ITT: wrestlers you could beat up

young cucks. not gonna post a picture of those faggots because i don't save pictures of faggots to my hard drive, but they look like they belong in a basement in the 90s listening to iron maiden and coding doom 2 map packs. baby-faced manlet faggots.

>>1966041
Seething

>>1966041
Who the fuck are the young cucks?

Johnny Gargano. I like him but I feel like I could end him

>>1966790
I think he means the young bucks. He's right about what they look like. Posterboys for indie flippieshit vanilla midgets everywhere. For once cornette was right.

>>1966797
Psycho Killer would beat you up after that.

>>1966041
Very specific ya virgin

James Ellsworth

Basically anybody on the roster.

I'm 6'3", 250 lbs lean (yeah I juice), grew up in a rough area of Boston, dropped out of high school to work a trade, failed my apprenticeship because I caught heat with the higher-ups, moved to Thailand and worked security at an expat bar, got in some major gambling debt, was given a choice between death and essentially enslavement, chose the enslavement, then spent the next 7 years as a pit fighter in underground death-matches across all of Southeast Asia before finally buying myself out of debt (I had a 55-0 record).

>>1966840
>shower
>weights
>clue

>>1966811
doubt it

>>1966840
>He thinks he could take Brock

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>>1966840

>>1966800
>Cornette was right

Young Bucks have every promotion on the planet wanting to book them, while Cornette managed to get fired by WWE, TNA AND ROH inside of 7 years.

>>1966840
Post body and time stamp right now

Ellsworth obviously. All the women. All the announcers besides JBL and Otunga (maybe Graves too).

After that it would be pretty tough. If I knew who any of the cruiserweights were maybe a couple of them, probably kalisto now that I think about it.

Wild card pick is Big Show only because I might be able to go in and out and land shots, but would be absolutely fucked if he got a hold of me.

>>1967470
Graves suffered from too many concussions he might go down from one bump on the head

>>1966030
hornswaggle

>>1967305
>They're living memes so they must be good!

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>>1966840
>yeah I juice

>>1966030
Trashman

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>>1967505
How's your 2016 going Cornetty?

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>>1966030
Dawg, I couldn't beat up pic related, and none of you could either

>>1967763
I could... but I'd probably have to do some dirty tactics.

>>1967470
Big Show has SOME conditioning, he's slow and stiff relative to other wrestlers who've trained for years. You'd have to be close to his size to take him

>>1967505
>shit cornette SEETHING
THE BIGGEST POP CORNETTE EVER GOT WAS FROM HIS EXPLODING KNEECAPS

>>1966790

Overpaid spotmonkeys that are killing ROH

>>1966030

Anyone who does CrossFit
Most of the women
Stephanie
Charlotte
Sting
Michael Cole
JBL
TJ Perkins
The Young Bucks
Paul Heyman
CM Punk
Brother Nero
Rey Mysterio
Hulk Hogan
BEEG
Xavier Woods

Probably others.

>>1967470

Joey Styles dropped JBL, I think you have a chance.

>tfw prime Ken was a beast and one of the earliest two dimensional fighters and he ruined his prime by doing mandrama
Feels bad man

>>1967763
>>1967770
xD