SURVIVOR SERIES GAME THREAD #4 - STICKY EDITION

FIRST FOR STICKY

how to spot dean mark?

Cesaro barely able to take off that shirt

>Cesaro botching again
This is just sad

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>>1975804
>Cesaro botching with his suit
>literally no pop

>>1975819
Get a clue

>the city of cesaro

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2nd for RAW losing the Tag Team match.

Shining Stars are the only tag team I like on Raw apparently.

Is Cesaro's shirt in the match? If so Smackdown has lost

sticky when

is this like a 90vs90 wtf

>de gay

CANADA FUCKING SUCKS

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ALL BOARDS REPORT!

>tfw not watched Raw for weeks and forgot how cringe New Day and Enzo & Cass are

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God this show sucks. See you guys, I'm watching Ash vs. Evil Dead instead

god these are some long ass entrances

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>>1975804
All boards report.

/asp/ here!

>thinking cesaro did that unintentionally
Holy fuck you people are worked easily

>only like 1 out of the ten people out there
wew lad

>>1975839
fucking kill yourself

>large hip thrusting african americans
>canada's choice

pick two

Vince changing the results since Cesaro botched

I FUCKING HATE THIS PROMOS

the New Day are my girlfriend's favorite tag team. I don't know what it is about them but white women everywhere are going crazy for the New Day!

#NotMyPresident

Just got back from dinner
Did I miss anything of importance?

Gallows and Anderson got a big pop

BASED GAY COPPERS

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>>1975835
Pol reporting in

>Rawtists have to listen to these promos from Memezo and Cass and the New Day every single week

>shots of the crowd

>all the fit chads and hot women are wearing roman reigns shirts

what did they mean by this?

I need to change my predictions

if the crowd actually paid decent money to attend this thing, could they at least make a little noise?

I'M JUST ONE MAAAAAANNN

>>1975835
>>1975839

BASED SLYNO!

Who told that fucking porker to come

I fucking love the gay cops

That wonen's match was a mess, does a wrestler's endurance get divided by the amount of people in the same match or something?

People getting KO'ed by weak moves.

fandango look gay as fuck

Looks like a Halloween gimmick Survivor Series match

>>1975836
iktf

I miss having forgotten them

>>1975835
/mlp/ haayy

Rhyno looks fucking young as fuck. Holy shit.

New Day is a constant cringefest

>Tfw your shirt sandbags you

Didn't know american alpha were that popular, pretty big pop for them

KEK BASED BREEZANGO

>rhyno shaving
awk

Jesus, one Uso is now twice the size of the other

>>1975835
/v/ here

EU IV on the other screen

just here for lesnar goldberg, this card is trash

It's obvious Smackdown will win to set up the mens match as the decider.

>>1975858
why would they? they didn't pay to see this garbage undercard, they paid to see goldberg, brock, and roman reigns

Breezango is JoJo's as fuck.

>>1975804
tfw based Sheamus has to carry these jobbers, manlets and memes to a decent match

REAL TRAP SHIT

>>1975873
He's only 41

>>1975826
What do you think of Trump

Breezangos tshirts kek

Holy shit Fandango.

>>1975869
>hating 2016's Billy and Chuck

kys my man

FIRST FOR BEATO

SOLE SURVIVOR PREDICTIONS?

American Alpha are winning it for Team Blue. Remember if one member of a team is pinned, both are eliminated.

>>1975835

/v/ here, yo

Rate this crowd, 0 meaning it's dead and everyone's bored, 10 meaning the crowd is smarkier than England, Chicago, and Brooklyn combined.

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Threadly reminder

>The main event of SS features two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order

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who /a/ here?

>>1975889
white supremacist

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>mfw i just buy network

>>1975897
a warm 2

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>zack eats the pin for mojo AGAIN

Is it just me or is the tag team division on Smackdown just complete shit?

I can't take any team with Zack Ryder on it seriously, so RAM wins.

>>1975897
6.5

>Canadians cheering for when they hear the word America

Bunch of cucks

Mojo's pretty big.

>>1975901
it's free lmao

when did the village people get into rasslin

>>1975897
2/10

Smackdowns team looked pretty badass on the stage.

>>1975897
-30
It's fucking terrible. No one is even excited, just constant mumbling and the sound of soda machines

>>1975873
also thicc

>>1975836

Who had better charisma from the entrance to entrance promo:

New Age Outlaws or Enzo oand Cass?

>>1975900
Same.

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>>1975899
HERE!

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who /Samoan/ here?

Dango and Bre out lel

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>Canadians cheering for AMERICAN Alpha

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Who /Alpha/ here?

guys be honest

i know we are all mostly Smackdownies here on asp, but the raw tag division and team is a lot better.


im sorry.

BTFO

>>1975897
3.5

>ECW chants already

BASED FUCKING USOS

>>1975907
You do know that Canadians live in the Americas too, right?

Props for Breezango, they made the fucking cop costumes into a good gimmick.

Aaaaand it's over.

Based usos

NEW GAY BTFO

>>1975889
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/11/20/trump-is-headed-to-white-house-did-just-elect-our-first-jewish-president.html

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>fandango

BASED USOS

HOLY SHIT NEW DAY BTFO

>>1975918
I'm half cookie, does that count?

>>1975909
what?

holy shit usos BASED AS FUCK

BASED FUCKING USOS

Oh my God, someone make a webm of Breeze screaming no as Xavier plays Franchesca.

Also, holy shit, New Day BTFO!

BASED UCE

new day btfo LMAOOOOO
rawtists seething

NEW GAY BTFO YES

WTF I LOVE THE USOS NOW

lmao this is horrible.

>>1975930
the champs getting jobbed out


FUCKING WUT

>Fandango handing out (you)s

I didn't get one.

>>1975804
will breeze dango, and Patrick clark have a triple fag match for mainia?

OH SHIT

>>1975922
What? Raw has 2 literal homos, 2 literal homos, 2 literal homos, a fat guy and Heath Baseder, and the Jewsos

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>Breezando Eliminated first

wtf I love the usos now

BASED USOS

>new gay
TYBUsos

>>1975928
That's pretty much been the story of both their careers

wtf i love the usos now

>>1975938
It's free until february

based UCE

>>1975889
Hes based

UUUUUUUUCE

USO STRONG

>THE SHINING STARS OUTLASTED THE NEW GAY
the state of RAM

Didn't see that coming

BASED USOOOOOOOOOOOOS

HOLY FUCKING BASED USOS!

inb4 interference from new day later

They had to clear out the ring, it's too crowded. Good booking.

>actually cheering for the usos over new day

Moving wrestling to /asp/ was a mistake

>>1975945

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>RAW Tag Team eliminated

RAWtists and Wife's sons on suicidal watch.

KEK

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>Team RAW is now Team TRUMP

>>1975948
I'm here for you, famalam.

What is this fucking muzzie doing

holy shit this is the most active ive seen a /asp/ thread

>>1975970
>liking New Day

C U C K

THIS IS A MESS

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OH MY GOD UCE DON'T HURT EM.

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>New Day eliminated early

BASED MOJO

Is Mojo the worst wrestler of all time?

>>1975970
>cheering for the new day

Cuckold.

HypeBros actually bringing out the inner Long Island here I see

>>1975979
Usually we're divided into RAM and SD threads.

I haven't watched WWE since the last ppv. Did I miss anything important?

Mojo is so fucking cringe

>>1975987
*best

>>1975979
Haha I love it maggle

>>1975987
Mojo is BASED

>>1975980
>>1975988
thank you for the (You)

>team captains elimiated first after one superkick
wow fantastic booking

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>>1975961
Different trips

????

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>he used to play football

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>>1975959
what do i do now?

>>1975948
Here is your (you) good man

>we want slater

RAW BTFO

>>1975951
No wait, I'm the retard. I thought you said Smackdown was the better team. My bad, disregard this, I suck cocks

>>1976005
just sign up, you cuck

>>1975986
STAY HYPED!

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>Slater this fucking over

Dude how the fuck is he still so over?

>>1975987
*thiccest

>>1976000
confirmed rawtist

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>the Shining Stars lasted longer than the New Day

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>broski boot WOOs taking the roof off the arena

>>1976012
He has a family man, he has kids.

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>>1976012

>>1975987
Nope. He is a friend of Gronk who is a friend of Trump.

>>1975987

HE'S not hyped!

RYDER IS HIGH ENERGY

>>1976012
Hes one of the few entertaining people in a roster of shit

>>1976019
He's actually shouting (you) (you) (you)

Gable is a fucking manlet.

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>>1976009
but im already paid for network

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>shining stars still in

>>1976031
then you're a dumb frog poster

>>1976031
Sue. Take them to court.

Gable keeps beating Jordan to the punch on their synchronized moves.

>ass to skull

Enzo has never been on this side of the tag team beatdown.

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>>1976019
Feels good man.

>>1976031
Then chop off your dick and balls and mail them to Haitch.

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>>1975975
>>1975949
Thanks guys

>>1976012
Same reason trump is going to be president

what is gayble's gimmick?

>>1976030
but a cute manlet

Suplex City Puerto Rico

>>1976031
Big Money Vince working the marks

>tfw want to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but my microwave isn't working.

*sigh*

The premise of Survivor Series is dumb, how are we supposed to be invested in literally 0 feud matches other than Lesnerv s Goldberg?

mfw smackdown wins with 4 left

>Sole survivors are the shinning stars
If im right you niggas need to at least give me some of that Internet money

Of all these dudes in the match they chant we want Slater.
lel

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>>1976032
>Hype Bros eliminated before Shining Stars
Fucking what?

Why doesn't brock vary his suplexes?
>>1976050
>>>/sp/

based shining stars

>>1976050
use the grill you fucking faggot

Epico's 3 suplex variations is amazing. If only someone good had it.

>>1976057
He doesn't have to.

>>1976050
Tell your wife's son to make you one with the heat coming out of his Xbox One

>No dude you have to pin him!!

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>>1976050

Buy one of these, you cheap bastard.

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>>1976050
>grilled
>microwave

JORDAN GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE RING

Epico is pretty strong

>>1976050
Fuck. I hate this happening to me

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOY HUNICO

The shining stars have been eliminated.

music to my fucking ears

What happened there lol

>jason jordan nearly botching the pin

fire him

>>1976046
Athletic autism.

Q: Heard that the first eliminated in the survivor series matches were switching shows, true or false?

That was a good call by Gable to remember the legal man, the ref was ready to count.

Based Slater so over

>>1976051
Its just nice seeing all of the big names in 1 giant PPV match. Doesnt work as well for womens or tag teams as it does for singles though desu

>>1976050
People make grilled cheese in the microwave? That's fucking nasty.

>>1976076
false

YES BASED SLATER

KILL THESE GUINEAS

>Enzo wiping out his own teammates

>RAW

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>>1976033
********** ****** *****

Who's legal?

>>1976071
Shoot fighting and throwing cans in the cruiserweight division.

>>1976076
God I hope not. I do not want to deal with new day on smackdown.

What happened to make Darren Young great again lmao

This is pretty good so far

How can gable be so based?

>trying to watch SS
>roommate's boyfriend laughing every time I react to something

Stage dive is the best aerial move desu

BASED GABLE

>>1976081
thats just a fuckin yumbo

If any of these guys get the pin no one here is legal
Gable is a beast Okadaplex fuck the word.

>>1976059
>>1976065
>>1976066
>>1976081
Why do people always fall for this? It's a pretty old meme.

On a side note, I have a 200 word essay due tomorrow. What do?

SD is so fucking good in this match

Go! Mean Blue Wreaking Crew!

That Fucking suplex

>AA Gone
Im actually surprised

we /lu/ now?

>>1976092
AA are so fucking good

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>>1976094

Nigger Steiner BTFO

>>1976092
Steroids.

>>1976094
So mark out extra hard, and call him a faggot

>>1976094
Is your roommate a faggot?

>AA eliminated
Fucking hell

If I was to say people like Sasha Banks because of some retarded form of white guilt how far off am I? The woman is not talented, not that attractive and can't talk so I have no idea why she is "popular".

FUCKING SLATER

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Where's my boy tonight?

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>>1976104
always

Holy fuck AA are so fucking based

Karl looking based with that spinebuster

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>grilled cheese sandwich
>microwave

That spinebuster was a thing of beauty

holy shit this match

>>1976087
who isn't

I would actually be OK with The Club winning this.

>AA gone

They really needed this shit man

That was a wack spinebuster there are many people who do it better.

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who hates hhh here?

THAT FUCKING SPINEBUSTER

Who survivor series and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUNDAY NIGHT?

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FIGHT

SLATER

FIGHT

Is there a steam going?
I was meant to be working today so i didn't bother buying the network

>Team Raw is Gay

WTF I love Canada now!!!

>>1976114
leftists

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>SLATER OVER MORE THAN THE ENTIRE TAG DIVISION

Are they saying "he's got kids"? lol.

wow i fell asleep after cesaro came out

this crowd knows they're allowed to cheer, right?

>>1976080

There wasl iterally no feeling to Sami vs The Miz though, and they're both usually excellent, yet Ziggler vs Miz las SD ppv was MOTY quality.

I mean, what even happens when one brand wins?

Slater is fuckin OVER

Based Usos got this

>the uso's

raw wins

wow someone actually booked this finish

G O R E
O
R
E

fell asleep, how the hell did the new day get eliminated so early

Raw is gonna win the tag team match because the Cruiserweights will go to Smackdown.

>>1976137
you and the rest of this shit crowd

Gibe me ACE STREAM

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Cmon uce!!!

USOS
S
O
S

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

>Fraternal twin brothers
I felt like Mauro over-complicated that

SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF THAT SUPLEX

>BASED USOS ELIMINATING ENZO

BASED AS FUCK

Sheamus and Cesaro got this

SAMOAN

M O T N
O
T
N

bro only stream i can find is a tiny fuckin window damnnn whats a good stream??

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>they're still trying to push Sheamus

Not a very well built match, all of these elims are cheap and quick as shit

>The USOS eliminated New Day and Enzo

what the hell is happening?

Literally the two least over teams at the end.

inb4thefuckingUSOSwinthis

10
10
10
10
10

>>1976155
it's been a running thing on smackdown

SHEAMUS RIPPING OFF USOS SHIRT SO FUCKING GAY

>>1976161
MOTY maybe, but not MOTN

THAT USO HEART

>>1976150

Every crowd is shit nowadays. Are Amerifats just too big to stand anymore? Coming back from an 11 year break I haven't once seen a fucking crowd actually stand up and give a shit.

RIP kayfabe, with it went the last of fans actually giving a shit about the characters and being at all 'into' matches besides the very few older wrestlers left in WWE with actual characters and development

>a kid with a JUST shirt

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>2 heel tag teams

Well heel and 1/2.

HOLY SHIT

>the kid in the JUST shirt

MOTFN

FUCKING SLOW COUNT FUAHK

>THAT JUST TSHIRT!

>>1976162
>Start your trial of the WWE Network now!

>>1976171
wut

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>kid in a JUST shirt

oh my god

>>1976162
network.wwe.com is pretty clear

>Memesaro Section

>>1976185
SCREENSHOT

>>1976174
The shows are way too long and there are too many boring promos. It's not all the crowd's fault.

>>1976163

Sheamus is based eat shit

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JUST!

Pic of Just shirt?

>JUST shirt

>>1976171
So it's match of the year but not match of the night. Nice logic.

>>1976176
NEW

>>1976176
NEW

>>1976176
NEW

>>1976176
NEW

>>1976176
NEW

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>>1976149
NO

>>1976162
check the reddit sub's livethread

>>1976162
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-events/wrestling/wwe-survivor-series-live-stream

That was a terrible 619.

BOOYAKA
O
O
Y
A
K
A

>>1976094
superman punch, then spear that faggot famm

>>1976174
anon, I think they are Germany tonight

Holy shit that 619 was awful

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>>1976033

Thank you WWE, giving Cesaro another chance

BOOYAKA BOYAKA

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>it was all just a set up for an Usos match

Wtf, they wanted to continue it after that spot?

>>1976174
There in Canada

>10

Ayyeee

Yo boys is the uppercut party here yet

Vince hates Smackdown

That was a mediocre-ass 619.
I don't get it when everyone says he is one of the best workers in the world, he regularly botches

> Mauro: 0 for 2!
Er Miz? Pay attention.

Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO
Smackdown BTFO

>>1976268
he needs to be fired

>raw needs to be booked to be stronger than Smackdown to have any chance of being accepted

pathetic

FUCK

>Actually giving a fuck about these elimination matches

stay delusional rawtists

>>1976328
Fuck yeah I thought I picked smackdowns tag team

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>RAW wasn't going to win the first two

>smackcucks still whining

dont you have another rise above shirt to buy you faggots?