I don't see a thread up
>>1945870
>I don't see a thread up
Thats because this isn't the A+ show
>>1945870
Based AJ smackdownwins again
Ew Corbin
>>1945871
Isn't there something going on tonight?
1st for Big Dollar Don going over tonight
First for SOUTHERN BOYS WITH THE FARMER STRENGTH
>>1945870
>Smackdown Live
>its taped
>>1945876
Not that I can think of. But I don't think this Smackdown is live.
Randy looks really good paired with Bray and Luke
this is growing on me. Too bad it won't last long
>>1945871
nice meme
Based Ellsworth.
>>1945882
The Wyatts' new gimmick is that they all wear sweet jackets
They actually popped for the ticket to get James Ellsworth to Scotland.
bretty gud
based no chin man working everyone
ELLSWORTH
Why is Ellsworth still a thing?
Wasn't funny the first week and isn't funny now
Has Styles always been that boring on the mic?
>>1945870
BASED ELLSWORTH
Where is everyone tonight by the way?
>CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL >CHINTERNATIONAL
Convince me to watch Smack Down tonight and not the Election coverage.
I know SmackDown is always based, but convince me to stay her or go to /pol/ to shitpost
>>1945892
He isn't doing well with the whole Ellsworth thing. He doesn't do petty well.
it just hit me that Ellsworth looks normal compared to the scottish crowd
>>1945893
presidential election shit
James' theme is pretty fucking rad.
>>1945893
Either the election threads or just not caring because the results are out already
>>1945893
/pol/ is in turbo mode today, cant miss that
Deanetty BTFO
>Ellsworth is going to get his revenge on braun at survivor series
>>1945895
No. I don't know you
>>1945895
Because Shillary is guaranteed to win. Best to ride out the storm watching Smackdown.
>>1945895
They're gonna be shitposting on /pol/ for like a month after
You've got plenty of time for election shitposts but only one night for based Smackposting
>>1945903
I'm ok with this
Baron Corbin is the most boring character of all time. Cens should take his spot.
>>1945903
KEK
Why was that one Smackdown had a dark crowd but no other Smackdown since?
>SD Live
>it's not live
AJ is a manlet ;_;
>dare I say
hello shane
fucking based Ellsworth
Based Harper doesn't give a fuck about Chin Cara
>official mascot
>>1945914
+18
Just back home after seeing the show live at the Hydro. It was based as fuck!
This Ellsworth guy is cancer now
>>1945903
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I like the JE gimmick but I worry think it might go to shit if they do it too long.
How much longer do you think they can do it before it goes to shit?
He needs to take a break during December, so he can appear in the RR.
Holy shit
Who the fuck is booking this shit
>Fabreeze vs Jobvillains
>>1945923
Shut up
You get tired of things to fast
>>1945923
Yeah. He needs to get BTFO already.
>>1945925
they should have ended it last week, it was a complete arc
>>1945925
I think he should ride out the Dean/AJ feud and fuck off afterwards before they run it into the ground.
>>1945912
>Monday Night Raw
>Filmed on Kiltsday
Ellsworth is still over enough to be tolerable IMO. If he goes past SurSeries, they've jumped the shark.
>>1945923
>>1945911
The arena was literally half empty
Based Breezango
>>1945923
Anybody else think Ellsworth needs to go away at around this point and stay gone 'til the Rumble?
I will watch it after the election, is it good?
Based Baron Corbin sick of No Chin
Oh shit LUCHA THING is back
Damn English's beard is on point
lucha things is back
what even is Baron Corbins gimmick?? balding man having a mid life crisis?
>threatening Corbin with Kalitso
Corbin seemed like he had to think real hard to say all that
>Kalisto was still thinking about Baron Corbin this whole time
They trucking ruined the vaudevillains so badly. They could have been great.
HOLY FUCK
>their uniforms
>not even fandangoing
The crowd is dead
Fuck this is gay
>>1945951
he is THE LONELY WOLF
>>1945953
really made him think
>Literal fashion police
Oh shit
I thought it was Hard Gay for a minute
>>1945954
kek
ummmm wtf now I love breezango is there anyone smackdown live cant get over?
Really quiet...
GOD
Based Breeze working towards the Scott Steiner goatee
I want the vaudvillains to go over
>>1945967
DAMMIT
>>1945970
WOO
HE DID THE DEAL
HOLY FUCK
VAUDJOBBERS
>Vaudevillains
>>1945961
>THE LONELY WOLF
Kek
>>1945973
NO ONE KICKS OUT OF THE FALCON ARROW
>>1945951
Biker Taker except minus a cool entrance and manages to be even worse in the ring
SmackDown tag matches are way too short. It might be the only major flaw with the show.
When is our girl coming back?
>>1945980
if only the video games tag matches were this fast in universe mode
DEAD
>>1945981
Never
Being a vaudevillains fan is suffering
when is our girl coming back?
>>1945981
when Curt Hawkins wins a match
ON THIS DAY
Oh. Good. Edge and Undertaker are coming back.
ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY
EDGE
D
G
E
How shit will the ratings be today for smackdownetty?
>>1945985
Blame Simon Crotch for being so mediocre as Aiden stays GOAT
NATTIE A THICC
nikki looks like brie with huge boobs
I typed then realized how dumb the sentence was
but yeah she looks more and more like brie
Where did Tom go?
Nattie looks cute tonight
Why does Nia Jax have such a pretty face and such a cute smile
She's a heel, right? I'm conflicted
Too much thiccness in the ring lads
So much thicc in one ring!
Naomi is the best Diva. I'm not even into black girls, but best in ring and best entrance.
Nikki looks so much different with pure black hair. She doesnt have her blonde streaks.
>>1946000
No such thing as too much thickness.
>>1945999
This
>Carmella
please leave
What are you queers doing? presidential election is on
Every time they mention the glow it makes me want to watch the last dragon
>>1946009
>not reading the spoilers already
Hillary wins
>>1946002
except if you're epileptic
>>1945999
She was a model.
People are shocked that she's good looking?
lol nattie
>>1946009
>watching something that is more rigged than pro wrestling
>>1946009
You do know that's fake, right?
>>1946013
I want her to sit on my face
>didn't read spoilers
None of you mother fuckers better tell me who this 3rd man is!
>>1946013
She's smiling in the cut for the SS match though
I see her as a monster heel, and it's weird to think "Dang, she cute" in a traditional sense when I see a monster heel
>>1946009
You know it's fake, right?
who's that mysterious partner?
>nattie and naomi in the ring
>>1946023
Its gonna end up being Styles.
>>1946017
VV gimmick can work. Remember heel Doink? Just some nutjob in clown make up that likes to hurt people? VV can do something similar.
>>1946020
>read spoilers but forgot who the 3rd man is
Be kind pls
>>1946025
Styles is in the other team
>>1946020
shut the fuck up, you're literally baiting someone into telling.
>>1946009
>Main eventing a ppv with two heels.
>>1946029
Now I've got to leave the thread and watch /smack/ without shitposting
Thanks anon
>>1946029
>:^}
>>1946026
2016 is a different climate.
Also am I crazy for imagining that vv had decent heat up until Money in the bank? Injuring Enzo and destroying the time machine, and suddenly they were jobbing to Golden Truth and Breezango.
>>1946024
>>1946028
No...its Orton/Bray/Luke
Based Kane!
>>1946037
well who cares, now it's kane
>daniel bryan is actually smaller than Elsworth
This fucking midget has forever ruined WWE. Wrestlemania XXX was a tragedy.
based meme remover
>>1946035
They did. I'm sure they started to be booked that way because they fucked up Enzo
fuck yeah time for some lucha thing
>rebels without a clue
Big Entrance Corbin
Does this mean they're dropping Sin Cara for fighting?
How is the crowd dead for everyone except Ellsworth?
>>1946009
>"Watching" a presidential election
u wot?
If you do more than just keep another tab open to periodically check electoral votes, you're a retard.
>>1946040
ellworth is 5'6 and bryan is 5'7
>>1946048
Scotland is full of sad miserable people.
PLS STOP BULLYING KALISTO
C
O
R
B A S E D
I
N
KALLISTO NO BULLY PLZ
based kalisto trying to end boring corbin career
KALISTO HAS JOINED THE USOS
CALISTO IS BECOME BULLY NOW
This is kinda funny...
Im currently simming a Royal Rumble on 2K17, and Corbin has eliminated Goldberg, Lesner, Shane McMahon, and Eric Rowan....and Kalisto just entered at No. 11 while Corbin was the no.1 entrance.
THAT KILLED HIM!
Kalisto push?
>Kalisto renge knocking Baron out of SS
Yes YES
IM FUCKING DYING
THAT CORBIN FALL
Kalisto misses Hunico
So now he must become Hunico
BASED KALISTO WITH THE SIN CARA GIMMICK
Manlet wet dreams: the match
>>1946058
Tell me what happens
Heel luchador, interesting
Sin Cara thaught him how to deal with bullies
So this is how they put Miz in SS?
>>1946066
Corbin was just eliminated by Big Dog, who came in at no.13
>Bliss is the main event
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>1946065
>lanklet seething
Based Kalisto
>>1946050
Are you trying to deny that Bryan was clearly shorter?
WTF I LOVE KALISTO NOW
>womens main event
take that L gracefully smackdrumpfs
>>1946076
LU-CHA
LU-CHA
LU-CHA
>Smackdown casually makes their main event the Women's title match
>feels genuine because the match was delay from a PPV which two women who havent faced enough 100 times prior to this match
>no need to push it down the audience throat
See RAW, this is how you handle the women. You dont force people to believe a match is worth anything, and then have Mick Foley break down in the ring about what a raging feminist he is.
Why hasn't Daniel Bryan screamed about how historic this is yet?
is total divas any good?
>>1946082
He may be a faggot but he's not that much of a faggot
>>1946081
Shit
I'd buy that shirt
>>1946084
It's alright if you're into cheesy reality television drama.
>>1946080
Don't bother, smackbro. Rawtists can't understand what it's like to have a decent woman's division. They have to deal with forced, overacting underperforming botch-addled women pushed by their half-dead GM to work with.
>Tom sitting at the corner like a kid trying to get on the adult table
Remember when Bliss just lost to Naomi for no real reason?
>>1946084
other than learning that paige has ticklish feet, no.
>>1946082
he isn't as mentally handicaped as foley
>>1946090
Naomi had a wardrobe malfunction, wasn't supposed to go over.
>main event
You can't just put a main event in any spot.
>Main event
>its 8:55
ummmmmmmm...wat?
>>1946096
They lied
what does the yellow strip mean..?
>it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT
wut
There is an hour left.
>Main event
>8:55
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE
Out Queen has arrived!
So tell me lads.
Which board are you from?
How relived are you that the election season is almost over?
>main event not even going on last
THE STATE OF SMACKKEKS
LITeRALLY DONT UNDERSTAND the FIRST THING ABOUT MATCH CONTINUITY LOL
>>1946095
HiAC proved otherwise
Yo, Trump might actually take Florida
probably couldn't get around mauro saying it when they were editing the show
POST >YFW IT ACTUALLY WAS MAIN EVENT IN THE LIVE SHOW BUT VINCE EDITED THIS SHIT TO MAKE IT MIDWAY THROUGH THE NIGHT
ITS THE MAIN EVENT BECAUSE THEY ARE PROUD AND STRONG ROLE MODELS FOR YOUNG WOMEN EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS
>>1946105
Kek, but still.
So is this an hour long match or...?
>>1946103
/m/
This election is like the fucking Zeon uprising
Do Irish people and Scottish people hate each other? Will B+ecketty get booed out of the building?
>>1946108
STOP TRYING TO SABOTAGE SMACKDOWN VINCE
CORBIN OUT
FAP4BLISS
0 ZERO POP
>>1946108
>>1946101
It's WWE's new way of getting the women over. Any time they wrestle it is now the main event regardless of the time.
>>1946103
/sp/
A little relieved because of the way people were acting irl, but gonna miss the memes a little tbqh.
Becky get some new tits?
>Becky's thighs
Jesus.
Dear god Becky's thighs.
>>1946108
this is actually alright
>>1946121
>/sp/
Congrats on promoting to the Elites last weekend and breaking the curse. Still laughing at the state of /a/'s management.
Hopefully in the winter we go 1v1 in the cup.
>>1946106
jk, they haven't started on Broward county
Becky getting thicc
bliss is looking really good here
Becky is better off on Smackdown since she doesn't have to be constantly reminded of her times in NXT and be on her own instead of that four horseface bullshit
That and better booking on Smackdown
dat powerbomb
Becky needs to start wearing nikki's ring gear
>"Main event"
>not going on last
>nevertheless great match
>commercials
Wow ACTUAL ring psychology from both women, what is going on here!?
>>1946129
Despite all the efforts from Clinton it looks like it wasn't enough to win. Even with the latino vote.
Wow, alexa is really good..
the metodic attack to the becky's arms was pretty interesting.
btw, fuck comercials.
>Deadlift powerbomb
I know Alexa is like a hundred pounds, but still, hot damn .
GUISE, HEAR, NOW, THE CROWD IS DEAD
LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF BECKY LYNCH AS SHE LIFTS UP A SMALL CHILD!!!
>>1946128
Fuck off Michael, I'm trying to watch wrasslin.
>THEY AIRED THE LONGEST FUCKING COMMERCIAL OF THE ENTIRE NIGHT DURING THIS MATCH
damn bliss on point
Leave it to Smackdown to have better womens matches than RAW can even put on their ppvs.
>the match
The state of Raw women's maineventers.
>>1946122
they look good tonight
damn, nice fucking match
am I getting worked?
her foot was on the rope
>Foot on the rope
Rematch when?
that was really good
Shut the fuck up Otunga
It's the Taker Brock finish
Fuck, I wanted mah Blissfu to win. Either way, great match.
Really, a screwy finish?
FUCKING CHINK REF
HER FOOT WAS ON THE ROPE YOU BLIND FUCK
OPEN YOUR EEEEEEEEYEEESSS FFUCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCK REEEEEE
every time I've unmuted, JBL has been yelling incomprehensibly, pls stop
>Smackdown treat women as equals
>to the point of having the same shit finish as men
lol gotta have SDL writers fix the cruiser weights
Please keep the titles where they are....
CRUISERWEIGHTS TO SMACK
AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
How does any red-blooded heterosexual man not know at all times where Alexa Bliss's feet are?
Cruiserweight division coming to Smackdown would bring over Sin Cara, Neville, and Zayn, right?
PLEASE WIN KALLISTO
SAVE US
Oh god damnit, INB4 they exchange the mid card on Smackdown Live for the cruiserweights on RAM
/SMACK/ gonna save the cruiserweights raw literally had the perfect formula and they still fucked it up
>Miz's face
Why is shane so chill
>mfw Smackdown takes the cruiserweight division from Raw
RAW BTFO yet again
>>1946168
/asp/ Post of the Year
>>1946169
No. Zayn and neville arent in the division.
>>1946169
no, but maybe Smackdown will bring the "weight cap" up just a bit to bring them 3 over.
But SD will have no Midcard belt if Zayn wins.
kalisto better do a bad lucha thing and keep those midgets off the A+ show
>>1946182
Zayn will go to SD by the end of the year.
>>1946182
Everyone in the midcard now move up
Cruiserweight become the new mdicard
>>1946185
Well fuck me, bring them over too!
:D
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED HOW COME SMACKDOWN CAN JUST DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT
I wanna fugg Alexa lads.
pls post pics of her.
please win apollo
Why did they cut out his intro?!?!!
:DDDD
KURT FUCKING HAWKINS
glasglow is silent
>>1946193
Smackdown needs to get based Big Dog over to there. Then it could truly be the A+ show.
I unironically really like Curt Hawkins
Otunga vs Byron confirmed
Who did Apollo piss off?
>>1946201
>that ass
>Apollo Lose
Does Apollo have heat with someone? Good lord.
>it's a black guy does nothing but spots and then loses match
>>1946206
He went on some rant on Twitter where he said fuck a lot and talked about how nasty some bitches feet be
>>1945987
>when Curt Hawkins wins a match
YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT,DIDNT YOU ANON
>>1946186
>stef: shane i got a problem with sami zayn
>shane: oh no what did he do
>stef: thats the thing he doesnt do anything and we dont know what to do with him, he just dances in the back room and listens to ska
>shane: dont worry we can work something out
APOLLO LOSE LOST AGAIN
>>1946208
NXT Bliss was the best Bliss.
>>1946203
I would never watch Raw
CROWD IS DEAD
>>1946219
Why is that btw?
>>1946214
kek
Oh my Renee.
>>1946221
Stop dude.
How fuckin nuts is this
Cruiserweight will never (and should never) go on Smackdown.
They don't have enough time for Cruisers.
Also I don't want Smackdown to become shit like RAW anyway.
>>1946227
In Ward we trust
>>1946229
Damn he's short
THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!
based big pop deano
>Founding Member of the Shield
They were all founding members though
if James was in RAM, they would have had him dressed and pretend to be ambros (AJ lee angle) by now.
>woo woo woo, you know it.
>>1946227
Cruiserweights are getting their own show which is live after SD. I think they are staying with Raw.
>>1946234
Cm.punk is the founder. He thought the idea up
>>1946234
In kayfabe Dean is the leader of the Shield.
>>1946238
Hi Phil
Did Edge and Christian show get cancelled?
Looks like Raw won this week lads
this one is a stinker
>>1946242
They teased a season 2 in a Edge tweet
Mauro and his reference
>>1946242
"No", season one ended.
My guess is next week they'll be promoting season 2.
>>1946243
>Ram won this week lads
Harper and Kane are the slowest workers on the roster. woo dawg/
>tfw Bray chooses the new guy over you
Poor Harper
BIG MATCH AJ BTFO OWENS AND WOMENS TITLE
>Kevin Owens with the women's title
based AJ
>the guy with the women's title?
kekkkkkkkkkk
>Kane was on the first episode of Smackdown
That's crazy
What are the odds he makes it to 1000?
Looks like KO is the second man to win a women's championship from WWE.
HILARY JUST FUCKING WON
ITS OVER
>>1946255
Very unlikely.
>>1946257
Same shit will happen no matter who wins. All of this is just overblown TV ratings.
>>1946255
>49 years old
>2 more years
Maybe if he doesnt get injured.
>>1946255
Taker made it to 1000th of Raw. Kane can easily make it to 1000th of Smackdown.
>Undertaker
Who gets the honor of losing to a fossil at the next Wrestlemania?
>>1946262
this
fuck off back to /pol/
>>1946257
Every stream has different electoral votes. Which one are you watching?
>>1946257
nigga...like only 12 states are in right now. There is still voting out west
>>1946272
It looks like Trump might have a chance, he's leading in all the swing states.
That was pretty sick
The only time the wacky line ever looked cool
>>1946277
Correction, most swing states.
just tuning in
who the hell is that ellsworth dude?
he looks like a retarded hillbilly
Bray does look a bit cooler with his hair in dreads
He's a parody of Ambrose's internet fans.
confirmed: only wyatts can pin ellsworth
He tagged in without holding the tag ropes. Please fire him
Knew that would happen.
JBL please
>>1946286
He also sold the Sister Abigail better than anyone else
>>1946280
White Cheese Burger
Spike Dudley 2.0
123 Kid 2.0
>shawn michaels is rolling in his grave and he's not even dead
>shawn micheals is turning in his grave and he's not even dead
kek
Wow this crowd is ugly
No not kane. Not Luke Harper. Shane McMahon. Fuck this show
please don't die shane
They couldn't get Cena in?
>throwing away the week like that
They should have made it Undertaker to give him his last Survivor Series
It would also give Smackdown someone against Braun.
I don't get it
Who is Shane supposed to counter?
Is he the healer?
What a shitty team comp
Rate this Smackdown.
7.5/10
It was decent.
Putting the McMahons over the wrestlers. Fuck smackdown. Even worse than raw. I mean it's not like adding the final member of the Wyatt family would help increase your chances over fucking Shane o mac right
Papa Vince trying to kill Smackdown. :/
>>1946296
Based Shane'O Mac taking the fight straight to RAM
>>1946303
he's the bard, he will dance his team to victory
>>1946303
It's the golden rule of WWE: If you can force a McMahon into it, do so.
Based Shane working the obese smarks.
He'll coast to coast RAM to oblivion
Renee's shirt is see through.
>NOBODY'S USING TOUT.
We would like to wish Renee Young well in all of her future endeavors.
ITS NOT FAIR WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
even talking smack is more entertaining than raw
>>1946328
nigga talking smack is more entertaining than Smackdown
>Deputy Dango
im loving fashion police
hahaha holy shit what is happening
>DON'T TOUCH ME!
This Breezango skit is legit hilarious
>>1946342
why did they have them off tv for so long fuck
>>1946346
So we can dissociate Breezango from the older gimmicks and make it easier to swallow this new one
I was a little late coming into Talking Smack but showed up because of >>1946321
Compare Bliss's promo vs Bailey's promo last week and tell me Raw is better in any way.
>>1945906
WRONG
>>1946346
Because that's how the repackaging process works.
>>1945981
When she learns to wrestle so.....never
>>1946368
watch IT
>>1945906
AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
>>1946391
>>1946359
Jokes on you guys. I was on the Trump Train all along.