Any thoughts on Nakameme?

>>2003757
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2012 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestle Kingdom of the 00s
>Took his ball and ran with it
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of CHAOS
>Bitched out about Shibata and Sakuraba returning and tried to get them buried
>His "strong style" cosplay is cringeworthy
>His Michael Jackson cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""THE KING OF STRONG STYLE""""""""
>Drew so poorly in his 2009 title run that Togi Makabe of all people had to take the belt off him

>>2003757
Kind of overrated honestly.

awesome in NJPW, mediocre as fuck in NXT

>>2003757
His first match with Zayn was great, the rest have been pretty disappointing.

Not really interested in seeing him against anyone else in NXT. Pls bring to SDL asap so he can fight AJ, Cena, Wyatt and Taker.

He's great and would add something different to the main roster but you can see he's losing motivation. He wrestles every match like it's a small venue six man in Japan now because the NXT fans still go crazy for him. They need to call him up and showcase him on PPVs before he stops giving a shit forever.

He's gonna flop when his hits main roster because he can't speak English.

>>2004033
But that's wrong, dummy.

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>>2004014
>Pls bring to SDL asap so he can fight AJ, injure Cena, bury Wyatt and literally kill Taker.
Fixed that for you. Keep that gook out of the main roster until he learns to stop putting people out of commission with his dumb meme style.

>>2004042
You're madder about it than A-Double.

>literally kill Taker

literally Old Yeller

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>>2003760
Have sex kiddo

>>2003757
Tanahashi and Okada are better and bigger draws.

>>2004088
>Okada
>better

nope

>Okada
>draw

kek

>>2004042
This. Fucking indie shitters never realize the amount of matches you have to wrestle and the margin of error they have to deal with. Yeah, they can do some cool moves, but they're only doing it once a week or so. In the main roster, they'd have to do that shit two or three times a week non stop for ten to eleven months. Eventually they're going to hurt somebody.

>>2003757
he needs to update his wardrobe and quit twitching so much

>>2003757
Give him a mouthpiece and he's golden

>>2004327
What happened with Okada

I don't keep up with wrestling much anymore but the last New Japan show I watched it was pretty much agreed that he was the next top guy and a star. I think it was Wrestle Kingdom 9

>>2005149
He IS the top guy. He's a 4 time champion and he's not even 30 and he's headlining WK11

>>2005152
Well the anon I just responded to implied that he wasn't a draw so I thought people turned on him

>>2005156
Well he's more like Reigns where everyone knows he's going to win so they're bored with him. He's still highly respected in Japan though

>>2004327
Okada is better than Nakamura.
It's barely even disputable. Nakamura was always at best the third or fourth best worker in NJPW.

>>2005156
Nah, they turned on Naito

But then Naito turned heel and became based

>>2005177
And now he's over as fuck

>>2005177
Typical smarks lol

>>2005156
Welcome to /asp/, where nobody ever drew a dime.

>>2003757
ugly

>>2005143
Would he work as a Heyman Guy?

>>2005172
Okada is, at best, the third or fourth best worker in CHAOS.

>>2005183
lol "typical"

Somebody develops charisma + personality and they suddenly get over, but "typical smarks lol" right? Pillock.

>>2005656
Yes, but WWE has no idea how to book Heyman Guys.

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>>2007824
>Okada is, at best, the third or fourth best worker in CHAOS.

>The ace of New Japan
>Biggest draw in modern puro
>Better than Inoki, Baba, Mutoh and Choshu in their primes
>Handsomer than Tanahashi, Ibushi, Shibata and YAMATO
>6'3 in a land of manlets
>Best wrestler in CHAOS
>Most popular finisher in the business; inspired signature moves of greats such as Shuji Ishikawa, Abdullah Kobayashi, Aoi Kizuki and Miyako Matsumoto
>Banging Suzuko Mimori
>Fan of best idol group Dempagumi.inc
>Received the honor of ending Genichiro Tenryu's career
>Saved NOAH from collapse and put Marufuji back on the map
>Gifted Tanahashi, Naito, Styles and Ishii with the best matches of their careers
>Managed to get **** out of Bad Rack Whare
>3x Tokyo Sports MVP
>3x Tokyo Sports Best Bout winner
>Is the reason you started watching New Japan
>Overall has had the biggest impact on puroresu since Jumbo Tsuruta

>>2007953
You forgot
>started his own his cancer curing fund to save children after his uncle and cousin got cancer

>>2003760
Nakamenetty BTFO

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>>2003757
Dead in the water once he's on the main roster. He'll be the third man to Breezango once the crowd loses interest.

>>2007953
Can't wait for him to be pinned by 1 (one) one winged angel

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>>2007953
>Handsomer than YAMATO

Out of all that is wrong there, that's somehow the most wrong.