What chants would there be if the entire crowd was /asp/ies?

PLEASE

HAVE SEX

PLEASE

HAVE SEX

>a crowd of ten people
Wouldnt make much noise.

>>1950934
FUCK YOU FOLEY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

no chants, just pops

you smark faggot

Everyone would plan to boo when the women come out, only to cheer in awe at the sight of actual, real woman.

CM PUNK ! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!

>>1950938
CUUUUCKOOOOLD
CUUUUCKOOOOLD

>>1950942

I would put any obese, corpulent, unshowered smark that dares to boo my Blissfu on life support.

One guy keeps trying to get KEVIN NASH chants going and nobody joins in, but that won't stop him.

LET'S GO ROMAN

I PLAY ROBLOX

WE WANT STEINER

FEED THE HORSE!

>>1950959
that one random guy yelling at him to get a clue

YOU DON'T DRAW, YOU DON'T DRAW

K-Y-S

SHOW YOUR FEET
SHOW YOUR FEET

>>1950969
>>1950964
This

>directed at anyone under 6'2

EYYYYYYYYYYYY

EY MANLET

OOH AH

I WANNA KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

IF YOU'LL GAIN HEIGHT

SA-MI ZAYN
SA-MI ZAYN

FINN BALORING
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
FINN BALORING

>>1950934
"""WOOOOMEEENSSS WREEESTLING""" CLAP CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP

Get a clue
Get a clue
Get a clue

UN-DER-CARDER

>clap clap clap

UN-DER-CARDER

>clap clap clap

>>1950934
WE SUCK DICK
WE SUCK DICK
WE SUCK DICK

EIGHT TEEN PLUS
EIGHT TEEN PLUS
EIGHT TEEN PLUS

IMPLYING
IMPLYING
IMPLYING

>>1950936
>>1950984
>>1951039
>>1951069
kek

HOWS HER FOOT GAME clap clap clapclapclap

>>1951010
This

For every match/promo

>"[Wrestler's Name]-ETY"

WE ARE CARTER

*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE ARE CARTER

VINCE IS FRIENDS WITH JEFF EPSTIEN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
VINCE IS FRIENDS WITH JEFF EPSTIEN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

WE WANT BENOIT

*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT BENOIT

*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

WE WANT AIDS
WE WANT AIDS
WE WANT AIDS
WE WANT AIDS

>>1950934
18+!
18+!
18+!

You can't draw
You can't draw
You can't draw

NOT ONE DIME

>>1950934
WE WANT TRUMP
WE WANT TRUMP

WE WANT STING. Meh
WE WANT STING. Meh
WE WANT STING. Meh

WOMENS """"""WRESTLING""""""""" *clap*clap*clap*

WE WANT STEROIDS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
WE WANT STEROIDS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

DO SOME COCAINE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
DO SOME COCAINE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

YOU CAN'T WRESTLE
THIS IS BORING

>>1950937
This

>>1950956
Have sex pinhead

>YOU ARE CARTER

>>1950937
>ten

Only two. Carter, and me.

>>1951286
*clap clap clapclapclap*

"You deserve it" as an ultimate chants for injured people.

UNDERCARDER
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
UNDERCARDER

>>1951249
>everyone in the audience makes sarcastic air quotes on the ''''wrestling'''' part.

That's actually pretty funny.

>>1950944
Obviously a smark chant. please have sex

>>1951359
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>1951475
/asp/ are smarks though, there's like two losers who pretend to like shit wrestlers and that's it

>[unfunny forced memes]

JARVIS SOLID CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

CM PUNK
CM PUNK
CM PUNK

47 Dynamic IPs in this thread

>>1950934
>What chants

You answered your own question

THIS IS AUTISM

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

>>1951528
99 per cent of neowooredditasp wont understand what you are talking about

THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

My favorite wrestler body is shawn michaels circa 1997 pasta

>>1951317
hi carter

WHAT'S HE MEANING
CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP

HIIIIIIIT-LERRRR
HIIIIIIIT-LERRRR

>>1950934
6 people wouldn't make for much of a crowd.

>>1950938
This would be hilarious though.

PAYCHECK CITY

HIRE RUSSO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE clap clap clap clap clap

>>1951601
>That Rikishi offshoot

NOT OUR GUY
NOT OUR GUY

MANLEEEEEEETS
MANLEEEEEEETS

>>1951798
Please post it

NO DIMES DRAWN
NO DIMES DRAWN
NO DIMES DRAWN

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DIIIIIIIID THEY? DIIIIIIIID THEY? DIIIIIIIID THEY? DIIIIIIIID THEY?

NOT A DIME
NOT A DIME
NOT A DIME

>>1950934
i´d want to get anime or maga shout going just to piss off the wrestlers who feed off the attention

>>1951199
TV-14 CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

HIT THE WEIGHTS
HIT THE WEIGHTS
HIT THE WEIGHTS

>>1951603
Hi DeanChad

>>1950934
This >>1950969