MIZZY EDITION
QUIET ON THE SET!!
Based A-lister!
BASED /MIZ/
MASED BIZ AND BARYSE
>>1960180
nth for seething rawtists
I
Is BMJ gonna be on tonight?
Miz is so damn good.
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE QUIET ON THE SET
>Be pushed as a fighting champion
>Defend once against a meme Jobber
>Trade it back to the guy you lost it from
Every reply is an "Absolute state of Ziggles" that will keep Dolph up at night
Miz is gonna beat Sami at SS, giving him plenty of fuel for the fire with his verbal feud with Daniel bryan. Miz both defends a title, and keeps it on the Smackdown brand, as a fighting champion, giving Daniel Bryan no excuse to not suck his dick.
>>1960200
CAME
>>1960202
>yfw he interrupts Undertaker
Idk why but i miss heel Edge.
Who else /A-lister/ here?
>Miz beats Zayn by having run-in interference from Ellesworth dressed as El Generico because he needs the money.
>>1960209
wew lad
>>1960180
How many IC championship reigns?
>>1960218
RIGHT HERE
Official 10 minutes of wrestling and 1 hour 50 minutes of adverts gamethread!
BASED ORTON
Rawtists on consistent suicide watch
>>1960218
right here senpai
>>1960209
Ziggler don't you have a dark match to get ready to job in?
>>1960209
Imagine being THIS worked
>>1960227
PLAY
>>1960209
>The state of this mark
>Randy is on a TV show
You know, I won't mind seeing more of them in TV
Cody on Arrow was pretty fun
Post yfw smackdown defeats Raw in a landslide at SS
>That shitty quality on the screen
FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS FAP4BLISS
>>1960238
Lose the womens
Lose the tag
Win the mens
my two favorite things
handome king randal
and guns
Blissfu
that state of this midget's acting skills
BIG SIS BLISS!
Based Miz moving on to Based Bliss
RAM eternally buried!
this midget cutie i just as tall as dbry LOL
BASED NATTY'S TITS AND ASS
BLISSFU
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>1960246
I see
Lose the wimminz
Win the tags
Lose the mens
>I need you to focus all of that energy on sitting on my face
What did D-Bry mean by this?
>DBry not giving Based Alexa a rematch tonight to shit on Becketty for good
Is that Ciampa
I really want Natty to squeeze my head with her thighs.
>Nattie with a whistle
>Nattie basically being an out of touch old fart
Is she doing a Foley impression?
>oney lorcan
what
>>1960238
Why do people like that twig crack whore faced alexa bliss? it's my first time seeing her, and after visiting this board i thought she would be a 10/10.
fuck now this show went to RAW tier shit
GOOD LUCHA THING
holy shit dumb ass cucks make a chumbawumba reference and dont even sing the song. crowd has no idea what's going on
state of this show holy kek
FLYING LUCHA THING
BUDGET CESARO LMAO
Oh shit boys! AN NXT COME UP.
nattie is hotter than bliss
WHO? vs WHO??
smackfags will defend this
Who the fuck is this bald faggot?
Kek I'm loving this whole Nattie just quoting lyrics gimmick
Are there any Oney Lorcan marks to be upset that he's about to job?
bootleg cesaro? lol
GOD DAMN IT WOOOOOOOOOO
>FEEDING A JOBBER TO GOOD LUCHA THING
JOBBA JOBBA JOBBA JOBBA JOBBA JOBBA
>Manlet shit
Well SD you only have one hour left, show is complete ASS so far
Oh hey Kalisto doing the Rey bump. Nice
So it's almost confirmed that the IC title will go to RAW but Smackdown will get the Cruiserweight title?
>Holy shit, Rey Mysterio came back? Push him now, guys
Time to make a good lucha thing
They seriously had Kalisto take out Corbin?
LOL who da fuk is this weirdo
IS THIS JOBBER REFUSING TO JOB????
BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH
BOTCHLISTO
based lucha thing
Botchamania
>BOTCHCARA JR
BOTCHAMANIA
LMAO
Botchlisto
So much for the good lucha thing
NXT guy is intense
>dat BOTCH
THAT BOTCH!
Lorcan's pretty tall
BOTCH
>Kalisto botch
he has to go back
>>1960267
>Why do people like that twig crack whore faced alexa bliss?
The fuck did you just say?
lol all them empty seats
GOD DAMMIT KALISTO
>tfw you remember the globalists are coming for you lana strapon
>>1960286
It makes sense
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOTCH CARA TAUGHT HIM WELL
>>1960286
Obviously you retard.
Decent match for a job match
fuck i missed it, what botch what happened
Oney did pretty good with Kalisto's botch
>fighting Kalisto
>getting a jobber's entrance
lol kys faggot
KALYSTO>SIN CARA>SASHA
WAT A BOTCH!!
>>1960288
>Mysterio got into a fight with Jericho!? I love the fire from that little Mexican! Push him!
The botch was pretty bad, but holy shit, good on the jobber to act fucking QUICKLY and actually capitalize on it, and at least salvage the moment
Give that nigga a contract. He earned it
who is this literal faggot vanilla midget
His finisher is actually pretty fun
Too bad Kalisto sucks ass
Someone get a fucking webm of that botch right now
God dammit Kalisto you botched a squash match
>>1960311
go back to tumblr you nigger
>>1960272
kek
webm that botch
>>1960315
>tfw we defeated the globalist and are sitting /cumfy/ for a glorious 8 years
More like underweartaker
>>1960267
>m-muh horsefaced EDDIE! markbaits
>m-muh testosterone-laden men with tits
Fedorataker
>>1960325
He's got a contract already
>>1960336
We won the battle but they'll win the war
>that undertaker tease
What if Kane challenges Taker?
*GRABS FEDORA*
>>1960338
be careful what you say
>No dimes walking
What did he mean by this
>>1960335
This for the love of god
member when Rock the rock bottomed Bull Dog on the dog shit?
That jobber looked like the guy from the video with the metallic rod on his pelvis who thrusts and bangs it against that pole. What is that called?
any cap the kalisto botch? I missed it
>Triple H still salty that The Rock is more rich and famous than him, that he had to tell Dunn to add that part into the show
kek
Oh my god, Kalisto, please stop botching.
All of these flashbacks are reminding me of my childhood. I just want to live in the memberberries.
;_;
>>1960344
Better do piss break now.
>implying The Rock won't show up tonight on Talking Smack and fuck Renee in front of Dean and D-Bry
>>1960357
>being this autistic about fedoras
>IC match
>Ziggy's gonna retain cause of trip thread at SS
>pay no attention at TV to look at Ipad
>minutes in little brother tells me that Miz won
>thinks hes bullshitting cause he done that in the past
>pay attention to Daniel saying Miz won
Well shit. I want to be mad that Ziggy lost, but I can't. I'm fucking surprised. Smackdown wins again.
>>1960343
Probably true
>>1960338
>tfw we will never get sex offender Taker
>>1960325
Yeah, it was smooth enough that I didn't think it was a botch until it turned out to be essentially a squash match.
>>1960352
Remember when The Rock wouldn't pin him on account of said dog shit
>tfw want to make a grill cheese sandwich, but the microwave isn't working
*sigh*
>>1960355
he might also run for president :^)
>It's a trilby you imbeciles
>>1960332
>>1960363
>implying Rock is that selfish
>implying he and Deano wouldn't do some good ol' fashioned spitroasting
>>1960372
Use the stove
>>1960372
>Microwaving a grilled cheese sandwich
I DID NOT KILL THE PRESIDENT
>be lighter than air midget
>still fuck up spots
This is just sad
>>1960372
Use a skillet you fuck.
>>1960379
Hey there newfriend
>>1960380
was he the GOAT?
>>1960360
I wana click back n forth between Raw and Nitro in my safe af childhood bedroom
>>1960372
Who /sp/ here?
>tfw you remember wrestling is shit now
Why four men?
>>1960372
>grilled cheese
>grilled
>microwave
>>1960372
>Sandwich is LITERALLY called a grilled cheese sandwich
>doesn't put it on the grill
>Want to watch this but have a 200 word essay due in the morning
Wat do?
>>1960372
>MICROWAVING A GRILLED CHEESE
HYPE
BROS
Rock 2020
>The Rock's show
>doesn't even show up on said show
What was he implying by this
>cuckdown threads attract complete utter newfag faggotry
no wonder
BOOKAH!
OH SHIT KING BOOKER
KANG BOOKAH
he aint hype!
HE AINT HYPE
KING
BOOKAHHHHHH
>KING BOOKER
/SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS /SMACK/ WINS
>Tease us Taker is coming out
>tune back in to hype faggot
wtf
KANG BOOKA
>>1960387
what up
>BASED KING BOOKER
BEND THE FUCKING KNEE RAWTISTS
HOLY FUCK
WE WUZ KINGZ
>Heathno
>HYPE BROS
>AA
>Uce
>RAWTISTS SEETHING
WE
BOOKAH
WE
KING BOOKAH
ALL HAIL KING BOOKAH
Based breezango
KING BOOKER
>king bookah
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
THE STATE OF THIS SHOW LMAO
WE WUZ KANG BOOKAH
BASED BOOKER BACK IN THE HOUSE
WE WUZ KINGS OF THE RING AND SHIT
>KING BOOKER
BATISTA IS DOWN
>Breezango playing the heels
They were the faces last week
>>1960419
WUZ
>hey can we get The Rock
No
>How about Batista?
No
>OK let's get the guy that killed Smackdown instead
JBL?
>No, King Booker
>>1960412
HE LITERALLY WUZ KANGS AND SHIET
>Pirates of the Caribbean
>cops
what
>KING BOOKAH
the nostalgia's makin me misty
>>1960437
KANGS
>king bookah is back
he's been on the pre-show since the last time he """returned""" :^)
>>1960435
They're tweeners
Dat Rhyno dance
>>1960372
>mfw wrestling fans are the actually most autistic fanbase in the world
even animalfuckers are this retarded
>Booker is his worst gimmick
>mfw
Also, this is the first WWE show I've watched in about a month, is there a Survivor Tag Team match with all the goddamn Tag Teams? Is it going to be a 10v10 match?
The fuck is going on?
Why is Smack both better as a serious AND a joke brand
They just fucking do everything better
>>1960438
RAWTIST SEETHING
>SmackDown's Tag Title belts are literally silver
>silver
>second place
RAW confirmed gold medal show by WWE itself
what version of pirates of the carriibean did booker watch
how do SJW's feel about Nikki Bella? her entrance sure is slooty
>>1960429
WE WUZ IN YO HOUSE N SHEIT
I swear to god I cum everytime I see that ass twirl.
Nikkis wrestling bottoms are just fucking panties lmao
god bless smackdown
>>1960452
Raw's belts are literally bronze
>everything about Nikki's entrance
>>1960440
moar like butt pirates amirite
What do you guys think Nicki's butt smells like bros?
THANK YOU BASED CAMERAMAN
>Raws womens match
>piss break
Smackdown womens match
>fap break
>he thinks the Bellas are attractive
>>1960429
KANGZ
>>1960452
But Raw's belts are more bronze
>>1960449
they even get jobber matches right
>>1960457
i see cena everytime she does that
>>1960448
I'd like to correct myself as say Booker was in his worst WWE gimmick.
Nothing will out suck GI Booker
>>1960452
Rams are copper
Literally not even top 3
>>1960452
but theirs are bronze? Is this a Grilled Cheese type meme?
>>1960444
No, they're just idiots.
>>1960452
>Raw's tag title belts are literally bronze
>Bronze
>Third place
Rawtists seething at how much hotter the women on smackdown are
So many newfags here. Don't even know the grilled cheese in the microwave meme. I don't have time for this. I have to write a 200 word essay that is due by next wee.
>>1960454
>implying SJWs would lower themselves to watch wrestling
>these exposed smackdownies excited for king booker like it's a good thing
18+
Why doesn't tits bella wear latex trunks anymore
>>1960463
BMJ's crusty jizz
>>1960452
>Raw belts are Bronze
>Held by the fucking New Day
Go look in the mirror and slap yourself.
>>1960466
Nothing a bag cant fix m8. Or do you prefer girls like bosely
>>1960478
Just remember to put your ketchup back in the fridge
>TapOut crap sold at JC Penny's
Does that seem weird to anyone else?
>>1960432
>fight Benoit
>he kicks out of three SSPs
That game was weird; also I hate how you can't save during title runs
>WOMENS WRESTLING
>>1960463
john cena
>Mr. Scott Fantastic Summers in yet another boxer underdog movie
yeah. no.
>Bella's ass
Undoubtedly the best on the WWE roster.
>>1960478
>He can't finish a 200 word ese while he takes a wee wee
>>1960472
Objectively this.
>>1960469
>jobber matches
>posts a jobber
yeah senpai u get it
>>1960480
They make up the 4 Horsewimminz fanbase, senpai
>>1960493
SEETHING
>>1960485
I prefer the total package.
>>1960486
>2010+6
>Putting your ketchup in the fridge
>>1960478
>200 word essay
You absolute pussy you should be able to write that in like an hour tops.
>>1960494
who is jojo?
>>1960501
based fridge
>>1960494
Naomi
Bayley
Nikki Cross
>>1960501
A man with tits? Yeah, she's definitely carrying a package there
I miss the fist set. And Angle
RUTHLESS
AGRESSION
>GOAT Angle
>Ruthless aggression era
>Heel Cena
What went wrong, /asp/?
RUTHLESS AGGRESSION
Angle confirmed!
BASED CENA
I miss when the Undertaker's gimmick of shaking dudes' hands and them becoming main eventers
>>1960501
>Crummy fake tits
>4/10 face
>>1960501
>She kept the tags on her implants
She returning them soon?
Did Carmella just fucking moonwalk
Wtf, I love Carmella now?
STILL ZERO REACTION. No pop, no boos. Fucking nothing
based taker showing cena the respect
>when you remember womens wrestling is a joke
lol quiet as fuck like back in the day with Rob Conway
>Carmella
>crickets
god i hate this cunt. the women need to be all on one show. just send them to raw with Nikki retires
>crowd is silent as fuck during carmella's entrance
Carmella literally gets the biggest pops
>>1960478
I'm sure your wife's son appreciates how much hard work you put into your essays.
>>1960521
Literally does it every time she comes out, to no reaction may I add
>>1960279
BIFF mark here. not really since he came out with an nxt titantron
>>1960507
>Naomi
black
>Bayley
lol no
>Nikki Cross
There we go
is there anyone on either rosters that gets less of a pop than Carmella? holy fuck.
who /carmella/ here
>5 v 5 (+ Dana) Women's match.
Gee, I wonder if Dana is gonna be a factor for Raw winning.
>>1960524
>kasia
Oh baby I miss you
I love Carmella's tummy
>>1960533
Titus is pretty equal with her
>>1960517
Truth. At least she can wrestle better than Nikki
>>1960534
Me Carmellabro
>tfw Carmella will never give you head
She forgot to put pants on
So is this run around the ring spot Carmellas signature?
>Nikki Bella's ass
/nofap/ under threat
That chin on Nikki could open a can
>yfw Carmella gets hurt and Nattie joins team SD
>>1960385
Fucking this.
>>1960507
>>1960533
Eva Marie.
Why is Carmella employed?
No reaction for her entrance, can't wrestle, is fucking ugly. That is the trifecta of shit.
decent pop for 'mella
REAL HUMAN BEING
REAL HUMAN BEING
REAL HUMAN BEING
>>1960530
This is quite literally the first time I've ever payed attention to a women's entrance, si I'll give her credit that it looks sort of cool. Her character is just completely redundant with Alexa Bliss also being on the roster. Also considering Alexa has like 10x the mic skills Carmella has
Nikki sold that well
>>1960553
I think they're actually doing this with Nikki
>>1960553
there goes my nofap
fuck you, anon
why does nikki's neck become a focal point during all of her matches at some point?
>>1960550
>nofap
>thinking the bellas are even remotely above 4
tfw youll never be between carmella and nikki as they rub their tan brown asses on your face
Whatever happened to that bitch from Tough Enough Anna Lee or whatever.
>>1960372
>average smackdown fan
>>1960553
>natty wont smother you with her tits while alexa rides you
why live?
>>1960566
>Muh career ending injury
Carmella is too much of a wigger to be considered attractive.
>>1960558
>is fucking ugly
nigga what?
>>1960565
goddamn anon, that's all it takes?
>>1960566
BMJ want sit numb for reasons
>>1960560
wtf I love Carmella now
Who's the cute harley quinn looking chick that was bitching at DB? She looks like the best female in the company
>>1960566
If I had to take a wild guess, I think it's because she had pretty serious neck surgery and it's the focus of the reality television show she's on.
Just a guess though
>>1960571
>rawtist is a newfag
shocking
>>1960395
that's less than a page you fucking retard
>>1960568
>thinking the bellas are even remotely above 4
face maybe. Her ass is objectively god-tier tho
>>1960558
She's better than Nikki, in every way
>>1960582
does it have to happen in every single match though
>>1960580
Blissetty the jobber of the division
>>1960565
>>1960570
an nxt doofus got her pregnant
>>1960580
Alexa Bliss
>>1960576
>>1960580
The Tumblr Wonder
Carmella has nice hair tho
>>1960593
Love the way the ass jiggles
>>1960580
Bliss, I already have dibs tho.
>>1960593
IM A MAN ON THE EDGE ANON. SHOW SOME COMPASSION
Someone gif or webm that Carmella hip gyrating
>>1960584
>look at me i'm being a newfag and nothing can stop me
>>1960565
Don't feel bad. My nofap was ruined because of a bet over the election.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how has nikki never had a nip slip
Whats she doing she doesnt work here?
WE'RE NOT HERE TO PLAY
So this is Raw's retaliation?
>>1960602
shut the fuck up you autistic 13 year niggerfaggot
I N V A S I O N
N
V
A
S
I
O
N
WHAT THE HELL IS DAVID FLAIR DOING HERE
HE DOESN'T WORK HERE
>Charlotte
o shit cool this is like fucking One Night Stand 2005
>>1960602
Hey guys just tuned in, have I missed anything?
No reaction for Charles the Tranny champ
Was he saying tastes like dick
What's Raleigh doing in the Smackdown zone?
>>1960400
Wait till episode 1000
>>1960596
how is that ugly you underage virgin?
>>1960594
oh god what a dummy
What is Charles doing there? He knows he works on Raw, right?
wew charlotte actually looks hot in normal clothes
>commercial
STATE OF THIS SHOW
>>1960606
she has
>>1960617
Based Miz regaining the IC title and KANG BOOKAH
>>1960372
I LITERALLY JUST CAN'T EVEN.
>>1960631
Multiple
>>1960617
>>1960628
She's applying for a job, tired of wrestling with sasha
>>1960624
nope
everytime i see alexa tummy i cummy
yummy :3
>>1960637
how did he win it? Hair spray?
>>1960631
i remember brie's but non of hers
>>1960623
>>1960643
have sex
New
>>1960651
>>1960643
(You)
>>1960648
Kinda derpy eyes in that pic but still not ugly.
>>1960616
best outfit
Is that zwesome Kong?