Let's talk about his matches, his championship reigns, and his rivalry with Gotch.
>>1950782
midget
>Hackenschmidetty
>>1950782
he was no Pat O'Connor
Never drew a single silver
>George Hackenshit
> outlaw carnival strongmanning
I don't know anything about him so I'm just going to make a meta-shitpost
>>1950782
He'd be jobbing out on Superstars today if he was in his prime.
Hackenshit deserved to get buried by Gotch, unprofessional cunt.
>>1950826
Nah, he was mark that believed wrestling is real. He'd shoot them and tie them into knots until they pissed and shit themselves.
>>1950782
Buried by Big Game Gotch.
>>1950837
Damn how long has Simon Gotch been wrestling
>Hackenschmidtetty
>>1950782
Based big dick Hackenschmidt working the Gotch marks into a shoot!
>The state of this thread
>>1950782
He never even thanked based Tom Jenkins for letting him go over.
this thread had just the right amount of shitposting without being your usual shitposting thread. i legit kek'd. thanks lads. best birthday present ever.
>>1951682
I agree
It had a distinct lack of deancuc in it
>>1951683
don't ruin the moment