Zack Ryder GOAT

>>1981633
>Not a manlet
>Worked Cena
>Worked Kane
>Edge heads GOAT
>Smashes Emma
>Hype Bros
>Best Tag team on smackdown
Is he truly /ourguy/?

>>1981633
he looks younger now than he did 2011/12

based fountain of youth Ryder

Zack Ryder is unironically my favorite wrestler

>>1981657
He's only 30 and was the youngest tag champ ever.

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>>1981633
Trash

>>1981667
No Renee Dupree was

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>>1981633
go back to wew wew wew.

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>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in

>>1982820
You know, is amazing that a lot of that is true.

>>1982820
Holy crap.

>>1982820
somebody tweet this to ryder.
I would but I do not have twitter because I am not a faggot.

>>1982820
wtf i love ryder now

I liked the classic Survivor Series logo on his tights last night.

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>>1985163
Zack doesn't need to become an /asp/ie and he already knows everyone likes him.

>>1982820
Kairi Hojo does a better elbow drop

>>1985229
>Hojo

Okay, now you nerds are just making names up.

>>1985235
Ya crazy

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>>1985229
Not a chance

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>>1982820
Broski thread?
Yes.

>not posting updated one

>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Saved Independence Day and BTFO’d Carter
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man

>>1985296
this version is way worse

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>>1985163

Did it and he liked it.

>>1985310
>mfw this is real

based ryder

might want to make your twitter private though now lad

>>1985310
You do realize that a quick check of Ryder's account tells us what your Twatter is, yes?

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>>1985310
lmao based fucking Zack Daddy

>>1985310
BASED

RYDER IS /OURGUY/ FOR SURE

>>1985310
>>1985311
>>1985313
>>1985318
>>1985324
And now him favoriting it don't show up because you made your account private you enormous mong.

>>1985311
Sure did , thanks for the heads up broski

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>>1985310
>mfw Ryder thread
What a great thread.

>>1985334
he can take another screenshot from his own twitter

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>>1985334
It's probably best for Zack that no one knows he favorited a tweet calling The Rock a cuck, making fun of Fatass Owens, and commenting on Emma getting wet. He probably only saw the first of the three images.

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>>1985342
I gotchu, broski. Ryder is officially our guy.

>>1985343
it's Ryder, this is his area and by this point he's probably well beyond caring that some stupid idiot might actually take a post from a taiwanese carving theater board seriously

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>>1985343
post yfw this tweet gets him fired

>>1985346
only one that liked it too
/ourguy/?

>>1985296
MEME MAGIC WHEN

did he just unlike it? or did that guy making his private account remove it? damn it

>>1985351
He can't get fired or Cena will leave, there are some stories that Cena feels guilty over what happen during his push and how Cena killed it.

>>1985355
the 2nd one

I saw it before though and he liked it, the guy who tweeted him can just take a screenshot from his private twitter and it'll show up if anyone thinks its fake

>>1985356
>Cena blackmailing WWE to keep Ryder

BASED BMJ

I wish they didnt stick him with Mojo and tag teams. When he was drafted to Smackdown, I thought he'd be involved in the IC title group or even main belt. But instead they have him work with a literal retard

>>1985356
I thought it was that Zack was BMJ's only true friend

>>1985310
lmao what the fuck

>>1985766
That would be Cesaro.

>>1985373
>Cena feeling guilty for ruining his career

B-Based BMJ...

>>1981633
Will he ever get another go?

>>1985943
I can't see anyway for the Hype Bros to part ways other than Zack turning heel and being used as a platform for Mojo, so I guess not.

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>>1982820
>>1985346
The GOAT

>>1981633
Kys, autismo

Never understood why the WWE never push him during cancer month since he's a cancer survivor would be a great way to give motivation to cancer patients

>>1986800
They're afraid of any of their talent getting over without their express permission.

NEVER DREW A FUCKING DIME

OF COURSE /ASP/ LOVES HIM

>>1987210
>implying he didn't sell a fuck load of merch

>>1987210
You're right he drew a dollar which is more than a dime

>>1985310
I can't see it

>>1985346
Followed.