I can't wait until she kills the entire women's roster

She is never leaving NXT and if she did it would be to job for Sasha and Charlotte

>>2004304
Oh GROSS she's U G L Y dude

>>2004304
I hope she retires after NXT so her career can have a dignified end.

>>2004826
>implying someone with Asuka's ego would agree to job to botcha

>>2004877
> implying the fat old washerlady has a choice

>>2004304
UGH
NASTY
UGGOOOOOOO

damn that gook is ugly

>>2004304
I can't wait until she appears on Total Divas. I'd watch that shit every week.

omg wtf is she an nxt superstar????
she looks like a make a wish kid
"make my face not so fucked up"
lmaooooo

>>2004889
>someone typed this and thought it was funny
really makes you think

>>2004910
?????

>>2004881
If she legit had no choice she'd walk out of the company. Wouldn't be the first time.

>>2004889
they're called asians lad, their eyes are just like that

>>2004877
Sasha so would get injured trying to keep up with her and to impress her

>>2005198
>Sasha so would get injured

So does most people who have a match against fattysuka

>>2004910
This, unlike that post, was actually funny.

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she get Blacked yet? wonder if the father of the year will give it to her

she's my fucking waifu
i would burry my smark cock so deep inside her i'd never get it back

>>2004304
she needs to hurry up and go to Raw and win that belt, soo tired and over this Sasha/Charlotte fued; they are trying so hard to push this overrated feud

>>2006027
Yeah Ember Moon blacked her

>>2006027
Her gf is black

>>2005198
SashA+ already knows she's better

>>2004881
>what is walking out
You're dumb as fuck, ain't you?

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>>2004304
>he thinks Asuka is getting called up

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Why wouldn't she be called up? She's more talented than anyone on the main. So what if she can't talk English as clearly. Nakameme can't speak for shit yet people are clamoring for him to be called up. All my waifu has to do is show up and kick that weave right off of Sasha Wanks

>>2008198
she's old. there is absolutely no reason to invest in someone that will be retired in a few years or slow and shit in the ring if they insist on continuing to wrestle

>>2008224
>the current WWE World Champ is 39

>>2008284
He's also male, thus hugely superior physically and able to stay good for longer. Women are already slow and weak, so age hits them much harder

>>2008362
why are you making general statements as if they have any weight? asgooka is clearly an outlier in terms of stamina and physical endurance, so nothing you said is relevant

>>2008481
What a load of rubbish

>>2008723
feel free to explain why, otherwise stop wasting bandwidth faggot

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>>2008362
>imprying

>>2008730
look at the state of her, watch her ''wrestle''

>>2008743
>comparing a D+ player to a one of a kind GOAT

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>>2008746
her matches are only ever shit when she's wrestling bitches who can't wrestle, i.e. 99% of the roster. her match with emma was great and even her bayley matches were good, despite how awful bayley is.
if you're thinking she's a bad worker, that's the closest someone can get to having a wrong opinion; watch her outlel matches against other joshis.
if you're thinking she's phoning it in, i agree that she kinda is but that's because she's a jap (see: nakamura)

>>2008749
styles and toyota are both GOATs, stop memeing

>>2008743
>tfw Manami is still bangable

>>2008761
>go to youtube
>it's a real video
Kek, I bet a pajeet uploaded it. I love those guys.

But yeah Asuka is still great and has barely lost a step. She does phone it in on occasion but can you blame her? Doing so many squash matches has to get boring. The Takeover matches always deliver though. She got a watchable match out of Dana fucking Brooke, never forget that.

>>2004881

she walked out of a company before she would job out to someone undeserving before. her ego is trips tier on the low. didn't she write some "manifesto" about idol bitches not being able to take bumps and still getting mega pushes?

moonland had their problems with models dragging the product down. ironic since asuka did gravure.

>>2008827
kek manifesto was a work to get her heat

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>tfw I will never get to spill my black seed inside of Kana
>We will never procreate and give birth to LeYamamoto D'Brickashaw Tokugawa

>>2008790
Jade said Toyota hit on her when she wrestled in Japan.

>>2008889
>black seed
you should probably get that checked out

>>2008827
>didn't she write some "manifesto" about idol bitches not being able to take bumps and still getting mega pushes?
Yeah. IIRC it was also basically shitting on the women for not wrestling more like the men. The manifesto was mainly a work though so she could get heat and make a name for herself as a big heel. It worked a little too well and turned everyone against her. Promoters, fans and wrestlers alike, she got huge heat from them all.

>moonland had their problems with models dragging the product down. ironic since asuka did gravure.
Yeah but unlike the models Asuka was also willing to get it done in the ring. She took her fair share of punishment and got hit just as hard as she gave.

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>>2008889

>>2008827
yeah kana was a legit dickhead, basically a real life heel. it got her a lot of bookings and turned her into one of the biggest names in joshi though so she won in the end

>>2008889
this is such a great pic

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>>2008993
Tis

>You will never be a young trainee at the Performance Centre learning Japanese purely to talk to Asuka in her own language to try to take her out for a date

>>2009138
>wanting to date women over 30

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>>2009138

What's wrong with her face? Why does she look like that?
wtf she's ugly

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>>2004304
You actually think she'd be booked nearly as strong on Raw? Get real. Asuka is the designated jobber vet if she even leaves NXT.

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>>2009138
why do this to me

>>2009167
Her power level is higher than all of the horsewomen combined. She went over Bayley twice clean and essentially kicked her out of NXT. Nia Jax was meant to be some destructive force, and Asuka went over her, and may or may not have killed her momentum going to RAW. Assuming Bayley goes over Sasha/+Charlotte for the title at WM, who (on the main roster so don't fucking say Ember Moon) goes over Asuka, when she's already booked as the Brock Lesnar of females?

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Her power level is higher than all of the horsewomen combined. She went over Bayley twice clean and essentially kicked her out of NXT. Nia Jax was meant to be some destructive force, and Asuka went over her, and may or may not have killed her momentum going to RAW. Assuming Bayley goes over Sasha/+Charlotte for the title at WM, who (on the main roster so don't fucking say Ember Moon) goes over Asuka, when she's already booked as the Brock Lesnar of females?

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>it's an "Anon tries to fedorapost but fucks it up and forgets the greentext" episode

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it's an "Anon tries to fedorapost but fucks it up and forgets the greentext" episode

>>2009180
Why does that matter? Do you know how strong Paige was booked in nxt? And she never even dropped the belt. Her first title win was still made out as a fluke and she was pinned clean by Alicia fox a few weeks after debut.

Anyway I think asuka is an nxt lifer.

>>2009180
Sasha or Bayley. NXT and Raw are booked by different people. The latter is determined to push le horsies at all costs

>>2009198
> she was pinned clean by Alicia fox a few weeks after debut.
HAHA WELCOME TO THE BIG LEAGUES KID
I LOVE IT

>>2009198
Paige's title win had a fluke vibe because it was her debut and AJ was looking strong for months. Didn't Paige and Alicia Fox have like 20 matches throughout their feud or some shit? I think one clean pin by Alicia was necessary to at least make her look viable. Even then, and I know it means little, Paige took an L in NXT, and Asuka (who I agree is in NXT until she retires) hasn't.

>>2009204
Hadn't considered this

>>2004850
This. Nothing good can come from being ''''promoted''''. She can train youngsters instead. Or open another hair salon, I dunno

>>2009213
Paige took three pins iirc, her debut (like just about every female did back then), in an injury angle, and in a tag match AFTER her promotion.

>>2009138
Well, I mean, unless you're physically disabled you COULD very well do that

>>2008929
I have a hard time buying that, she fucking worked for SGP before she even released her manifesto. Not to mention later one she also did a few gigs for Miss Mongol's Cat Panic Entertainment.

Guys, she's never getting called up because her role is not to draw but to train the women's division in NXT so they go into the main roster with some bumps and not just thinking it's a glamor job. Same with Nakamura and Joe. They're on NXT permanently as the final gauntlet before moving up.

>>2009128
good lord this one is even better

Is there more of the set/shoot/wtv that is?

>they ended 2016 with no opponent for her at the Takeover

>>2010592
>it's a 2 weeks of buildup episode

>>2009491
She went against almost everything in it, both before and after it came out. So either she's a huge hypocrite (highly possible) or it really was purely a work to rile people up (also highly possible

>>2009797
As plausible as it is that she never gets called up, I don't want it to be true. We need an Asuka Wrestlemania entrance. With cherry blossoms.

>>2009491
It was totally a work. Asuka had just smashed someone's face, broke their orbital bone and got fired. She alienated a lot of people and published the manifesto to get some attention, probably because she was about to be out of work. Based Tajiri brought her in shortly afterwards and it was the focus of a big angle in his promotion. Maybe she believed some of the stuff in it, I'd bet she did, but her main concern was getting her name out there

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>>2008827
Her manifesto was basically:
>Review the value of current joshi wrestlers. Dismiss those worth nothing.
>Just leave the business if you can’t establish an identity or character.
>Stop using a wrestling style that only appeals to joshi puroresu fans.
>Don’t coddle each other. Don’t share your negativity. Respect each other.
>Stop doing those obviously fake moves
Basically Kana called the Joshi scene the drizzling shits and told them to take wrestling more seriously+appeal to a wider audience. She also said that the reason she worked so much with men was because most of the women were shit.

Some fans thought she had a couple of valid points but she was really arrogant and blunt in laying them out, so everyone in the business got pissed off. When it's all said and done, Kana/Asuka is either a great heel and worked the fuck out of everyone or she's an egomaniac. Maybe both

>>2010768
Wow she looks cute as fuck there. Long brown hair is so much better than the mid life crisis skittle hair

>>2009883
Unfortunately not. I think it's just those two that were posted to her social media

>>2010768
>Stop using a wrestling style that only appeals to joshi puroresu fans.
This is ironic since her own style of wrestling (more shoot based) could be considered niche among Japanese puro fans. But she definitely embraced a more 'sports entertainment' approach with her own promotion and how she presented herself. Maybe that's what she meant?

>Stop doing those obviously fake moves
Goes back to her more shoot oriented style. I think it's cute how much of a purist she was.

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>>2010816
It's hard to know exactly what was meant, her stance is kinda unclear and contradictory. Asuka clearly favours using a realistic shoot style type of offence in the ring but also likes being a sadistic Nazi zombie clown. She's a mixture of puro and sports entertainment really, which makes sense as she's a self admitted westaboo.

heard Billie Kay & Peypey called her out on the tapings tonight
This should end well

>>2010768
I think it's pretty ironic that she was infamous for shitting on female wrestlers, and now she's in a company full of shitty female wrestlers where like, one or two are passable at best.

Money talks, I guess.

>>2010742
Are you mixing up her leaving Passion Red and her messing up in WAVE?

As she worked Wave after that excident and kept working for other women's groups too.
Plus like I said tiny or small indy groups like SGP and FTO.

I bet she was glad based Tajiri screwed her over on payments when she left WNC.

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>>2008224
>slow and shit in the ring
>Bailey struggled to keep up with her despite being half her age

lol. I don't even care, though. She'll be a joke as soon as she hits the main roster. WWE has made it clear they don't give a shit about wrestling ability, which is why you have abortions like the horse and Bayley wrestling.

She'll flop right down to shitty feuds with Dana Brooke or whatever as soon as she gets called up.

>>2010768
wtf i love kana now

>>2011203
She got bored of Japan and big money paul came knocking. Pretty easy choice

>>2010768
I hope it's a work, cos if not, damn does she contradict herself

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>>2011168
Triple threat match in SA? That could be pretty fun.
>mfw asuka pins them both at the same time

>>2011168
Finally. Maybe something interesting can happen if they go after Asuka

>>2011238
They'll attack Asuka in January and Regal will make Asuka & Ember vs. The Memes for Takeover SA. Asuka will face off with Ember after they win and that's your Takeover Orlando match. Cap this.

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I found it funny that this jobber got more heat for ruining Asuka's sequence than any of the ''''''''heels'''''' on the main rosters get

>>2011270
I didn't even notice that was a botch on when I watched NXT. Made Asuka look strong as fuck.

>>2011270
The sound of those kicks was great, sounded like the stiffest ones in a while

>>2011316
So they're turning her heel right?

>>2011270
I like that she's now killing jobbers so fast that it annoys her.

>>2011318
Yes. She gets cockier and more disrespectful towards her opponents every week, it's clear that they're going for the old 'pride comes before the fall' story. She'll lose the title by Wrestlemanai

>>2011316
>yells in japanese at the jobber as she beats her
>ignores the ref's count to stomp her some more
>kicks her aside like trash after the match
Egotistical dickhead Asuka is best Asuka. Hopefully the weird tweener faze is done for good, time to go full heel.

>>2011328
>faze
*phase. fuck, i'm ashamed of myself for such a nigger tier error.

>>2011316
God I wish that were me

>>2011654
Cuck

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I hear she getting beat by She who shall not be named or mod gets triggered and bans

>>2011697
Deancuck/Carter has awakened and his forcing his shit meme in every thread. He's going to make new threads in few minutes, where he will argue with himself and try to spout his memes in hopes newfags pick it up so he can fuck off 2 reddit and be accepted there again

>>2011324
She's been a heel since her debut...

>>2011702
She's been alternating between babyface and tweener since day one

>>2008743
She's nowhere near as good as she used to be. Aja Kong is a better example.

>>2011687
I don't think the mod has a problem with Ember Moon

>>2011705
She's done the 'kick the jobber after beating her' thing pretty much everytime.

She refused to shake Bayley's hand, did heel things to her both matches.

She's never been face. You stupid faggots just think so because you want to fuck her or whatever and think 'over = face'

>>2011708
That's not saying much:
1. she used to be the best in the world by far and amassed a GOAT career
2. she's 45, a sane human being would expect her to be past her prime

>>2011719
She has also feuded with and faced heels almost exclusively, saved Bayley from Nia Jax, teamed with babyfaces multiple times. Asuka is a tweener. Beats up a jobber after a match one week, offers a handshake to the babyface champion the next week.

>>2011719
Goddamn you're retarded

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What did she mean by this?

>>2004888
She's probably too boring for it, they want loud catty bitches that cause drama. More Asuka is never a bad thing though

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>>2011687
>tfw you will never literally grab her by the pussy

>>2004304
shes so kawaaai :3~~

>>2011299
That's because it wasn't a botch. It was a planned spot.

>>2011731
I'd pick Aja over Toyota any day of the week, like her work much better than Manami's.
I've never seen Aja get lost after messing up like Manami would.

>>2011687
i want to bury my face in those pasty thighs

>>2004304
>124-0
Second coming of Goldberg confirmed

>>2013446
Is there a concrete number on what goldberg's actual non kayfabe streak is anyway?

>>2011792
someone forgot their lines

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>>2013446
Asuka doesn't actually have a winning streak due to indirect losses: 1 battle royal and 1 triple threat (in which she wasn't the one pinned, obviously). I guess if you only count direct pinfall/submission losses then she's 132-0, which is a crazy number.

>>2014448
>1 Triple Threat

I have no memory of this.

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Does she have a bf? Or is it Ember Moon?

>>2014832
It was a house show match

>>2015367
Ember

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>>2015367

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Guess she found her dinner for tonight

>>2015398
Kek

>>2015398
Anyone have that picture of Hideo Itami tweeting about his dead dog and someone asking him if he ate it?

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*puke*

>>2004889
lmao

>>2004304
cant wait till she kills me with her vagina

>>2015969
cant wait till you have sex

>>2016038
Why are you so invested in this man having sex?

>>2016062
im like triple h its once in a year but everyone´s paying 90 welfarebucks for the front row seats

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>tfw you will never spend the entire day eating sushi with her and rubbing her tummy when she's about to shit all over the women's division

>>2017164
ok wow GROSS

Why the fuck did she start wearing tights? I loved watching her soft milky thighs in HD, God fucking damn it.

>>2017704
She's wearing tights? I hadn't noticed

>>2017704
Wut. Pls be wrong

>>2017808
>>2017883
You can see clear as day on last NXT

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>>2018022
Shit. RIP thighfu

>>2004304
I love cuddly girls. Someone post the cuddliest Asuka pic you can find pls

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>>2018068

>>2018072
Overflowing thighs

muh dick

>>2018072
Perfect

>>2004304
10/10 waifu.
Would inseminate and create half-gook master race child.

>>2018206
same Blasians are the GOAT race

>>2011328
The yelling in japanese is a great touch, i hope she continues doing it

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Based Nia making Asuka look super strong

>>2018405
So Nia can jump after all

>>2018405
Imagine being Asuka and knowing that if that goes wrong then a 240lbs woman is going to land on your head

>>2018405
Kek they actually let a small asian woman suplex nia?

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>>2015388
>filename

>>2018405
THE STRENGTH OF THE KICKY NIP, MAMMA MIA

>>2011142
Puroresu isnt all shoot.

>>2004304
What are the essential Asuka WWE matches

>>2023722
Emma at Takeover London and all of her Takeover title defences

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>>2023722
Pic related. One of the best women's matches in WWE history (not like the bar was very high but whatever). Lengthy, fast paced, stiff. It's great.

>>2023744
>stiff
This is what really set it apart from the other women's matches. They hit each other pretty hard at parts. It's probably the closest we'll ever get to the 'real' Asuka in WWE since nobody else seems to be willing to work stiff with her

>>2023750
Does anyone have a gif of that stiff clothesline Emma gave Asuka? It sounded like a fucking superkick with how hard her arm hit Asuka's throat

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>>2023768

>>2023744
>those false finishes near the end with Emma and Dana cheating as hard as they could
They got me. Seriously looked like Emma would steal it but she still got BTFO despite all the tricks

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>>2010768
Haitch/Kana would be god-tier

>>2023788
She claims Haitch is her favourite American wrestler funny enough. Brown nosing like a pro

Do you people actually think she isn't attractive or is that a meme? For Asian standards her thickness is great. And for being up in age compared to some of the other divas she is hotter than the horse and Charlotte. Not even meming here

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>>2018364
>Implying the negros have contributed in any way, shape, or form to the gene pool

>>2023773
Evil Emma was such a good gimmick for her. I hope Emmalina is just evil emma with more boob

>>2023744
as someone that only knew the bikini contests and piss break match shit it blew my mind to see a building of 10,000 people going crazy for a women's match, like actually super into the wrestling

>>2023795
I'm hoping the Emmalina thing is one huge troll and Emma will come back badder and angrier than ever.

>>2023792
I'm not really into Asians in general but she can look super cute at times and then really rough at others. So I guess she's okay.

>>2014178
173 - 0, which is surprising considering he only held the title for 174 days, which meant he went years undefeated before getting a title shot.

>>2023792
If she would tone up that stomach then she'd get less shit

>>2023792
i can see why people don't find her attractive, especially surrounded by all the young girls with abs and big asses and shit. asuka has some chub which i guess is one of those love it or hate it things

>>2023795
Me too m8. Emma deserves a real shot at being a top player in the women's division. She's jobbed long enough

>>2011687
>kayetty
kek, peypey is the one who faced asuka in australia today while bee-face got relegated to jobbing to ember again

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She's so kawaii bros

>>2011328
>>2011316
Ironic that the closest thing they have to the mick who's the biggest star in the fighting world is a Jap woman who can't speak english

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asgooka best girl

>>2027100
those things are delicious. she has goo dtaste

>>2014286

Someone who has English as a second language.

>>2014286
I don't see it. She always talks like that

>>2027149
Is that some sort of fusion dance

>>2011792
>>2014286
>>2030244
>>2030263
Yeah, Nakamura does the same thing. They space out their words, just in case it takes a little bit too long too translate.

>>2011792
How long until she just lies down for someone so she can go to Smackdown

>>2006027
Titus has a small penis, he wouldn't get the job done...

>>2007758
asuka will be jobbing to them both. i hope you know that

>>2030703
pretty sure one of you nerds hacked him and posted that pic.

>>2031098
Hey Titus

>>2030633
People with an American accent enunciate their words a lot more than, say, those with a Japanese accent. Americans also pause a lot more between words and their cadence is completely different.

So, someone imitating or learning an American accept would over-exaggerate that style and have a slightly stilted way of talking. If they kept the Japanese speaking cadence that they're used to, they'd be completely unintelligible and sound like they have a speaking defect.

Asuka's actually doing a better job, accent-wise, at pronouncing words than Nakamura. Nakamura's cadence is more natural, but he slurs his words and still misses consonants.

t. Someone who studies accents in their spare time.

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Godammit she's so cute

>>2033112
looks like a literal babby

>>2023800
Numale smarks love that shit

The rest of us still want bikini matches

>>2033167
The rest of ya should just watch some porn then ya thirsty fatties

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>>2004304
>>2008198
>>2008889
>>2009128
>>2011207
>>2011792
>>2015367
>>2015388
>>2027100
>>2033112
How is her skin so fucking perfect?

>>2033702
lots and lots of water.

>>2033702
>>2033753
asians drink a lot of hot water and green tea. hydration, circulation and antioxidants are good for the skin. that's why most age gracefully.

>>2033702
Lots and lots of touched up photos and makeup

We can all agree that Asuka probably has some grade A beef.

>>2033702
Amazing

>>2033753
I drink almost a gallon of water a day, barely eat/drink anything with sugar in it, wash my face everyday and my skin is shit.

>>2035233
consider being re-born again for another crack at the genetic lottery.

why don't asian wrasslers have any muscle definition?

>>2027100
BLACKED

>>2034050
>>2035233
It's way easier for asians to hide blemishes since they have smaller pores. That means its less likely for dirt and oil to clog them, causing the bad skin us other races get. Just a quick coat of foundation and concealer is usually enough.

Also asians are fucking religious about skincare and beauty products. She probably has some of the best possible products and knows exactly what to do to keep healthy skin.

>>2018369
best part is she can curse all she wants and Vince and the producers won't know shit.

I lost my shit when she chewed out Nia at their Takeover match signing.

>Based asuka bringing back tv-14 for Nippon.

>>2030244
its not hard to learn a line in a language you have any competence in ... she wasnt saying anthing complicated, iv had to learn sentences in japanese that i barely undestand, you cna do it phonetically if you have too.

fair enough if thats the way she talks but it wasnt a language barrier thing unless she is really dumb

>>2035353

Got to have some padding to take stiff hits.

>>2035353
because the look and talent aren't required in gookland, all you have to do is hurt your opponent

>>2033167
why not both?

>>2035378
Has she cursed before? What was she saying in the incident you mentioned?

>>2011687
Probably a janny that got triggered not a mod.

Mods don't exist here except when a Big 4 PPV is airing.

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>>2036587
>ywn bury your face between her thighs

>>2036587
dunno why but i feel like she has a pretty fat pussy. man i'd love to eat it

>>2011142

It makes sense, really. The audience is SUPPOSED to be able to suspend their disbelief and assume that the action in the ring is a real fight. The wrestlers are supposed to aid in that suspension of disbelief by making it look at least somewhat real, hence selling punches that don't REALLY land. Cornball shit like the Styles Clash does the exact opposite.

Outside of the actual matches, having colorful characters draws people in. Ideally, the action in the ring would reflect the characters to an extent, while remaining quasi-believable.

>>2015398

She's Japanese, not Korean

>>2036817
they're all the same

>>2004304
>I can't wait until she kisses the entire women's roster
Fixed

>>2036864
Asuka is pure and faithful to her girlfriend

>>2004304
i can't wait until she slimes the entire women's roster

>>2036817
A gook is a gook

>>2004304
I can't wait until she devours the entire women's roster

>>2004304
>I can't wait until she kills the entire women's roster
The current NXT fans are so centered around Asuka and Ember Moon that it's doing nothing but bad for the "developmental brand." What's even more pathetic is the sheep like mentality that surrounds wrestling fans "Guys I must like this gook who I'm only familiar with after she joined NXT or I'll be labelled a mark"

I want Asuka to lose her streak in a squash match, I don't care who the opponent is as long as it's not Athena. You want to see her kill the entire roster? I want to see her squashed just so I know it would drive people like OP into suicide.

Looks like Nikki is about to be buried, the two top heels (Billie Cade and Peyton Price) can't be taken seriously because they have been buried by her endlessly. We don't need a third brand, explain what is the point of NXT?

And you guys cried shovelman when Triple H did it back in the days

>>2040194
Judging by her belly she did that a long time ago

>>2040220
You take wrestling far too seriously. Unironically seek sunlight and social interaction.

>>2040220
>it's a retard doesn't know what buried means episode
This absolutely reeks of a fat contrarian smark from reddit or wew

>>2040220
>I hope people who like a wrester I dont like DIE
wew lad

>>2040220
Kek I see you here every single week bitching and writing paragraphs about this shit. You're legitimately the worst type of smark, which makes your endless crying about the smark boogeyman even more autistic. I can't imagine being this upset about people not liking my shitty, no talent darlings

>>2040220
So are you actually this autistic about wrestling or is it all an epic gimmick? I guess you're autistic either way desu. Points for consistency though, it's been like 4 months now. Have another (You) my friend

>>2007866
The japs don't know English but they have charisma. I'd take that over dean of dolph any day.

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>>2040360
I hear Ember Moon is the next wrestler you must like to be a real smark, go on sheep make a thread about how you want to see her kill the entire roster. Go, run along sheep

>>2040220
>>2041547
YOU
SEEM
UPSET

>>2041554
I'm very happy watching wrestling as a drama instead of a make believe sport, I'm sure you creamed your pants over the Dusty Rhodes prebooked tag team tournament and probably watch that "shake hands before match" show on tuesdays right?

>>2040220
autism in text form

>>2041559
>I'm very happy

Weird: your "happy" looks rather like teen angst.

>>2041572
>>2041561
>>2041554
>>2040360
>>2040353
>>2040336
>>2040329
>>2040325

>not even a single counter argument
>literally just meme spouting

>>2041621
There is no counter to mental degeneration of that level.

>>2041628
Coming from someone who watches a fake sport and treats it like real. If Carmella went to Japan for 6 months and came back with a pretentious moveset of just hardkicks you would call her the second coming of Christ

>>2041661
The only thing I treat as real is your obvious psychosis.

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>>2011687
I'd like to see Daria rise up and challenge for the title
>mma background
>they could just beat the hell out of each other instead of wrestling

feels like her style would match Asuka's perfectly

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>>2015388
>that filename

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>>2023773
>>2023795
I just want her and Dana to get back together, talk shit on other wrestlers and beat the crap out of them
If they change her character

>you will never be patted on the head by Dana while Emma talks to you condescendingly

>caring about womens wrestling

>implying womens wrestling already isn't dead

>>2041809
Daria is a good long-term prospect. If she progresses well she'd definitely be worthy of the belt in 2018.

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>>2041882
No because there is a female version of The Revival - No flips just hard kicks

>>2041621
Counter argument implies that there was an argument ot begin with. Delusional, paranoid and baseless rantings about an imaginary boogeyman is not an argument. This is basically what your ''''''''argument''''''' is
>Everyone is such a retarded sheep but me. I'm such a free thinker guys. Pay attention to how I champion two literal whos, aren't I special? I'm real unlike those fucking SMARK posers.

You sound like you're about 16 and still going through the special snowflake phrase. Come back in a few years m8. Maybe then you'll be able to form a single rational thought

>>2041809
That'd be cool. Asuka has faced an MMA girl or two before and it was hard hitting. It could go beyond just strikes though, they could use some nice holds too.

>>2041661
I love the ''Asuka only kicks'' meme because it's an easy way to expose someone that's never actually watched her wrestle and is just copying shit that he's seen anti-smarks write. If you feel like being proved wrong, go watch the match with Mickie James. You could probably count the amount of kicks on one hand. You know that already though since you're just a gimmickposter that wants (Yous). I refuse to believe that a real person could actually have this little self awareness

>>2041661
> If Carmella went to Japan for 6 months and came back with a pretentious moveset of just hardkicks you would call her the second coming of Christ
Thats funny because at backlash carmella did literally nothing besides hard slaps and i had to stop watching because of how terrible she was. Afterwards plenty of people went on about how she was exposed by being in a longer match. So your shit logic doesn't hold up at all. Asuka is more of a grappler than a striker these days anyway even if it was true

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>>2041874
They're going to make them feud with each other for no fucking reason, I just know it;_;

>>2041885
She's so young too, only 23. Daria could be the new big badass after Asuka is gone

>>2042063
wow they were going for a kiss but remembered at the last second "woops we're on tv"

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>>2042076
Yeah they like getting touchy with each other