RAW Gamethread #3

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED C.UCK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

Primero por el basado perro grande

>>2002288
BBDWTS

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The guy who pinned Cena feuding with Kass' jobber friend

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so are we just expected to side with enzo when he clearly just raped lana?

>>2002304
>smark getting worked by based enzo and cass

>>2002304
and you can't wake up is better

kys

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>tfw greasy Enzo has the hottest girl of all the fags in this segment

who's the bigger cuck lads? Foley or Rusev?

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>>2002320

What the fuck was the point of that

wait i'm confused. did this nigga just list random foods with no pun? and got a pop?

sports entertaiment was a mistake

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>>2002304

Why does his tights say Queers?

TV 14
V

1
4

>>2002308
I'd love to root for Braun w you, anon. It's just to far famalam :(

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>>2002304
My neck went
BADA BOOM
AFTER I FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM
IM NOT MOVIN

>literally a cuck storyline

which writer browses /asp/?

>>2002329
Have sex

RUSEV KEKCHA

>>2002344
get a clue

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>Enzo just literally raped Lana on live television

Hahaha

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>tfw I will never stuff Lana's turkey

>>2002330
Making Vince laugh

BASED FUCKING RURU

>Everyone harrasess rusev and sexually harrases his wife..is a heel

Manlets Buried and BTFO

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>>2002341
It was me all along /asp/

>>2002348
Gain height

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>Cass still hasn't dumped this guido midget

>>2002348
gain height

>>2002334
Queens

As in Queens, NY

>>2002360

Hit the showers

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>tfw can't figure out if Rusev or Braun is the most based lad on the roster

What's up with Rusev clearly being in the right in everyone of his feuds?

And the commentators are all like "Yeah fuck Rusev!"

It's worse than them ignoring the New Day's cheating

Why is Enzo the good guy in this? Dude flashes Rusev's wife then implies that she thinks about getting fucked by another man and Rusev get pissed about this but because he's a foreigner he gets booed?

Reigns wins tonight.

>Lana will inevitably feel sorry for Enzo after Rusev hurts him too bad and he and try to tend to his aches and pains

This Rusev cuck shit is getting out of hand

>>2002362
Hit the weights

>Tag Team Championship
What is the point anymore>

>>2002340
Kek
>there was a time when the Vaudevillains were the number 1 contenders to the new gay

>>2002365
It's who it has always been, Rusev.

>More flippy midget pandering

what the fuck cedric having a match again fuck

>>2002361
>implying cass, not enzo, is over

>>2002364
Seek sunlight

>>2002368
have sex

>>2002371
Demolition is suing WWE in the big concussion lawsuit. If they didn't, New Day would have lost it a long time ago.

>>2002368
take a shower

>>2002354
He's just an honorable man defending the honor of his family

>>2002365
Rusev, Braun, and Roman should form a stable called the Big Dogs.

Roman is Big Dog
Rusev is Bigger Dog
Braun is Biggest Dog

Why doesnt Big Kass just interfere and help his friend? Why does he just stand outside and wait for the match to end then run in to the ring too late?

Lana jut made my dick go Chernobyl

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>>2002369
>Lana will never tend to my aches and pains

I feel bad for ruru
everyone keeps trying to mess with his beloved wife and he has to defend himself from getting cucked every single week

>>2002361
I'm going to ask because I'm curious. Name me some big guys in a tag team that were successful after going solo?

>>2002368
eat your vegetables

>>2002368
Acquire age.

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>>2002385
>Rusev is Bigger Dog

The Club clearly aren't winning tonight...but SURELY they have to be doing something with them right? New member, breakup, ANYTHING

They're paying them a lot of money too. Something has to happen.

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>you will never have a hot Hispanic MILF mother with huge fucking tits sexually assault you in a TV commercial

>>2002391
is lana the main championship of raw?

>>2002385
i'd be down with this.
wear those big dog clothing line tshirts. w those based dogs that wear sunglasses

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>>2002397
Why even live

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>>2002288
https://discord.gg/PSy4AVB

>>2002392
Roman

BASED
SEXUAL
CHOCOLATE

How is Rusev the heel here? His wife has been insulted by this little italian wigger for no reason

they already brought shaq?

I'm down with RAM

>>2002385
I like it

let's show a scene where he gets jobbed the FUCK OUT

Two Face taking out Worlds Strongest Man

Kek

>>2002391
>yfw this storyline leads to a real life cucking of Rusev, he leaves WWE, Lana is used as a bimbo sidekick to Enzo and Cass, their shtick gets stale. Lana is fired from WWE, dumped by Enzo and turns to porn for money

fucking kek

>>2002366
Rusev is a foreigner. That means he's less than human because foreigners have no souls.

>jobbing to Harvey Dent

Big Nig stealing Jericho's scarf gimmick???

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I spy a cutie

>mark henry jobbing even in movies
The state of raw

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>Titus with a 'grabbing people gimmick'

if only Mark did a shoot on Eckhart

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>it's a Henry has to job to somebody RAW

>>2002395
Did I say Rusev was taller dog?

No, he's Bigger Dog

>showing a scene of the ONLY scene with Mark Henry
>jobs to the Lannisters


Stop making movies, WWE.

>>2002411
victim blaming

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BASED
BIG
NIG

>>2002424
He sure is

stop black on black crime

>2 niggers fighting

It's like /pol/ runs wwe

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>>2002418

dubs and the crowd leaves before 205 live

>>2002438
dude that has been a big vince meme forever

I have a fever of 101.00 ,is it still ok to jerkoff? My boss will not be happy when i call in sick tomorrow.

Who the fuck is this?

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>>2002428

>>2002368
Say your prayers

Why don't the manlets have any gimmicks?

>little kofi kingston vs socttish literally who
the state of the memeweights

>>2002436
>>2002438
fuckers beat me to it.
gay black vs gay
i think 9:30 is diversity hour

>>2002445
Well you'll call in sick regardless, might as well give it a shot

>>2002449
they are just happy to be here bro

>>2002444
Vince is /pol/

>>2002424
Now I see the trans part

>>2002445
Fever faps are best faps

Go for it

>>2002445
Ur a pussy bro that ain't shit

>>2002449
that is their gimmick

>>2002445

Fever faps are kinda neat

Member the WCW cruiserweight division?

Holy fuck Kendrick killing Byron

>>2002449
>manlet
Literal gimmick

>>2002418
>not using Carmella as their sidekick since she is already a wigger who is going nowhere fast

you done fucked up senpai

>>2002445
No, masturbating when your internal temperature exceeds 100 degrees fahrenheit could trigger a brain aneurysm resulting in serious injury and possibly death

>>2002449
at least they have mohammed hassan little

Fucking based Kendrick cutting a better promo than the rest of the roster.

>>2002461
Member the ecw cruiserweights?

Oh fuck Kendrick just BTFO out of Byron to complete silence.

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would you?

>>2002449
No mic time or any thing to develop their characters.

>Man with a P

>Muted

quick fap time

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>>2002462

Kendrick just made Byron committer necking himself, holy fuck

>>2002445
Its Black Friday at my work. They will give me a ton of shit. A lot of you marks shop there.
>>2002465
Im listening to this guy.

>>2002461
member la parka

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>>2002465
WTF man!

Noam Dar sounds like the name of a Star Wars character desu

>>2002464
They're waiting for Liv Morgan to get called up to throw the four of them together

>>2002469
truthfully not really. I was a wcw kid and a huge mark for the luchadores

It is ridiculous how much more talented Kendrick is than the rest of the CW division

God damn are we going to actually see a fucking wrestling match anytime soon

>>2002472
I've dated trans girls in the past so it not a huge deal, and besides she seems cool and has a cool job

So probably

>>2002472
Yes. Only a fag wouldn't

>>2002472
Yes

>>2002490
No he isn't.

>>2002472
She looks cute, so yeah

>>2002489
It was mainly Rey Mysterio and Psychosis. This was before the wcw cruiserweights took off.

>Eye spy in my eye
Fucking hell

Cringe the fucking promo

Why have anyone else but Kendrick talk?

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wtf is this shit

...dont give this cray nigga a mic again

so is this guy a black surfer/stoner?

this nigga crazy too much dancing has fucked his brain

>>2002492

You know how I know you're gay?

>>2002485
Shit that was exactly what I was thinking

Why does Swann have the voice of a white guy?

All the negro cruserweights seem very queer

>>2002499
Couldn't even say it correctly, don't give this guy a mic again.

Swann's gimmick is effectively a friendly dancing crackhead

Every black person on the roster should just be in the New Day. Not like as a threatening super stable like nWo or anything. They all just sorta stand around yelling funny things on the mic

>>2002485
>>2002508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xF4_8QKa18

>>2002328
matt hardy

>>2002506
I'm an /asp/ poster?

Rich swan looks and sounds like every dancing homeless nigga I've ever seen

Why didn't they give the other black cruiserweight a shot? He was at least over and seems better.

they should hire TBK to give some promo classes to these kids

>>2002518
THIS FIRE STILL BURNS

>>2002495
He's the only one who can cut a decent promo, which is half of being a wrestler.
And he can actually wrestle, that's the other half

He's the only wrestler in the whole division

>>2002345
underrated post

>>2002521
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2002521
Better than watching Sasha vs Charlotte

>>2002449
cedric alexander is about to go through woman problems nad kayfabe bang a delicious chocolate jungle bunny

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holy shit. i thought rich swan looked familiar

>>2002495
Yeah he is

>>2002521
can you not

Who else was waiting for swann to say "because.....NEW DAY ROCKS!

>>2002521
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS
LET'S GO SHITFACE!
>SHITFACE SUCKS

That cruiserweight negro is retarded

>>2002521
>>2002536
THAT.....THATS GOTTA BE SHITFACE!!!
BAWW GOD HE'S BACK

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Wtf is this shit porn!?!? God fucking Damn it /asp/

>>2002541
Am I the only person that doesn't like it when shit touches dick?

Welp, time to fap.

Is carter mad again?

>>2002498
I could probably get into it. I'll look on youtube. I loved the WCW division though. Kidman, ultimo dragon, la parka. These guys need to go back and watch some of those matches and get learned

>>2002516
that yoda kek

>>2002516

I liked it

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>>2002516

>>2002541
>>2002529
>>2002521
>>2002551
>>2002555

I see those shit posts and I don't react to them anymore. Used to be gross, now it's meh

>>2002545
Literal shitposting.

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>>2002521
>>2002529
>>2002541
>>2002551
>>2002555

MODS

Based fucking Sheamus and Cesaro

cesaro's gimmick is more shit than these posts

Hey, it's Tessa Blanchard

I recognize that slag next to Seamus

Are we going behind the scenes for the 2k17 trailer?

GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE

>>2002565
good kek

What's the New Day doing in the background?

HOT
E
A
D

was that Kiara Mia?

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>It's another new day wins with heel tactics episode

Why no bar fight? What is this gay shit?

What the fuck is this

IRELAND BTFO

BAR BRAWL

NEW APA

COME ON

...WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

WHAT IS THIS

AWWWW SHIT

WE AMERICANZ NAO DAWG

MULTI-ETHNICS BULLYING THE POOR WHITE MAN

TRUMP 2016

Kek this segment is good.

>>2002581
I'm not sure but I don't hate it

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>literal shitposting

Guess this is what I deserve for actually watching raw

These shit dick pictures are better than this raw

what in the fucking hell is this

Is this a gay bar?

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this bar bro looks more intimidating than the universal champ.
it's kinda....shitty, no?

>THIS IS TRUMP'S AMERICA

>get banned for starting a thread asking how we can make wrestling great again with a Pepe
>some faggot literally shitposting scat in the general
>no problem at all

What did pedomod mean by this?

are they going to start doing some lucha underground stuff

what the fuck is this

>>2002592
Amazing

Backstage segments!

Is this WWE Studio's Rush Hour 4?

GOAT segment.

>>2002587
This desu

>>2002596
Exactly, gotten 3 warnings in past week about BBDWTS. This is BS!!!!!

Anything good happen

>>2002596
Hi cuckter

I unironically loved that segment

Cesaro bitch ass didn't even drink

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>HERE COMES THE SHITPOST
HERE COMES THE SHITPOST

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>>2002595

I like the narrative/short film segments

>>2002596

it means he's into scat

the absolute cuck

That was the best segment of 2016

FUCKING
BEST
SEGMENT
OF
ALL
TIME

>>2002603
>>2002603
>>2002603
>>2002603

non shit thread

IS CESARO CLEAN?

Could he really not be bothered to take a sip? I know its not coffee but still

this raw is shit

wtf?

>>2002612
Swiss are alcohol-free.

>cesaro didn't drink the guinness

>Cesaro not drinking the beer
What did he mean by this

That segment was pretty Lucha underground

Pretty enjoyable

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>TRUMPS AMERICA NOW
>GET OUT NOW
>REEEEEEEE

>>2002627
He thought he would turn Irish, therefore Autistic

>Drinking Guinness

Fucking degenerate swines

Holy shit is raw actually good tonight?

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>Cesaro and Sheamus finding common ground and starting to get along
The segment was cheesy and cliche as fuck, but I unironically enjoyed that.

See that's what The Lads should've been

>>2002472
is she really trans or is that a meme

>>2002629
pretty accurate to be honest

WOW creative is a joke. that segment was literally just the APA bar brawl 2.0
https://youtu.be/r-CXUXVIrLY

>>2002639
It's not a meme

>>2002645
Oh yeah I member!

>>2002646
I couldn't find anything online tho

>>2002645
>APA were the first people to do this

30+

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>>2002639
>asking if anything on /asp/ is a meme with any social relevance outside of this shitty echo chamber

>>2002531
Lmfao rich swan there for the 5 o clock free crack giveaway

>>2002645
>A team used that gimmick 30 years ago! Oh no! You can't do that ever again! Bad WWE! Bad!

Retard

What happened to the New Day match?

>>2002649
Use her real name. She was connected to a trans equality organization a few years ago

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>tfw you realize raw is so shit on purpose to make Roman look good, and it's working

Based big dog about to destroy a fat jibber.

Didn't they say the tag match was next?

>>2002639
She's really trans

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>those qts in the Roman shirts
>tfw no Roman fan gf

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>the womens go last
The fucking state of raw

>>2002661
Maybe she has someone close to her who is trans? Or am I getting memed?

>>2002661
Charly Arnolt?

>>2002670
What am I looking at here?

Where's big poppa pump when u need him?

>>2002670
The blonde was alright, the other was jew

Ah shit, I forgot that this bullshit goes to eleven

>>2002670
screencap or it didn't happen

>>2002674
You sick prick

Sorry I just got in, what's going to happen in the next hour? Is it worth watching from this point?

>>2002692
You JUST MADE THE (FBI) LIST

>>2002693
Heyman is gonna cry in the ring.

Falls Count Anywhere match for Women's title.

>>2002693
Sasha v Charlotte is the main event. Your choice really.

>>2002693
After Big Dog vs Fat we have New Gay Title match, and Wimmins Championship

>>2002674

>babbys first /b/ troll

>>2002696
Why? I didn't click it. It literally says CP at the end of the link you stupid idiot

>>2002693
The only segment worth watching is the Braun one and the Sheamus and Cesaro bar brawl

>>2002704
You made the list for being a fuckboy

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>>2002674

>>2002707
No u

>>2002700
>Charlotte main-eventing in Charlotte, NC
Why not?

>>2002716
because it's another forced women's main eventing match, has nothing to do with Charlotte.

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>>2002698
>going from No.1728606 to No.65353611
What did (you) mean by this?

>LETS GO RAMEN
>RAMEN SUCKS
No, please. Don't.

>>2002674
Am I going to jail for this?

>>2002730
yep

>universal title match before womens and tag team
BURIED

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>You can't slip out even though your hair is greasy

kek

>>2002730
Yes.

>>2002735
The Universal Title isn't on the line

>>2002735
>universal title match
What did he mean by this

>>2002735
Not a title match

I hope JeriKO is over

It was fun while it lasted but KO needs to do his own thing

>>2002735
It's not a title match, it's a number one contender match you stupid idiot

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>Go back to football or whatever the hell you were doing

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>>2002744
You're on the list motherfucker

>>2002735
Its not a title match. It's a "we havent pushed Reigns in a while" match.

>>2002747
Imagine the rage if Roman told Owens to return to his bingo halls and his 12 buck a match payments.

>>2002757
Id "wtf I love Roman now" t b h fampai

>>2002756
and this is a "worked by THE BIG DOG" fatass right here.

>>2002730
Based on where you live probably not jail. But you will might harassed by your isp and the cops

>>2002756
>SEETHING

>>2002760
Same, I'd really like that comeback but they won't let him say it.

>>2002763
18+ junior

>>2002741
>>2002743
>>2002745
>>2002756
Baited for these exact responses 2ez

>>2002764
Im a smackdownie now. I don't need to seeth over this.

>"10" chant is actually picked up among casual WWE crowds

MASSIVE MUTT GETS A TITLE SHOT!!!!!

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DA BEEG DAWG

BASED BIG DOG GONNA GET BOTH TITLES

roman getting cheers

Based Big Dog to beat Fatty Owen's title reign?

BBDWTS

>>2002769
Even if it was "im only pretending to be retarded". It's still a "lets push reigns" match.

>Having your world champion lose super-clean on a random episode of Raw

Gotta make Roman look strong

>>2002768
>literally clicking on cp
>doesn't think it wrong in the eyes of the law
please, please have sex

>>2002784
>>2002789

Based BIG Dog making the obese smarks RAGE

>>2002790
>thinking Law enforcement would waste their time on someone on a Mongolian throat singing site clicking a random link to a couple of pics

18+ kid

>>2002789
50/50 booking. Based Fatass will retain.

>>2002603
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>>2002603

Wait a minute, will they have enough time for the interview, Tag Team title match, Sasha vs Charlotte MM and all the ad breaks?

>>2002679
>still using a shoop

>>2002792
Ironically, only fat housewives like Roman. Get back to the kitchen, whore.

>>2002681
You're not, she's a former dude

>>2002792
It's not even Roman, it's Vince's gay obsession with him.
The entire company is booked around making Roman look strong and it's boring as hell as a result.

If Roman had went to Smackdown, Raw would be amazing

>>2002816
and fat smarks hate Roman, your point being?

This nigga cryin' lol

>>2002821
>Vince's gay obsession

Good job starting off without a valid argument.

>The entire company is booked around making Roman look strong

Not even worth debating.

>>2002838
Why even write such a non-answer of a post?

>>2002844

Because I'm a huge faggot

>>2002844
To respond to you, and say your points don't mean squat except just plain whining.

IT WAS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME

Heyman in full JUST mode.

>>2002838
Look at just last year, they created the League of Nations, pulled Alberto Del Rio out of his storyline, all to make Roman look strong.

Look at this year, Roman gets his first two clean pinfall losses, only because he did drugs.

He comes back and is almost immediately rewarded by getting a US Title reign