Latina Heat

Can't you figure it out?

>>1948449
WHY is she so fuckin' full of herself, jesus CHRIST
Also wrestlers don't become legends by trying to imitate others, what the fuck does she hope to accomplish? I hate her so much
>inb4 SEETHING
YES I'M SEETHING, SHE HAS UNWARRANTED SELF IMPORTANCE DESPITE BEING TERRIBLE

>>1948452
>Also wrestlers don't become legends by trying to imitate others,

Hogan ripped off his gimmick from Superstar Billy Graham.

>>1948453
Hogan was trying to pass it off as his own though by adding his own, minimal touch
Sasha is flat out imitating

>>1948453
1. Graham was Hogan's mentor
2. Hogan never ran around going "I'm part of Billy Graham's legacy! He's in heaven smiling down on me!"
3. Hogan took Graham's thing and made it his own. In wrestling, nobody can be 100% original at this point, but trying to emulate someone as blatantly as Botcha Balds does will never make you a star. Look at fake Razor and fake Diesel for example.

>>1948460
How is pretending to be original better than admittedly paying homage?

>>1948462
Sasha doesn't write her own promos, mark.

>Look at fake Razor and fake Diesel for example.

You don't even know what you're talking about, you dumb bastard.

>>1948449
Oh. My. Fucking. God. The. Cringe.

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>>1948474
>Sasha doesn't write her own promos, mark.
No shit, but it's in her promos because she obviously believes it. Why the fuck else would she be sharing this kind of shit on social media when she doesn't uphold kayfabe?

>You don't even know what you're talking about, you dumb bastard.
Yes, I do. Did you not know there was a fake Razor Ramon and fake Diesel? They didn't not get over because they were bad performers; they didn't get over because it was pure shameless imitation and that kind of shit doesn't get over unless it's tongue in cheek i.e. Axelmania & Macho Mandow.
I'm not going to say have sex, take a shower, etc because you need to evolve into a land dwelling species first before you have to worry about those things.

>>1948452
You know she didn't draw this herself, right?

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>you don't live in the timeline where Eddie and Benoit are still alive and Sasha was never born
What a shitty universe we live in
At least Trump won

>>1948449
>that kid at the bottom

Nobody said that because that was a near-botched 2.5 star frog splash.

>>1948474
>defending Sasha Banks

baka

>tfw her shitty "reincarnation of Eddie" gimmick will ruin her body even more and force her into early retirement

>>1948449
Based Sasha working the fuck out of obese /asp/ neckbeards

>>1948491
>No shit, but it's in her promos because she obviously believes it.
Damn I didn't know Undertaker believed he was a dead man

>>1948449
Kek. Even in shit drawings portraying her in a positive light she still has the face of a mythical beast.

>>1948693
Constantly returning year-after-year for Wrestlemania despite the state of his body, he's suicidal at the least. So that's not a stretch.

>>1948693
>Calls himself the Undertaker
>He thinks he's a dead man

Does Mark even know what an undertaker is?

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>Seth does a frog splash and even more flippy shit
>nothing

>all Sasha does is that frog splash
>SHE IS PART OF HIS LEGACY, SHE IS THE NEXT LATIN HEAT

>>1948449

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1948754

Mind you, I am not saying he should have the title. He really shouldn't, let these people do their own thing rather than constantly needing to rely on other names to build them up.

I wish the Guerrero family could sue WWE but no one has won a demand against Vince, except for Jesse Ventura. In the other hand, wetbacks are the bad guys now considering Trump won so maybe Sasha can finally stop with muh Eddie bullshit

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>Women's wrestling *clap *clap *clap

>>1948754
I don't really like Seth, but I can respect that he does a fucking god-tier Frog Splash and leaves it at that. He respects Eddie, he does his move well, props.
The fact that Sasha uses him to pander cheap pops and does awful version of his moves annoys me. Craft your own persona, and actually honor someone by doing their moves well. Her FS is god-awful.

>>1948764
> the bookers do not make sasha do these things
Lol whadda mark

>>1948769
Obviously people have some input into their on-screen personalities.

>>1948776
Shut up mark

Next you are going to tell me she writes her own promos

>>1948786
s e e t h i n g

>>1948762
If Eddies daughter was still a wrestler they could have (would have) turned the whole thing into an angle

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>>1948776
>Obviously people have some input into their on-screen personalities.
very select few wrestlers have any input

>>1948462
>Hogan never ran around going "I'm part of Billy Graham's legacy! He's in heaven smiling down on me!"

well part of the reason for that is Superstar Billy Graham isn't dead...

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>>1948763
EY, ART!
ESE, COME LOOK AT THIS BALD BURRO LOOKIN PUTA TRYIN TO DO MY MOVE, HOLMES!
FROG SPLASH, MORE LIKE FOAL SPLASH!
ORELE!

I thought the whole "piggybacking on eddie's legacy because you have nothing to contribute on your own" thing was played out and left behind in 2007.

>>1948797
t. Kevin Dunn

>>1948805
They should have learned after trying it with Mysterio

>>1948449
WEW LAD
JUST

>>1948693
Have sex pinhead

>>1948449
>>1948450
>>1948453
>>1948460
>>1948474
>>1948491
>>1948536
How is Sasha at all imitating Eddie. She doesn't lie, cheat, or steal. She did one frog splash

Yeah I mean imagine if Eddie Guerrero just used a move as a tribute to a dead wrestler. Do you think anyone would still remember him?

>>1948849
She keeps name dropping him in promos and wearing gear like his to big matches. But mostly, the commentators won't shut up about it.

>>1948816
The difference is that Misterio is actually talented

>>1948856
You mean like the Gory Special?

>>1948491
> sashA+ working the fat neowooaspie smarks all day every day
Sasha is more over than your current favourite superstar

>>1948764
At least with Seth make a little sense because his stepdad is Mexican and he was the only dad Seth ever had

>>1948856

You mean his best friend/tag team partner or his father?

>>1948849
She has done multiple frog splashes, worn gear based on his and literally copied one of his classic spots to get Dana kicked from ringside.

>>1948867
>sasha is more over than john cena
The absolute state of bretpiss

>>1948449
>that beast face
glad she admits it

>>1948802
kek

>>1948849
she lies about being the best, she cheats on her cuck husband, she steals airtime from better women

>>1949048
nice

I really had to leave a comment on that picture. I could care less about her shit but her frog splash is so fucking bad.

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>>1948449

>>1948449
>she actually is drawing attention to the worst botched frog splash
Botcha needs to use her head sometimes. Based Seth did more Eddie moves than her, and right mind you and never did this shit

>>1948902
She is more over than anyone other than Cena and Brock

I figured since you were having your daily cry over sashA+ that you had shit taste

>>1949269
>She is more over than anyone other than Cena and Brock

that's just not true

>>1948449
THIS MEME NEEDS TO DIE

JUST LIKE EDDIE

@1949275
> using cucterisms
Dont reply to me ever again

>>1948856
>/wwe/ babby that probably thinks Eddie invented the Frog Splash

>>1948491
>but it's in her promos because she obviously believes it.

LAWL

>Did you not know there was a fake Razor Ramon and fake Diesel?

m8 I've WATCHED the fake Outsiders you dumbshit, the point I was making is that your drawn comparisons are nonsensical and void, you pretentious turd.

>>1948762
Lesnar beat WWE in court.

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>>1949656
Wrestling is a work you autist

>>1948452
Wrestlers are supposed to be full of themselves, is that a serious question?

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>>1948449
>mfw the imaginary little girl actually said that after Charlotte's moonsault

>>1949713
That's what I said you dumb memeshitter.

I hope she dies in the ring off a botch

>>1948453
>talks about Hogan lifting Graham's gimmick
>not Ric fucking Flair stealing Buddy Roger's gimmick and finisher
>>1948491
>Did you not know there was a fake Razor Ramon and fake Diesel?
Fake Diesel and Ramon were made to shit on Nash and Hall

>>1949732
Nature Boy was too easy.

Based SashA+ working the obese anti-smarks

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>>1948902
>bretpiss

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If Sasha wants to immitate Eddie Guerrero so much and be a part of his legacy, the least she could do is get ASVD just like Eddie did

>>1948449
Fucking Horus Hogan didn't use another wrestlers name this much. And at least that nigga was related.

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>>1948868
Seth probably watched wrestling and his stepdad watched with him. The stepdad being a spic loved Eddie. Seth liked his dad and liked Eddie in the process

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>>1948452
> WHY is she so fuckin' full of herself, jesus CHRIST
Also wrestlers don't become legends by trying to imitate others, what the fuck does she hope to accomplish? I hate her so much
>inb4 SEETHING
YES I'M SEETHING, SHE HAS UNWARRANTED SELF IMPORTANCE DESPITE BEING TERRIBLE

Can't wait for based joshi Shirai and Hojo to come to WWE and kick this baldy horse's head off to glue factory.

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>>1949921
> Can't wait for based joshi Shirai and Hojo to come to WWE and kick this baldy horse's head off to glue factory.

>>1949158
fucking kek

they didn't even get her hairline right though