RAW Game Thread #2

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first for big dog

>Horse vs Charles
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Charlottes tits are amazing.

>horse wins tonight
>another fucking match at roadblock
FIGHT FOREVER

Foley lost a tooth wtf

>>2001947
BBDWTS

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>>2001947
First for Bigger Dog

>>2001953
>he's also a good brother

based

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Thicc

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>yfw Sasha beats Charlotte and the feud continues

>>2001959
>Charlotte
>Thicc
...

Welp Cedric's losing

>>2001951
His transformation into a cuck is killing him.

So is it Charles Vs Horse now?

Why do those vanilla midgets get their own show? they shit it up with their segments on RAw

Cedric's got a good theme

Let him put those thirty pounds back on and compete in the real division

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>>2001959
>people actually find this attractive in any way
Disgusting

>>2001965
>transformation

>Cedric Alexander
>comes out to no reaction
>from Charlotte, North Carolina
>pop
mark crowd. Women and children shouldn't be allowed to watch wrestling.

the purple ropes and the handshake are so gayyy

they better stop for 205

Time for the literally whos cruiserkeks

>>2001971
ur a fag

>It's a Black vs White Cruiserweight match
>It's a 6 man tag team match

>>2001959
WOOOOOOOOOOF

>alicia well never look at you like that
fuck my shit up senpai

jesus, charlotte's arms are fucking swole

I want to lick them

>More cuck storylines

http://www.strawpoll.me/11757419

>Cedric Fox angle

What's the point of the cruiserweights? They know they'll never reach Rey Mysterio and Psychosis levels so why do they even bother?

>the no-reaction-weights division
Is it the manlets or this dead crowd that's killing the show tonight?

>>2001959
SLIME
L
I
M
E

>>2001971
t. Literal faggot.

what the fuck

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>manlets

Piss break.

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>>2001959
Not only is that not thicc, its repulsive

>>2001983
Bye anon, you had a nice life.

NESE AND NEVILLE TAG TEAM WHEN?

>>2001986
>>2001987
>Gives literally no stories or gimmicks
>Forces them to wrestle on WWE style even though they were killing each other with flippy shit on the CWC
>WWE doesn't know why no one cares

>>2001963
kek

Literally the only time Cedric got a reaction was in his own town, and they beat him

Fuck this company

>losing in his hometown
Based Vinny Mac

That guy fucked up the meltdown. Bryan Clarke is rolling in his grave

what the fuck was that finisher

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>tfw no tag team match playa

CERO MIEDO

when did they break back the midgets division?

When is the last time someone won in their hometown?

At this point my head would probably fucking explode if a wrestler won in their hometown

mini damien sandow beats mini darren young

>>2002002
Nice palendrome

back to your indy fed tony

that was a pretty dope looking pumphandle slam to be honest

Tony Nese looks like CM Punk with no lame tats and a bigger dick

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>>2001994
it will be better this way

IF ENZO AMORE HAD A DIME FOR EVERY DIME HE'S EVER DRAWN, HE WOULD HAVE... ZERO DIMES

Slime when???

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Who was the Jannetty?

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>>2001956
Hell yeah man

>>2002008
Probalaly CM Punk

>>2002006
As much as I would want Pentagon in wwe (or at least the cruiserweight classic), holy fuck are they dropping the ball with these guys

>>2002008
Charlotte tonight

> Pumphandle finisher
Literally we've got no idea what we're doing, the finisher

>>2002018
Xavier, no doubt

>>2002022
You know it won't be clean though

>>2002018
The white one.

Top lel I completely forogot raw was on. What have I missed

>>2002021
Nese stole that finish from Pentagon but forgot to do the half nelson part

>>2002027
one cruiserwait broke his neck after a dive

Should I buy Final Fantasy XV?

>>2002027
Enormous fucking pop for roman and that's pretty much it really

>>2002023
>> Pumphandle finisher
>Literally we've got no idea what we're doing, the finisher


Kinda looked like a driver idk if that was intended

>>2002018
im thinking Big E
kofi is a veteran and established jimmy following
xavier has the gamer gimmick and can get over with millennials
Big E is a manlet, that hasnt been good by himself, unless they give him a comedy gimmick, then maybe he can be ok. .

>>2002020
zigg vs miz in OH. One of them won at home.

Diana nip slip

>>2002035
But they don't build them from Cleveland which is stupid

Lads I just bought a house

>>2002027

Based Braun murdering niggers and Canadian gingers

>recapping something that happened like 40 minutes earlier
why

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>king say's "shock the world" during the pre-show
>KO botches on the mic afterwards
>Foley's teeth fall out

STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS

>>2002031
no

>>2002039
happy for you anon

enjoy it

>>2002030
BASED

>>2002032
BASED

>>2002041
BASED

>>2002027
Good JeriKO moment, Jericho said that he didn't attack Rollins in a Sin Cara mask, instead that it was Sin Cara in a Jericho mask.

BIG DOG came out, held his own pretty well in the promo and was pretty fun,

BRAAAAAAAUN kills Golden Truth and zzzzzzayn

Foley screaming again and teeth nearly fell out.

Cruiserwieght boring shit.

We literally just saw this 30 minutes ago why are we recapping?

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>Graves standing closer to the camera so that you can't notice he's a manlet

>>2002031

Preordered it for some reason

>>2002044
Why not? it's getting good reviews

Why the WWE got two trannys named Charles?

FOR FUCKS SAKE, JUST SAY "ROADBLOCK." YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP SAYING THE TAGLINE/SUBTITLE.

Was that driver Samy Zayne?

>you will never shitpost from your phone on /asp/ in the garage of an arena

>>2002055
close

>>2002052
wut

BASED BIG DOG GETTING A TITLE SHOT

someone send the man

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>missing the windshield crack spot

what is this

DEVASTATING

>Parking lot brawl
>Last week's main event

wtf I love Seth now

>does the pedigree

wtf I hate Seth now

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Charles the sexy tranny sighted

What a fucking tragic pedigree

That looked awkward.

literally assault
literally a jailable offense
seth rollins should literally by in jail

Seth is just boring

that was sad

i never really noticed, but Rollins has a giant kike nose

worst parking lot brawl ever

That was fucking terrible

>the fucking state of ram

>>2002067
Why does everyone call her a tranny? Looked her up and saw zero proof.

THE
STATE
OF
JASETHY

>>2002068
IT WAS THE MOST DEVASTATING PEDIGREE EVER IN WWE HISTORY

>>2002039
/asp/ housewarming party when?

>>2002073

Does it remind you of yours?

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>pedigree on the roof of the car
ITS JUST LIKE MUH VIDYA GAEM MATCHES

his pedigree is SO

BAD

>>2002047
Sounds like I missed the best parts of this raw fuk

>>2002073
he's armenian i believe

>That pedigree
dear lord, please just beat Haitch already so you can get a new finisher.

Seth Rollins should just start using the Slapjack because his Pedigree is pathetic

I miss the curb stomp

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TFW when Sasha gets booed

>>2002078
its just another stupid /asp/ meme, pay it no mind

Seth is trying to be Haitch

>>2002078
Because this fucking website is obsessed with traps. They see a cute girl, they assume she has a penis

That was pretty good scene. Fuck the haters.

>>2002089
Based Stevie Ray
https://youtu.be/aqMQiC9xbO8

>>2002067
>man
>sexy

>>2002093
ikr? they ended it bc RAYCIST

>making Jasethy a "badass"
>making Dean a goofball

HOW did they fuck this up so hard?

tbf there's an unwillingness to take the Pedigree properly from guys now too.
Most of them flop to the ground way just as Seth jumps up

But regardless, his build doesn't suit the move

>tfw you'll never see the curb stomp on the hood of a car
End it now

>>2002098
only the cutest girls have penises anon

>>2002098
well she isnt cute so that shoots down that.

I liked the parking lot brawl, it was something different and we haven't seen it in years. You fags just watch to complain

I'm just glad a face beat the shit out of heel that screwed him at all.
Tired of muh Super Cena faces.

Why are they showing us this again?

>showing us what we just saw

pls stop

Why can't Seth just go back to the curbstomp? I remember when Brock put over his move by calling him Mr. Curbstomp.

>>2002098
No, just that one

>>2002098
>girl
>penis

>>2002110
Bock and Dean earlier this year idiot

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>it's another charlotte vs botcha banks episode

Holy fuck her hairline

Hahahahahahahahah

ITS HOSS TIME

>>2002099
I'm a Seth mark and it was a bit poor mate. Not really the best brawl at all and the thrown gate should probably have broken the windshield or cracked something and instead it just bounced around really plastic shite

>>2002110
Agree with you anon, not great, but good enough. Liked the dive through the limo Seth did, surprised they didn't fuck it up.

>>2002110
Cry more Carter

>>2002113
Gotta fill those three hours somehow

Fuck Sasha's wig looks terrible tonight

BALD
BALD
BALD

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>>2002094
>The absolutely decimated city of (you)

>>2002115
They're scared that he'll injure someone with it

Kinda ironic in hindsight

>>2002109
He is very cute

>>2002111

Baby faces aren't supposed to do that kind of stuff, they're supposed to overcome obstacles and win clean

>the camera switching angles during the pedigree to attempt to salvage it
Are there any tricks that WWE doesn't know by this point?

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>This match again

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>>2002115
bc it's clearly racist

THAT RECEEDING HAIRLINE

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Hope Charlotte delivers again tonight.

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>womens wrestling

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>>2002115
Brock took the curb stomp so well

>>2002129
It has to be the safest move out there.

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>city of botcha's hairline

fucking coons and their weaves giving them premature baldness

>>2002128
Pls no bully

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>>2002104
yea they should have just buried dean a long time ago seth is a badass.

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>>2002094

Sashas outfit is terrible.
That half and half shit does not work.

Dana > Charlotte > Sasha > Potatohead

As far back as Sasha's hairline is, you'd think she was the one related to Ric Flair

why are all the males in the crowd fat and have beards?

>>2002144
Hola Carter

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>>2002139
I miss this Seth desu

Something just isn't right anymore

>>2002118
>10 second clip of brock taking dean to suplex city through a window
i mean it was cool and did put ambrose smarks in their place.

>>2002148
>Potatohead
>Not even on RAM
Lives in your head rent free

BAYLEY OR NIA JAX COMES OUT AND INTERRUPTS SCREEN CAP THIS

>>2002139
that was fantastic
>>2002150
numales

>inb4 Bailey costs Charlotte the title

>>2002146
Jesus I didn't even notice till you pointed it out but good god whoever does her shit should be fired

>>2002150
Easier to see their official WWE merch for the cameras

Charlotte starting to look thicc, lads

>>2002160

>buying WWE tshirts over the age of 14

If Botcha is so into Eddie Guerro why does she use the crossface why doesnt she use the lasso el passo?

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>mocking Flair in Flair Country

>>2002154
yeah, in todays version of WWE a backhanded remark against an opponent in a carpark would be considered a brawl though

They quite literally botched 5 seconds into that match.

You can't make this up.

>having them wrestle again so soon after having a hell in a cell match
That should've been the blow off to this garbage, not yet another singles match on a random raw.

>>2002159
Whoever does botcha's wig needed to get fired over a year ago

Sasha hairline pushed back a lil more than usual tonight

>this count
They've been out of the ring for like an 80 count

>>2002166
Why can't she do the ultimate tribute and die

wtf is going on? these weird as fuck tosses? the ref basically stopped counting

We like to have a lot of fun here
Post some memes
Be contrarian

But women's wrestling is just the absolute worst

FUCK THIS COMPANY

Sasha absolutely got the short end of the stick in the genetic lottery. Giant jew nose and 4 acre forehead don't mix well.

THANK FUCK

>>2002175
Dude counted 8 twice

Raw is a fucking trainwreck. I'd rather watch the fucking Eagles

here comes king cuck

>>2002171
well i have 2 of those already, im on my way lads :^)

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>Double Count out
>White Knight Foley

>>2002117
Charly can be a girl if she wants to, a dick dosn't change that

fucking hell foley we don't need to see you every 10 minutes

FUCK OFF MICK

THIS FEUD SUCKS

Jesus Christ I fucking hate cuck foley.

>cuck foley gargling on the mic again

FUCK OFF FOLEY YOU PRICK!

WOAH FEUD CONTINUES THIS IS AWESOME FIGHT FOREVER YOU DESERVE IT

>>2002183
Whats score?

Sasha wins confirmed.

FUCK OFF FOLEY

>>2002186
Can any Ramfags actually defend this

>le we not gunna end this like this meymey


Fucking RAW

>later on tonight

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>>2002188
I miss The Authority. I really do.

>counted 8 twice
This show is fucking horrible

NO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

I legit think the ref didn't know he was supposed to count him out until he finally had to lol

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Fuck off Foley

>Historic Rivalry

What did Foley mean by this?

Literally why not just restart in now

Why is Mick Foley such a huge part of this shitty feud? He's constantly having to interfere with their terrible matches

>your feud has been great for the women's division
wtf happened to pretending people were actually competing ffs
>the state of diva shit

>pushing this to the main event

Well at least I can sleep early

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>restarting the match later on tonight

FUCK YOU MICK!!

FUCKING KEK FOLEY
MAKING US WATCH MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT

>Mick foley admitting that smackdown is better
The fucking state of RAW

we gotta sit through this shit TWICE?

I'm done, Smackdown wins again

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Please @RealMickFoley, just let it end! #WomensChampionship

Might as well make it a fucking buried alive match

>TFW EARLY NIGHT

THANKS BASED FOLY

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No Count Outs
No DQ
Falls Count Anywhere

Oh dear...

Member when wimins wrasslin was more about showing off sexy bodies?

>>2002218
BASED EMMALINA OUR GIRL

>>2002131
>Who is "Beat my boss with his piss pan" Stone Cold?

>>2002195

14-7 Puckers, Iggles got it and driving slowly

oh fuck there's still 2 hours left

They should give Kevin Owens an Alex Jones gimmick.

so is this PPV called Roadblock End of the Line or is WWE autistic?

>>2002208
Because theyre fragile and need to rest up.

>>2002222
Los basados quartos

#CANCELRAW
#CANCELRAW

Lads this is shit. About to have a fap, what category should I go for?

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>>2002217
Was there ever any doubt?

>>2002228
Change the channel

>>2002208
WOMEN MAIN EVENTING
2
0
1
6

>>2002222

waste of quads

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>>2002223
member sable, member arm candy

>First Falls Count Anywhere match in YEARS and it's fucking Women.
Fuck off WWE

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>>2002218

>>2002234
S L I M E D
L
I
M
E
D

>>2002234
Gay twink BDSM

>>2002234
go for some midget on normal woman

>>2002230
triple cuck got bored with his takeover naming shit now hes memeing the main ppvs

>>2002234
tranny or cuckold. only 2 that matter

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>>2002223
Member when you weren't a NEET posting on a Latvian banjo tuning forum?

Me neither

>>2002234
Blacked.com

>>2002234
Midget

>>2002234

Look at pictures of Braun

>>2002225

have you ever heard the expression "exception to the rule"

>>2002234
stuck milf

>>2002234

/ss/

>>2002223
I member :,(

Has Mick Foley been in every segment so far?

>>2002250
Actually it's kinda sad that I have a job and tertiary education. Kinda wish I have that neet life.

>>2002253
I do that too much

>>2002230
Roadblock: End of the Line but they'd rather say the whole thing like back in the "In Your House" days.

it's getting harder to defend the state of this show

>tfw Big Dog was the best thing about RAW so far


kek

Lads I live in Pittsburgh and they just advertised Road Block tickets for sale anyone want to go with me

>>2002208
Because they couldnt get any other skank in for the diva match a week Raw.

>>2002269
as if there was ever any doubt

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>>2002262
Same

>>2002236
This. Don't know why ppl act like they're forced to watch, change the fuckin channel so the ratings will drop then Vince will actually try to give us decent shows

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>>2002234
futanari hentai desu senpai

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>LANA

JESUS CHRIST!

Holy fucking yum. I'd like to see Lana get SLIMED

Holy fuuuck

HOLY FUCKING YUM

Lana should do blacked

Rusev wont let us down

BASED RURU TIME!

LANAL
A
N
A
L

Why is Rusev such a joke

HE IS THE ONLY MAN THAT CAN HAVE ME

>>2002278
>>2002280

New memes??

>>2002278
i wanna see her get GREENED

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED KEK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

He clearly wasn't naked

hd captures of lama please

>>2002271
i legit would but live like 15hrs away.
nice city though, rode the cable car thing

>>2002281
yes

>>2002288
>>2002288
>>2002288
NEW

>>2002242
Funny. I would like to say the same about her glacier tier promos.

THAT BULGARIAN SAUSAGE

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>yfw you spell Lana backwards.

>that transition

hilarious

>watching in Pittsburgh
>ad for Roadblock comes on
>Reigns vs Owens for Universal Championship
Thanks WWE.

>>2002281
I vote blacks on blondes instead

>>2002295

Make the trip anon

We can mark out for Braun together

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>>2002294

>Rusev tweeted "I am the bigger man"

Rusev should be the Big Dog not Roman

>>2002292
accurate

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>>2002234
tranny

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>>2002301

what's this little guinea's name again?

Does WWE every try not to make Rusev look like a cuck

I would love to stuff her turkey

>>2002326
no that's his gimmick

How in god's name is Rusev the heel in this feud.

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>>2002234
cute anime boys

LANA WANTS HER TURKEY STUFFED

>>2002078
Look harder. Her old facebook had pictures of her holding spiro bottles

What happened to the discord channel

>>2002343
>>>/a/utism

>>2002381
https://discord.gg/PSy4AVB

who was the bigger cuck in WWE? Rusev or Matt Hardy?

>>2002357
what's that?

>>2002423
Spironolactone, it's a female hormone used during hormone replacement therapy

>>2002470
so she IS a tranny?

>>2002488
yeah

>>2002507
shame

>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BRRRRRT
[spoiler] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAq8d9NDsT0 [/spoiler]