Puro thread #2

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Also, watching HUSTLE from 2004. Pleasantly surprised to see Low-Ki and now Satoshi Kojima an the event

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>>1951358
Updated stats, Lance Archer 4-0

>>1951358
AJPW Ryogoku show just looks fun top to bottom. Really varied card, it's pretty much the super indie show of the year

>>1951361
If you go to their website (hustlehustle.com) and look at the roster page, like 99% of wrestlers in the world have appeared in Hustle at some point

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>>1951358
>>1951365

based archermania.

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>>1951365
>Suzuki's one loss is to Yano
Every fucking time

>>1951358
Global wars was pretty good lads, heard night 2 was even better so disappointed I didn't go

>>1951553
the championship match result was a weird one desu

>>1951358
> outraw peruwresingu thread
Shoo shoo fatties from wew

>>1951553
apparently Naito actually did something on Night 2 so a massive improvement there at least

>>1951608
replied to my own post lmao >>1951578

>>1951582
this isn't your hugbox, bitch tits

So at Stardom's latest Shinkiba show Io Shirai turned heel on Mayu Iwatani in the tag tournament finals, then brought out a new mystery partner wearing a half mask who was very obviously Reo Hazuki
Thunder Rock had zero losses in the tournament, had no signs of any tension or frustration between members, and Io turned heel DURING the match, not after losing it
JKGreen also lost clean so that combined with them bringing in Hazuki (and Hazuki's tits) I think it's safe to say Kyona and Moma aren't getting elevated any time soon
I feel like most of 2016 and this especially puts me in a pretty comfortable position to say that Stardom fucking sucks

Presumably Io feuds with Mayu, puts her over then fucks off to WWE

So why is a /wooo/ thread on /wwe/?
Haven't posted in a while, what happened?

>>1951859
The neowooaspie invasion is real

They dont even try to hide it anymore

Woah what is this thread about professional wrestling doing on a board that is predominately full of pro wrestling threads? MODS

>>1951885
>>>/wew/

Post chins fatboy

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>>1951361
HUSTLE was a magical, special place. Sadly there will never be anything like it again.

On June 17, 2007, after a match which saw Yinling and TAJIRI lose to Muta the Great and RG, Muta held Yinling down and spat his green mist into her vagina. The green mist apparently contained Muta's sperm and caused Yinling to become pregnant. Yinling would give birth to an egg in the middle of the ring and eventually the egg hatched into 514-pound wrestler Monster Bono. Thus was created a family stable consisting of Yinling, Muta and Bono. Yinling was the beautiful and dominant mother while Muta was the gruff but loving father. The family would wrestle alongside each other for several matches, but due to Muta's absences, they served mainly as wrestler and valet. However, due to her continuous abuse, Bono eventually turned on her, which led to challenging her in the ring.[7] The match between mother and son took place on May 24, 2008 where Yinling fought valiantly but Bono came out as the victor. Tragically, Bono's finishing big splash accidentally killed Yinling. As she died, he held her in his arms and the two were reconciled (in reality this was to be her retirement match).

>>1951895
Good lord, what? That's Katie Vick levels of odd and CNJ's heel turn funny.

>>1951859
>>1951883
There's a thread on here trying to figure out what Sasha Banks meant by being "snatched bald". It's not like the thread quality can go lower on here.

>>1951895
That's Tenryu in the photo, though. Did she have his magical baby too?

>actually liking wrestling

>>1951937
Dont think so, maybe she was just into dudes spitting in her pussy.

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>>1952022
I'd spit in Yinling's pussy if she asked me to

>>1951846
Based Io working the smarks

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>>1951895
>>1952389
This is now a YIngling thread. A hardgay is ok too.

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Hiroyo Matsumoto won the OZ Openweight Championship from Sonoko Kato, show will air on GAORA on the 27th
Finally based Lady Destroyer wins a major title, 2017 is looking up

>>1951859
It's a pro wrestling board, faggot.

Anyways, who here saw Brand New Gate?

>>1954302
Haven't watched yet, but I'll probably do it tonight. Assuming it's good, Dragon Gate Korakuens are probably the most consistently good wrestling shows right now

>>1954302
I saw it up to the young dragon introductions. Shun Skywalker: great name, awful outfit

>>1956391
Honestly I'm surprised the Shun/Hyou/Futa group is being given new names and gimmicks so soon; they debuted on tape hardly any time ago and they all still show a lot of signs of being green - I wouldn't have said they're out of the Yung Boi phase yet. It's very obvious they're trying to build Futa into a big deal in future though

>EVIL drops the NEVER title back to Shibata in his first defense
To the shock of absolutely no-one
T-thank you Gedo-sama

>>1958657
for what purpose

>>1958671
Because they needed to kill some time between now and Shibata's date with Shiozaki, and Gedo takes any opportunity to cuck LIJ

>>1958674
We all know Naito is losing to Cena in WK11

>>1958683
i'm gonna be salty as fuck if both Naito and Omega lose

>>1958692
Prepare to be mad then because there's literally zero chance they're going to win

>>1958701
Naito has a shot at beating Tanahashi.

(And if he doesn't then, he'll certainly do it when they main event the following year)

>>1958736
>heel champ
>who always cheats and has interference run in order to win
>who won the belt from a guy who wasn't even meant to have it in the first place
>going up against Big Match Tana
>at the Dome
>for eternal rival Nakamura's title
He's got no chance
The saving grace is that I'd *hope* they move Naito back up to the heavyweight title picture after he's done keeping the IC warm for the Ace