THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL...

BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE...

>>1966157
AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE.

SEE, NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING...

>>1966162
BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND IM NOT NORMAL...

BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL!

SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT ME

HEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN

I HAVE NO SYMPY FOR YOU

SEE THE THREE-WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A THIRTY-THREE AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING

BUT I GOT A SIXTY-SIX AND TWO-THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY

SENIOR JOE

YOU TAKE YOUR THIRTY-THREE AND A THIRD CHANCE MINUS MY TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT CHANCE AND YOU GOT AN EIGHT AND A THIRD CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE

BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE

AND THEN ADD SIXTY-SIX AND TWO-THIRDS PERCENTS I GOT A HUNDRED AND FORTY-ONE AND TWO THRDS CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE

SEE JOE THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

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SAKERFICE

I watch this promo like 3 times a month

CRACKER BARREL

YELLOW TEETH

FAAAAT ASSES

GIMMIE A FUCKIN MIC

SMOE JOE

YOU GONNA SUCK MY DICK OR WHAT?

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

THEY SAY THAT ALL BOARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUY YOU LOOK AT /asp/ AND YOU LOOK AT /wooo/ AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE.

MAKE HIM AN EGG

HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

YOU'RE HERE
I'M HERE
LET'S
DOOOO
THIIISSSS?!

BUNCH OF WHITE TRASH

I'M GONNA FUCK HERMIONE GRANGER!

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>>1966155
BUT STEINER, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS...

GAS PUMPIN' REHNEKS

>>1967745
I AM THE GAME

>>1966959

NORMALLY WHEN YOU COMPARE BOARDS, EACH HAS A 50/50 CHANCE OF BEING THE MOST AUTISTIC

>>1967829

BUT /asp/ IS A /asp/ERGERS FREAK, AND NOT NORMAL, SO /woo/'S GOT TWENTY FIVE PERCENTS, AT BEST, AT BEAT /asp/

>>1967830

BUT THEN YOU ADD /r/SQUAREDCIRCLE TO THE MIX? YOU-THE ODDS OF WINNING, DRASTIC GO DOWN

>>1967831
>BUT THEN YOU ADD CARTER TO THE MIX? YOU-THE ODDS OF HAVING SEX, DRASTIC GO DOWN

DIAMOND DALLAS WHITE TRASH

>>1968112
Isn't DDP jewish?

HE'S FAT

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NOW I KNOW BUDDY ROGERS IS DEAD

BUT RIC FLAIR

YOUR CAREER IS DEAD

HAILIN' FROM DUNKIN DONUTS IN THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY

>>1968331
so funny

honestly, the promo GOAT