SMACKDOWN GAME THREAD #4

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>"wow, this anniversary show has been pretty bad so far, hopefully it should pick up with the next segment"
>crowd golf claps as pale, ageing "superstar" hobbles out for his "rated r" segment on a pg show

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>yfw Undertaker joins team Smackdown

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Edge Skywalker

Where's Chris Chan?

So is taker just gonna appear for 30 seconds

>>1961090
kek

>tfw after 15+ years you have finally grown out of wrestling

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He doesn't even have the cutting edge set

what happened to it

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>>1961087

Punished Edge

Honestly I was expecting an Undertake and Kane tag match...

RAW stars will interfere in Cutting Edge. They will destroy SD stars and then gong will strike lights go out and Taker comes to help SD stars!

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>>1961077

>FANTASY WARFARE

Did Bray kick out Harper or something

>You now remember Edge's final match was a lackluster match against based Jericho
He deserved better than that.

>>1961096
It's been 18 years for me and I still keep coming back

>>1961107
It was Dorito

AHAHAHAHA

BASED ELSWORTH

What's up with the phrase "fantasy warfare"?
Why do they have to mention it every time they talk about ss?

Should've kept Corbs over Shane desu

BASED NO CHIN

I still really want to punch Ellsworth in his fucking face

OH MY GAWD IT'S THAT NECKJERK AGAIN

Fucking great!

>Ywn see prime heel edge with Lita by his side have a tweener vs tweener feud with AJ Styles

Based Styles

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>the gong would be one of the biggest swerves of the entire fucking year
>they completely ruined it and now we're all just sitting here waiting on it

I'm sick of Ellsworth

>Orton and Wyatt teaming

what the fuck?

AJ is still mad that Edge and Christian let him get raped by smacks

>>1961111
I thought Jericho injured him at WM.

Edge looks like he retired and went up in the mountains to live in a cabin

Who was the Janetty in Rated RKO?

>>1961115

Edge was pissed he had to say it

>No James Ellsworth 5 second pose

Fucking hell AJ

Randy should at least rock a crusty wife beater or something
What makes him in Wyatt besides standing next to bray ffs

SMACKDOWN CANT AFFORD THE CUTTING EDGE PROPS LMFAO

rip snek

Got damn Rated RKO was pretty based

>Still getting AJ chants

>>1961115

pushing the new video game

>A 5 SECOND POOS
What did he mean by this?

>>1961115

Obviously Vince pushing it

>MAKE SURE YOU SAY FANTASY WARFARE DAMMIT

>SD actually get the crowd to chant people

Just cancel Raw already.

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>tfw you will never see Edge vs Bray

>>1961135
Edge. Orton has 12 world titles, Edge has 11.

12 > 11

Dean bounces around more than Brock

this segment is embarrassing. these guys talking to edge and then edge just moves on to the next guy without any response. kek just kek

>>1961153
he has adhd

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>shane'omacdown

>>1961151
>You will never see Edge vs Styles

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

HOTHEAD

>raw
>3 hours
>4 threads

>sd
>2 hours
>4 threads

>Hothead
>plan

HOTHEAD

HOTHEAD
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inb4 dark knight memes

I love how they don't even bother acknowledging how short AJ is. He's the most based manlet in the universe.

OH SHIT

GONG

>>1961170
Too late

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>hothead

WHY NOW

IT'S TIME

Is Undertaker going to replace Shane?

How long before Renee ditches that fucking loser once he stumbles further from the title spot

IT'S /OUR GUY/

BONG

>>1961152
You can't be a janetty is you have 11 world titles.

IT'S HAPPENING

HOTHEAD
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>>1961152
edge's career ended early, though
i think based edge was always more over than cuckrton

YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

>Taker was brought in for a simple pep talk
why

IT'S HAPPENING

UNDERTAKER ENTRANCE BEGAN AT 9:53:40

LETS SEE HOW LONG

STOP ENCOURAGING SHANE YOU STUPID CUNTS IN THE CROWD

>>1961175
Goddamn captchas

SEVEN MINUTE ENTRANCE
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DONG

BMAJ CONFIRMED FOR /tv/ BANEPOSTER

One

on

One

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>The Undercarder

*yaaaaaaawn*

>shittiest cutting edge ever
>undercarder
>this is their 900th episode special

worst show of all time

FROM DEATH VALLEY WEIGHING IN AT 299 POUNDS

THE UNDERCARDER

I still mark out tbqhfam

>6 minutes left

so the show ends when Taker reaches the ramp?

ITS THE DEAD GUY

Oh wow, Undertaker is really playing the part. He even looks like a skeleton now!

MORE FOG!

>>1961199
IN A TAG TEAM MATCH

>>1961152
So by logic Orton>>Austin since 12>5?

Orton never drew a dime in his career

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>>1961165

>>1961126
Why do they always do this?
Stop announcing shit that would get major pops.

So was there one real match on tonight?

What the absolute fuck.

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>gong
yfw /asp/

It's weird how fast Undertaker gets in shape, a few months ago he needed crutches

It's almost supernatural

This has probably been the most boring Smackdown episode since the brand split.

>>1961194
Be a good goy and buy a pass

>no lebron signs

This crowd suck ass

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>the people writing this episode of Smackdown had to set aside five minutes so Taker could fucking walk in

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>>1961213

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>Undercarder comes out for literally no reason with zero context

Who writes this garbage?

Would have been a much better spot if they hadnt spoiled takers appearance coming into the show and last night. Who books this crap?

>>1961201
>>1961202
SEETHING

>>1961203
same famalama
/cumfy/ af

>>1961217
wrong

>Everyone scurry to the other side of the ring

THAT FUCKING POP
>Implying taker doesn't earn dimes

They could have gotten away with just promoting Edge and then Taker would be a complete surprise

>>1961098
It probably would've been there if they weren't so shirt on time and had to combine the segments.

AJ and Ellsworth are the only people in this ring who haven't wrestled Taker yet

james and aj must be jizzing their pants rn

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ASP FUCKING SEETHING

dead crowd.

PLEASE DON'T GIVE TAKER A MIC

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>>1961213

>>1961209
Orton and Austin were never in a tag team. Austin can't be Orton's Janetty.

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>>1961206

>The Undertaker is in a ring with James Elssworth

Yup, there's your HOLY SHIT moment

>>1961228

let aspies meme, anon

lmao did Undertaker staple that fake Kane hair to his hat because he's balding

>HOLY SHIT
>announced a week in advance

Fucking modern crowds.

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>>1961213

*tips fedora*

POST YFW NO CHIN MUSIC ONTO THE UNDERCARDER

*tips fedora*

YFW Undertaker shoots on LeBron

*tips fedora*

M'commissioner

(tips dead fedora)

CERO MIEDO

TAKER'S BRINGING IN PENTAGON JR

>Tfw four of the men in that ring have lost to Taker at Wrestlemania

KURT ANGLE'S MUSIC?

literally *tipsfedora*

>>1961136
I feel for Edge he really wished to comeback to wrestler like AJ Styles and others.

*tips fedora*

>that pop

OVERTAKER MORE LIKE

SOULS AND HOLES

TAKING SOULS AND DIGGIN HOLES!!!

>taking souls and digging holes
what did he mean by this

Is Taker taking Shane's spot?

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when is this fuck retiring?

He's coming back full time?

BACK FOR GOOD?

FUCKING RIP RAW

please tell me one of you autistic fucks has a .webm of 'taker tipping the commish

DIGGING HOLES BABY

TAKIN SOULS

DIGGIN HOLES

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>>1961213

>TAKING SOULS AND DIGGING HOLES
He's does voodoo and heroin?

ONE LAST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP RUN?

AJ VS TAKER AT RUMBLE?

>>1961231
>AJ wasn't in WWE soon enough to fight Taker when he could walk

Feels bad.

>his throat tattoo is just a black smudge now

>>1961255

Kekniggerkek

>>1961264
Never

>>1961265
Just like how the rock was back home.
>literally 1 min left

>>1961217
Have homosexual intercourse for the purpose of recreation

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OVER AS FUCK

Based Taker buried Edge, Orton, Bray and Shane at mania.

RAW BTFO

I came right before Undertaker came.
How was the show?

>tells the audience to fuck off with their meme chants

GOAT

>Takers next appearance and he walks out to this
>https://youtu.be/2D34S6miCi0
how hard do you mark

Shut up retards let him cut his promo

>How easy Taker gets the crowd to respond to him.
He really is a fucking master at this.

My stomach is literally twisting from hype

the most over man in the biz today
>you still got it
>does nothing
SMARKS FUCK YOU

>that one guy that started the Undertaker chant

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>>1961213

>Undertaker trying to be serious
>crowd just wants to kiss his ass

Must be nice

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>you still got it

>>1961287
For real.

why the fuck are you cutting of the undertaker with your chants stop it

>>1961282
And Dean on a random episode of Smackdown

FUCKING RIP IN PIECES RAW FUCKING SHITS SMACKDOWN FUCKING CONFIRMED

Why is Bray being a silent autist?

Isn't he a "le spooky" gimmick too?

he's just giving a pep talk what is this shit

they probably paid him six figures for this

He shows up just to give a pep up speech. Lmao. I constantly expect great things from modern WWE and I'm always let down

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>yfw Taker faces Cena at Mania

SMACKDOWN BTFO BY SHOOTER

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What the fuck was that even about?

He comes out for a pointless promo and doesn't even insert himself in a match......

>cutting off the end
based Smackdown

Smackdown confirmed losing so Taker can feud with whoever costs them the match.

Who will win Survivor Series? Team Raw or Team Smackdown. Place your bets!

smackdown confirmed losing

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He literally came back just to give a fucking speech

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>You still got it

WHO /SHOOTER/ HERE?

>>1961286
goat theme

Yup Team Smackdown is going to win.

Who here /shooter/?

wait... what was the point of Undertaker?

THAT WAS SHIT! And there was no reason for it.

That's it?

>Taker literally got paid millions of dollars just for that 7 minutes, and Smackdown didn't even get allowed overtime.

>you still got it
>literally just talking

Team Raw loses: Stephanie slaps each of them

Team Smackdown loses: Undertaker takes their souls

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

STATE OF SMACKDOWN HOLY SHIT

LMFAO

>>1961307
Taker vs. Ellsworth confirmed WM

Well that was anticlimactic.

>>1961317

Talking smack

I don't understand the appeal of wheeling this guy out every few years.

>inb4 Edge or taker?

Yes

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>>1961307
>Taker v Ellsworth

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>this dead crowd
>Undercarder literally on a respirator
>this is a 900th anniversary show

After this disaster, the only thing "resting in peace" will be Smackneets

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rate my gf lads

not even a speech, just a quick pep talk

>>1961318
>>1961319
>>1961320
The point was to gain viewers dumbshits

Well, Smack's gonna lose, and Taker's gonna ave a feud.

>>1961320
I dont know about millions buddy

>>1961333
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>1961314
Intro got me kinda hooked tbqhf

AJ'S HUBRIS WILL COST THEM THE SS MATCH

AJ v TAKER FEUD

>>1961318
dimes

That just confirms Smackdown will lose. Taker's gonna take it out on someone, likely Randy. Meltzer says they're looking at Taker vs Randy for Taker's last Mania.

>>1961298
what this confirms is that were losing the IC belt and getting flippyshit division

they had to make up for that shit somehow

i guess they couldn't get hbk for rumble so its aj vs the deadman

Raw wins so taker can join smackdown and build to a Cena v taker match at WrestleMania

>>1961333
nudes then i'll rate

Fucking shit. My live stream stopped playing the second Undertaker was handed a mic and started up again with his music playing and the show ending. The fuck did he say?

>>1961230

>Short on time
>Nikki vs Carmella went on through a commercial break and felt like a goddamn hour

Who plans this shit?

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>>1961333
noice

Who's the fifth member of the team for smackdown?

>>1961284
Miz beat Ziggles for the belt. It was good and also the only real match of the night.

Kalisto was a squash.

Thicci and Carmella went to a non finish when the RAM girls showed up

Nonsense clusterfuck 16-man Tag Match.


I hope that crowd is getting a good dark match.

>Raw loses and each member gets slapped by Stephanie McMahon

>Smackdown loses and each member has their souls taken

>>1961341

Literally this.

Taker takes the belt from AJ, Cena retires Taker and Mania, AJ and Cena feud again

>>1961343
>randy v taker
>not cena v taker

fuck off vince

>Taker gives a 5 minute prep talk and everyone listens with fear and/or respect

>Foley mumbles for like 20 minutes and no one gives a shit

wew lads
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>>1961333
not yours/10

>>1961333
MOAR

>>1961350
he's coming back not just for mania

and if smackdown loses there will be hell to pay

>>1961328
They've been wheeling out retired wrestlers for years.

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>>1961347
>Smackdownies already trying to justify their landslide loss

Undertaker vs James E at WM. James goes over.
How big of pop?

>you still got it
>literally just talking

???

>>1961358
kek

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>>1961370

>>1961350

>Wrestlemania will no longer define him, hinting he might be a bit closer to full time
>Survivor Series is where the Undertaker was born, but Smack!Down was his home
>Don't fear failure at Survivor Series, but if Smack!Down fails, they should fear Taker
>Team RAW will
>REST
>IN
>PEACE

Pretty good, pretty standard Taker promo. And either by accident or design, he was standing in the light just right so that the shadow from his hat covered most of his face. Looked cool.

Taker just pretty much confirmed SD is losing

HUNTER ORTHODONTIST BTFO

This show was better than RAW and none of the top talent even fuckin wrestled

As a Smackchad I gotta say RAW won this week. But they only won because of the Smack guys invading.

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH NIKKI BTFO

Holy shit, the crowd reacted to everything he said.
They quietened down as soon as he began talking instead of carrying on like normal.
They cheered for him during his breaks in speech.
Undertaker GOAT

Did Raw finally win this week?

Solid matches throughout the card, where SD had one good match and a shit ton of filler

>>1961372

Has that chant ever not been cringe worthy?

>>1961359
WM doesnt define me he says lol

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>>1961248

>>1961386
Raw will never win with 3 hours to fill.

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>Cena's face when his bitch right now

>yfw Sami beats Miz and takes the belt the RAM
>yfw he loses the US-IC unification match to Big Dog
>yfw based IC Title gets replaced with anther copypaste Network Era belt

>>1961378
Why the fuck did two hunters try to murder a man for not letting them kill a fucking wolf

>>1961386
yes they even had a better survivor series segment. smackdown got the women's survivor series segment kek and undercarder

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>>1961363
Nigga did you not see those digits? >>1961333

>tfw my sub to the network expired and I didn't even realize cause i barely used it

>>1961393
They won this week dude

>>1961360

Cena vs AJ is currently booked for Mania, so Cena wins his 16th against the only guy he's ever lost a feud to

>>1961404
t.rawtist

>>1961400
Logically, to build character of Shooter.
But they prob have small cocks tbqh

who the fuck gave nattie a whistle

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>>1961370
>mfw RAM gets BTFO by Smackdown just like Hitler was BTFO by Uncle Joe

Is it over?

>>1961395
you can still suck dick when you break a tooth

Becky is really passionate about those dogs

>>1961413
Titus

Why do people keep saying the belts are going to be merged?

>>1961412
I understand it was for character progression, but goddamn that was retarded

>>1961231
Also he had wm matches with like four of them, Randy, bray, edge, and Shane

BASED MIZ

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HAPPENING

>undertaker not replacing shane o mac for the survivor series match
damn i had hopes

BASED MIZ

Miz deserves another WWE title run tbqh

Miz about to Make Daniel Cry. Holy SHit

>daniel bryan crying again

fucking beta nu cuck pussy

>>1961433
He is totally getting a run after WrestleMania

>2016
>Using iOS 6
How out of touch is television now?

>daniel bryan not a millionaire

lmao

am i the only one who notices how drunk renee young is on tv half the time? she keeps saying "shurvivor sheeries"

>>1961452
That's probably the Canadian side coming out of her

>>1961077
Been working, what did I miss tonight?

>>1961458
i'd like to cum in her canadian side

>>1961459
Miz is champ again.

>>1961458
literally slurring every word

>>1961463
Don't we all

serious question does daniel bryan have brain damage

>>1961483
Yes, but you won't see the true effects for a decade or so.

>>1961333
Looks like she likes your friend a lot more than you

>>1961486
I just saw the effects

>>1961488
kek me too

>>1961459
>Miz is the IC champ again
>King Bookah had a segment
>RAW women invade match between Nikki and Carmella, get their shit pushed in by SD women
>Edge calls back to Rated RKO when he sees what's happened to Randy
>Undertaker comes out, says he's back (no more just showing up for WM) and says he'll fuck up whoever fucks up the SS match for SD

>woofs

fucking city of deankek

>>1961492
>Miz is the IC champ again
Thank god. I'm already pleased with this.
>King Bookah had a segment
Did King Bookah really come back, or is it just plain Booker T? How was the segment?
>RAW women invade match between Nikki and Carmella, get their shit pushed in by SD women
Kek, who invaded? Who kicked their asses?
>Edge calls back to Rated RKO when he sees what's happened to Randy
Well then.
>Undertaker comes out, says he's back (no more just showing up for WM) and says he'll fuck up whoever fucks up the SS match for SD
Based Taker contributing for the blue brand.

Thanks for catching me up anon.

>>1961564
King Bookah came out and Breezango gave him a ticket and called him boogah

>>1961132
no you fucking retard