why are wrestler so small, short and flabby these days?

BECAUSE THEY DON'T FILTER THEIR DRINKING WATER

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Because they don't take steroids anymore/genetically inferior

All the brutes have the personalities of cavemen and can't wrestle for shit. ME SMASH, ME DUM

I don't get it.

Was James just picked straight from the street or is he a legit wrestler/signed to WWE?

Like this company obsessed with Roided fucks would hire this chump before he became popular.

>AJ
>flabby
He's in better shape than you, fatty

>>1966088
Hes talking about ellsworth not based farmers strength.

>>1966095
>ellsworth
but he is a meme wrestler.

If he was jacked he would lose his appeal

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>>1966085
Apparently he's been wrestling for 10 years in local scenes. Don't know how he managed to get picked out for this type of run though.

>>1966085
Ellsworth is a real trained wrestler that's been doing it in bingo halls and shit for over a decade. He's just like the brooklyn brawler of this generation of jobbers

>>1966085
He's a wrestling promoter from Maryland and has been organizing a promotion for years. It wasn't even the first time he's been a jobber for WWE.

If you listen to Jericho's Podcast when he was a guest he gives a lot of background on his life and wrestling experience.

>>1966099
Meme status from his ''''''''''''''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''''''''''''' with Strowman.

>>1966099
Simple. He was the first jobber back.
That whole promo was gold before the match. Then he got wrecked. He's got that look the wwe occasionally go for.
Like you can compare him to Zach Gowen or that dude that his name is slipping my COLIN DELANEY from WWEcw. When he's on screen he gets more of a reaction than they couldve imagined and its not an undesirable reaction either (unless you actively hate one of the people on your TV getting extremely over with the live crowdw...this is the wwe after all)

Also now for the scrawnies they got a chance to be the next Harvey Wippleman of little spike dudley if they play their cards right.

>>1966082
t. manlet

>>1966082
Oh yes guys like Neville, Styles, Apollo Crews and Bryan have such more personality than guys like Hogan, Rock, Steiner, Nash and Ryback

>>1966477
>Bryan
The only people with as much personality as Bryan in the last 10 years are Cena and CM Punk.

>>1966099
He jobbed to Strowman, but fans loved the fact he had no chin. And he kind of got over because of it.

>>1966477
Neville has personality when they let him(see his NXT run) and AJ Styles is one of the most consistently entertaining stars the WWE have.

I'll give you Apollo Crews and Bryan though.

>>1966095
Obviously he's joke material that should be used in the midcard

>>1966054
>why are wrestler so small, short and flabby these days?

Because that's most of the population? As someone who lives in the US, chances are if I go outside right now I'll see more people 5'8 and shorter than 6 foot and taller. That's just how it is. Just how easy do you think it is to find 6'5+ guys without shit knees AND can wrestle?

>>1966477
>Styles
Hell yeah just by managing without repeating catch phrases. Ryback shouldn't even b listed with the rest.

>>1966054
MMA is the new hotness for big guys who cant do football.

>>1966054
>Small
They either don't workout or don't take roids
>Short
Genetics
>Flabby
Again, they either don't work out or take roids

Short is excusable, no excuse for not being at least somewhat in shape in a business where a crowd has to look at your body unless you're in BBW porn.

>>1966554
I recently read that men who are 6'+ only make up 14% of the population, so you're correct.

>>1966477
Neville, AJ and Crews are all pretty built though, what's your point?