ITS THE LARGE CINEMA!
>>1991145
kek
the mortician
0/10 attempt, OP.
Hit the weights, take a shower, and get a clue.
Juanito Planet
>>1991170
That's the Undercarder
Below Average Temperature Boulder
Why... I can't... could it be? Could this be who we were waiting for... yes! It's Rock Frigid Ted Dallas! Dallas 5:19 says "I have beat on you!"
>>1991145
BACKSPACE! BACKSPACE! BACKSPACE!
Thoughts on Greek Gains?
Somebody with two legs has a pretty good shot at winning
>>1991145
Silverstein .....
Silverstein ....
Silverstein ....
The Civilized Gentlemen
The Street Fighters
HAVE A BATH
EXERCISE
DO YOUR RESEARCH
>>1991293
>not Aztec Aries
81+
I'M HERE TO DEMONSTRATE THE PLANET
>>1991145
This could honestly have potential as a gimmick: if only for the puns.
>ALL OF MY MATCHES ARE...BLOCKBUSTERS
FEMALE HUMANS AND THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS, THE GENTLEMEN, THE OFFSPRING OF THOSE FORMER TWO GROUPS OF PEOPLE, THE MORE YOUTHFUL BOYS AND GIRLS, AND THE MINORITY OF THIS CROWD WHICH MAKES UP THE AUDIENCE OF THIS ARENA IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK IN THE UNITED STATES WHICH ARE CHILDREN PERTAINING TO ALL AGE GROUPS OF WHICH CHILDREN CAN BELONG TO BY DEFINITION
THE INFAMOUS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING STABLE THAT IS THE MOST FREQUENTLY IDENTIFIED WHEN UNDER THE PSEUDONYM “D-GENERATION X” ALONG WITH THE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING COMPANY KNOWN AS THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION OWNED BY VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON THAT IS CURRENTLY AT THIS TIME COMPETING WITH THE COMPANY KNOWN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FOR DOMINANCE IN THE WRESTLING SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, A PRACTICE WHICH IS VERY FREQUENT IN THE CAPITALIST ECONOMY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PRESENT TO YOU THE SUBJECTS OF THE UPCOMING SENTENCE AFTER THIS ONE WITH A FEELING OF BOTH PRIDE AND GRATIFICATION THE CURRENT OWNERS OF THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS WHICH INHIBIT THE PLANET EARTH WE ARE NOW ON.
THESE TWO MEN ARE, WITHOUT A TRACE OF A SHADOW OF DOUBT, BOTH MR. BRIAN GIRARD JAMES, WHO MOST OFTEN IF NOT ALWAYS GOES BY THE NICKNAME THE BOULEVARD CANINE JESSE JAMES AND HIS ACQUAINTANCE AND TAG TEAM PARTNER WITH WHICH HE COOPERATES WITH DUE TO THEIR COMMON GOAL TO OFFER VAST AND UNRELENTING OPPOSITION TO ANY OPPONENTS THEY MAY BE BOOKED TO FACE OFF IN TAG TEAM WRESTLING MATCHES IN THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION, MONTY KIP SOPP, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE MORALLY DELINQUENT HUMAN POSTERIOR WILLIAM FIREARM – THE CRIME COMMITTING MEN WHO BELONG TO THE TIME PERIOD KNOWN AS THE CONTEMPORARY EPOCH !
>>1991742
AND TO OFFICIALLY CONCLUDE THIS RAMBLING VERBAL COMMUNICATION THAT MY PARTNER MR. BRIAN GIRARD JAMES HAD BEGAN, IF ANY OF THE HOMO SAPIENS WHICH MAY EITHER BE IN THIS LIVE AUDIENCE RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK OR WATCHING THIS BROADCAST VIA THEIR TELEVISION SETS ARE NOT COMPLETELY OPEN-MINDED AND ACCEPTING OF THE EMERGENCE OF THE INFAMOUS WRESTLING STABLE KNOWN AS “D-GENERATION X” AND THE CRIME COMMITTING MEN WHO BELONG TO THE TIME PERIOD KNOWN AS THE CONTEMPORARY EPOCH WHICH I AM A FRACTION OF, THEN WE, THE CRIME COMMITTING MEN WHO BELONG TO THE TIME PERIOD KNOWN AS THE CONTEMPORARY EPOCH INTEND TO ENDOW YOU WITH A DUO OF TWO WORDS WHICH WERE FORMED AND PRODUCED IN OUR MINDS TO DELIVER THIS PARTICULAR MEANING,
FELLATE IT!
Fashionable Allen Jones
>>1991288
Rock Frosty Stan Ausmus
>>1991612
>Not Sicilian Presides
>>1991145
Jales Emmsworth
>>1991373
Wait, hold the fucking phone, he's a KIKE?!
>>1991284
Great meme, kid.
>>1993008
A guy named Goldberg? Jewish? No way.
>>1993012
t. Undercarder
OH MY GOD!
ITS THE VALVULAR HEART DISEASED CHILD
>>1993033
I believe I'm attractive
I'm certain I'm sexual appealing
I possess the appearance
that compel ladies rowdy
>>1991291
kek
HERE COMES THE LARGE HOUND
Its Allen Jones Elegance
this thread is CRINGE
He's the greatest on the planet at the tasks he performs.
AN INDIVIDUAL UNLIKE ANY ANOTHER
>>1993099
216 months+
>>1993101
Have you comprehended what has been told to you in this moment
>>1993130
Dumb moron.
>>1993101
YOU'VE JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE SCHEDULE
>>1993130
You have been added to the sequence
It is correct. It is ABSOLUTELY correct.
It is I, the Manly Male.
>Can you take a shit in my fridge?
>>1993143
>Ken Parabola will never come back to WWE
Why live?
>>1991293
>Greek Gains
kek
>>1993101
Could you possibly stop talking, immediately?
>>1991284
Hi Carter
>>1991288
Chilly Mcfreeze
>>1991291
Sounds like a wrestler this era could actually create
>>1993101
Things in the future will not, throughout time, be similar to how they are presently.
>>1991284
Nah, pretty sure that's the Overenveloper
>>1993231
Triphammer is fedoroman.
>>1991645
underrated
>>1993118
Wait... 18 years are 216 months?
>>1993884
567,648,000 seconds+
>>1993884
The numbers don't lie...
>>1993898
567,648,000,000,000,000 nanoseconds+
Improve the general condition of your hygiene by utilizing the showering facilities contained in the abode in which you live in on a basis which can be accurately described as day-to-day.
Bend a knee to your superior
>>1996005
Fuck off back to cracked.com comment section you chortling cunt
>>1993143
YOU BLOW
You just endeavored yourself into a launch, sibling.
>>1991284
unintelligent fad follower
DARN.
Joe Slush with "Coconut"
Male sibling Nero , i knew you would show up
/wew/: the thread
Halting my advance is impossible for you
>>1996323
have a bath, go to the gym, take a hint
Unclean, messy, gross, painful, freeloading bin liner prostitute
Exam and/or male sex hormone
>>1993903
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER TO YOU AT SAKERFICE
>>1996367
T H I C C
>tfw I demand additional nourishment
You have secured a position on my manifest
>>1996366
Underrated
Let's leave
I AM A GENTLEMAN WHO HAS CONCOCTED A SCHEME.
>>1991742
>CONTEMPORARY EPOCH !
This is a praxis which I can touch and feel, senpai.
>>1993101
You unintelligent moron.
Intense Effort Robert Stroller
YOU'RE SUBSEQUENT
Steve Cropper
Diagnosed with Urbach–Wiethe disease!
Frankie the Thumper
The building designer
YO BRO
WE ARRIVED TO REIGN OVER AND SEPARATE
I'm unable to be seen by you
IT IS OF NO IMPORTANCE WHAT YOUR OPINION IS
Fuck!
>>1996367
S L I M E D when?
>>1991145
Better than Horse Hut.
>>1991298
Tfw Zack Gowen
Begging you all to have sex. I'm embarrassed having to post in this thread to tell you to stop.
>>1998841
>No Fun Allowed
Keep posting like that you're gonna get your dick sucked.
the brainiac murderer
>>1996065
>>1993033
Kekked too hard
>>1998749
Lol
> PERHAPS
>>1999971
>You're not only next, you're last!
>Very next night tell everyone you'll be wrestling a few more matches
What did he mean by this?