JUST

>>1961673
TOOTHLESS AGGRESSION

>this is a 10/10 on /asp/

>>1961723
>SEETHING

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>mfw john will finally dump her great chin ass

>>1961673
What am I looking at here?

Did she bust her tooth in that match with Carmella?

>>1961723
no one on /asp/ gives a shit about her

>>1961757
Lies

>>1961760
>>1961760
is it though? there's never any threads or talk about her

>>1961735
yes

Why is she so ugly?

>>1961788
http://www.strawpoll.me/11662593
>ugly
she's winning handily

>>1961673
Didn't she get that tooth knocked out when she wrestled Tamina like three years ago?

>>1961801
>no option for mandy rose

>>1961828
who

>>1961801
>those options
disingenuous

you must be SEETHING knowing that.

>>1961839
They were specific to another thread.

>>1961801
How is she winning over Lana or Alexa?

>>1961673
chris benoit gimmick when?

>>1961673
Is this a shoop or actually real?

>>1961673
She chipped a veneer off of her real tooth.

This is in addition to the time Tamina kicked one of her teeth out of her head.

And don't forget her fucked up neck and shin.

And the time she wrestled with a separated should for 3 weeks.

But yeah, she's just a wannabe reality star model, right? No passion for the business.

>>1961925
What are you doing?

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>>1961801

>>1961929
Nikki gets a lot of shit for being "fake" but if that were true she'd have gone elsewhere to make her living a long time ago.

>>1961925
>left to try and make it in hollywood
>failed so hard she came crawling back
kek

>>1961937
kek, dude, she doesn't have anywhere else to go

>>1961801
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11662593
where's charlotte?

>>1961941
She doesn't have to wrestle. She could have Lita's current spot in a second if she wanted it. Or she could just mooch off of John indefinitely.

>>1961939
>failed so hard she came crawling back

Isn't Total Divas the top show on E! now? Not much of a failure so much as bringing the two halves of her career together.

>>1961957
>>Isn't Total Divas the top show on E! now?
lol not even close

>>1961958
highest rated in its time slot, which isn't saying much

>>1961957
Total Divas is an ensemble, you can't credit it to her. She failed outside WWE and had to come back. The only reason she got on a reality show was because she begged WWE to put her on it. No one was interested in having her on any before she went crawling back.

>>1961953
>she could just mooch off of John indefinitely
That's what she's doing.

>>1961953
>Implying BMJ doesn't just keep her around so he use her for a quick pump n' dump after each show

there's a reason he doesn't want kids

>>1961939
post her "acting" reel

>>1961963
Without her and Brie doing the ground work that series would have never existed. It was their idea to begin with.

>>1961969
No it was WWE's idea. They just mooched off it.
Again, it's an ensemble.

>>1961970
>No it was WWE's idea

No it wasn't. They shot a pilot episode that didn't even have anything to do with the WWE that didn't get picked up by E!. That's when they came back to WWE with the idea of doing the show with all the Divas.

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>>1961936
Way below my standards.

>>1961974
So they failed and came crawling back because no one gave a shit about her without WWE.

>>1961977
temporary failure I suppose. Do you expect people to be perfect?

>>1961978
My point was >>1961937 is bullshit, she has no where other than WWE

>>1961925
>she's gotten injured, therefore she's amazing and brilliant
logic

>>1961936
>camera angles

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>>1961977
>>1961984
and now they got 2 shows. Based nikki did it.

>>1962002
Because of Cena.

>>1961953
She is a fame whore, she would never let the spotlight be off her like that.

Nikki is the best female wrestler on the main roster.

>>1962019
bad bait

>>1962019
What about in WWE overall?

>>1962021
It's more of an indictment of the rest of the women than anything else. None of them can put a match together, but at least she can throw a decent strike and lift another woman up.

>>1962033
she's terrible, come on

>>1961925
>, she's just a wannabe reality star model, right?
Yep, 100%

>>1962019
BMJ has helped her a lot.

>>1962019
mandy rose is going to be the best when she moves up

>>1962019
>>1962031
she's not even in top 10

>>1962036
And the others somehow manage to be worse

>>1962033
She literally can't do anything other than one ok elbow. Why do people keep claiming she's "improved"?

>>1962041
at getting banged by seth and roman.

What is she talented at?

>>1961673
How true are these:
Nikki
>has the nicest breasts in WWE
>has the nicest ass in WWE
>is the hottest overall woman in WWE
>is the best female wrestler in WWE
>is the most over/popular female in WWE

>>1962053
>false
>false
>false
>false
>false
0/5 fgt

>>1962047
>implying she'll be better at being banged by everyone than nikki

>>1962053
>true
>false
>false
>true
>true half the time

>>1962066
>>1962053
You can't be for real on that second last one

>>1962053
All true. She's an alpha.

how did she get this "thikki" nickname? is it a joke?

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rate out of 10

>>1962078
0 fuck you and fuck her

>>1962053
>by far
>yep
>yep
>second best
>yes, by a long shot

>>1962078
2/10

>>1962002
>>1961974
Nikki is definitely the lead character in Total Divas, every episode revolves around her. Total Bellas was literally made as a vehicle for her as a star because she was so popular.
So she's the lead on two reality shows.

>>1962078
10/10
unbelieveable

>>1962101
nope

>>1962101
>Nikki is definitely the lead character in Total Divas, every episode revolves around her.

this is demonstrably untrue

It's hilarious how mad she makes these autists. Her mere existence triggers Eurofags and Full Sail neckbeards.

She knocked it loose giving Carmella the Alabama Slam. Upon re-watching the match, after she gave Carmella the slam she fell back and from that point on kept touching her hand to her mouth.

>>1962078
hard 9/10 she has achieved her maximum genetic potential

>>1962118
Bellas and Paige (when she joined) are the main characters. They get the most screen time.

>>1962235
>genetic
>she's 90% plastic

>>1962295
nope

Nikki is ugly.

>>1962369
>fake tits is 90% plastic
>/wew/tists are still THIS triggered by the Bellas
unbelievable. based nikki working the overweight smarks years later

Nicki fella working these obese smarks

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I would drive my dick very deep into Nikki Bella's anus hole if you catch my drift

>>1961673
oh shit wadup khali

>>1962521
>that
>thick

>>1962719
have the sexings

>>1962731
Virgin

>>1962733
seething

>>1962734
furious

>>1962738
huh?

>>1962741
dope

>>1962731
>>1962733
>>1962734
>>1962738
>>1962741
>>1962743
vintage /asp/

>>1962019
Nope.

Charlotte
Bayley
Nattie
Fucking Naomi
And Alicia Fox are all better in the ring.

>>1962752
And Becky

>>1962752
t. Charlote, Bayley, Nattie, Naomi, Alicia Fox
>>1962757
t. And Becky

>>1962759
I don't know what this "t" meme is supposed to mean but it's pretty lazy.

>>1962719
Nikki isn't thick.
No clue how that meme even started?
Only girls in the entire company that classify as thick are.
Nattie
Naomi
Bayley
Asuka (a bit on the chubbier side)
And Nia Jax (insert Scott Steiner reaction below)

>>1962761
t. Jeff

>>1962757
Yeah forgot her.....Also Emma, but she is still out of action currently.

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>>1962762
What about the other Nikki?

>>1962762
>Nattie
Good
>Naomi
Good
>Bayley
Not overall thicc, it's an entire body thing,and her torso is twig-like, but thicc below the waist
>Asuka
LMAO no
>Nia Jax
Unironically the thiccest, obviously

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>>1962769

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>>1962770
good enough for me

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>>1962769
>>1962771
She's new so I don't think many are familiar with her yet.

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>>1962019

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>>1961673
What did her tooth look like before? It looks like it's just real small now...

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>>1962793
Probably just hasn't been fixed yet.
People forget that Nattie just had two of her teeth knocked out like a month ago. But they got fixed, and look the same as before.

>>1962777
I immediately like her.

>>1962769
yeah she's thick
a legit Thikki Nikki

>>1962777
It's a shame Nikki Cross looks like she's not to be fed after midnight.

>>1962829
Nikki Bella looks like Gruntilda. Women in WWE don't tend to have great faces all around, you just have to make do.

>people not knowing what a capped/crowned tooth is

wew 18+

>>1962831
Nikki Bella is a supreme goddess with a 10/10 body and glorious jawline that will make genetically blessed children with big match jhon
Crossetty was genetically blessed by the entire male side of her family, as is life on bongistan

>>1962831
there are maybe 4-5 pretty women in the company right now

>>1962837
Name em

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>>1962762
What about Ember Moon and Nikki Cross down in NXT?

>>1962019
To be fair she's gotten a lot better over time.
There was a time where I couldn't stand them, but she in particular has won me over.
I used to like the other one cause of pussy tats but then I found out they relate to a dead boyfriend which is not sexy at all.
So while they both come off as sluts nikki seems like the bigger whore not to mention she got just the right amount of meat in all the right places I wish her tits were real though. But that size cause god damn.

>>1961673
BryanxNikki is the otp

>>1962857
i think she's cute

>>1962878
do you think him and cena bella swap?

>>1962053
>is the best female wrestler in WWE
>is the most over/popular female in WWE
>Wish they were real they're the perfik size.
>is on like top 3 current booties in the wwe are you forgetting jojo and naomi exist.
>.......there's some mitigating factors here I'd say top five, mickie james is back, lana, Maryse, im a fan of the way bliss and becky look too.
Maryse is definitely better looking, mickie james just nudges her out lana is pretty much on par and really its just a matter of what look either bliss or becky goes with that put them above or below nikki.

Give me a thikki nikki mickie bra and panties matches and many supermarket cells will die that day.


My phone just autocorrected sperm into supermarket. I'm leaving the error in explaining it here.

>>1962891
She is nowhere near the best wrestler

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>>1962881
She is.

>>1962878
>Bryan made out with both Bellas on TV

>>1962904
really?

>>1962896
I oops when you read
>>1962891
Ignore the first two lines.
When I typed that I saved the post I was quoting so I could read it is forgot to delete those two lines.
I think she's in the top 10 of the wwe right now maybe top five.
And as a face she is pretty over. Maybe not the most over but up there.

Bottom line is the quoted post is pretty true.


Excluding John cena why do people dislike nikki still. It's been years since that God awful storyline.
Please give me reason why you dislike her whether it be appearance in ring or both.

>>1962908
I dislike her because she's an absolutely awful talker and personality but they seem to think she is "likable" or something so she's a babyface.

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>>1962897
I think she looks like tiny lister and you gay nigga.

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>>1962906
They had a storyline years ago where they were both after him and at least one segment where they both kissed him. I'm pretty sure that story is how he got to know Brie and ended up dating her.

>>1962911
I do agree that her mic time should be limited but at the same time it's hard to argue against her like ability factor when she gets the desired reaction they want her to get (cheers) and somehow roman reigns can't accomplish that.

She has few fleeting brief moments of a flicker of a good promo but I do agree with you on speaking a nikki Bella monologue is not something I look forward to or enjoy.

Based Nikki working the obese smarks here

>>1962908
I still don't like her because she's a black hole of talent. She's just annoying as fuck with her nasal voice and shitty pandering for cheers.

>>1962916
My favorite anti-Nikki posts are when fags make fun of her jaw with a pic of Ivelisse attached.

>>1962931
When has this ever happened?

>>1961673
Somehow even hotter.

If you don't like Nikki Bella, you're taking Women's """wrestling""" too seriously.
They're eye-candy.

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>>1962961
she's failing at that then

>>1962931
>my favorite posts are ones I just made in my head

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>>1962962

>>1962962
t. virgin

>>1962962
go back to /woo/

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>>1962964
>>1962967
>>1962972
omg so pretty

>>1962978
t. Virgin

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>>1962980

>>1962987
muh dick

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>>1962989

>>1962990
hnnnnn

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>>1962994

>>1962978
>>1962987
>>1962990
>>1963000

imagine being this obsessed

What this thread tells me is she has a fucking god awful smile.

>>1963000
would drench her in my cummies to be very honest
why do you have this many close-up picture of nikkigod's face

>>1963003
literally took the space of 45 seconds bro

>having multiple unflattering photos of a chick cropped and at the ready for imageboard arguments
kill yourself

>>1963007
>what is google images and copy cropping

>>1963015
You could have just said you had a folder ready and it would have been a little less sad than cropping every single image

>the autists get mad when its their waifu getting her good name slandered by heathens

>>1963019
it's literally a right click

>>1963014
But all pictures of her face are unflattering.

>>1962961
Then why wouldn't you just look at one of the way hotter women like Maryse?

>>1963036
She's not on screen all the time
And Nikki has a better overall body

>>1963040
No she doesn't

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>>1963028
Her WWE makeup is unflattering.

You will never get laid.

>>1963050
Completely plain. Get standards, virgin.

>>1963054
hi g6

kys

>>1963067
Just how many boogeymen do you have?

>>1962295
this is correct with but every episode revolving around nikki certainly is not.

>>1961925
How's pregnancy going, Brie?

>>1963045
have sex

>>1963102
>you have to like this bimbo more than that bimbo or else you're a virgin!

>>1963106
Exactly.

>>1963106
which bimbo

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Superior, and natural

>>1963120
goddess