NXT TAKEOVER: A FUCKING LEAF GAMETHREAD #2

>GRETZKY
>GORDIE HOWE
>BOBBY ROODE
lmao as a Wings fan I was a little triggered by that.

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smarks were a mistake

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>GLORIOUS

So much memes xD

Dubs for Thickie James

Only here to see Brutus Magnus debut to be honest with you family.

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ALL BOARDS REPORT!

/asp/ here!

How bad is the crowd going to be tonight?

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>BOTH THESE GUYS!

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MemeXT was a mistake

hope someone bombs the place

sami backstage?

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>LET'S GO GLORIOUS!

could this arena get any more empty? I'm honestly surprised they just didn't cancel this whole thing and just hand out shirts to the 12 people who showed up

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daily reminder if you like fun go to reddit

This match mediocre for anyone?

>there are people that take hours out of their day to watch and show they hate and complain about the crowd

> Complain about meme chanting
> Start "man wears hat" posting meme

You guys think Roode would make it on the main roster?

>>1971418
You're a mistake

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CANADA WAS A MISTAKE

NXT WAS A MISTAKE

ROODE WAS A MISTAKE

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GLORIOUS

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>both these guys!

>Both these guys

Triggered.

Also Gordie Howe is the nigga from the Simpsons who Bart catfished Crabapple with right? Fucking Woodrow lol.

>This is awesome chants
>Not this is GLORIOUS

Toronto is a shit crowd.

I wish we could go back to the days where a superplex ended a match

>>1971428
Yeah I think he'd fit in well

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>i sing along to wrestlers' theme songs

>>1971425
Just started gettin' good for me.

>>1971426
This. Just watch the TV and stop crying about loud noises. You anti-smarks need to get a fucking life.

>>1971433
Perfect 10 simpsons reference.

>this is awesome x100000000000000000

>>1971422


>Only JR and the choir showed up.

Everyone else is dressed up like a chair.

>black lights everywhere
>crowd dimmed

are they scared of showing the empty crowd of less than 5000 people?

god those crowd shots are embarassing

Great start to this show.

>>1971437
Great match, great crowd.

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>it's a sport nitwit

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>smarks

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NXT CHANTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

holy shit pls end nxt

I just tried to get the free month on the network but it keeps giving me grief even though my bank card is good.
It's straight up rejecting my card.
Fuck WWE, they obviously don't want my custom.
I'll continue watching it for free in shit quality.
Bunch of cunts.

God how many sharp shooters are we going to see tonight

kekkus mallekkus dillinger totally botched that sharpshooter XD

>fight forever
STOP

>actually watching this
Why?

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>FIGHT FOREVER!

>fight forever

Kek Bret Hart buried

>>1971443
no they're scared of showing all the brown people

Holy shit that DDT looked fucking great

Shit finish.

>Fight forever chants for two literal meme wrestlers

Lmao.

>>1971455
Good wrestling

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>>1971448

>>1971448
Look at all those nu-males...well that's Canada for you.

Is Tye Dillinger a glorified jobber?

>>1971448
kek

KEK

Nice roid pimples on Roode.

>ending a match with a fucking ddt
JUST

>>1971465
god you loser

>>1971465
Absolutely not, nxt hasn't been good in at least a year

>>1971466
the fuck is this?

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>>1971465
>Good wrestling

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Is there a more annoying crowd than NXT crowds?

Why can't these stupid neckbeards just cheer and boo the wrestlers names when it's the right time to do it

8/10 match

>>1971467
Do you know what a numale is? those are all fat fuck smark neckbeards.

>>1971448
That was fucking pathetic. Wwe is going to die soon

>>1971468
Yes. I don't understand what reddit sees in him. Nothing interesting in my eyes.

>>1971468
Yes, he's a jobber to the stars.

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>>1971468
Could be

Shitty booking. The cowardly heel beats the underdog hometown hero clean? Smarks are cancer.

>>1971471
>who is dean ambrose

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>>1971475
the type of person that boos Roman Reigns

Dillinger going to Smackdown

Best part of that match was Roodes entrance

>>1971468
everyone on NXT is

>>1971448
IS THAT THE FUCKING SHIELD STALKER?

He's doing the Triple H "I'm sorry" from his arm bar submission loss to Lesnar lol

Holy shit the guitar in Roode's theme is actually pretty cool. At first I really didn't like the GLORIOUS meme, but the harmonizing guitars is really good. GOAT theme all in all.

>>1971485
They're both Canadian you retard.

>>1971466
>FIGHT FOREVER

>>1971486
seriously though, who is he? I don't watch WWMeme

>>1971486
a faggot
an anti draw
a deanetty

He's getting called up

>>1971456

I know it's their hometown guy and they want to have fun, but that is where I draw the line

>>1971472
why must you project so hard on the wrestling board of a Bengali street shitting imageboard?

>showing him leave the ring
is he getting called up?

>>1971495
It supposed to sound like a Queen song so I guess that's why they wanted the guitar to sound the way t does.

>>1971480
Neck beards beta, and nu-males are all the same to me.

>>1971500
hahahahahaha

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>>1971497

>Fucking Kenny Omega.

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOARD!! FUCK YOU EVERYONE!!

Does NXT wrestlers get excited for getting called up anymore? Or they fear it because they know they gonna be buried?

>>1971502
learn what projecting is

>>1971490
>loses every feud he's had
>rewarded with being called up

What kayfabe sense does that make?

How long is Wrestlemania Sun gonna be, 7-8 hours?

I love my 240p 0.5fps stream

mickie james is a pioneer?

>the authors of pajeet

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81 / 95 people remain.

>>1971512
Sounds likely. Then it will be 12 hours, and then 18, until one day we get a day-long Wrestlemania.

>>1971512
dirt sheets say 11 hours of coverage overall

>>1971508

>seething

>>1971510
It felt like you were looking into a mirror when you typed god you loser

Pissbreak coming up

TIME FOR SHIT POSTERS.

>>1971511
Look at Corbin, Crews, Mojo and Carmella. They all got called up and some of them didn't even get a takeover match.

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>>1971507
>all those nu males
Disgusting

Take a moment to think about this, guys:

This is the "future" of wrestling.

How does it make you feel?

I'm worried.

>>1971509
Would you rather stay in NXT and have great matches and be loved or would you rather move to the main roster for more money but probably lack in any real matches or TV time?

>>1971517
>People thought Tye would go over Roode

JUST

>>1971509
>massive pay increase
>performing in front of audiences that don't involve a room of fat neckbeards
>get to fuck groupies

>>1971504
Oh yeah, now I hear it, totally agree. That kind of Queen sound really fits his character.

Who is ready for the shark cage?

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>>1971509
All the girls have been protected so far. And you know they want nothing more than to put belts on Mojo and Corbin.

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>mfw looking at /asp/ any time there's a smarky chant
lol you fags get a life

>>1971532
redit

> TM-61 will be the first team to beat the Authors of Pain
Yeah... no.

Reminder that the big four ppvs will here on out be part of 4 straight days of wrestling

>The mighty don't kneel

DAT SMARK BAIT

>People outside of the UK are doing the panto ONE FALL thing

Fuck.

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>No Way Jose not on the card

>>1971535
pls stop spamming my thread

>>1971512
Yeah. desu, I was disappointed that I can't go, but spending 7 hours in the nosebleeds sounds like it'd kill the fun.

Why does wrestling attract so many neckbeards and nu-males? It's even worse than anime cons now.

Final of Dusty Classic already?

>>1971536
tee hee i just mite b

>>1971541
>Cien Almas not on the card

"""""BASED""""" Trips.

Please tell me these CAWs aren't going to beat the AOP

>>1971544
Because of the internet

>>1971527
Wrestling won't even make it into the future once Roman cashes out and goes to Hollywood like the Rock and Batista did

>>1971509
>Congrats, you get to leave full sail forever and stop living in an apartment
I'd be pretty fuckin stoked

>>1971546
obvious

>>1971541
Apparently he wrestled in a dark match before the PPV started.

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>>1971541
Slow and steady. He'll be winning the Andre Battle Royale soon.

>>1971548
>TM61
>CAWs

>>1971544
It's real-life anime.

btw
>posting on 4chan
>implying you're not a neckbeard nu-male
lol

>a fuckin shark cage
what?

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lol they're about to bury the two wrestlers with the most potential with two bland jobbers with a dumb name

Is Dusty in the cage?

>>1971555
I can see this happening.

>>1971552
You do know you can post both here AND reddit, right?

>>1971556
They're as vanilla as it gets

>>1971557
I bench as much as you weigh, 300+

What the fuck was that cage music

TM-61 look like jobbers

Wait seriously it's a shark cage match?

I thought you guys were memeing.

HOLY SHIT!

the fuck is going on

what is this?

>>1971562
stay in reddit kid

>>1971567
they are

Why are they lowering it like it's a fucking cell? It's just a cage to keep their manager in, it's not like TM-61 have a chance to win him.

What is this?

>>1971555
Dumb lemonhead.

>>1971570
Le old school throwback xD

>>1971568
>>1971570
>>1971571
It's just for a meme

ell in a cell

nice match bro

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>muting the arena audio for the cage heartbeat

>>1971550
I think Seth has better chance leaving for Hollywood out of all the Shield members, they already putting him in movies with Wesley Snipes and he's the company's go to guy for TV show appearances when Cena doesn't want to do it

the cage will fall and one of the caws will get crushed and die

>>1971572
nah i think i'll stay on both

Someone explain this

Who the fuck is Paul Ellering?

please tell me I'm not the only one praying for something unfortunate to happen to that cage

>these shitty caws

Is Russo writing this?

Are authors of pain good? They remind me of 2014 Roman.

This reeks of late WCW

the crowd don't get a shit about either of these teams

Did he overshoot that jump?

>>1971496
fight me faggot

>people shit on russo for this
>nxt does it
>THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME

OH NOOOOO

>>1971587
>trying this fucking hard for an "18+ " response

The team of Literally and Who, Will'o'wisp.

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>Just tuned in what the fuck is happening???

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>inb4 the cage drops and lands on someone

DEAD

that was bretty cool

Reminder: the current writer for nxt used to write smackdown, they switched jobs.

>>1971564
Which is why you're on a mongolian sewing circle talking about wrestling.

>>1971599
Fuck you got me

>>1971605
ryan ward writes for raw now

Results so far, just got home?

>>1971609
Wtf I hate Ryan now

inb4 Ellering drops a foreign object from the cage

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>>1971591
>roman with AOP in a stable

yum

>>1971610
Roode beat Dillinger

>>1971610
Bobby Roode beat a hometown jobber

>>1971610
GLORIOUS won.
That's it. Dusty tournament finals is currently going on.

>team CAW vs team fat men in black

wow both suck

>>1971612
he used to write for smackdown before the draft split

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>>1971614
Don't give Vince any ideas.

>>1971613
Brass knuckles

>>1971610
Based big dog was shown on screen to wake the crowd the fuck up with a massive pop

>>1971610
Mickie James had a wardrobe malfunction and her roastie was revealed to all the the faggots in the audience and the Canadian Prime Minister canceled the show.

>>1971610
Joe and Nakamura opened the show and they hugged at the end

>>1971610
Roode def Dillinger

>>1971614
>heel roman w/ AOP

holy shit i'm cumming

>>1971624
Hopefully nobody posts it.

Who the fuck are these people

>>1971625

>It's another shitty Bayley match.

She's just a female Eugene that can't wrestle.

Based Blue Trunks

>Sell back for 1 second
>Stop selling

What do they teach these faggots on NXT?

why is paul ellering in a cage

>>1971550
Roman dumbass can't even remember and recite his promos if it's longer than 3 sentences, what makes you think he can make it in Hollywood?

can someone explain why these big motherfuckers are selling for these generic faggots in any way what-so-ever?

i have a hard time believing these caws have a chance at all on the main shows

>>1971634
It's a Paul Ellering handing from a cage over the ring match

>>1971634
First to reach him wins the match.

>>1971635
worked

>>1971636
Because they lost their aura within weeks of debut when Gable and Jordan tossed them around the ring

how did we go from Balor and Joe to these two vanilla midgets?

LAWSUIT

was that on purpose?

>>1971613
You called it.

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>That ref dive

>Some Canacuck geting smashed by a chain

LMAO

Did the chain hit someone in the crowd?

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The lawyers right now

what a shit match Tbh lads

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LAWSUIT INCOMING!

Did they fucking botch the chain spot?

BOTCHERS OF PAIN

>>1971644
Balor is the most vanilla of midgets. I bet the Aussies are taller than him.

is that a fucking tranny wearing a tie near the right hand turnbuckle? Jesus Christ Canada.

>>1971644

Don't act like Balor isn't a vanilla midget. His entire moveset is kicks and flips since he can't pick 70% of the roster.

beta nu male smark shows up to an nxt event to sing wrestlers theme songs and gets pelted with a metal chain to the face

>AoP ruining the finish
>Some fan getting rekt
>That disjointed ending

Where did this NXT is good meme beging?

>allowing a dumbass gorilla to throw a chain into the crowd
Based Haitch

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Who you gonna call

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>>1971658

>>1971657
Vanilla implies no gimmick

>>1971662
reddit

where's cody rhodes

>>1971658
FUCK

>>1971662
>beging?

Nigga, wat???

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Well at least Paul Ellering didn't fall or anything.

>gaytch not getting a entrance

fucking gay
state of this event

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> 44 / 95 remain
Doesn't feel right with no Cody there.

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>>1971661
so sad!

>>1971668
At some bingo hall getting paid in pretzels

That def wasn't a botch. Looked like they were suppose to lose the chain so it would look like TM61 could win

>>1971666
Well he doesn't have one outside of ppv's and special events.

>>1971661
nice

where's dusty rhodes at? this is his tournament why isnt he there to congratulate them?

>>1971677
Pretty sure Cody gets 5-6k an appearance

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>>1971666
>spoopy entrance

>gimmick

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>>1971661

>>1971679
touche

MOTY contender incoming

>>1971675

i should've bought the samoan meme

>>1971681
;_;

Honestly what is Finn's gimmick? Le generic oirish cunt who does slingblades and double stomps, and part time cosplayer who doesn't change his style at all.

>>1971682
that's a lot of pretzels

Why do heels forget how to cheat when they enter the NXT championship picture

>>1971685
Aussie shitposting is contagious

who's ready to SAY YEAH

MOTY time guys

>>1971683
He's the Demon King™ you faggot

who /onlywatchingthistrashfortherevival/?

>>1971692
That's the long and short of it.

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>>1971681

>>1971666
>demon king
>a fucking gimmick

no, demon kane was a gimmick. painting yourself and doing the same thing everyone else does in the ring is not a gimmick

>>1971696
YEAH

>>1971692
He's The Demon King™ not to be confused with The Demon Kane™ or Demon Kane™ or any other iteration of Kane™.

> #DIY
> TM-61
> SAnitY
The fuck is with these tag team names?

>>1971700

Hi Jim Cornette.

>Thank you, fuck you. Bye.

>>1971681
He's feeling a bit under the weather

>>1971700
ALL DAY ALL NIGHT

>>1971681
He's meditating with some Buddhist monks

Anyone hear the beginning of this theme and immediately think of Marilyn Manson's Sweet Dreams?

>>1971709
I sure hope he gets well soon

>>1971699
>He's the Demon King


No he is a fag in face paint who calls himself the "demon king"

>>1971658
faacking booolshit

What's The Revival's gimmick?

Thickie and Asuka literally only good thing on this card.

>>1971703
>demon kane was a gimmick
he's big show with a mask but in worse shape

can anyone on the card tonight cut a promo

So ciampa is turning on gargano if they lose right?

DIY vs. Based Top Guys will be motn, maybe even motyc

>>1971706
i blame rap music

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Am I the only one who thinks Mickie James is hot as fuck?

WE GO HARD

>>1971715
forgot the ™

>>1971719
Dirty Southerners

>>1971719
no flips, just fists (in your pussy)

>white "people" music

Lmao, wtf even is this shit famm

>>1971722
Joe

Who /diy/ here?

>>1971719
Being the oly heels using heels tactics to win

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>>1971726
i do

Who /wegohard/ here?

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>>1971726
No

>>1971726
no

18+

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>>1971726
Nope

I fucking love their theme song.

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>>1971721
You are retarded

>>1971722
These guys are all pretty good at it

Joe is very good at it too

YEAH

Toasting this slow build to Ciampa turning heel on Johnny. With Gargano being on the losing end of their matches and he losing on the second round of the CWC after having arguably the best match with Ciampa for the entire tournament.

WE GO HARD

>>1971734
he's in the front row with the glasses

>>1971732


>UNCLE CRACKER.


You've never dealt with the X-Factor.

>>1971726
10 years ago I did

>>1971721
18+

>>1971732
Take it easy Divyansh

WHO DAT THICC IN REVIVAL TEAM???

>>1971726
Yes. Everybody else is repulsed.

>#TheREVival-98

That's better.

>>1971753
Dash Wilder

>Say yeah, we voted for Trump

Crowd is dead

So do any of these guys have any sort of gimmicks or character at all?

>>1971726
Maybe you can post some webms of her so we can decide?

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>All four of these incredibly talented guys will be jobbers on the Main roster

>>1971756
damn he thicc af

>>1971758
Are you deaf

>>1971757
>Not voting Trump

Do you even America?

you see how the crowd is completely black in some shot? it's cause there is no one in the seats there

>>1971760
Revival are old school heels. Diy are happy to be here

>>1971685

>Just got drop shipped from Amazon.ca.

How awesome with this playset be, senpai.

>>1971756
i want his ass near/on my mouth

everyone expects champa to turn so wwe will have gargano turn instead.

trust or my name ain't calle

Dead crowd

>>1971769
>>>/woo/

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>>1971726

>>1971769
You gay anon?

crowd ran out of chants

scott dawson has that southern girth

So no Liv, Ember & Aliyah VS Billie Kay, Peyton and whoever they found as a 3rd?

>>1971783
>>1971783
>>1971783
>>1971783

>>1971769
He thicc as fuck total semen demon

>Meme Canadian crowd dead for what is probably going to be the best match

Fucking leaves lmao.

Dead ass crowd

>>1971779
no

>>1971778
this fucking blew my mind as a kid
and my load a couple years later