I know it's just after 7 but SD won the week already so get in here lads and enjoy!
Tonight
>Taker and Edge return
>Mizzy vs Dolph for the IC belt
>Taketty
>Edgetty
Lol Smackcucks
>>1959671
>>1959671
>>1959671
The R in rated R is for RecordHigh
Guys. I'm using my gf's laptop and I found this. What the fuck. Is this shit normal?
>>1959684
>mediafire folder
>>1959684
1710 images
SUP CARTER
>>1959666
Based SD cucking RAW before the first bell.
IS IT TIME?
It's happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVmcETcUNXs
Will Taker be on crutches?
Member when Taker got snubbed by lelbron
>>1959730
Nah, his in-ring persona means too much to him.
The man is nigh impossible to get to break character save a few occasions, even burns and broken ribs didn't do shit.
Although he probably pretty much faints from exhaustion when he finished his matches and enters the back.
Where the hell is the crowd
Are rawtists going to post "crowd is dead" over and over again, every time there is a Smackdown on?
They did it last week as well.
>>1959748
Like Mark Henry, It's What They Doooooooo!!!
Holy fuck who killed the crowd?
USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzW6QYdSqXs
THE CROWD IS IN COMPLETE SILENCE..
Crowd is pretty loud
>you only pretend to like smackdown because the internet said it was good!
What did they mean by this?
>>1959790
wat the hell u r listening?
NOTHING
THE CROWD IS DEAD
What fucking crowd? Am I watching the same preshow?
THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>THERE IS NO CROWD ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCKWADS
>>1959803
CROWD IS DEAD
>>1959666
>19:11:11
>666
WHY DOES NOBODY CHECKED THESE YET
DEAD IS CROWD
>>1959815
I'm not autistic
Man, this crowd is roaring in excitement right now.
CROWD IS HOT TONIGHT
>>1959791
Attitude man babies stuck in the past just bitter that the world is evolving around them.
Did Daniel Bryan BTFO Mick last night?
Booker just confirmed Benoit return.
My body is ready
ITT: Should Vince take away Foley's hall of fame ring?
Yay or Nay
Where's that nigga who saved the root beer and chips for tonight?
gettin /cozy/ once again
>>1959838
i'm /comfy/
>>1959840
based comfy reigns
>>1959840
saving a thumbnail
>>1959845
KURT ANGLE HAS RETURNED TO WWE TV
>>1959836
nah, he should be fired tho
IT BEGINS
anyone else actually hype as FUCK?
This episode is going to be so fucking good I can't believe it
HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN
I hope we see teddy long playa Tbh
>>1959855
ME BRO
HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>1959666
posting in an epic satanic smackdown thread
>>1959855
Nigga I haven't been this hype since that episode of the Flash when they went to Earth 2
ITS GONNA BE L-I-T
SMACKDOWN WINS AGAIN
>IT'S GOING TO BE L-I-T
and I'm done
faggot show
>Shane "Cheap pop" Mcmahon
>it's going to be l-i-t
starting off with some cringe
Someone hit me with the shane pepe pic
HERE COMES THE PEPE
L I T
I
T
>>1959807
>arena is full
>RAW KEKS
>>1959855
YOU KNOW IT BRO
>>1959855
I'm a little hyped. I don't actually know what I'm expecting. My hype is all up for Survivor Series, but they got a lot of that build up out of the way on RAM, so seeing mostly just 900th episode stuff for Smackdown has a chance to not be as exciting.
But hey, we'all see.
CROWD IS HOT AYE EFF!
RAM ETERNALLY BURRIED
>tfw the 900th episode of smackdown is in the area you grew up in but you dont live there anymore.
>>1959856
>>1959879
What
BLUE BRAND IN THE HOUSE!
>>1959868
>>1959869
>.1 second
>>1959844
Disgusting cunt
Does she even know what grimy shit touched that floor?
>Shane and Daniel are total bros
Love it
>>1959879
'S long as you are having fun
>rawtists on suicide watch
>5 mins into the show
>crowd is fucking lit
Raw is BTFO eternally
CROWD IS HOTTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA, SENPAI.
WHO /MIZ/ HERE
Based Miz, Smackdown already won
>title match opens the show
RAW ETERNALLY BTFO
>>1959885
I want my tongue to touch that floor.
it's official boys
The SD ratings will spike for 1 reason only.
Old man Taker
>>1959895
>>1959896
>tfw MIZ gets traded to RAM for ZZZayn
It's happening bros, and I don't like it.
i actually kinda want miz to win tbpfhwyf
>>1959895
ayye Mizbro
he's so underrated
Thank god, I was worried Michael Cole was gonna be commentating for this episode just cause of the event.
>Shane and Bryan have legit chemistry together
>Stef and Micks relationship revolves around Stef bullying Mick and being his carer
The Ess Dee Ell difference baby
>BASED MIZ
>MARYSE'S OUTFIT
Who do I fap too?
>Based No Name on commentary
RAW eternally BTFO.
>Raw promo goes for 10 minutes
>Smackdown has a match 6 minutes in
We won
>Tom Philips
>philiips has to sit off the table like a bitch
kek
What's up with all the Rawtists false flagging in this thread?
based Miz and Miz wife with her vagina
>4 man commentary team
OUR GUY
>>1959904
In Ward we trust
Holy fuck Maryse
>4-man commentary team
you couldn't get rid of Otunga ?
Liberal Slayer Ziggler
>4 person announce team
Is Vince getting rid of Memeauro Ranaldo already?
I like Miz and Ziggler, what do?
>>1959916
They're on constant suicide watch
Fucking REBORN DOLPH ZIGGLER is more over than anyone on Raw
We don't deserve Maryse Ouellete, guys. Holy fuck
So for each win at SS one of the brands gets to steal a superstar?
I didn't watch the state thing
>>1959925
He's on contract until 2017
>Maryse's lips
Fuck i want them wrapped around my dick right now
Fuck I hate Ziggler.
Why is Dolph wearing his belt backwards?
>>1959934
yeah pretty much
How do we get Rusev on SD boys?
>>1959897
>cuckdownies think a title match opening a show is a good thing
lmao
it was retarded when raw did it and it's retarded right now
>>1959904
Nobody is getting traded, Zayn is just bringing IC belt back to Raw, SD will take the CW division
>>1959930
Gain the heights
>>1959904
Yes please give us miz you can take le taxi ginger
>>1959930
Give up on Zig asap
This crowd is pretty lit and that's for a fucking midcarder feud
rawtists might as well kill themselves now
both are gonna be the champion and the match this sunday is gonna be a triple threat
isn't it?
>>1959942
Divas open your show. Suck my dick
>ziggler has now resorted to ripping off raven
faggot
>>1959941
Trade Doplh for him
>Maryse will never walk over you with those spiked-heel shoes
>>1959943
I thought last Talking Smack, Bryan said if Miz doesn't win tonight he's getting traded to RAM
>>1959936
Are you me?
where my a-listers at
>>1959950
holy shit i'd mark
>>1959943
So what do the Midcard chase on SDL?
Miz will win the title back.
Print this
Looks like the fans prefer the superior smackdown brand
>>1959959
Right here my dude
>>1959964
>>1959961
The CW title
>No split view during commecials
C'mon Vince don't be so cheap
these two work decently together
>>1959965
This has been a fact since day 1
Raw has not won a single week senpai
Goldberg vs Lesnar cringe fest 2.0..real exciting
If the Cruisercuck division comes to Smackdown I'm going to be done with wwe
>>1959666
>>1959672
>>1959675
>milking the last drops of cheap pop out of vanilla midget dbry
>hyping RAW mainstay Edge as a smackdown attraction
>main attraction for 900th edition is the undercarder who will probably have to be wheeled out on an incubator
>opening your weekly show with your secondary championship being defended
>crowd barely audible
Smackdownies on suicide watch
>>1959959
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMME
>Raw steals the IC title
>SDL gets the cruiserweights
>To fill the gap and create mayhem, bring back the Hardcore Title w/ 24 hour rule as a floating title between both brands
>Shenanigans between the midcarders on both shows
Make it happen
>>1959972
CW is only for a certain weight class tho
More to the point, how is Miz going to handle thay
Wtf why was that music depressing as fuck for that app
>>1959980
>>1959982
>bring back the Hardcore Title w/ 24 hour rule
This is all I really want.
>>1959980
SEETHING
>>1959972
Midcard
Not manlet division
>>1959979
I think they are being mitigated to some after show thing. If we lose the IC title then I'm gonna fucking lose it. How the fuck is it fair to have 2 mid card belts on one brand? CW belt isn't even relevant
>>1959982
The 24 hour rule is the worst fucking thing to ever infect professional wrestling
I want to ejaculate all over Cathy Kellys hair
>>1959976
That commercial was actually exciting.
It will probably be better to watch than the match
>>1959984
I kind of zone out during the commercial from feels. I couldn't even tell you what it's for. Just that Cena is holding a phone and I get sad.
That commercial was depressing as fuck it doesn't make me want to play WWE super cards it makes me realize Cena is leaving in our lifetime
>>1959982
Someone email vince
>>1959980
>hyping RAW mainstay Edge as a smackdown attraction
>Edge is a 7 time World Heavyweight Champion
SEETHING
>>1959840
nice on big dawg
>>1959980
>literal cuck and worst mcmahon
>literally nothing to hype but a part timer and a grandpa who can't throw a knee without falling over
>main attraction is sasha vs charlotte #328
>every title is virtually meaningless
>his show has the other brand get louder pops than his own "superstars" and "champions"
rawtists might as well hang themselves desu senpai
>>1959999
quads confirm
>>1959991
18+
>>1959983
Tony Nese, Cedric Alexander etc who are considered Cruiserweight are bigger than Miz and Ziggler who aren't, the weight means nothing.
>>1959991
>wah wah I hate fun
neck yourself fatass smark
why am i so invested in a miz ziggler match
what have they done to me
>>1959980
SEETHING
>>1959999
where are they tonight?
I want Miz to win so he can slap the shit out of Sami Zzzzzzzayne, and for the CW to be Smackdown.
Smackdown needs to keep a mid card belt, there's no reason to give it to Ram.
>>1959999
I begging you man
Also checked
hey anon wanna play a game?
Whats everyones favorite Miz movie? I just watched Santas Little Helper. It was awesome I hope he makes a sequel
Where my /quietontheset/ boys at?
Crowd is kind of behind Ziggler now. Of course they were quiet in the opening seconds of the opening match, idiots.
Miz working over the leg. Under/over on when Ziggler completely stops selling it is 90 seconds
>David Obunga brags about going to Harvard
>most likely part of some affirmative action acceptance
fuckin nogs
>>1960010
good taste
JBL just BTFO Otunga
And then Otunga did his usual
>"I-I went to H-Harvard, I'm in movies!"
why is otunga still there when they have the diva destroyer tom ?
>>1960007
Good writing and promos will make you feel a way about any wrestler. Just look at James Ellsworth.
>>1960012
Shit taste
>"Miz knows how to use his wife to get a head"
>>1960012
Y-you too
>>1960012
can someone post that blissfu copypasta?
>>1960013
the marine 7
>>1960012
I downloaded a Trump in that game and made his finisher the Razor's Edge.
Mainly because I remember some dude used to call it the Border Toss
>>1959991
>Remember fun?
>I hate that
>the Miz/Ziggler fued is ending before Botcha/Hoglette
Why can't we have nice things?
>>1960012
Bitch come at me with a good game then we'll talk.
Is that the first time in pro wrestling history that the ref was, in-storyline, competent at his job?
So if you watch this show with captions on how are there captions for it? Is someone doing them live?
>>1959990
Big Vinny probably seen the flagship was failing and made an executive decision
>>1960029
That was Hernandez's finisher. Highly dangerous.
>>1960012
Y-you too...
>>1960034
>not remembering based brad maddox ref
18+
Who /meatlovers/ here?
>that kickout
oh fuck
Do you guys think the IC title will end up on RAM?
>Another commercial
>>1959982
>>Raw steals the IC title
No. Fuck off. SD needs it more. I don't give a fuck about the F-Show.
>>1960037
>The way he would recklessly toss the poor fucks and dance around with zero fucks given to their personal well being
20 minutes in and already 2 fucking advert breaks.
The first match hasn't even finished.
FUCK OFF.
You Americans and your fucking hard-ons for advertising.
>>1960043
I used to, fama.
All i taste is salt now.
feelsbad
Is Mike Chioda the best ref in Kayfabe? It seems like he falls to stupid ref traps the least of anybody.
>>1960044
Literally everyone kicks out of that move
I miss the Tazz/Cole commentary duo on SD, makes me nostalgic thinking about it.
>>1960047
Raw will get it because they're now treating the U.S. Title as on par with the universal
>>1960049
>that time he did it to Gail Kim
>>1960044
This, I actaully thought Ziggler won it for a few seconds because of how close that was.
>>1960012
get here comes the pain or no mercy and then we'll talk
>>1960052
>All i taste is salt now
Rawtist detected
>>1960037
>Highly dangerous.
When Hernandez does it, yeah. Done right, the victim shouldn't be landing on his neck so damn much.
>>1960047
The logic is probably IC title for the Cruiserweights.
>>1960060
The one i remember clearly is the time he did it to Doug Williams. Literally everyone thought he broke his neck.
>>1960050
>Staying up until 1 am to watch american programming and advertisements
>>1960063
Got me, good.
have a (u)
why is this match still going
>le kickouts
garbage absolute garbage
>>>>KICKING OUT OF THE DANIEL BRYAN MEMEKICK
>>1960047
I see two things
Smackdown keeps IC if Miz cheats
Smackdown keeps IC if Ziggler beats Zayn
Zayn wins title but gets drafted to Smackdown if Smackdown wins the SS
>>1960071
It's just one match tonight. The rest is Undertaker's entrance
Miz match of the year
>>1960071
For one more commercial.
>>1960029
>Trump finisher
>not the walls of Jericho
>>1960071
It's a serviceable match, don't bitch. We could be stuck with Bayley segments or something anon
>>1960050
>He doesn't suck his corporate overload dick
Get a load of this guy
I bet he doesn't even start his morning with an hour of clapping before he has his breakfast hamburger and tips his mailman.
First 30 minutes of the show wasted
That was a pretty good knee by the Miz
wew
>>1960068
Not that guy, but I'm sitting pretty at lunch time to watching american program.
Made me a fuckin awesome sandwich and I'm all comfy and reclined.
>THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ >THIS 30 MINUTE MATCH IS GONNA END IN A DQ
>>1960088
this
>>1960081
That's his signature
He builds the wall and then tosses them over it
>>1960068
I never stay up, I'm always up.
Insomnia ennit.
>>1960087
cool story bro
>>1960090
this
Not enough people turn over the figure-four
Why does the miz's figure 4 lock come off as rapey?
OUR BOI DID IT
>a jeff jarrett reference
>in 2016
BASED FUCKING MIZ!!!
BASED MIZ
HE DID IT
THE MIZ
THE MIZ
THE MIZ
BASED
A
S
E
D
>Miz doing DBrys moves better than DBry
BASED CHIODA WITH EYES IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
HOW CAN ONE REF BE SO BASED, LADS?
B I G M O N E Y M I Z
HE CAME TO PAY
BASED MIZ!
Based Miz and Miz wife
BASED MIZ
I CAME TO PLAY
Based Maryse
kek this show is garbage
who booked this?
>Miz jobbing to Zayn
Sure
BEST GIRL
Dolph Cucked the fuck out
>BASED Maryse
God I love her.
BASED MIZ
HAHAHAHA ZIGSHIT BTFO
BASED FUCKING MIZ
I CAME TO PLAY
>>1960087
wtf me too. Fellow ausfag?
>>1960088
THIS
RAW BTFO
BASED MIZZY
>dat raven cutie
good shit
OTUNGA SEETHING
>Maryse just literally gave Miz an IC Title push
BASED. Miz deserves the strap.
Best for Mizness
MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ MIZ
So Zayn confirmed for winning at Survivor Series
DAT BOI DONE DID IT
BASED A LISTER
>>1960089
Everyone laugh at this retard
That was a stupid finish
>>1960113
Boy Rawtist, you seethin'
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
ZIGGFAGS BTFO
great finish
M I Z
FUCK
maryse a cute
>>1960122
Damn straight.
Best time zone to enjoy grown men in their undies grabbing each other.
>Spending that long in the Figure4 without tapping
I know everyone does this shit, but it chaps my ass. Why the fuck would one EVER tap to a submission hold that one can be in for 30 seconds without suffering injury or losing consciousness?
Seriously, at this point, submissions have as much impact as a goddamn Indian Burn.
If they didn't do this in order to put Ziggles in the SS match, they're fucking retarded.
Oh look... another "Maryse cheats match".
That formula is getting pretty boring now.
>>1960113
>SEETHING RAWKEK
FUCK the miz vs ziggler would've been SO GOOD
>>1960134
I underestimated how retarded WWE is
>>1960137
Miz winning means zayn will probably take it now :/
>>1960135
your stupid
>>1960122
me too but having a beer
I never noticed that the post numbers are sequential. So THAT'S how people know if they're gonna have dubs!
Phillips auditioning for Otunga's job right in front of him
>the state of ziggler
get this raw garbage out of my TV
hope someone with actual character (miz) doesn't job to sami zzzayn the absolute loser
>booking the heel to win a championship 5 days out from the ppv
Who writes this garbage?
I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty happy to see more Ziggler vs. Miz
That shorter Spirit Squad dork looks EXACTLY like Finlay used to when he was on Smack!Down and it's bringing back memories.
>>1960152
Hello newfriend. How did you find /asp/? Did our pals at /r/squaredcircle lead you here?
>rawtists pretending that was a bad match
TOP LYL
>Defended the title ONCE against a meme wrestler
>Loses it
HOW WILL ZIGGLES RECOVER
this was an awesome moment
I dunno about this meaning Zzzzzzayne wins.
If anything, I'd say this makes it a grand opportunity for Miz to keep the title for Smackdown, purely so he can rub it in the face of Daniel Bryan that he did in fact step up as a fighting champion, keeping the fucking IC on Smackdown, so D-Bry should praise the fuck out of his efforts.
Will Miz/Zayn be a good match?
>>1960152
Well this is a fairly dead board. Only really active during game threads and PPV
>>1960148
nah, he'll cheat to retain and then Sami will show up on Smackdown to feud with him
So what's Undertaker doing tonight?
I remember he had a random match with Dean Ambrose on an episode of Smackdown back when the Shield was together
Member when Brock and Angle had an iron man match on the Smacdown? that was much better than that boring iron match those two dime drawers Bret and HBK had
>>1960152
...You just blew my world.
>people on here actually thing the crusierweights aren't going to SD and IC title going to raw
Oh fuck I remember that shit. Damn it's been 16 years.
What an awful show
>>1960172
I dunno, maybe setting up whoever he is facing at WM?
D Bry will say Miz cheated on Talking Smark and make it a triple threat match at SS.
>>1960164
There were flaws. Mostly involving Ziggler forgetting to sell his leg half of the time.
Good TV match regardless, better than watching RAW for years has conditioned me to expect out of an opener.
>>1960152
>Doesn't realize that a/sp/ is so slow you can get dumbs like nothing
>>1960172
Chokeslamming some jobber/BMJ
>doing nofap november
>day 15
>Maryse's outfit
JUST KILL ME BROS
>>1960152
18 +
>>1960172
>puts shane in a coffin
>becomes the 5th member of team smackdown
Who cares about the IC belt, it's been irrelevant for YEARS, the only belt that matters is the WWE Title
>>1960160
>He actually thought two faces would be fighting in the SS match
Are you stupid?
>>1960193
I WOULD CRY
Seeing the old WWF logo again. Fuck those panda assholes
RAW needs the IC title cause their titles have no prestige
>>1960193
>Tombstones Ellsworth
>Becomes mascot for team Smackdown
>zayn already talking shit
why do we put up with this?
>>1960212
They should've just brought back Big Gold, the Universal Title is one the biggest flops in WWE history
GNYEEEEEEEEEAH
>>1960240
I'd rather see that fat fuck Owens and that midget hold the "Velvet Cake" title than the actually good looking World Heavyweight Title
>>1960201
>le face vs heel
This is why people are tired of wrestling and its predictable cookie cutter matches.