James Ellsworth is true team blue edition
>still no sticky
>Raw about to cuck SD out of a midcard title
I CAME TO PLAY!
hi
>piped in singing to muslim cab drivers theme
>crowd literally sitting on their hands
this is embarrassing
you have to go back zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzayn
Who /BASEDMIZ/ here?
STICKY WHEN
dead crowd
>owen hart
>knocked off
>>1975409
>I CAME
>would knock off owen hart
seriously?
CROWD ALREADY ABSOLUTELY WORKED BY BASED MIZTO
>>1975428
Austin confirmed killing Owen
whoa is the long hair guy there without his mum
>>1975407
>RAM books themselves to win everything
>"S-see guys, we're the better brand!"
I would not be surprised.
>>1975426
>IS HE REALLY OUR GUY?
LMFAO THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SAMI ZZZAYNS HOME COUNTRY? HE GOT 0 POP AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SAME DEAD ZERO REACTION AS EVERY WEEK
HOOOOLY FUCK THIS MUSLIM BTFO BY HIS OWN COUNTRY
Did I miss anything so far?
>"Ole" chants
Must be a tribute to the late great El Generico.
>>1975441
Threesome porno when?
>Miz time
Based JBL calling out spot monkey Zayn
Longhair guy is there but without his mom. Guys, is she ok? I'm worried.
Why the fuck is Sami Zayn allowed to wrestle? I thought Trump won?
Crowd is dead.
woah a flip................damn................
>>1975462
they're in Canada m8
>>1975456
Just the quietest crowd since takeover last night
>>1975441
The picture arouses me.
>>1975464
>"TEN!" "TEN!" to ref counts
So ded.
>>1975369
how long til the lesnar fight? not even watching the card, just waiting on it so I can get my berg fix
maryse furiously speaking french makes me diamonds
I thought this didn't start for 15 minutes? What the fuck
>JOIN CIRQUE DU SOLEIL
ZZZAYN BTFO
>>1975469
Still an American company.
>Chiseled body
>1.88m
>'Money maker' good looks
>Perfect white teeth
>Beautiful blue/green eyes
>Amazing sense of fashion
>God tier mic worker
>Movie star
>Great actor
>Good friends with John Cena
>Main evented Wrestlemania
>Never lost a singles match at Wrestlemania
>BTFO his haters
>Earned the respect of the locker room despite being sneered at upon signing
>Always willing to put people over
>So good he managed to get John Morrision over
>So good he managed to get Alex Riley over
>So good he managed to get Damien Sandow over
>So good he managed to get Cena vs Rock over
>So good he launched Daniel Bryan's career despite him being a manlet
>Greatest Intercontinental champion of all time
>Works the smarks
>Works the marks
>Works the anti-smarks
>Works 300+ days every single year with no injury
>Works 4+ star matches on the reggie
>Carried 3 no psychology indy midgets to a 5 star match
>Delivered promo of the decade
>Worked Daniel Bryan
>Worked CM Punk
>Worked Chris Benoit
>Worked JBL
>Worked Alberto Del Rio
>Worked Layla's labia
>Married Maryse
>Net worth is over $5 million
>Will have a long and fruitful career as a manager, commentator or even actor, while CM Punk has to kill himself wrestling for outlaw promotions to fund AJ Lee's boyfriend's son through college
>>1975462
>he thinks presidents actually change things
>>1975467
>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>1975466
please don't. the cage I'm wearing is way too small and I can't handle this shit
>>1975478
So?
>>1975476
Don't worry. All you missed was the women's """""""""""wrestling""""""""""""
When the commentators mention all of Miz's accomplishments, that means he loses. Sami ZZZayn is winning, boys.
Is the Crowd just saying ten instead of counting? Dafuq
What have I missed?
>>1975493
>Sami ZZZayn is winning, boys.
We all realized this the second he got the title back from Dolph
>>1975497
filtered
is this long haired guys mum maybe they couldn't get 2 seats together
>>1975495
Because of that guy from NXT
>>1975447
I thought it was Adam from YMS
>>1975495
they've been doing it since nxt takeover last night cuz tye dillinger
stream lads?
>>1975497
a poorly booked/executed women's survivor series match with raw winning over smackdown with Bayley/Charlotte surviving
>>1975506
literally who
>this dead crowd
>>1975508
Network.wwe.com
>>1975508
9
9
9
>10
Leafs are so autistic I love it.
>>1975481
DELWTE THIS
Zayn definitely injured that leg
>>1975508
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-events/wrestling/wwe-survivor-series-live-stream#
>>1975447
not only that but he's actually sitting next to green shirt guy
>Sami trusting Miz to catch him
That was the biggest swerve of all weekend.
>>1975511
>dubs wasted on a guy who doesn't know based Perfect 10
Who is this guy Sami Zayn?
Is his gimmick that he has an injured leg ?
Holy shit did anyone just see Shrek in the crowd?
>>1975502
they're so far apart lol
>work the leg
>flippyshit anyway
>>1975521
>Getting worked by a liberal mudslime SJW
>>1975531
no I didn't see ur mum in the crowd
zayn is just happy to be here dont be mean to based to him he deserves all of this
>>1975521
when people actually sell it really adds to a match
Based Miz carrying this terrorist to the first decent match of his career
>One of the biggest wwe's PPV
>No sticky
I HATE THIS SHITHOLE
Anyone else get the feeling Daniel Bryan will actually return to the ring to face Miz?
>>1975511
stan.
also checked
>>1975523
I'm not signing in to your shitty website!
>>1975535
Ew yuck don't tell me you voted Drumpf?
Bryan btfo
>>1975543
stop crying lil guy
>>1975512
can you blame them?
Long hair guy is on the front row AGAIN.
How much many did he spend on wrestling just this year?
These ultra zoom in shots they're doing now on the crowd starting this week are driving me crazy. After any bigger move. Fkn awful and awkward. I really hope they drop it
>>1975521
You're getting worked. He's sold like this before and everyone really thought he was injured
Wait, where did Mauro go?
Decent match. Based Miz.
>>1975542
He's had over a decade of good matches you hobbit child
Miz should retain and walk Raw. The heat would be incredible.
>>1975543
>RAGING
>>1975550
She was last
>>1975550
Last one out, got pinned by Bayley after a simple bayley to belly
>>1975550
Eliminated last
>>1975550
she was the last one surviving and looked bretty strong, but lost to a bayley to belly by bayley who literally wasn't in that entire match until the last two minutes
>>1975547
>signing in just to get hd
if you want premium content pay premium prices yo dumb fuck
is sami injured or just selling? I just tuned in
I'm liking that the guys are wearing their brands colours tonight.
>>1975560
>in front of 50 fatasses
doesn't count
>>1975554
his dad died and left him a lot of money, he can afford it
>>1975560
That sandnigger lanklet has never once had a good match. Until now, at least. He just needed a real professional like Miz to show him how it's done and cover up his glaring weaknesses.
>>1975567
fuck you nigger!!
>It's a "Sami Zayn sells the leg for the whole match then wins" episode
What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?
Miz's figure four leg-lock is the worst.
He's been so legit tonight otherwise.
>wrap the wrong leg in the figure four
>>1975575
raghead
>>1975575
His theme.
>>1975575
Scrappy underdog spot monkey who never gives up
>>1975575
4 and a Half Stars
Personne qui met de lien dans les vieux thread...bande de salopes blokes...
>>1975575
working /asp/ marks
>>1975570
and 500 fatasses and a little girl at fullsail
>crowd so dead you can hear peoples shoes while they're walking around
kind of a bummer
anyone screencapped that face miz made?
Dumbshits, the network is free until January 31st.
>>1975575
Just happy to be here
Just started watching, did anything remotely interesting happen during the womens match that's worth going back and checking out?
>>1975575
Ska loving, cap wearing, flippy shitting canadian muslim.
DANIEL BRYAN BTFO
>>1975569
Hope the tag teams and the men's match do this aswell
>>1975588
This you retards. Don't even need a new account if you already had one.
>>1975576
Just the usual constant replays of everything you've already seen if you've been watching at all for the past month.
Quick spot backstage where Elsworth and Foley showed each other respect after the Club made a ton of chin puns.
BASED MARYSE
Miz had to help him with the figure four that was fucking ugly
BASED MARYSE
That's one of the worst figure four locks I've seen
>>1975575
Bob Holly's son. That's why he has those checkered flags on his tights.
why is this match so shitty
>Sami botching that FF
Embarrassing
>going for a figure four when your own leg is hurt
BASED MARYSE
that was dumb
see, the chant is over, not daniel midget
>>1975590
Banksetty getting eliminated via Roll up
>no title change
LMFAO
Why can't this towel head fucking sell ever?
wow
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Fucking based
LE MONTREAL SCREW JOB MEME
KEK BASED MIZ AND BASED MARYSE
And the sweep is dead. Fuck off Maryse.
SHENANIGANS
MUH SCREWJOB SWERVE HURR HURR
>Miz gets to eat Maryse's ass everyday
Life is not fair
MARYSE
A
R
Y
S
E
Maryse the best heel of 2016
>another montreal screwjob parody
Awwww yeaaahh1111
BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE BASED MIZ BASED MARYSE
BASED
>>1975591
>flippy shitting canadian muslim.
Il n'est pas croyant, Bubba...
RAWTISTS BTFO
SHENANIGANS
YES
BASED MIZ
RAW FOREVER BTFO
Whenever in Canada, always do a screwjob angle.
>>1975593
>When you nut but she keep sucking.
based maryse
RAGHEAD BTFO
>ANOTHER shit finish
POST YFW MARYSE WILL NEVER PROTECT YOU
>>1975598
quite ironic considering how weak Miz's looks.
so basically this is going to be an all bullshit ending episode?
great
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
AHAHAHAHHAA
HOW WILL RAM EVER RECOVER??
Now Sami Zayn knows how taqiyya feels. Excellent.
BASED FUCKING A LISTER
>le screwy finish at survivor series
The city of WWE
That was fucking stupid. Literally worse than 2000 WCW.
WHY DOES VINCE KEEP BRINGING UP THE SCREWJOB?
BASED FUCKING MIZ
WHERE MY MIZBROS AT
WE DID IT LADS
When was the last time Sami won a match?
>>1975614
That wasn't a screwjob
>based dominatrix saving it
It's confirmed that the Cruiserweight division is staying on RAM after this match.
YES!
>>1975637
>>1975637
the women's match was basically clean
>WAHMBULANCE
Awful waste of time
>some guy got paid for booking this
>mfw we keep the IC title and get the cruiserweight title
RAWTISTS BTFO
BTFO MIZ
based FUCKING miz
i knew he could do it
KEKCULTURE BTFO THEY P R O M I S E D THE IC CHAMP WOULD GO TO RAW
>>1975638
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
M I Z
I
Z
>>1975648
Two weeks ago
So dumb.
B-but we were getting the IC title!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>all these marks getting worked by shenanigans
Is this your first time ever seeing the Miz?
why is it so rare for a babyface to win clean as of late?
>>1975648
how do you think he got the title shot
is taima kill?
>>1975648
last raw
>Sami in the doghouse for his retarded comments on Trump
BASED MCMAHONS
That belt's bigger than AJ, kek
>>1975645
Not a screwjob. The ref didn't call for the bell. It's heels heeling
heh
>>1975675
APOLOGIZE TO VINCE NOW FAGS
>he didn't pick based Miz
> 67 / 196 people remain
69 people eliminated and it's 1-1 for the brands.
>>1975675
Good. What he said was fucking idiotic.
>tonight fantasy warfare becomes reality
Just think about the crazy sex Maryse and Miz will be having tonight to celebrate Miz's win.
>FANTASY WARFARE HAS BECOME REALITY
>FANTASY WARFARE HAS BECOME REALITY
>FANTASY WARFARE HAS BECOME REALITY
>FANTASY WARFARE HAS BECOME REALITY
>FANTASY WARFARE HAS BECOME REALITY
>>1975645
It's not. Literally just heels being heels.
>Miz wins
Thank God WWE isn't completely retarded
>>1975659
>implying the cruiserweight division isn't boring shit
>>1975652
The new Cruiserweight show is live on the network after Smackdown on Tuesdays...there's no way it aint going to Team Blue.
How does it feel to know lads that the Cruiserweights are staying on RAM.
>mfw
It's just me or Ambrose looks hot tonight
>>1975666
I'm a Smackdown LIVE guy, it's just a retarded finish.
>>1975681
Based
>>1975680
BASED DOOD KEKING 2COLDPEDO
>NXT bans Ellering from ringside after a month, maybe two months of fuckery
>Miz gets screwjob after screwjob and no one gives a shit
State of your booking. I like Miz more than most, but I'm starting to dread every match he has because he looks weaker and shittier with every one.
>Seth Rollins stole the title!
>and they he locked himself in a cage and raised it above the ring
uh seff?
>>1975652
>Listen....
WHAT DID SHANE SAY
Who /crashcage/ here?
>>1975681
>mfw still in but thought I lost
All according to plan.
>>1975681
what did FAGGOTMCFAGGOTPANTS LOSE?
Threadly reminder
>The main event of SS features two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>WWE realised they fucked up putting the IC title on SJWdown--hence why it will be back on RAW after tonight
Smackdownies on suicide watch after tonight
Based miz and Maryse
Stay focused smackdown
>>1975681
>that many people thinking Zayn would win
>toy commercial comes on
>realize you're watching something made for eight year olds
>>1975692
Feels pretty good
Does anyone seriously want the jobberweights?
>even in toy ads Reigns always goes over
vince you madman
>>1975666
Nah, I'm /Smack/ all the way and even predicted Miz would retain, just don't want screwy finishes all night.
>Reigns is champ in toy commercial
Listen..........
>Roman booked to win toy commercial
Jesus Raw make it less obvious you insecure shitters
>>1975697
>SEETHING
>Seth Rollins stole the title!
>and they he locked himself in a cage and raised it above the ring
KEK 10/10 gimmick match
>tfw no Crash Cage match
>>1975692
feels good man
>>1975703
raw in charge of putting on a shit main event
>>1975703
>WWE realised they fucked up putting the IC title on SJWdown--hence why it will be back on RAW after tonight
Are you even watching this, Rawtist?
>>1975702
Sami Zayn didn't win.
Is this 4 hours? There's 3 matches left and it's only been 1 hour.
>>1975700
Not until they have crashcage as a real WWE match.
>mfw zayn was gonna get the title but he posted that Trump tweet
>>1975697
but that's his gimmick
>wedding ring commercial during a wrestling event
ALL BOARDS REPORT!
/RWBYg/ @ /co/ and /nepgen/ @ /vg/ here
>>1975710
>predicted Miz would retain
>didn't expect shenanigans
First time watching the Miz?
Here's these talentless guido faggots.
>Enzoabore and Big Gas
SD prepare to get BTFO again
>>1975703
There is literally nothing wrong with being an SJW.
>>1975588
>tfw i just buy network
>>1975728
have sex
Oh Jesus, Memezo and Big Meme...
>>1975721
change my vote to Miz so I can stay
>>1975709
because he's the most popular guy on the roster despite your smark tears
>le cancer guidos
I can't stand these wops. Hopefully they're eliminated fast.
what's big cass' gimmick?
>>1975722
half hour for all the tag entrances
Literal cringe.
>>1975732
Nope. Men are going to win for Smackdown anyways.
>>1975733
Smack team is winning so they can do a 1-1 finish
Results so far. At work
why does ram make me hate everyone on their roster
>those ugly Canadian bitches
>Tim Horton
>The 6
>a well-written, well-acted backstage segment that actually advances a storyline and everyone involved does a great job
WHAT THE FUCK LADS DID I REALLY JUST SEE THAT?
>>1975737
What are you, Brian Kendrick?
>>1975728
/vg/ here lad
Enzo wearing a meme outfit and spitting memey Drake verses this is awful
>>1975727
made me a little sad
>>1975740
empire state building
>>1975747
>Women's RAM
>Miz
Tag Team is next.
>>1975740
He's 7 foot tall, and you can't teach that...how to wrestle
enzo pls stop
>PPV is in Canada, no wonder the crowd is full of cucks.
>energy
desu i want raw for this match
every other one i want smackdown.
so glad the miz won...
>>1975740
Big guido.
>Enzo rocking XO
wtf I like Enzo now
ANYWAYS POLLS HERE
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698469
>its another Enzo promo
"Horrible nightmare last night. It was so weird, I was in Germany but the U.S. was Germany now? But from like, 80 years ago? So weird?" Sami Zayn wrote on Twitter.
I forgot what a black hole these two are. I did not miss them at all.
Crowd so dead you can hear these fat canucks chewing their poutine
>Timmy Hortons
No one calls it that in Canada
Enzo and Cass wants Drizzy to stan them?
How happy are the rest of my Smacklads that we don't have to listen to these fucking promos every single week?
>Drake
6ix god
>>1975768
PACK YOUR BAGS SAMI
>>1975733
What is this oily greasy wop even talking about? Fuck these faggots.
These guys fucking suck. Why are they over?
>>1975768
this is true tho
>>1975729
I thought they'd let him win on his own for once, is all.
>>1975728
/mlp/ haayy
>>1975740
Talking like he is learning how to read
>>1975758
How did my bliss look?
The beginning part of the Shining Stars theme is chill as fuck.
>people actually thought the ginger Latino was going to win JUST
Christ now we're gonna get infested with /mu/
>>1975740
6 6 6
I actually like the Shining Stars
>>1975768
what do you expect, Trump is a huge Jew supporter
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2016/11/20/trump-is-headed-to-white-house-did-just-elect-our-first-jewish-president.html
>>1975766
HOLD ON
FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER ONE
HERE'S THE POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698469
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698469
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698469
http://www.strawpoll.me/11698469
>giving away the ppv for free
kek
this bitch is the worst announcer of all time
need to get her fired
This is some retarded shit
Hell yeah based Gallows and Anderson getting a huge pop
>Shining Stars
And here I was thinking trump was el presidenté
>>1975776
Control-ahhhhh
Control-ahh
>>1975784
weak
>yfw the Shining Stars are the sole survivors
>>1975779
because...THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOU
>shining stars trying to give leaflets to enzo and cass
kek'd
>>1975792
>giving away the next 3 PPVs away for free to EVERYONE
desperate
>>1975771
They do now h8r
>>1975681
I could have sworn I submitted my predictions.
>>1975794
>not liking drake
lmao, gtfo here bitch ass nigga. you probably KD bitch ass.
BOTCHSARO CANT EVEN TAKE HIS FUCKING SHIRT OFF
>they won't make RAW win, too. They HAVE to keep it 1-1 for suspense
>cesaro botching taking his shirt off
fucking cringe
Steve can I change my predictions?
>Cesaro on my screen
>CESARO CAN'T DO IT RIGHT
AYY
LMAO
>Memezo and Ass
>Shining Stars
>New Day
So much cancer at the same time.
I didn't think it was humanly possible for a crowd to be this dead. At least wcw had drunk bikers calling the wrestlers faggots
>Cesaro botching his entrance this bad
Once again, he's done
>mfw these nice salesmen who booked me a trip to Puerto Rico for a month for $2000 are on TV
Man, what nice guys. I can't wait to go on the vacation with the excellent deal they gave me!
>>1975799
>Shining Stars vs Breezango
>>1975806
>liking anything other than If You're Reading This...
Ha
>>1975810
Get fucked.
Big E is so THICC oh my yum
>>1975790
Trump also said the theatre should be a "safe space". You literally can't make this shit up.
>>1975805
You might have clicked onto the NXT poll without hitting done for the Survivor Series poll.
>>1975727
Just remind me that I'm 30 and sitting alone in my apartment making steak with my dog and no gf.
thanks vince, you fucking piece of shit.
>>1975728
Seek sunlight
>>1975862
Let me change my predictions you fuck
>>1975703
>SJWdown
>Le megaman cruiserweights
>Cuck foley
Rawtist pls
>>1975863
At least your dog won't leave you, pham
>>1975863
At least you get a steak.
NIGGER DAY BTFO
>the raw tag team champions
>the record setting tag team champions
How long until the New Day breaks the record and finally drop the titles?
>>1975863
>Steak, bro dog, and wrestling
Sounds comfy to me senpai
>>1975929
> pic related my dog.
>>1975863
Hey look on the bright side, with each day
gone your closer to death
I dont understand Mojo's gimmick... is he supposed to be retarded?
Kinda digging these serious business Usos. Have they been like this since their heel turn?
>>1975978
alie.
steak makes all great.
>>1975998
He's supposed to be a college frat dude bro
>>1975981
Cute pupper
>>1975981
cool doggo anon
>>1975995
AYE CARUMBA LETS MAKE IT GO FASTER.
This show is pretty awful
>>1976026
Watching RAM is a goid start
>>1975981
what a cute dog
go out with him and pick up some easy chicks dude
>>1976013
So retarded. Okay.
state of all wwe tag teams?
>>1976041
had a couple girls on the backburner, one is so busy that im being ghosted by default
other hooked up with some ginger fuck thats a drummer in a church band
im an army officer in a crappy town, i know a few girls casually but iunno, this town is full of trash and it just always peters out in such a ridiculous format
> turning /as[/ into my journal.
anyone else keep losing wwe network connectivity?
Spotfest bullshit. MINUS FIVE STARS
> dark side of town
what did he mean by this?
Fuck the shining spics.
This whole thing is stupid
Seriously no one outside this company thought that a 20 man survivor series match was going to be a good idea.