So what's the deal with these guys?

0 dimes

the mexican is the only draw and thats because 'muh people'

Satullo enlisted in the United States Army for four years at the age of seventeen, before eventually embarking on a career in professional wrestling. Satullo finished a bachelor's degree before he became a full-time wrestler. Satullo married Lisa Marie Kuhlemeier in June 2009. He has been married on three prior occasions. Satullo claimed to have been involved in an April 2004 altercation with two men when he came to the aid of a woman that they were in the process of raping. He fought the men and was shot with a .25 caliber handgun in the back of the neck and in the right shoulder, to which he originally thought he had received a punch, (as stated in a YouShoot) as a result of the scuffle.

After being shot, Satullo became addicted to methamphetamine and was homeless for two and a half years. Satullo disappeared from public view and was not seen for several years, with his family and friends unaware of his whereabouts. Satullo reemerged in 2010, having resolved his addiction.

During an interview with Bill Apter in September 2016, Saturn revealed that he was dealing with a "traumatic brain injury" that limited his abilities.

>>1946258

Guerrero was survived by his widow Vickie Guerrero. They were married on April 24, 1990, and had two daughters: Shaul Marie Guerrero and Sherilyn Amber Guerrero. Guerrero also has a third daughter named Kaylie Marie Guerrero. During his two-year separation from Vickie, he had a relationship with a woman named Tara Mahoney. After the two broke up, he reconciled with Vickie. Eddie and Tara remained close friends until his death in 2005. Guerrero was close friends with fellow wrestlers Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, and Batista. Guerrero was a born-again Christian.

>>1946258
Memerrero tanked buyrates and ratings as champ. He never drew a peso

The original vanilla midget quartet

>>1946285

Chavo is the son of Salvador "Chavo" Guerrero and Nancy Vasquez. He married his wife Susan in 1998 and has two sons with her. On August 30, 2007, Guerrero, along with nine other WWE wrestlers were named by Sports Illustrated to be given illegal steroids not in compliance with the Talent Wellness program. Guerrero received somatropin, nandrolone, and anastrozole between April 2005 and May 2006. Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Brian Adams were also discovered to have been given steroids prior to their deaths during this investigation, as well as former WWE Wrestler Sylvain Grenier.

On June 25, 2007, Chris Benoit (a close friend of Guerrero), his wife Nancy, and their son Daniel were found dead at their home (their deaths have since been ruled a double homicide-suicide perpetrated by Chris Benoit). Guerrero was reportedly one of the last people to talk to Benoit and one of the people to whom Benoit sent text messages before committing suicide.

In July 2016, Guerrero and his father were named part of a class action lawsuit filed against WWE which alleged that wrestlers incurred traumatic brain injuries during their tenure and that the company concealed the risks of injury. The suit is litigated by attorney Konstantine Kyros, who has been involved in a number of other lawsuits against WWE.

Saturn peaked in the 90's with Khronus as the Eliminators in ECW
Malenko just never had what it takes to draw in WWE
Benoit and Guerrero had it pretty okay in the WWE but the drugs got em both

>>1946312

Simon is Jewish. He and his wife have three children. Their eldest, Lorrisa, was born December 25, 1997. Simon had a heart attack in the latter half of 2010, but was back at work by Survivor Series on November 21. In November 2013, he was taken to a hospital and later sent home from a WWE European tour after suffering chest pain.

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>>1946250
Based eddie bringing smackdown and the wwe his latino heat and charisma
Beniot brought toothless aggression and unintended comedy gold.
Based malenko was the iceman stoic face that made bitches tap and double ho 7 was awesome
perry saturn put a mop over thats how great he was.

>>1946316

Guerrero was born in Ray, Arizona to a family of migrant workers. He attended school in the United States until the age of nine when his mother died. His family moved to Mexico, and Guerrero's father used his English language skills to work as an interpreter in Guadalajara. Guerrero's wife Herlinda was the sister of wrestler Enrique Llanes. They married in 1947. They had six children: four sons Chavo, Mando, Hector, Eddie, and two daughters, Maria and Linda. After retiring from active wrestling, Guerrero sold auto insurance. Guerrero would also open his home to aspiring wrestlers, training them in the backyard in an old ring. Two weeks before his death, Guerrero's liver failed and he developed cirrhosis due to hepatitis.

>>1946327

Chavo is the son of Gory Guerrero and the older brother of Mando, Hector, and Eddie Guerrero. He grew up in El Paso, Texas, where he attended a segregated school. Growing up, he faced discrimination. He has two children, wrestler Chavo Jr. and daughter Victoria.and he is the brother in-law of Vickie Guerrero.

In July 2016, Guerrero and his son were named part of a class action lawsuit filed against WWE which alleged that wrestlers incurred traumatic brain injuries during their tenure and that the company concealed the risks of injury. The suit is litigated by attorney Konstantine Kyros, who has been involved in a number of other lawsuits against WWE.

>>1946250
Does it really matter if they drew a dime? Wrestling always needs the guy who draws the dimes and the guys who work with the guy who draws.

I liked this group but I don't think they were ever booked too well. At least they weren't completely shitted on though. All of these guys were great.

>>1946333

Enrique Juan Yañez González was born on August 24, 1919 in Otumba, a Mexico State municipality with a current population of about 8,000. He was the son of José Yañez López, a telegraphist aligned with the Mexican revolutionists, and María González Moreno, a direct descendant of Pedro Moreno, a famous insurgent of the early 19th century. Enrique Juan Yañez González died on September 19, 2004.

>>1946337
What the fuck are you going on about?

>>1946344

Quoting comments from The Guerrero Biography since OP is a faggot trying to meme.