>Works as an optician
>One day Edge walks in
>HOLY SHIT IT'S EDGE
>I tell Edge what a big fan I am
>"you think you know me"
>uhmm ok
>Says he wants an eye test
>We do the eye test and we give some glasses
>He puts on the glasses and I ask how they are
>"ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY"
>He then proceeds to have a live sex celebration with my secretary (who is also my wife)
>I tell him this is highly inappropriate
>"NEVER GONNA STOP ME, NEVER GONNA STOP"
>I give up and go to my office
>I hear him holler "SCREAM IF YOU WANT IT, CAUSE I WANT IT MORE" at my wife
didn't even crack a smile lad
>>1954779
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>1954779
6/10 for effort
>>1954779
ok
>>1954779
I train at the Harley Race academy, so I meet wrestlers every day (including Harley himself), but out and about I've only run into Kofi Kingston while looking at WWE figures at Target.
>me and wife looking at figures
>Kofi turns the corner
>I do a double take
>"KOFI?!?!??"
>"Yep."
>"Good to see you man, take care"
>"You too man."
I didn't want to bug him, so I left him alone after that.
I'm surprised I haven't run into Randy Orton yet, since I live in a fairly small town (St Charles MO), though my wife's mom did run into him at a grocery store once.
You are such an unfunny fucking faggot Carter
Go back to your home board woo you autistic spic