cum inside Bliss

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>Becky struggling with that table

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>"You have no soul Becky"

>>2020454
Magnesium seems like the magic cure for it, just got some tonight and hoping it works.

>>2020476
Vince should

Anyone see the live monitor under the ring? Are we gonna see a run in from under there?

>>2020457
mine just appeared when I was 12, when I had the flu IIRC. prolonged loud noise makes it worse, obviously, but so does being in a silent room

>>2020478
That's the joke...

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>Slapping Alexa's Ass like that

>that monitor under the ring

Samoa Joe under the ring for the ME confirmed

Becky won my heart just three hours west of the AA Center down I-20 when she said "You 'biliened in us, and Abilene in you!"

Anyone else expecting a botched early table finish? They're already cutting it close.

>Still making Luis Suarez memes
No

>>2020479

>Triggered by women

>>2020491
Don't you dare

>tfw when Bliss will never bite you

>>2020486

from elsworth in the main event

>>2020488

That you can't spell?

>I HEARD YOU

wh-what?

>>2020491
Has anyone interfered in a ladder title match and just stole the title for themselves?

>>2020497
>Fucking up tfw

Hahahahahaha the crowd is silent

>>2020495
>whiteknighting

>>2020471
itll be sad when im done fapping

So is Ellsworth hanging out under the ring for 5 hours until the main event? Kek

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>JBL

>>2020493
I think they end. I dont think Bliss can break a table, she looks too little

>>2020491
Just imagine being a Wrestler stuck under the ring for over an hour plus, I mean how the fuck do you spend your Time?

>>2020499
That's the joke...

>>2020491
don't do this to me

>>2020420
fucking nu male scum

Guys I'm at work. Send me (you)s if my Blissfu wins

I don't remember who I voted for but I hope Bliss becomes champion

>>2020503
>fucking up tfw the fucking up tfw

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

JBL OVER AS FUCK

>>2020505

There are no women on /asp/ to whiteknight neckbeard.

>>2020491
More like Elssworth

Is it natural to feel aroused when you see Bliss move around?

>>2020502
that's a good question, someone should ask big stars dave on twitter

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON

I would but I don't have an account

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>>2020483

it definitely helps, if not makes me calmer and more relaxed at night

zinc helps a bit too, but make sure you eat with zinc or you'll puke

also zinc gives me killer boners

>>2020510
I mean they got Gatorade. They can drink it all and make a little Gatorade family. I need a hug.

Why do wrestler do irish whips across the ring when they know the opponent will always reverse the move and use his momentum against them?

>>2020510
fapping.

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>>2020522
>"implying"

>>2020525
>le meltz

>>2020526
I need her

This match is constantly setting off my amazon Echo. Pretty annoying

Alexa is definitely winning here.

>>2020510
Watching the ppv on the wwe network

>>2020522
none of these "wrestlers" will ever have sex with you, no need to white knight guy.

>>2020530
thats a man and it's obvious as fuck

Becky looks lost

>>2020530

Seek sex

>>2020527
>That sadness
You've experienced being under the ring before haven't you?
You poor Bastard.

>>2020533
I giggled

>>2020536

I don't want them to have sex, you on the other hand...need it in spades fellas.

>>2020530
How much estrogen did you take to look like that ,anon?

>women's """""""wrestling""""""""

Alexa is entirely too pretty and too good of an actor to be a wrestler. I don't know why Hollywood hasn't scooped her up yet.

>>2020530
panty bludge p..please

>>2020502
it's definitely happened in an ultimate X match

don't think it ever happened in modern WWE

>>2020537
Maybe he identifies as a girl! Who gives a fuck.
If s/he wants to fuck Hairy Fat men, more power to them.

>Becketty

>>2020540
No worse. I'm not in shape. I can't even get a jobber...job..

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>>2020524
It would be unnatural if it didn't.

Yon Becky!
Batter the yank!!

Bliss going under the table in the corner.

Awwwwwwwwww :-) such a cute!

>>2020533

>Allowing Amazon to wire you for sound.

I hope you don't actually do this.

>>2020544
NEW
>>2020544
NEW
>>2020544
NEW
>>2020544
NEW

>>2020550
>>>/t/umblr

>>2020547
Begging you to have sex.

>Triggered by women

>>2020530
How Big is your cock?
Don't tell me it shrunk.
Tiny cock traps are useless.
May as well fuck a woman.

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>>2020550

if any of the idiots in the crowd chanting jbl, yelling becky has no soul, or any of that other dumb shit tonight is on asp, i want you to know, your a fucking idiot. you are not getting over with being clever... because its not clever. chanting an announcers name is not original and a ginger joke...really? this crowd, or more importantly the idiots yelling dumb shit have killed this show. the sportatorium would be ashamed.

>>2020572
Aww did your chant not catch on bud?

Gotta love all the table usage in this TLC match

>Becky Sucks chants
Becknitty BTFO

>>2020592
it's a tables match nig nog

>that sudden ending

>>2020610
>TLC
>match where if you go through ONE table is the stipulation
Why is this light-tier shit allowed?

BASED BLISS

BECKETTYFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>2020383

>(you)

what a shit fucking end

smackcucks will defend this

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