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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
Daily reminder that the Undercarder has cut ZERO (0) good promos and wrestled ZERO (0) good matches without getting carried by Edge in his near 30 year career
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>>2011498
Hi Mark!
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Why did everyone turn on Taker in the past month anyway? He was barely talked about beforehand.
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>>2011508
It's one shitposter forcing a meme.
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>>2011508
Tough guys on the Internet are always looking for the next thing to talk shit at
It's Taker's turn now. Give it some time and it'd be someone else's turn
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>>2011761
>le one poster
Neowooaspie detected. Taketty was never over here.
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>>2011508
Sup /wooo/
If you had been here before /asp/ you'd know we always hated Undercarder
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>>2011799
>we
And you just exposed yourself as reddit
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>>2011508
We know it's you OP stop asking this in every fucking thread.
> WHA HAS EVERYONE TURNT ON TACKER
Stop fishing for yous you sad cunt.
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Most overrated wrestler by WWE of all time along with Triple H
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>>2011830
>Triple H
>overrated
Fuck off reddit
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>>2011922
>sending a fruit basket as we speak
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>>2011922
You realize Reddit are the ones who love him right?
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>>2011493
i still want to see him go one on one with john cena
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Based Undertaker working the /asp/ergers
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>>2012063
Hi Mark!
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I can't like him anymore since he could have passed the torch to Bray. Fuck him, he IS a mark for himself and I am glad Lebron BTFO'd him.
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>>2012078
My name is not Mark fucking faggot
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Taketty is a mess.
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>>2013809
>Bumping your own thread
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>>2013837
>implying
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>>2012493
>Because "The Undercarder" is too good a name to waste.
Unironically 100% this.
Based fucking Bretchad
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Oh look, it's this thread again.
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>>2013993
>UNDERFAGS THIS ASSBLASTED
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>>2013993
Have sex
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>>2011508
One autistic kiddo still trying to turn /asp/ against him. Not sure why he hates Undertaker so much. Did the same thing with Goldberg a while back. Chances are he is also the who is Jannety spammer.
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>>2014020
>only one person hates the Undercarder
Hey Mark!
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>>2014020
Sup mark
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>>2014020
Why hello there, Mark.
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>>2014020
How's it going Mark?
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>>2014020
wassup mark
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>>2014020
Mark! How are you, today?
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>>2013995
>>2014016
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>>2014064
PHENOMenally good.
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>>2014020
Hi there Mean Mark Dimesaway
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>>2014020
Fuck off Mark
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