>You want a shot Uce!?

Literally can't tell any of these dweebs apart

Who was the Janetty?

>>2010691
Fuck you niggers. I'm straight edge. That means that I don't drink alcohol, smoke tobacco, or do drugs of any kind. It also means that I let dudes slam my wife while I jerk off in the corner.

>>2010691
Why do they do that to their hairline?

>there are 2 more Usos

Has anyone besides The Rock in the whole Anoa'i family drawn even a nickel?

>>2010709
Do what?

>>2010713
Lose weight im begging ya

>>2010709
Gotta get that lineup fresh bruh

>>2010721
Shave the sides.

>>2010729
>Dean Mart

I know you're as fat as the average Wal-Mart shopper but wow Carter

I'm seeing double! Four Krusty's!

>>2010691
i can't tell these niggas apart which one is roman reigns

>get a dozen or so shots in
>literally can't tell anyone apart

well shit

>>2010691
Sho0t me up Uce

Where da big Kish at?

usos 2 debut when

>>2010691

for real though, these dudes seem chill af

>>2011361
Jimmy Uso is great on Total Divas

>Naomi: Swear you'll be there for me through this
>Uce: HELL NO I AIN'T GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU !

>>2010691
>Usos got spares
Not like anyone is gonna be able to tell them apart anyway

>>2010740
please learn a thing or two about popular style

>>2010691
3rd one looks like MVP cucked Rikishi

>>2010691
based jimmy the getter of black thiccness, who, who, le crosseyed no charisma cuck

>>2010691
This should be a stable

>>2010711
>Heel Usos win titles
>celebrating post match
>https://youtu.be/iUg92Fnt--k?t=30s
>old music hits
>Face Usos come out
>"you ain't the real usos, Uce!"
>Usos: Civil War story arc starts

How hard would you mark?!

>>2011145
>get no shots in
>literally can't tell anyone apart

well shit

>>2011751
I hope it's not the Blue Sin Cara versus Black Sin Cara shit again

>>2011751
Which Uso will cause an entire school full of children to explode?

>>2011777
Nah this is way better.

>Face Usos vs some other team
>face Uso 1 goes to tag in his bro
>Face USO 2 pulls his hand out of the way
>"WHAT'S JEY USO DOING?!"
>Starts laughing maniacally while washing the facepaint off
>oh shit it's Heel Uso
>Titantron shows in the make Heel Uso 2 has kidnapped the real Face Uso 2 and is giving him a whoopin
>Naomi gotta choose which Uce is her man
>They fight it out under darklights covered in neon paint
>dat drama
>dat suspense
>dat intrigue
>Dat booty

>>2010704
Number 3, only one I don't think looks like the others.

>>2010691
Like I hang out with niggers

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>>2010691
I'll have a vodka and coke. Thanks, Uce.

Sure Uce, hook it up.

>>2011820
>Samoan

So I have to ask, are you guys legitmately retarded?
> HUR, I CAN'T TELL WHICH IS WHICH
The first and last one, it's so fucking obvious.

>>2011751
I would genuinely love that.

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>>2011905
Yeah, would be dank.

>Samoan lives matter.