>Dean Ambrose enters the ring
Wacky antics ensue
and here comes Renee Young! Bah gawd she's barefoot! And the crowd is unzipping now, placing hands upon their members, starting to stroke....
Good gawd almighty it's a literal whiteout in this arena!!!
>>1966666
you were one 6 short from being double satan
>>1966666
>pyro explosion
And here comes his opponent for tonight, the big based machine Kane
>>1966681
Now as you know, Kane has recently announced his plans to retire. But first, he says he has an important announcement. He's grabbing the mic now:
"Let me see your feet"
Bah gawd the crowd erupts! They're chanting for women's feet!!!
>>1966681
AND HE IS PISSED
>>1966681
he's carrying a copy of the The Libertarian Manifesto by Murray Rothbard
*glass breaks*
>>1966696
IT'S TRIPLE H
>>1966703
He hits a pedigree to Kane! Pedigree to Ambrose! By god what is going on!? Triple H puts unconsious Dean Ambrose on top of Kane!
1*2*3 WE'VE GOT A NEW BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CHAMPION!
WUU REE
WUU REE
WUU REE
THIS IS AWESOME *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
The man then does a wrestle move and the crowd goes wild, cheering on their muscular hero
>>1966666
>[changes channel]
>>1966666
But first we'll take you back to last week, when the Lunatic Fringe had a message to deliver to Roman Reigns.
>>1966720
Take your shoes off!
Clap
Clap
Clappa Clap
Take your shoes off!
>>1966746
>[changes to Nickelodeon]
>it's the pretty patties episode
WWE Universe
WWE Champion
WWE Stephanie McMahon
WWE
WWE
WWE
>WHATS LEX LUGER DOING HERE?
>>1966773
WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON!?
> YA SEE, DEAN...
>>1966773
>YOU'VE STILL GOT IT
Right now on Twitter #SDReneesFeet is trending! Followed by #ShowUsThemFeet! #JackingOffToRenee as well. #DeliciousYoungFeet. #PleaseJackMeOffWithYourFeetRenee. This is historic. Social media is going crazy. This is a WrestleMania moment.
>>1966880
twitter working anon into a shoot
>>1966880
Spotted the virgin.
>>1966773
>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!
>>1966773
WHAT'S LEX LUGER DOIN IN THE SMACKDOWN ZONE?!!!
>Flight of the Valkyries starts playing
RKO outta nowhere
>tried to dsicreetly make an anti-dean thread nd failed
kek Carter BTFO
>>1967206
but carter is the biggest dean mark here you retarded newfag
*unzips dick*
>>1967213
Hi Carter
You've been exposed as a Jasethycuck for a while now so give up the gimnick already
>>1966764
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
He's got a Bicycle!
>ctrl f "Ellsworth"
>0
How?