Does anyone else feel this way?

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Hey, /asp/. I come to you with a real dilemma.
Now, don't get me wrong, I don't like Roman Reigns. I loathe, detest and despise that sack of boring Samoan shit – my favourites right now are AJ Styles, Sami Zayn, and Seth Rollins.
I'm 6'4", have a cool six-figure income, a banging wife, a fat fucking bank account, some tricks on the side, an enormous house, and my dick is YUGE. I have NOTHING TO BE INSECURE ABOUT.
But every time I see this smug Islander cunt on my screen I SEETHE so fucking hard. He can't even talk, why is he like this, bros? He's so shit on the mic but every little movement is drenched with self-important charm. Every grin, wink and nod sends confident waves of pure sex radiating throughout the arena. How the fuck does he do it?
I'm ripped as shit and my dick IS bigger than his. He needs to wear a VEST! Why? Why the fuck does he make me feel like such a beverly every time he comes on-screen? I'M NOT A BEVERLY.
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?
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