/lu/ - General

johnny mundo is my favorite cuck wrestler

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Cuck general?

>>1986682
>>1986684
get out of my comfy thread

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>>1986676
>comfy
LU 2 spooky

>>1986682
>>1986684
>being this worked

Mundo has to win the title this week right?

how long can the sexy star meme go?

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Say it with me /asp/:

LONGEST

REIGNING

CHAMP

>>1986695
this looks so bad

>>1986695
lmao what is this a movie?

I love Johnny Mundo, I want to watch some of his matches with my wife's son

>>1987121
Please go and stay go

I'd probably fuck her into oblivion but please don't get into wrestling ring again

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This look like some odds that need to be overcome. How will the FIRST FEMALE champion overcome them? Remember it's 2016

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>>1989945
God this is gonna be satisfying

>>1989945
>Poor little white girl.png

>>1989945
wew lad

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Apologize

>>1990389
Can someone shop this so it looks like he's looking at Taya being fucked?

wtf I love Mundo now

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MADAM
LUCHA
UNDERGROUND
CHAMPION

>>1990909
it's gonna be amazing seeing this bitch get btfo

>>1990914
Come on, it's soon to be 2017 you bigot

>>1990916
found the nu-male

Who's /whiterabbitclan/ here?

>>1990923
TICK TOCK

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>>1990909
i would slime all over sexy cummie's tummy
But she can't wrestle for shit

>surreal luchadores

>I do it like a rabbit

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>tfw I will never wrestle for lu

>>1987121
>>1989945
>>1990909
LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN LONGEST REIGN

checkerboard luchadore is based

Who /dmt/ here?

>ywn get stalked by kobra moon

Why is Kobra so fucking hot?

>>1990958
because she's flat as fuck but somehow has curves somewhere

>ywn see mack pump his BBC into sexy star

the mack is great

BLACKED

>>1990967
Tits are overrated
She has a great ass and she does that insta-boner slithering snake shit

>popping for killshot

based crowd

>kobra moon will never make you bow down to her

Why live

we /streetniggas/ now?

BROTHER

>>1990997
Killshot wears a mask, how do know he's black?

DANTE

not every match needs a this is awesome you fucks

>brothers with a similar moveset

video games

I felt that spot

That was a pretty good spot desu

THIS NIGGA JUST KILLED MA BOY KILLSHOT

Damn that was good

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>that match

I didn't expect that to be anywhere near that good.
Legit 4 stars.

>>1991036
they have one absolutely must watch match later on.

WHY ARE THESE CHINKS BULLYING MY BOY PENTAGON

>Pentagon is gonna get a train of asian girls ran on him.

Some guys get all the luck

>>1991046
they crave his dick

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>>1991046
Because he snapper her arm like a twig.
>>1991049
Kek

i like sexy's gear

>>1991014
Yes, but what else could they say?

this is decent
this is above average
this is adequate to my taste
this is pretty good
thanks for not phoning it in

Why is Killshot so based, bros?

THOSE CHINKS ARE ABOUT TO GET DARKED

>>1991058
>Pentagon will get a yoshi harem
B A S E D

>tfw Sexy will overcome the odds and go on to defend the title at Ultima Lucha

Feels bad

AVENGE HILLARY

>that ass shot
muh dick

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>>1991053
Thanks for not phoning it in*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAPCLAP*

>all those nu-males chanting johnny sucks

Where they chanting for Batista?

this is pretty hot

SEXY STAR ABOUT TO GET BTFO BY A KEK

gonna need a webm of all these ass shots

Bet it's Taya.

WOMEN """""""""""""""""""""WRESTLERS""""""""""""""""""""""""" BTFO

>Trump becomes President
>First Woman's LU Champ loses it in a week

Feminists BTFO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1991094
like poetry

NU - MALES ON SUCIDE WATCH

>missed his fucking finisher

incredible

>Mundo defeating feminism

Thank you based LU for not dragging out "le women's wrestling" meme

>>1991110
>feminism getting btfo by a cuck

>>1991113
really makes you think

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shoulda brought sum blackup

>>1991123
>tfw The Mack is always right

Truly the boatmaster Kenny of LU

Johnny would be the GOAT if he wasn't an actual cuck

>>1987124
>>1987137
>plebs that will "mark out" for Undertaker next year

>>1991053
I miss "THIS MATCH RULES!"

>>1991965
He ditched that bitch eventually.

>>1991976
>Implying Taya isn't plowing the Mack backstage

>>1991980
Talking about Melina.

The rabbit squad is amazing

>TOP ROPE FIREMANS CARRY
MY GOD

Man Johnny has some underrated ground wrasslin.

BASED TAYA
BASED JOHNNY

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>sexy meme got BTFO
>god-tier douche heel johnny is champ
>paul london is back on my screen
>LU going full PWG with the rabbit tribe
>that whole fucking fox/killshot match
>pentagon is gonna get reverse bukkake'd by joshis next week
>on his way to the title picture

>>1992116
>Everyone hooked the leg last night

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>>1992118
I think u may be right.

>Living in a world where Johnny Mundo is champ
>Living in a world where Trump is president
Best timeline

>>1992616
>Mundo is part of the Trump stable in AAA

Meme magic?

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>>1991113
>2016 presidential election.

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>yfw Mr Cisco is Mala Suerte and Siniestro is Saltador

>>1994138
>Siniestro is Saltador

El Mariachi Loco will never return will he? ;_;

>>1994170
He was there once, but i think it was a dark match.

>>1994138
really?
nice

>>1990993

They've been popping for him for awhile now, but the fans of Fox were obviously hip to him too.

This is what I fucking love about LU and it's crowds, though. It doesn't matter who's face and who's heel all the time. Even with people who look like they're supposed to be jobbers, as long as you're putting on a good show and getting real gritty in there then the believers are behind you 100 percent.

>>1996128
Most wrestling crowds outside WWE are like this, because they haven't been outright told who they like doesn't matter.

>>1994138
Thank god, I was worried that LU really just killed off and fired Mr. Cisco as soon as he got over