What is the ultimate goal of a professional wrestler?

>>1991310
My fucking DICK

ring rats

BLACKED when?

>>1991310
Just saw her nude movie scene on that webm site

>>1991310
money

>>1991332
hi cenanig

Main eventing Wrestlemania.

On that note, reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers

Hulk Hogan 8
Triple H 7
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
The Undertaker 3
Batista 2
Bret Hart 2
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Roman Reigns 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Sid 2
Yokozuna 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Edge 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0

>>1991396
>7

>>1991310
S L I M E D when?

Wrestling comes from the carnival, it still has the carnie mentality of making enough money as you possibly can from the stupid rubes, or "marks".
Fame, money, traveling the world.
Although when i say fame i mean like, only with retards who watch wrestling, unless you are the rock or john cena level and even normies know you.

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>>1991412
>vs. Beeg, Rock and Mankind
>vs. Jericho
>vs. HBK & [REDACTED]
>vs. Batista
>vs. Cena
>vs. Orton
>vs. Reigns

>>1991396
Hogan has 9

Drawing dimes

>>1991437
1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

>>1991310
>CM Cuck got to fuck that and decided he wanted to fuck and marry a 12 y/o Indian boy

But the ultimate goal of a wrestler is to be the top guy if their company. Unfortunately WWE listens to the vocal minority of smarks and that goal has become easier than ever.

>>1991335
link it.

Vivid needs to quintuple whatever they paid Sunny and get Maria.

>>1991396
>The Rock 5
>Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1991510
It's the one where she is coming down the staircase, it's the site where you hover over webms and they play. NSFW stuff bro, there are 12 year olds on this site

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>>1991510
here http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55c631ce3310a

i never knew that this existed, her tits are pretty good

chicks and titles

>>1991574
>great tits
>amazing ass
>bitchy personality that you can easily put her in her place

Goddamn you Punk.

>>1991396
> bret hart 2
Why are you lying anon?

Are you honestly going to still pretend that he didnt main event WM 9


Also
> Ric Flair
> 0
Kek

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Be the champ.
Entertain the crowd.

Aside from the divas/valets, pussy game is weak in the industry.

>>1991574
>kelly kelly has 1.5million views

smarks btfo kelly kelly was a draw

>>1991396

Does main event mean the last match?

>>1991310
get paid.

Fucking Maria doggy style.

>>1992632
yes, no matter what WWE tell you

>>1991396
>Triple HHH 7

you'd think the guy is awesome and a draw, but god lord no one wanted him nowhere near the top, ever.

Make the most money, sell the most merchandise, fuck the hottest women.

>>1992673
He's factually the 3rd biggest draw of the AE and the biggest draw of the RA Era

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>>1991310
muuuuuh diiickk

>>1991310
good lord!!....


her ass actually improved

>>1991396
he's been consistent a, b- to b + talent for 20 years.

what do you expect

>>1991396
I think Rollins should have a * by his name.

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Money

>>1991335
Check her Playboy spread out better and youthful than that scene.

>>1991574
>wuddayadaytonabee?
Is this a real movie?

>>1991321
they dont do those anymore. all pro wrestlers these days stay in their hotel rooms and play video games.

>>1991310
Of the real mean: Fame, cash and pussy

Of millennial nu-males: living out childish fantasies and "making people happy"

>>1993020
It was shit. She didn't have the thicc ass yet. Prime Maria came much later.

>>1991684
I can smell your fedora and acne medicine from here.

>>1993346
I can smell the desperation to get this retort over from here.

>>1991310
to fuck Maria Kanellis in the ass

I want Maria's ass welded to my face. I'll breathe through her asshole like a snorkel.

>>1991510
>>1991574

http://paparaco.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Maria-Kanellis-Nude-In-Front-Of-The-TV.jpg

http://www.microminy.com/2016/11/23/maria-kanellis-opposite/

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>>1991310
Achieving perfect ass and flaunt it on a PG tv on weekly basis

>>1991429
Damn. You just know he's going to insert himself two more times because he's got to beat Hogan. Hopefully they're both triple threats or fatal 4 ways so he has time to rest.

>>1993580
Mike Mondo pls

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Politick your way to the top and try not to die from drugs

Triple H skipped the drugs all together and just fucked the bosses daughter, and sent Chyna into a spiral of death the likes of which might not ever be seen again, truly a cerebral assassin if there ever was one.

>>1991310
The ultimate goal of a professional wrestler is to entertain, to educate, and to improve the lives of themselves and the fans.

You can say "it's to draw dimes, stupid", but that is secondary to living an honorable life that contributes to society and provides your own peace of mind. The first goal should be to put food on the table, of course, but simply making money is a very short-sighted way of living.

>>1991396
>the state of Austinetty

>>1994374
>tried to reach out to haitch and Vince days before dying
>snub her

How do you think they both feel about it now?

>>1994995
I don't know about this. What did she try to do?

>>1995154
she wanted to come back, Tfw no Chyna V Asuka takeover

>>1995296
>did a mock porn parody in which she got gangbanged by a bunch of porn actors dressed as wrestlers
>one of them was literally Doink the Clown

Yep that return was so inevitable, I don't know what happened

>>1995296
>Chyna getting a spot on Takeover

lol you can't be fucking serious

To put on matches like Bret Hart, to talk on the mic like The Rock and draw dimes like Hulk Hogan

>>1995823
> Doink
No
That was meant to be Becketty