CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>1994931
>Baloring will be back

Glad I don't watch the F-Show anymore.

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>>1994931

Sheamus made it on but not Cesaro. Jesus.

>>1994939
Is.

Is Xavier multiplying?

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More Rusev internet awesomeness here...

>>1994915
>>1994915
>>1994915

>Sasha botch on the poster

gay

They put the fucking Bullet club on the poster?

I AM NOT A DRAW

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>>1994939
kek, they got Xavier on there twice and can't even fit Cesaro into a small spot

I have a friend in Switzerland and he says Cesaro is not a star there. No one knows who he is. He is a nobody there. In his hometown kek

only talent with real personality on the poster. Get a new pull off suit cesarno

They could've got rid of one of the negros for Cesaro

>>1994944
BASED.FUCKING.RUSEV

>>1994939
>when you see it shit brix

Owens and Reigns are the only that don't look like retards on this poster.

What the fuck is WWE's department doing this shit on. It literally looks like made for a bingo hall tier company

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>>1995007
>Reigns doesn't look retarded

>>1995019
He doesn't look retarded. He looks like a fucking superhero. Get your eyes checked and Roman out of your brain

>>1995025
This roman reigns shilling on /asp/ is getting really old.

>>1995025
Hey Trip.

>>1994931
lol Seasmus made it on

>>1995019
How does he look retarded?
He's not doing any wacky gesture or silly facial expression as a few others are.
He's just doing his usual "handsome man in stills" shtick.

>>1994994
Cause noone gives a fuck about mandrama in europe.

>>1995144
Sheamus is a draw everywhere outside of amerilardland

>>1995155
why?

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>>1995149
Ramen looks retarded all the time. He wears a fucking bulletproof vest and blue contacts, I can't take him seriously.

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>>1995160
>still here

Embarrassing. You have 0 shame, Well

>>1995158
Unique look, good size, got a push.
He's tailor-made to be beloved by Eurojeets.

>>1995160
He was just standing there in that image, though.
Also I think he dropped the contacts.

>>1995158
yurocucks never drew a dime

>>1995166
I was in a restaurant in the US while Raw was on and some waitress said that Sheamus was so white that his skin looked green

>>1994931
>Your UNIVERSAL CHAMPION is at the far back

>>1995176
universal champion is the worst belt and title the WWE has ever had

>>1995164
Cringe. That was way worse than Roman
>>1995166
He's definitely wearing contacts in that poster

>>1995123
Hey Evan.

>>1994931
He's going to leave by then

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>>1994931

>>1994931
He should try to have a goddamn tiny bit of charisma instead of being a crybaby bitch.

But oh no, it couldn't be his fault he's not over. It must be mean Vince or the utter fools in creative.

Take it from an inside source, this bitch won't see next summerslam.

>>1994939
2spooky

>>1995314
They should make Cesaro just like Bret Hart and make him a whinny babby and complain aboot getting screwed eh?

>>1995473

Ziggler is already using that gimmick, it's going to pay off anytime now.

>>1995153
Wrestling in Europe is more popular than ever, he's a huge draw in France, Germany and of course Switzerland.

>>1994994
I actually have a friend in Switzerland.

Guess how wrong you are.

>>1994931
Regardless of what you think of Cesaro; you have to admit that Vince is a raging fucking idiot for not putting him front and center on a poster for a card in his home fucking country.

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he would be so good in new japan

don't have to do any promos and he has a huge power moveset

plus they love dropkicks

>>1994996
then why is the jobber club on the poster?

>>1994996
>Reigns
>Balor

>personality

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>implying cesaro wont be on based smackdown by then and that's why he isnt on a raw house show poster

>>1996082
Don't toy with us like that anon

>>1994931

Is Finn even back yet?

>>1994931

Why don't you just quit then?

>>1995753

No it isn't.

No he isn't.

>>1996111
Fear & Loathing IX just sold over 6K seats and is the most-attended BritWres show in decades.

>>1996109
>hurr what's a contract

>>1994931
fucking festus in a wwe poster.
> wrestling in 2016

>>1996124
>6k buys
Lmao.
Wrestling was and will be a niche in Europe, especially mainland Europe.

>>1996124
Wrestling is still NO WAY near as popular in Britain as it was in the 70s and 80s, or even the late 90s. Its a steadily growing niche with a loyal fanbase, but it used to be mainstream entertainment.

>>1996082
this
Isn't SD supposed to take 3 guys off RAM, as the winning team? Zayn is a given, who will be other two, Cesaro and?

>>1996136
It's rapidly growing in Germany.
There are wrestling feds in Czech Republic and Poland. It's actually growing.

>>1995753
Bullshit. I'm Bulgarian and nobody here even knows who the fuck Rusev is. The only people I know who watch mandrama are 16-year-old girls.

>>1996136
>seats
>"buys"

dumb illiterate tripshit

>>1996146
So you're from a 3rd world shithole, and?

>>1996154
At least his country didn't elect a meme.

Based Big Dog front and center

>>1994931
Based Big Dog and Sheamus are the only ones that don't look like jabronis.

Kevin Owens looks alright there too but he is so photoshopped he doesn't even look like him. His gut is also hidden.

>>1996170
How do Rollins & Gallows "look like jabronis" on there?

>>1996179
Rollin's gigantic nose and it's Festus..with even less hair

>>1996142
The feds in Poland and Czech Republic barely get any audience, and either are dying or are just pet projects for some edgy teens or guys that want to earn a quick buck. The one in Silesia has been active for years and the only ones watching that shit are bored locals.
Nobody cares about wrestling in Poland, and it's a meme in Czech Republic.
The only place where it has a fair amount of fans is Germany.

>>1996182
Reigns has a nose just as big, if not bigger, in that photo

>Festus

I thought that this was about judging purely off what's on the poster, not a gimmick from last decade.

>>1996148
C'mon, don't act it like it's gonna make a difference.

>>1996188
I'd ask you to don't act like you have any idea of what you're talking about but it's way too late for that.

>seats = buys

You fucking dumbshit.

>>1996186
at least the festus gimmick was kinda interesting

>>1996186
You want me to go more in detail? Rollin's big ugly nose on his ugly mug, his ugly beard, his ugly eyes, his stupid head tilt, and his jabronis face.

Festus will always look like Festus because he is Festus. He looks like a jabroni

What do you even want

>>1996202
You to stop being a shitposting autist, but much like your poor Mother I imagine I'll continue to go wanting.

>>1996204
Good talk.

>I am somehow the shitposting autist here

>>1996207
Say "ugly" while REEEEing some more, you might feel better then.

>>1996190
Lmao, what? What are you even trying to argue?

>>1996211
That you're an illiterate dumbfuck which, hey, you just proved that yet again.

>>1996186
>Reigns has a nose just as big, if not bigger, in that photo

when your dislike of pretend fighters fucks with your eyesight

>>1995164
that fall was dramatic as fuck

>>1995164
>it's a "fedoramen conspiracy freakout at somebody who insults his Samoan TV husbando" post

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>>1996217
>getting triggered by one word
K, lol.

>>1996164
no, they just elected a pro-Putin party.

>>1996237
>point out your functional illiteracy
>t-t-triggered

stupid Drumpfposting tripshit

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>>1996247
>implying you aren't as triggered as a tumblrina on her period

>>1996185
The Czech one (VCV) had a major event in Prague few months ago with over 100 people, and another event few days ago with around 70. That's more than Germans drew when they were there. It's still few people on western standards but it's huge for a backyard fed of couple of kids with home made ring. And they just started doing cross-promotional events with Poland.

>>1996202
amen

>>1996251
>100 people
>70 people
>backyard fed
>major event
>cross-promotional with Poland
Dude, you know how this sounds like, right?

>>1996248
>tumblr outta nowhere

Do you charge rent for your headspace or do they live there (for free)?

>>1996267
I don't know if that was supposed to be a joke or an insult, so if I was supposed to react a specific way - you need to tell me.
Also, you're butthurt.

>>1996267
>>1996325
big posts jesus taking out the wewtists
wtf i love tripcunts now

>>1996267
> muh headspace xd
> reddditor even fucking the >for free meme
You automatically lose

Cesaro is shit anyways. Vince was right.

>>1995170
She was probably a spic or nigger who's never seen an Irish person before

>>1996240
Are you mad we didn't elect a woman, cuck?

>>1994931
Based Vince showing this vanilla lanklet his place

>>1995144
He's big with international audiences

>>1995842
Does Chris Hero have an actual condition that makes him fat

>>1996124
>Britain is a part of yurop

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>thread about Cesaro
>instantly derails into Jasethy vs Romanetty shitposting

>>1998186
I think so, if i remember correctly he has elevated testosterone levels and he gains weight very quickly.