Vader only has 2 years left to live

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>>1958391

In fairness, his brain was turned to pulp 20 years ago. It makes sense the rest of him should follow sooner rather than later.

Here, at least we can remember all of Vader's greatest moment:

https://vine.co/v/epLBj0LaKZY

>>1958391
who

poor vader. i hope he takes care of himself.

>>1958391
He needs to lose weight and stop wrestling.

I'M A DEAD PIECE OF SHIT

This is what beta cuck crybabies get

Why doesn't this fatass just lose weight?

Hey guys I've got heart failure from being a fat fuck and abusing drugs all my life, maybe I should keep doing it!

>>1958403
18+

>>1958458

Yeah, a lot of guys Vader's size seem to keep eating the same amount they did when they were 25 and balloon into huge fat fucks. I love Vader and it's tragic that he's basically done at 61 when it's totally avoidable.

>>1958458
Edgy.

Anyways, it's sad to hear that the big man is going through this. Hopefully he gets live his years out in peace.

This is really sad news. Good luck to Vader, i hope he recovers.

>>1958458
Once you have this disease, you're not allowed to work out because it causes stress to heart directly, this limits his options of losing weight. His only option is dieting but at this age, its that easy.

>>1958506
>Once you have this disease

Ye, Its not like he could have lost weight the 10+ years ago when he "technically"retired.

>>1958506
I've lost over 100 pounds this year without exercising. He could do it if he tried.

It's a work, you marks!

>>1958650
We know, but still the guy could die any moment with weight like that.

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not even trying to troll here but I may know someone who can help out

>>1958655
DDP's entire pitch is a yoga that keeps your heart rate higher than traditional, Vader would die trying.

>>1958391
Goddammit put him in the WWE Hall of Fame already.

>>1958391
Serious talk now, is there a way in which he could get better via medicine or simply staying healthy?

>>1958668
This above all. I want him in while he's alive and not posthumous

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I still have no clue if Vader was actually a good wrestler or if Sting carried him the whole time but this feud was GOAT and fuck you if you haven't watched it.

>>1958672
Yes, but he has to get the weight off of him first and help him work hard on doing long walk exercises.

In 2 years he'll be healthy again

>>1958655
DDP Yoga will help him start easy and slow process. I think DDP will take this challenge.

>>1958693
Sting was the one who was carried all the time by his opponents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN_SkGqFtFo

>>1958704
>guy sings Stings praises and only says that the Flair feud made him a household name
Wewie, try watching the video next time you mong

>>1958693
Forget that. Vader vs Hanson at the All Japan-New Japan summit card.

https://youtu.be/u3bPtpZtKuU

>>1958693
Considering that Vader had better matches it definitely wasn't Sting carrying him.

I guess it's Vader's time

>>1958391
BTFO

>>1958391

ONE MORE MATCH!

my grandma has that
they put her on a water pill which makes her pee every 20 minutes and she lost like 50 pounds and she's doin much better :^)

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>>1958391

Get Vader in the WWE hall of fame before he passes.

>>1961943
Mick wants that to happen too

>>1958506
Losing weight is 10-20 per cent exercise and the rest is all down to dieting

>>1961954
Well, despite that, it's a good idea.

>>1958391
maybe he'll refuse to put death over and beg for a rematch like earlier this year

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>>1958391
his episodes of boy meets world were BASED, still waiting for the WWE to do one with girl meets world probably nia jax or something with bayley and charolette as well.

>>1962014
The could have Vader show up again for one last appearance. They could have Charlotte appear as his son

>>1958458
>Why doesn't this fatass just lose weight?
Let's be real here, the main reason why people even remember him is because he's the fat guy that can do a moonsault. Without that, people wouldn't even bother.

>>1958663
So Is "DDP Yoga" just a code for methamphetamine or something?

>>1958535
>>1961968
And that dieting is heavily influenced by your metabolism.

Fun face, after the age of, approximately, 22-25, you lose an average of 7% of your metabolism a year. This is a compound process, so it takes afew years to become a big deal. But theres a reason they advise people in their 20s to pick up good eating habits, bc in your thirties dieting is a lot harder.


Now imagine being in your 50s.

Of course there are outliers in any population, so I'm sure you can probably find several examples of people who broke this trend. But it changes nothing. Its overwhelmingly likely that, whether or not he was dieting, he just wasnt going to get good results at his age

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>>1961971

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>>1962023
>They could have Charlotte appear as his son

Literally who

Put him in the HoF before it's too late.

Truly a GOAT heel worldwide.

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RIP in pieces, Vader. I'll always admire your outspokenness against flippy midget shit

>>1962773
I really hope that isn't your real name, Joe

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>>1962773

wew you got some cuck face going

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>>1962773
>>1962794

>5'6

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>1962773
>>1962794
>>1962798
holy shit what a fuckboy

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>>1962773
>deleted

not so fast cuck

https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1958391/#q1962773

>>1958704
18+ kiddo

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>>1962792
>>1962794
>>1962798
>>1962801
>>1962816

>>1962443
18+ kiddo

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>>1961971

>>1962816
Shoulda fired back with you know I was feeling sorry for you but now I don't care that you're gonna die soon.

ITS VADER TIME!

>>1958403
+14

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>>1958391
START THE CLOCK