>Bret "The Hitman" Hart >never assassinated anyone

He assassinated his career.

>who are dimes

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>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>hasn't died of hypothermia

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>The Sandman
>Actually puts everyone to sleep when he's in the ring

> "The Deadman" Undercarder
> ???

>"The Rated R Superstar" Edge
>show is rated PG-14

>>1996219
He assassinated the ratings

>Stone Cold Steve Austin
>never drew a dime

>nation of domination
>they're all jobbers

>>1997334
that was HBGay

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>>1997369
18+

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>Becky Lynch
>Never decorated the RAW set with pine tree ornaments

>>1997378

>Becky Lynch
>never lynched anyone

>>1997395
What the fuck did you think pine tree ornaments were?

>>1997378
>becky lynch
>doesn't crave the BBC

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> Nikki Cross
> Actually has anger pent up
Shout outs to the Anon who pointed this out first.

>WWE Main Event
>it's all jobbers that have never main evented anything

>Total Nonstop Action
>stops after a commercial break

> Eric Young
> Has the voice of a 178 year old smoker

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>>1997408
Actually made me kek.

>>1996219
>Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart
>Isn't a block of steel

> No Way Jose
> Has a positive outlook

> Rich Swann
> Isn't making much money and isn't a foul

>Heartbreak kid
>Hasn't broke any hearts and is over 50

>A-Train
>Isn't a train

>"The Architect" Seth Rollins
>has never designed a single thing in his life

>>1997425
> Prince Albert
> Hasn't got a pierced...
Oh, well I hope he doesn't.

>Samoa Joe
>is from California
>Prince Devitt
>isn't a prince
>Hiroshi "once in a century ace" Tanahashi
>Okada is the second ace

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>>1996219
>the big show
>it isn't his penis

> Dean Ambrose
> Isn't a bishop of Milan from the 4th centuary

Rob Van Dam drives a car

>>1997467

Van means "of" or "from" in Dutch, so he's Rob from/of Dam

>>1997467
>>1997469
Don't you guys mean Robert Szatkowski