>A strange story follows about an Australian tour where the

Based English-Texan Paul London blowing Le Undercarder the fuck out

>Undercarder has deadman on his license plate

wew and I thought him being a mark for himself was a meme

>London

Who?

>>1996633
lmao big tokes london putting Mark "never drawn a dime, think I'm one of the lads" Cuckaway in his place

>>1996633
Sauce

Based L O N D O N BTFOing Taketty

>>1996645
from an old paul london and kendrick shoot

http://slam.canoe.com/Slam/Wrestling/2010/07/03/pf-16045201.html theres the quote

>Playing judge Judy at 4 AM
>Wearing your own merchandise
>Having deadman on your license plate
Who would've thought that a man named Mark would be this much of a mark for himself

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>every other wrestler when they let the Undercarder pretend he's a leader then laugh behind his back

>>1996651
Nash and JBL are legit marks for Taker.

JBL would probably suck his dick if Taker wanted him to.

>>1996653
>lanklets that have never drawn a dime
>marks for the most overhyped lanklet to scare a dime away

Absolutely inclines me to ponder.

>>1996658
Gain height midget.

JBL would squash your london with one finger

>>1996662
JBL got punched out by Joey Styles and didn't do anything

>>1996662
>Joey
>fucking
>Styles

>>1996651
I always suspected this to be the case every time I heard a story about le wrestler's court. Good to finally get some confirmation.

>>1996663
JBL literally bullied midgets like you around the locker room to turn them into men.

>>1996663
>>1996665
Basedmind

>>1996667
>No comeback

>>1996667
too bad he couldn't bully joey styles

based steve blackman also beat the shit out of JBL and had to be held back by hardcore holly and al snow or he would have killed him

>>1996663
>>1996665
>Joey styles

who?

>>1996651
Undertaker was scary because if you put pissed him off he'd tell Vince to stop your fucking push and bury you. Undertaker wasn't scary, undertakers connection to Vince was scary

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>can't wrestle
>can't commentate
>can't draw
>can't not have tits
>can't escape being a black man's janetty
>can't beat up Joey Styles
>can't choose a draw as his favourite

JUST Bradshaw Gayfield

No surprise at the level of self importance Undercarder has for himself. He thought Lebron would kiss his ass and take pictures with him in a transparently obvious publicity stunt.

>>1996678
>Undertaker was scary because if you put pissed him off he'd tell Vince to stop your fucking push and bury you. Undertaker wasn't scary, undertakers connection to Vince was scary

>Black belt in a martial art i forgot the name of it.
>Straight up beat people up
>Could Takedown Kurt Angle
>Tall, jacket

I'd be pretty scared of him if he wanted to fight me desu. And i am not even that small.

For sure i would be more scared of him than fucking Jericho or Joey Styles wtf JBL,Goldberg.

>>1996685
*jacked. Fuck i am retarded.

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>>1996680
>Worked by the best heel champ of the 00's

B A S E D

>>1996685
Does it really matter if he can legit people you up or not? Say you're completely 100% sure you can wipe the floor with him, you still wouldn't do it because it would cost your job.

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>>1996684
>and then he got snuffed

Is undercarder the most JUST wrestler of all time?

>>1996689
Who?

>>1996691
>Does it really matter if he can legit people you up or not?
...yes???

Really not many times someone was fired in wrestling for having a fight backstage.

Why didn't London or any other guy that had beef with Taker tried to go at him? Because they would get KO'ed in seconds if they tried probably.

>>1996680
>>1996692
KEK

>>1996698
Quiet Mark, Men are talking.

>>1996698
nobody had "beef" with taker, but in londons case here he just thought it was funny that he was a mark for himself. no reason to go fight him over it

>>1996680
>>1996694
>>1996700

Post your net worth's here and compare it to based JBL i bet you wont you broke ass fags.

>>1996705
Quiet John.

>>1996698
>Why didn't London or any other guy that had beef with Taker tried to go at him? Because they would get KO'ed in seconds if they tried probably.

The state of Taketty marks. The whiff of CM Cuck's limp wristed punch would be enough to turn Undercarder's knees to dust.

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>>1996718
Post that $$$$ boy i am waiting.

>>1996723
Quiet John.

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>>1996724
?

>>1996728
huh?

>>1996723
>>1996705


Still doesn't change the fact he can't work, and is awful on the stick.

>>1996662
It's my first time seeing a JBL mark and it's so sad

>>1996732

>Carter replied to my shitposting

Thats an honor, faggot.

>>1996733

Gain wealth Pajeet then we will talk.

>>1996739
Who's Carter

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>>1996745
Who are you?

>>1996748
Paul

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>>1996755
Thats a vague response. Friend.

>Undercarder jannety'd in a thread about him by JBL

kek

>>1996685

>Black belt in a martial art i forgot the name of it.

Unless it's boxing or legit wrestling, it's probably only marginally useful in a real brawl.

>Could jump Kurt Angle from behind and live to tell about it solely because Angle is incredibly merciful

Fixed.

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>>1996761
Lets give Taker a rest. Its JBL time now.

>>1996765
It's a BJJ black belt awarded to him by a Gracie as a publicity stunt. Literally worthless.

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Is there any other wrestler who would be better to get drunk and/or high with than Paul London?

>>1996785
>Manlet

Never.

>>1996633
Paul London is a vanilla midget.

London and Kendrick will never be back to BTFO New Day :/

>>1996651
Taker reminds me of guys that still go to high school parties 15 years after they graduate wearing their letter jsckets

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>>1996653
I wish we had a video of jbl with a mouthfull of deadman spunk. As a joke

>>1996675
18+ you pencl necked geek

>thinking being tough on TV translates over into real life in any way
>getting a stomach tattoo for his middle school "Backstage Krew" clique
>getting a woman's name on his fucking neck and then covering it up when the relationship ends
The fucking conurbation of Taketty.

>>1996680
Longest running Smackdown champ

>>1996633
Taketty destroyed